Secret Santa: Early Arrival editionMy present arrived today and I don't know if I should open it.
>>118121592
Is it too early to start opening threads? I am out of town for Christmas but do not want to dishonour the work my s/a/nta put in.
JL from MD hope you dont get a gift you had already
MV from IL
ZM from AK
Your gifts are in the mailV from NH
JL from NY
TA from CA
CK from NV
JV from KS
Your cards are in the mail
Currently homeless so I can't monitor these threads but I hope you enjoy your gifts! Merry Christmas /a/!
>>118121592
>Card
Yes
>Present
No, save it for Christmas Day.
>>118122332
I won't be able to open it Christmas day since I am out of town (and can't transport it).
Here is a nice picture that was drawn on the box.
>>118122418
Then open it before or after Christmas. If before, take photos and save them to upload later on Christmas day.
Got a package in the mail from the Netherlands this morning. Thank youF.V, I love your card, can't wait to open the gifts.
Hope you will have a wonderful Christmas, you definitely made mine.
The registered SAL for my anon blessed me with showing up on my local post office's tracking page. Hopefully this means I can send his stuff by the end of the week.
Everything I sent should arrive tomorrow. I hope they enjoy it.
If you're in the late cards /ss/, I might be working on your card right now.
>>118122418
And here is the Christmas wish on the box!
>>118122141
>Only one Kurisamasu
Play favorites huh? Well it's not like I liked you the most or anything, baka Anon-kun!
>ctrl f
>spain 0 results
It hurts.ASfromIreland, your package will arrive on time. The mail center told me that it will be delivered in 7 days.ABfromCanada, the mail center told me that USA and Canada are delaying a lot of packages and shit, so it will be delivered in 10~ days. I hope it arrives on time.
>>118122922
Forgot to mention, it's a card toAB.
I'm sorry to my giftanon, I've been tracking down the main gift I got you but it's taken forever to get it sent on to me. Your package may arrive after Christmas if this keeps up.
>>118123197
Well it's a good thing that your giftanon can tell exactly who he is from your post. God forbid you message the organizers instead.
>>118122922
I am sending a card to spain.Canary Islands
Just letting everyone know to post a pic when you get your stuff.
And cover your and your anons address.
>>118123557
I include a note saying please mail me & let me know you have the present.
Still no reply from my Santa. At this rate, my roommate's Reddit /ss/ junk is going to show up first.
>>118123711
I just hope to see them when they open it up later.
>>118123946
MFW I wrote "/ss/" on my packages, but then got paranoid that the mail people would think it meant Schutzstaffel so I ended up writing "Secret Santa" on top of that.
>>118124123
What does that even mean?
>>118124164
The SS.
>>118124164
A quick internet search will tell you that it meansgit gud at history
>>118121592JCfromCA, your gift should have arrived at your house by now.Please tell me you got it.
>>118124304
I have a kid who cant read, but can see, I dont want to google anything weird.
>>118124358
Nazis
>>118124164
>The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: [ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl] ( listen), translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
I'm shipping my gifts and cards out tomorrow. They should still get there on time, I hope.
>>118124358
>I have a kid
Are you training him early, anon? 4chan might not even be around by the time he's old enough to post.
>>118124412
>>118124451
Thank you anons.
>tfw poor as fuck and can't participate in secret Santas
>>118124671
You can't afford a stamp?
>>118092015
Sorry man, I don't drink. and no one else in my family does either.
So... what should I do with it?
>>118124671
Where do I subscribe?
>>118124712
Not exactly a stamp but as in gifts
>>118124824
You could've joined the card list.
>>118124671
second worst type of post after
>"Am I late for /ss/?"
>>118122141
I got a peak at my card and I am happy and disappointed. Disappointed that I will not be happily surprised when it arrives.
KBfromNC
Gift ships out tomorrow after work. Packaging and boxes courtesy of the forests natural enemy amico.
Also in the package with the gold bowthere may be some lewds so open with caution.Not that you should open any /ss/ gift around family/normals.
>>118124750
Not him, but you can bake it into an Irish bundt cake.
MNofTXcan you confirm you got your box?
