Welcome grandpafuckers.
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I just realized I should have called this thread "Rick Thread 2: ElectRICK Boogaloo."
>>2248714
I need more stuff with Rick in the Council of Ricks uniform. It looks good on him.
>>2248711
Very few artists manage to draw pieces that truly disgust me, and I can say without a doubt that the artist you posted is one of them. I do not understand how anyone could get off on that.
>>2248718
He looks like a Pokemon gym leader in this.
>>2248709
nice ass or not, you aren't supposed to be posting het on the /y/ boards
>>2248728
The artist certainly pushes limits but Rick is hot because he's a gross old man and few people seem to capture this.
Miami Rick
>>2248728
Then you're on the wrong thread, buddy
>>2248733
Oh shut the fuck up, you farting cocksleeve.
>>2248762
Exactly. You understand.
>>2248762
No I'm into gross old men for sure, and I prefer more realistically-drawn art; it's her hyper-foul style that I find so off putting. Her art is drawn like they're anorexic women who happen to have dicks. There's none of Rick's masculinity and Morty looks trans or some shit. I like men so I find it unappealing.
>>2248789
They look like anorexic women. All her art is drawn like they're anorexic women. Rick is thin but he's strong enough to pull off crazy stunts, he shouldn't be so fragile-looking. It's bad art and it's not true to the character.
In b4 jelly, I'm not, I just find it gross and I need to vent. You can't say shit on tumblr because artists reblog garbage of it featurea their OTP regardless of the art's quality...
Is there any decent fic anyone knows of? I've done some searching, but all I can find is shit.
>>2248974
Where the hell are you looking? There's a ton of good stuff on ao3.
>>2248989
Ao3 is garbage
>>2248955
Hoooooly shit I agree. Cannot stand this artist's style, but it gets spread around on tumblr to the point that it's unavoidable. Ugh.
>>2248994
Ao3 is about 50% trash from teenagers who can't write, 30% good/readable fics, 15% great writing, and 5% why-aren't-you-a-published-author high-quality work. Filter by kudos and good luck.
((Percentages are of course dependent on pairing and fandom; the Theon/Ramsay tag for example has recently had a lot of terrible shit writing thrown into it for some reason, and some fandoms are more literate than others))
>>2248974
Anything by dadvans, Modern Marvels and the College Morty series in particular, Every Which Way but Rick, Baby I'm Yours is really good, yiffymorty does a lot of strange kinks, and cakeboobs has a great RickMorty spanking series.
And uh
Dazed and Rickfused [spoiler]which is mine. Whatcha guys think? I know you'll be honest with me.[/spoiler]
>>2249033
Ah, shit, didn't realize you can't fucking spoiler on here. Whatever.
>>2249033
KOUS IS THAT YOU? Dude your stuff is great. You, yiffymorty and triplextyrant are my favorite smut writers.
>>2249044
Thanks man! Actually, Dazed and Rickfused started as a prompt from one of the first RickMorty threads on /y/.
Yeah, how the fuck could I forget tripxtyrant, the'yre awesome too. I really dig All Messed Up in You.
>>2248955
I would have never thought that you were twiggurd by his suppossed resemblance to an anorexic woman, I completely believed it was.... everything else. But... being mad at something like that, of all things that one could find wrong in that pic?!
>>2249033
Thanks so much!
Obligatory repost of this amazing picture
>>2248709
>viginas
>>2248709
i could have gone my entire day without seeing pussy
you ruined my fucking day, anon
sorry if it's a repost.. I just really like this thread.
Any love for Doofus? (And he doesn't eat shit)
>>2249671
I love Doofus Rick! He's a sweetie.
>>2249822
All the other Doofus I have is fluff tier cm and this one which probably the cutesiest renditions of the sex dungeon outfit. (Sorry for JerryxDoofus I can't tell if that's welcomed here or not)
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>>2249928
More doofus. Alone or with others.
>>2249932
It tastes bad
All I can think when I see the emblem on his computer is Homestuck. I am so fucked.
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>>2249707
Need to know who is drawing all these magnificent Doofus Rick's.
>>2250820
Ahahah! ...Gross. :D
>>2250823
Is this even porn?
Do you wanna know about the fanfiction where Rick gets fucked by a Gazorpian? :)
The Rick and Morty comic artist's celebration piece upon finishing issue 12
not exactly porn but Doofus Rick! And isn't Jerry and Doofus Rick pretty much canon? I can't find any though. It's just pathetic enough to be really funny.
Getting to the end of season two, where do I go for my Rick and Morty fill now Rickfriends? (I've trawled the entire booru and it was horrible...absolutely horrible. Untagged godawful shit on every page. Any alternatives besides R34 and Gelbooru? Inb4 try harder, I've been there and done that, got a face full of het and despite that I dug for my fix.)
>>2251152
>meatspin
Holy shit
unrelated sort of but I really hope we get r34 of 'Nam Rick. I've been trying to git gud at drawing him in my own style but I'm never happy with it.
>>2251570
Thanks anon, now on my drawing list.