>>118122141
>Currently homeless
>Sending people gifts
Shit Anon
>>118124870
I'd rank the "Just got my gift and it sucks, so I'm not going to send anything out to my anon" bait posts as #1 worst.
>>118124995
Put a note in the box or gift itself. Don't expect anons to see your posts every time.
>>118125045
>>118122141
So that's where the panhandling money goes.
>>118125115
>two of my cards listed only one thing
>Mayaka Ibara
Used goods.
>>118124995
>There may be some lewds
I need to get in on this next year
>>118123525
I'm actually fromMallorca.
;_;
I hope one of my card anons doesnt think me too wierd, I might have taped a nearly 4 foot long hair in the card. I thought it would be a good idea to drink while writing just to loosen up a little, but I guess not.
>>118121592
There might be pastries inside, you don't want them to go stale do you?
Anyone who doesn't wrap their presents is shit anyway/
>>118125732
Not as awkward as
>open card from anon
>pubic hair falls out
>>118122922
>>118123134
Most likely me, if it's going to BC. Good to hear. Also I expected as much, our postal service near this time is truly shit. Thanks for the update though.
>>118125840
Which would you prefer /a/, semen coated glitter or pubes falling out of the card?
>>118125858
I for one stuffed my envelopes with equal parts glitter and pubes.
>>118122812
For anyone still wondering, a picture of the box on my floor.
JYofCanadaI sent your package out today. Everything in the box is wrapped, so feel free to open it and put them under your tree.
>>118125938
>semen coated glitter
You mean glitter coated semen right? I prefer pubic hair.
AlsoNLfromNLpick up the goddamn package from your post.
>>118125938
All three falling out simultaneously
>>118125953
>up
>on it's side
>that wallpaper
Sasuga Northern Caliphate.
>>118125938
Definitely semen used as glue to attach glitter.
>>118125529a friend of mine has a vacation home in Minorca, may we run into each other someday.
>>118125953
>up -->
Are you trying to trigger my autism?
>>118125858
>>118125954
>JY[/canda] ofCanada...
kek
>>118125953
>tracking says anon received gift a week ago
>Doesn't even post the box
Worse than hitler
>>118126193
>tracking says package was delivered 25 hours ago
>still no picture
He's dead to me.
>>118126085how do you know I am from Canada? Are you my Santa?
>>118126193
It seems courteous to do this, but for my part I'll be browsing around Christmas to see mine.My anon lives in the same province so I can time his arrival to be around the 22nd
K fromGAhere,
I received your package! I can't wait until Christmas comes around so I can open it~Also the -san-sama-senpai-san-chan was a nice touch and really cute. It made my day.
>>118124873
wanted to make sure anons knew they were coming. Had a rough couple months so couldn't send early cards
>>118126193
I'm mostly worried that it never got to them to begin with.
>>118126193
I think mine is doing it because I'm atripfag
>>118126285
Or maybe he's waiting for the next weekend thread like you idiots are supposed to.
>>118126458
>contact secret santa to tell them to tell /ss/ they should have received their gift
>Still no response
Maybe its me, but does anyone notice that secret santa stops responding to people by December every year?
NV from CA, tracking said that you got your package delivered this morning. Hope you like it!
>>118126620
They've replied to all my stuff diligently.
>>118126532
or maybe he's a prick
CMfromUKCustoms are holding something back, so you might get 2 packages if they don't fucking hurry up.
>>118125809
This is a very good point.
Should I open now? I want to...also today has been terrible so I am hoping a present will make it less terrible.
>>118126820CW from UK*
>>118126858
Anon don't do it. It's the same as fapping. Sure it can make you feel better, but it's absolutely amazing when you do after edging for a week.
>>118126858
Don't do it anon! It's not worth it to miss out on doing it properly.
>>118126858
Like I said, anons should have individually wrapped their presents, so you should be able to open the box without spoiling Christmas, unless your /ss/ is a retard and put pastries in a cardboard box too and wrapped it.
Shake the gifts.
>>118126858
Ask your ss in one of these threads or email organizers to contact him for you just to be sure.
>>118126971
or was a lazy shit and just stuffed shit in a box without wrapping them.
>>118122418
>>118122812
>>118125953
Hey, it arrived! Your santa here, you can open the box now if you want so that you can read your card, all your gifts are wrapped, so it won't spoil that.
Although you can wait too if you want.
Anyhow, I would put the "up" side up as there's one heavier item in there and there's less risk of it squatting the other items if you lay it that way.
yo,bgfromNLgifts are wrapped individually, so open the box, there is some food in there.
>>118127027
this too
just say their initials, they could be in this thread
>>118127075
!!!!! I was hoping you would come!
Okay, I will open the larger box and post a picture of what was inside.Would you prefer it if I opened them today or on December 22? I can't bring them with me and I go to a different city that night.
>>118127075
>mfw when this is an anon just fucking with you and you open the box and all your gifts are unwrapped.
>tfw want to take part
>tfw i would never put my address on /a/ even if you paid me
suffering
>>118127243
pussy
>>118127162
Hold out on the gifts themselves. It's just too early now.
>>118127237
That'd be funny, but I can prove it. I'mMS from NLand he'sMW from ON
>>118127243
If you really want to participate, rent a PO box.
>>118127243
queer
>>118127243
this isn't Lejun faggot, no ones gonna order 50 pizza's to your home or call SWAT
>>118127243
Nobody would care enough to do anything bad, you're just some guy
I'm finishing my cards tomorrow, and hopefully sending them off the same day if everything falls into place.
>>118127243
Have it sent to a post office.
>>118127295You really are my Santa! Pic related, me this morning when it arrived.
>>118127243
One of my five cards gave a PO Box, which is okay by me. I can understand being worried about it, because internets.
If you are travelling over christmas, like many people will be, open your gift on the last possible day, take pictures, and make sure to upload them on christmas if possible.
>>118127397
but im a little girl not a guy
>>118127397
>>118127362
What's actually the worst gift that has come out of Secret S/a/nta in the past years, other than never receiving anything at all?
>>118127686
The bloody panties could be argued to be bad.
>>118127686
That they didn't ask for? buttplug
>>118127745
He asked for it though.
>>118127745
The guy actually wanted them and asked for them, so technically they're pretty good. I doubt someone would get those randomly.
>>118127767
>>118127786
Oh yeah, I forgot he asked for it.
AB and OPfromColombia, your postal service is being an ass with the tracking code, so I hope your cards and gift arrived well.
Posted that I got this yesterday, but I found my camera today and took pictures. Thanks againDO from TX
>>118127848
>I forgot
More like you are new
>>118127075
So, I checked out the package.
Sweet card, and complete lack of dead animals, which is satisfactory.
>>118127686
BlondeDude sent some girl a buttplug and a cum tissue two years ago.
>>118127764
Buttplug receiver here, I would actually rank another gift I got from someone else on /a/ lower than it. The plug was hilarious and made for a conversation starter at least, even if I couldn't use it.
>>118126392
Where in GA? I live in Savannah.
>>118128150
>I would actually rank another gift I got from someone else on /a/ lower than it
Do tell.
>>118128111
>even if I couldn't use it.
Does that mean you can use it now?
>>118128181
It means she sold it.
>>118127977
and seen from the right angle.
>>118128111
Was the worse gift just boring or something unspeakably terrifying?
SK from OR, RT from VA, BC from MA and DM from CA, I sent out your cards today. Hopefully they should be getting in riiiight before Christmas! I'm a terrible artist but I tried to trace some cute stuff for you guys at least! <3
>>118128221
That's pretty cool.
>>118127851
Uh oh, now I need to convice my cousin not to destroy whatever you sent me until I get back. Thanks for the info, and thanks for everything.
>>118128172
I think you're quoting the wrong person, Anon.
>>118128221
It's as if she's slightly less mutilated now.
Still A+ effort for making a pop-up card for your card sender.
>>118128312
Yeah whoops meant to quote >>118128111
>>118126498
must be blondedude
I am not a robot
>>118127764
They didn't seem upset about it and it was pretty funny. And they got all the other stuff they asked for.
Crazy that BlondeDude had Atashi.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/77051059/#77061442
>>118128150
I live in the fulton area. A city near Milton.
>>118128111
Did you try to use it at least?
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>118128078
A cute lid!