>>2253444
Oh, goddamn it. Look at what you people started.
>>2253444
I like grittiness but I also like masculinity with it. The issue isn't the foulness of it.
>>2253444
Textbook case of "lol haterz make me famous but idc even though im gonna make a whole post about how much I really do care"
I wish there was some more Pocket Mortys smut besides the small amount of Rabbit Morty I found on r34.
>tfw no mermaid morty porn
>>2253444
no cinnnister i love u
>>2253451
That's my problem. Her Rick doesn't look like a man. It's not "transphobic" to not be into...women, I guess? I don't know what the fuck her point is there.
>>2253444
>/y/ tag
>transphobic much?
>I win the Internet
It's like she's 15
>>2253718
Greaser Morty and Business Morty are the hottest Mortys
Ok anyone have any more stuff?
>>2254210
Nobody here is attacking her, we're just casually bitching because this is 4chan, not tumblr. You don't need to defend her, we're not messaging her hate mail or shit like that.
>>2254267
Beautiful. I really hope we get to see Doofus Rick again.
>>2254267
Adorable
Damn I wish we somekind of an episode. Not portraying gays as fags and not going too far with the concept or you have a fan created R&M porno. I don't know... Season 3 someday.
>>2254210
Cinnnister please go.
>>2254465
What?
>>2254465
What are you trying to say?
>>2254267
Doofus Rick and Jerry should fuck! :D
>>2254952
and then they had hot steamy sex in the car JUST LIEK IN TITANIC (I would give anything for some smutty Doofus/Jerry action) Sorry for CM
Found this on the gravity falls thread
>>2255951
Rick Sanchez, fucking everyone and everything since he lost his virginity.
>>2255951
>literally no good art or fic of Rick getting Stanwiched
>>2255460
Doof is so cute. He seems like he'd be pretty vanilla, though.
>>2256178
He'd fuck Jerry in every hole.
>>2256358
All two of them?
>>2251570
super quick sketch for you
if i ever draw proper clean nsfw of nam rick again i'll be sure to post it here
>>2256507
Bless your soul for reading my mind of bondagey bloody fetishes, anon - saved.
>>2256507
YOOOO, NICE
>>2256537
not the only one but this one's old... i'll probably draw more soon annyway
more old shit
>>2256561
Good stuff, anon
>>2256423
No, even those in his nose and ears too.
>>2257249
I love Cinnister's art. I love every drawing she posts. And she is completely free to voice how she feels about people's negative opinions of it. But the thing is, when you post your own art, you have to be prepared for people who may dislike it. I'm an artist, and I understand it can be tough to take criticism when people are rude about it. But that's the thing about putting yourself out there. You have to be prepared for the worst. You can't expect every single person to enjoy your work, no matter the amount of effort you put into it. You can't please everyone. If it's not someone's cup of tea, you should accept it and pay more attention to the people who love your work.
Anyway, here's some porn.
>>2257249
>Expecting people on fucking 4chan to care or feel guilty
>>2257313
is morty allowed in a rick thread
>>2248728
shut up nerd i fucking love nasty old men lol
>>2257580
Of course, dude.
>>2257667
we've dealt with this before. Morty is shota and that shit isnt allowed anywhere but /b/. morty will get rick threads deleted. yeah we'd all love Morty to be included, but we cant. even if the shota doesnt get caught by a mod immediately, eventually it will. so just save us the thread deletion and delete the morty pics. :/
>>2257670
I dunno, man. Morty is fine just as long as he doesn't look really young, I think. A lot of the pics have been up for a long time, so maybe they're being more chill about it. Hopefully.
>>2258007
Gross. ... :D
>>2258131
Rick really got me into gross old men. Well, it's mainly just Rick and Grunkle Stan, but still. What makes grossness attractive? Because my attraction to Rick started because of his personality. But he's an asshole, so he's someone I'd dislike in real life. I dunno, I'm rambling. I'm just curious about the psychology of it so I can understand it.
Some Jerrick(this is the name of the couple).
>>2258138
Moar Jerrick
Just more Jerry in general
>>2258007
This is great. Source?
>>2258134
I agree entirely. But I've always had a bit of a thing for burping and saliva so he pushes those buttons
Keep it up, grandpa
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>>2257279
Cinnister identifies as a nonbinary guy, which makes no fucking sense to me, but they're definitely not a chick
>>2258643
...I don't care, I want Rick porn on this thread.
>>2258634
Such a good comic. Somehow, looking at it makes me want to make one too. Rick also fucks Summer and then has a threesome with them both, but that's not really /y/ friendly.
>>2258683
I posted the comic and I say that the artist draws the best sexual Rick. In my opinion, at least.
>>2258683
Well, if you ever do one, I'd be interested.
More art
>>2258643
Cinnnister is the most insufferable piece of shit on the planet, let alone in the Rick and Morty fandom. Can we please stop talking about that whiny, self-obsessed waste of sperm and focus on the porn?
>>2258853
You're the one talking about them right now.