>>118128111
>Buttplug receiver
ha
ToJay-kunThanks for the Chocolate. For homemade, you sure went all out.
>>118128428
>>118128181
>>118128111
>>118127851
I'mone of the two AB in Colombiaand received this card today, if it was you thanks, if you weren't well thanksChilean anon
>>118128564
>rips up card he says is from a /v/ermin
>uses /v/ reaction images
>facebook profile pic is a video game character
>>118128479
And look what is inside!
I think I might dig up some of my cards from last year, see if any of the senders are still around.
>>118128643
>Kikebook
Yeah no
>>118128658
Your santa here, don't forget to look in the bottom, there's a few really small ones that are probably hidden in the packing material.
>>118128421
Milton? I've no idea where that is. I assume it's up north of Atlanta?How's the weather treatin' ya?
>>118128555
Please say they were semen-filled
>>118128236
>>118128172
More boring (random) than terrifying. I remember that the anon talking about about purchasing the item from a local clearance sale in the threads before I received it.
>>118128771I wouldn't have it any other way
>>118128769
Yeah, it's in north Fulton.
It's been pretty cold and windy lately. I kind of wish it were warmer. How's Savannah? Not too familiar with that area.
>>118128607
Chilean anon here:Que bueno que te gusto.
>>118128281Le pase a Santa Yui el tracking code de tu regalo para que estes más seguro
>>118128658
Just kidding, my s/a/nta actually was really prolific.I guess I could open one present every day until I leave town.
>>118129070
Seeing the words Santa Yui mixed in with a bunch of Spanish looks really funny to me for some reason.
>All these latino anons
Now I regret not signing up. I did not because I was scared of getting grinched because my Santa would think the shipping to here was too much.
>>118128871I am sending you a card. Is there a non-tripfag name I can put on the front of your card? Otherwise it will be sent to A. J. Ebus at your address.
>>118128940
We have the Savannah College of Art and Design here, so there's a lot of hoity-toity rich hispter students who live Downtown, while the rest of us live in the regular party of the city. Not much to do so as much for night-life, especially as a college student, so my friends and I generally go to someone's house and watch anime all night and play the vidya. Weather here is rediculous, since it'll be 60* one day and 90* the next. It's a really pretty city though - definitely worth visiting.
>>118129070Are you MP from Chile?
>>118129070>Le pase a Santa Yui el tracking code de tu regalo para que estes más seguroSi el regalo es para OP, entonces no me han enviado el código de seguimiento. Si es para mÃ, entonces confÃrmame para poder enviarle un correo al personal de /ss/.
>>118128725
Thank you again. I am super excited and looking forward to opening with pictures!would it be acceptable to send you a thank you card?
>>118129171Sounds good to me
Sending my cards out tomorrow and feeling real anxious. No idea why I delayed this late.And gift.Will they all arrive on time?
>>118129200
Oh nice! I heard SCAD is a really nice school. Expensive though.
I really should visit one day.
When I have the time and money I guess, hah.
>>118129292Then that's what you get. I promise it won't be the word "filtered" in big letters in an envelope filled with shards of glass. You'll understand when you get the thing.
If I wait for the rest of the gifts to arrive, chances are it would ed up being late
Should I wait and send it as a full package, or only send half?
>>118129292
Were you once my /ss/?
>>118129343
From the archives
>The USPS cut-off dates for latest day to ship by to have a chance of Christmas delivery are:
>Standard Post, Media Mail, das slowest mails
Dec. 15
>First-Class
Dec. 20
>Priority
Dec. 20 as well
>Priority Express (AKA Express, overnight. etc).
Dec. 23
and International mail:
>First-Class
Dec. 2
>Priority
Dec. 2
>Priority Express (AKA Express)
Dec. 10
>Global Express Guaranteed
Dec. 17 and prepare to be raped by the cost
>In short, if your recipient is not in same country as you, MAIL NOW if you haven't done so.
i'm sending my gift at this weekend, is it going to arrive right in tiem??
[spoiller]babby's first international packet, i'm so fucking worried that it's arrived after 25th[/spoiler]
>>118129146
I almost didn't sign up for the same reason.
>>118129222
No.
>>118129236El regalo fue para OP. AB fue uno de los anon a quien envie cartas.
>>118129101
>those messages
ANON PLEASE CONTAIN YOURSELFNo Honking?
>>118129437
I'd say send out what you have already and include a note in the box telling your anon to expect the other half a little later. If you're absolutely poor and can't afford two boxes, send a card/letter now at least to explain your situation to him.
>>118125089
KB here and I see it.
>didn't put my name or any card in the box
Is this frowned upon? I just hope to see my box in the threads.
So I received a card, now I feel nauseous and nervous in opening it.
>>118129437
I am having the same problem with the last item.
I suggest either:
1 - mail half, and let them know more is coming; or
2 - contact the admin to let them know they haven't been grinched.
If I were recipient, I'd prefer two packages so I have something at Christmas and for pictures in the opening threads.
>>118129521Si soy yo, gracias por la información. Voy a mandarle un correo al personal pidiéndoles el código. ¿Tienes alguna idea de para cuando llega el paquete?
You guys know Rudolph is on right?
>>118129403
Su...sure
>>118129676
Una vez fapped tan duro en la ducha me desmayé.
>>118129580
Not necessarily. Some people don't feel comfortable leaving their addresses and names, but I do in hopes that I can get cards the years to follow - I'm sending my previous santas cards out of appreciation from last year.
>>118129581
Don't be.
>>118129399
>really nice
>Expensive
YES TO BOTH. I go to Armstrong and I used to deliver food in Savannah and I can definitely tell you that SCAD is ridiculously pricey all around. I would have loved to go though and go into music, since I play a godaweful amount of instruments.
>>118129676Juzgando por cuanto se demoro la carta de AB, pienso que 2-3 semanas (Salio del pais el dÃa 3)
>>118129810
Shampoo en su polla duele.
>>118121592
FIRST
Secret Santa Threads are only on weekends.
SECOND
Remember that if you know your gift will be delayed, please notify your recipient and/or the Secret S/a/nta organizers so that you don't get blacklisted.
>Domestic
Please give your packages at least one week to reach your recipient since the post system will be swamped horribly the closer to Christmas it gets. Monday, December 15, is likely to be the busiest shipping day of the year in the US. Try to ship on or before December 17 if possible. It may seem painfully obvious, but there is no mail delivery on Christmas Day. Receiving the gift post-Christmas takes a lot of the spirit out of the occasion.
>International
If you haven't mailed it out yet, do it NOW. Good luck, buddy.
>For the mailing-savvy
Print your own labels at home and save yourself from standing in the infinite line at the post office, or use your workplace's mailing services if it's offered. The holiday crunch is already on and I've witnessed some lengthy waits at the post office.
First-Class will be good enough. The USPS cut-off dates for latest day to ship by to have a chance of Christmas delivery are:
>Standard Post, Media Mail, das slowest mails
Dec. 15
>First-Class
Dec. 20
>Priority
Dec. 20 as well
>Priority Express (AKA Express, overnight. etc).
Dec. 23
>>
International mail
>First-Class
Dec. 2
>Priority
Dec. 2
>Priority Express (AKA Express)
Dec. 10
>Global Express Guaranteed
Dec. 17 and prepared to be raped by the cost
In short, if your recipient is not in same country as you, MAIL NOW if you haven't done so.
>>118129928
Hemmoroids son un dolor en el culo .
Is it too late to find someone to do a card secret Santa with? I'm in the UK so maybe I should avoid posting to anyone really far away but I want to send/receive a card from /a/.
I don't even know how to contact the organisers, I only suddenly realised I wanted to take part now
Can an envelope be sent without a return address? If I live in the US, what do I need to do to send a 6 x 9.25 bubble mailer?
>>118129968
jajaja
>>118129950
>only on weekends
This, no generals, no early threads, no editions. Just wait.
>>118129986
No, it needs a return address.
Stop being a pussy.
>>118129971
see
>>118129950
But no, it's never too late, Anon. Even if it's after Christmas, you will make any Anon's day if they see an extra card in their mailbox.Leave your email and we can chit-chat, I could see if I could send you a card even though I live in the States.