>>2258853
calm the fuck down nerd lol
>>2258853
Omg hey cinister if you see this not everyone furiously masterbating to your trashy grandpa cartoon porn needs to insult you to finIsh. Anyone who draws Rick Sanchez porn is a okay in my book.
ART
>>2259026
I second this.
>>2259226
LICK IT, YOU FILTHY JERRYPHILE OF A RICK!
>>2259231
Are those Rick dicks? EAT THOS INSTEAD OF THE POOP, DOOFY!
Seductive Rick is seductive.
>>2259233
Your wish is my command, Anon.
>>2259445
Can you do one with Doofy giving Jerry the most loving blowjob ever?
Bird Person wants you to do him, Rick.
>>2259449
>>>2259445
>Can you do one with Doofy giving Jerry the most loving blowjob ever?
>>2259449
>>2259449
Your wish is done to the best of my ability, anon.
>>2259528
I bet Jerry is loving that too. :D
Would you draw...Doofy attracting a Gazorpian male, without context? With the Gazorpian male looking at him like he's the sexiest sex robot ever?
Rick threads will not die on my watch
>>2260065
I want me some Morty sashimi.
Never realized how much I needed Rick Sanchez, he's a grandpa for Gods sake!
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>>2260416
I love this artist so much
>>2260419
I wanna fuck that butt.
>>2260483
I requested it. Idk about the blood on his weiner though
>>2260545
It was originally supposed to be misc piss/booze substance, but then I decided that blood was more accessible and family friendly :o What an interesting request!
Rick as Pan(the god, not the character from Dragon Ball)?
Since Rick is quite wild and...pansexual(LOL).
>>2260480
IT'S GETTIN' WEIRD
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>>2261332
I agree.
But I have a question. Is cumming in your pants an actual thing? I think it's pretty hot, and it's in media quite a bit. But does it really happen irl?
>>2261432
Scrolling down /y/ usually makes me cum my pants, precum, mind you, but cum nonetheless, enough to soak through my pants anyway
>>2261434
Well, precum isn't the same as actually cumming.
...The artist said he/she didn't want to draw Bird Person's wings.
>>2259614
Sorry anon. Got food poisoning then a new job immediately after.
Then I just herp derped. Lol
>>2259614
>>2263658
...What about something with regular Rick and Bird Person? Rick eating his bird dick? Bird Person eating Rick's human dick?
my shit
>>2264165
I dig it
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>>2263690
Sorry anon, that probably wasn't what you envisioned. Lol
>>2260993
Can't find this artist's tumblr, anyone else got it?
>>2265089
...Just...more Bird Person in general.
>>2265205
Totally agree. There's not enough birdperson. And it's not like he's a really hard character to draw. I know mine isn't perfect but it was a first time 'let's learn this' thing.
No excuses for no birdperson yaoi. Xp
In all honesty, I find Rick's hair to be the hardest to draw right out of all the characters I've doodled so far.
>>2265243
Draw Birdperson distracting the bug guards with his bird dick. If it's as funny as it is sexy, it would be a bonus!
...Please.
>>2265088
What's between BP's legs? I see his skirt thingy, his dick, Rick's hand and...another thing I can't identify.
>>2265275
Is it a plumbus
>>2265089
...Are those feathers Bird Person's pubes? LOL.
BirdRick fivever! ...Which is more than forever.
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...Are those feathers Bird Person's pubes? LOL.
You caught me Anon! Lol.
>>2265247
The bureaucrats: I don't respect them! Sounds amazing Anon! I have a flight today so it'll be the perfect time to draw this.
Do not let a Rick thread die
>>2267767
I wonder how many people in the school(including the school staff)Tiny Rick would have fucked if he had the time.
>>2267767
That hole don't look tiny to me
>>2267830
It would be a problem if it were too tiny, wouldn't it? I'd still fuck it.
>>2267833
For sure. It wouldn't be tiny after Ive had my way with it
>>2267854
I bet he fucked and got fucked by the entire school, staff included. Or...he would have if he had enough time.
HENTAI
>>2248733
Why is this dialogue so perfect?
>>2257670
i mean there's a whole gravity falls thread... i haven't been there but aren't most of them like 12? at least morty's hit puberty
Don't die plz
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I miss oats :(
>>2258643
Anybody who identifies as "nonbinary" is almost always a whiny girl with self-diagnosed autism and 12 headmates.
Milkyoats is best RnM artist
>>2269878
This
>>2269878
Any rational person who has spent more than 5 minutes speaking to Cinnister knows they're a insufferable asshole, but who cares, post porn.
More rick sanchez with the grunkle twins, please?
>>2270279
You ordered a stanwich?
>>2249713
I actually want to vomit now
>>2263001
Requesting more BP please
>>2270513
Sauce
>>2248712
GB?
>>2271411
RickBird porn is like water in the desert, unfortunately. And I like it a lot too.
>>2271416
http://spinetrick.tumblr.com/
>>2270903
YEAH! THANK YOU ANON
>>2271485
I know ;_;