>>118129276
A number of people do send thank cards. I got a "White Day card" from the anon I sent a V/a/lentine's day gift to.
>>118129986
Technically you can leave the sending address so illegible that no one knows where to send it, and leave the return address as the address you want to send it to. It'll take longer, but eventually they'll just "return" the letter.Just don't be a pansy and leave one, silly.
>>118129986
Yes, a letter can be sent without a return address.
I have already received one such card.
However, if the address is wrong and the mail is otherwise undeliverable, USPS will destroy it instead of returning it to you.
>>118129986
It needs a return address.
Anything other than a letter needs taken into a Post Office and mailed.
Unless its FedEx or UPS in which you can use a bubblemailer, drop it in their drop-boxes with one of their labeled, and they'll bill you later.
Get off your lazy ass and stop being so hikki.
>>118130209
Nah, USPS offers drop-off and making your own labels at home. I haven't taken a package to be paid for to the post office for years now.
Plus printing the label through eBay/PayPal gets me bigger discounts by taking advantage of my Top-Rated seller account. It's like a 15-23% off regular rates.
>Haven't shipped out my stuff yet
I should really get on that.
>>118130352
Yes you should, Anon. Please.
>>118130352
You still got 8 days anon, no need to rush.Holy fuck man, hurry up.
>>118130352
It's going to get there really late, January late.
>>118130471
If Amazon can get me anal lube in 2 days during the holiday season then I can get some autist his chinese dolls in time for Christmas.
>>118130503
Why are you ordering anal lube, Anon?I really wanna' know :3
>my gift arrived alreadyI am from /v/ and no one made a fuss, talk about christmas spirit. /a/ can be okay when they aren't tryhard elitists.
>>118129950Sorry, I didn't know. I was so excited to receive the package I made the thread. Should I delete it so /ss/ doesn't garner hate?
>>118130641
When it comes to this /secret santa/ thing, most people try to be kind to each other.
>>118130641
As long as you don't act like a retard then we won't give a shit.
>>118130641
Did you make it blatantly obvious that you were from /v/ when you signed up? I'm sure whoever sent that gift to you would redact it knowing that now.
I'm glad I didn't sign up for this fucking gay shit.
>>118130641
Did you make it glaringly obvious like the other retards?
>>118124852
There was a card list?
I'm such a faggot for not knowing about this. Next year, I promise.
>>118130503
I wonder how many gallons of lube get bought for the holidays. I know I bought a bottle for the onahole I'm gifting a friend.And another for the onahole I'm gifting myself.
>>118130712
>Being this much of a grinch about giving and receiving gifts just because someone's from a different board
Good riddance. Would hate to image the poor soul being grinched by you.
>>118130712
We're all glad you didn't sign up either.
>>118130647
why bother you already made it and it got responses.
RP from QC
AC from ON here
I received your card and I love it! The tako luka drawing is adorable and I'd really like to thank you for the great Kate vector! You hit it spot on because she's one of my favourite characters. Have a great Christmas mate and thank you again!
>>118130757
Basically there was a list for gifts and cards and then a card list for people who were late, but they stopped about the 28th or so.Find a way to leave me your address. I'll send you a card, Anon.Don't beat yourself up over it buddy.
>>118130762
Call me a weirdo, but I don't understand why people use lube outside of something like an onahole. Does it actually make jerking off more fun?
>>118130641
>/a/ can be okay when they aren't tryhard elitists.
When you aren't vehemently shitposting or asking for requests, you mean.
>>118130641
>mfw I have an autist from /v/ as my guy
I was going to send him a touhou keyring with the rest of the shit I got him but I decided not to.
>>118130774
It's called Secret S/a/nta for a reason. It's supposed to be for people from /a/ to send each other gifts which was amazing the first time it happened. Now other boards know about it and sign up as well as people that don't even frequent 4chan sign up for it. It went from a close community thing to being a bunch of fags that want free shit.
>>118130314
Lets all calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGnQ0uVS60I
>>118130845
>Call me a weirdo, but I don't understand why people use lube outside of something like an onahole. Does it actually make jerking off more fun?
Cutfags need lube or otherwise they will leave their dicks raw.
>>118130774
>>118130641
>>118130675
>>118130712
I get being nice for /ss/ and being nice in general during christmas. But is there any point of saying shit like you are from reddit or /v/, other than being bait. It doesnt matter so stop being an attention-whore about it
>>118130880
I can understand your sentiments for wanting closed-community feelings and kinship amongst /a/, but getting uppity about other people getting in on something involving shared interests is a bit silly. I don't care who is from where, so as long as we share an interest and the good spirit between us, not to mention people who ask for shit and don't send things out themselves get added to a black list.
>>118130774
>>118130816
It's not secret s/v/anta, dumbfucks. I don't want to buy things for a crossboarder only coming here for free shit.
>>118130894
Oh.I can barely feel my dick due to nerve damage so I can never really tell to begin with.
>>118130930
>saying shit like you are from reddit or /v/
This, I can sympathize with. No need to make yourself a target. I don't care where Anon is from but it shouldn't be a selling point or an excuse for attention.
>>118130641I wrote small "Greetings from /v/!" on cards I made. I hope some /a/nons get aneurysm from that.
>>118130845
I'm not gonna beat myself up over it, I'd be happier getting in on this when I have something to contribute. Thanks, though.
>>118124346Maybe tomorrow?
>>118130894
I guess i'm one of the lucky cutlets, because I've used lube maybe five times in my life.
>>118130983
Again, he got his gift with no issues, but he decided to mention after the fact that "HEY LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M A CROSSBOARDER"
I wouldn't give a shit if they didn't say anything. There's no way to know if someone's a newfag, a casual, or a crossboarder unless they make a point to let you know, which is what a lot of them do.
>>118130983
It's probably not hard to get past the blacklist. Just change your email or have the present sent to someone else's address and you get free stuff for another year.
If they really shared our interest then they wouldn't obviously be from /v/ or another board. I signed up for this to give gifts to an anon that I may have called a faggot at some point. Not to some retard that obviously can't fit in and signed up just to get shit.
>>118130997
>Getting this angry just because /a/non invited guests to the party
>MUH SEKRIT CLUB
Nah, fuck off with that. We're here to give gifts and spread holiday cheer. We don't need you here.
>>118131093
Fuck off, retard.
>>118131093
Are you so focused on making sure no one's feelings get hurt that you're completely blind to the reason why obnoxious crossboarders aren't wanted? It's not about it being a secret club, it's about people coming here specifically just to get gifts and then going out of their way to mention that they did. Fuck off and go to reddit if you want to give presents to every idiot on the site for the fuck of it.
>>118131093
You ruin your disguise when you faggots spout that secret club bullshit.
>>118130641
>>118130675
>>118130705
>>118130712
>>118130733
>>118130774
>>118130863
>>118130880
>>118130983
>>118130997
See what you've done?
I thought the shit storms BlondeDude made were enough.
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>118131070
Being a crossboarder doesn't matter mate.
>>118131087
I browse a plethora of other boards, including this one. Does that mean I'm not allowed to participate, even though I genuinely like anime? Think about what you're saying - you're telling people that, if they enjoy anything else aside anime, that they're not deserving of your attention. Does that sound like Christmas to you?
>>118131093
This. As long as people aren't acting like dumbfucks or obvious cross-borders then I don't see a reason to keep them from participating.
>>118131065
I don't want to tell you to worry, butworry
/v/ in charge of derailing /ss/ threads
>>118130997
Im a crossboarder/vg/ /vr/ /b/ /w/ /x/ /d/ /t/ and of course /a/you're faggot
P.S. I send out my gift alreadyand i know i'm not getting grinched
>>118131207
I also browse a bunch of boards but the difference is that I browse /a/ enough to know how to act.
If we wanted an entire 4chan/internet inclusive secret santa then it wouldn't be called fucking Secret S/a/nta. If you're going to participate then you should frequent /a/ enough to know how shit works here.
>>118131207
Being a crossboarder matters when you go out of your way to advertise it and piss everyone off, you retard.
>>118131215
>attention-whores not realizing how stupid they are
"If they aren't acting like dumbfucks or obvious crossboarders"
Do you not realize that the only way to know if someone is a crossboarder is by them doing those two things? Which that one anon made sure to call attention to?
>>118131188
If they got gifts while giving something in return, I'm not even mad.
>>118131207
Of course only a crossboarder would say that being a crossboarder doesn't matter.
Playing video games is fine but if you post on /v/ you aren't welcome here.
>>118131215
Says the MALfag
A direct neighbor had a package stolen from their doorstep about a week ago whilst the neighbor across the street managed to see the car make and model. Paranoid it might have happened to me too. Please let this just be me being paranoid.
I'll mail my package by this week, hopefully 2 weeks is enough to get something to California from across the boarder.
>>118131247
>roseville
Oh. Confirmed dupe JC from CA. I'm sure your anon got his gift safe and sound.that's kinda relieving for me at least
>>118130824
I wish I could delete this thread now.but I'm glad I got my answers. And present. Although I don't like feeling that lurking /c/ means I shouldn't have the present.
>>118131420
You guys had me worried there.
>enjoy anime and post on /a/
>enjoy vidya and post on /v/
Does this make me cross-boarder and cancer killing these threads? No. I have varied hobbies and you won't tell me what I can do and what I can't because of that.
People from /v/ are here, like it or not. Merry Christmas.
>>118131343
don't worry anon it's probably just you; especially if it was a week ago. that being said, stealing packages from doorsteps is just awful as well as a poor practice by usps.
>>118131256
>admitting to posting on /b/
Not only are you a crossboarder but you're apparently also a newfriemnd.
My gift is awful and my anon will probably comment on how awful it was. I didn't get him what he wanted because I thought to myself "I'll surprise him with different stuff!" and now I realize it was probably a bad idea.
>>118131488
>Does this make me cross-boarder and cancer killing these threads?
yes
>>118131460
>>118131332
Merry Christmas to you too.
>>118131488
Well plenty of people have their primary and secondary boards. Both /v/ and /a/ seem to be the most reoccurring combination.
>>118131460
Look, you can browse fucking /mlp/ for all I care. But if you are on the /a/ secret santa you ain't going to say that you love MLP and put it on your wishlist. That shit does not fly. If you are on /a/ behave like you are on /a/ and put only /a/ shit on your wishlist and that's about it.
Everyone and their mom here obviously browse more than /a/ but most also have enough brain to realize that bringing up shit from other boards to an event specific to just a single board is stupid. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Easy.
How people can't understand such a simple and basic thing is beyond me.
>>118131460
I know the post sounded douchy but it wasnt meant to be. The thread has been made but now you know only to make it on weekends. Also who ever want to make a thread should copy >>118129950 for future thread making
So when does everyone typically start to freak out about being grinched?
>>118131420
Well, here's to hoping. I hope you also get your gift too JC2-kun.
>>118131642
December 25th.
/tv/ here. If you don't stop being so xenophobic I'll crash this christmaswith no survivors.
>>118131256
>Im
I don't think you understand what "crossboarder" means. I doubt there are too many people who ONLY come to /a/, but /a/ is still their home board. If you heard about /a/ on /b/ and decided to come here and sign up for free shit, you're a crossboarder. If you spend all day on /v/ and come to /a/, you're a crossboarder.
>>118131326
It's good that you're so easy-going, and I agree to an extent. My issue is with the principle of it.
>Someone not from /a/ signs up for a gift exchange hoping to get free shit
>doesn't know anything about anime, ends up sending someone crappy bootlegs and localized DVDS because he doesn't know better
>nobody has any way of knowing what board he's from, don't ask, don't tell
>He gets his present and decides to tell everyone "I'M FROM /v/ AND I STILL GOT A GIFT WOW GUYS SEE STOP BEING SO ELITIST GOD"
Just think about it.
>>118131460
/c/ is an anime board, don't sweat it.
>>118131488
>Does this make me crossboarder and cancer killing these threads?
Yes. You're bringing up something we all dislike out of some delusional sense of pride
>You can't tell me what to do
Just don't fucking say you're from /v/. I don't know if the person i sent gifts to is from /v/, and I'm not going to worry about it. If he posts my box and says "Wow, thanks from /v/!" I'm going to blow a fucking gasket. You're bringing up irrelevant shit when you know all that will come of it is more people getting pissed off.
