Post spooks you've had while exploring the wilderness
Have told this before here
>camping in New Mexico outside of Los Alamos laboratories where the atomic bomb was developed
>campsite all set up around dusk so friend and I eat mushrooms
>Hours into trip and starting to come down
>decide to walk around in the woods
>friend and I split up so I find a big rock to lay on and stargaze
>Pretty quiet besides insects and a few owls and I can hear my friend trailblazing hundreds of yards away
>loud mechanical sound happens very far in the distance for about 5 seconds
>it's like a clacking and woosh of air pressure releasing
>moments later, slowly out of the silence a humming sound saunters on the edge of audible perception
>gets louder and deeper (bass wise) until it is filling the entire forest
>call out to friend but no response
>start running back to camp as sound becomes so loud it feels like it is rattling my internal organs
>right before I get to camp the sound begins to recede and same as it arrived, it fades back into the silence
>at camp, friend was sleeping in his tent
>I then wonder "who tf was that I heard walking while I laid on the rock?"
>no sounds, not even birds or insects as I fall asleep
>ask friend if he heard anything last night and says no
>driving a mile or two on trail back to road
>when we get to the street a black suburban is sitting there with two guys in suits
>the halt us and ask our business out there to which we reply "just needed a place to camp for the night"
>they take our plate # and send us on our way
>>17671256
Pretty good, not cringe at all
>>17671256
Pls no off topic posts ITT
>>17671248
Spooky, anon.
>>17671242
>Post spooks you've had while exploring the wilderness
This isn't /b/ OP. Please refrain from calling people of African descent "spooks."
Thank you.
>>17671248
Well it certainly had nothing to do with the hallucinogens you took that night.
>>17671242
>solo camping
>drive way deep into woods on logging roads
>find what looks like a good spot, park truck, explore area
>discover grave site and shrine in immediate vicinity
>2spoogy
>whatever, stay there anyway
>that night, wake up to what sounds like the predator vocalizing and creeping around camp
>ready flashlight, steady bear-arms
>open tent, nothing there, but heard scurrying
probably just rakins
>>17672172
Kek
>hiking innawoods
>following behind friend going up the trail
>getting to be late afternoon, need to settle in soon
>friend starts walking faster and faster and i lose sight of him around the bend
>call out wtf m8
>he replies from the rear, confused, claims to have been following me the whole time
>>17672561
spoopy
>>17672335
U mighta almost been murdered homes
>>17672561
glad ur okay sir god bless
>>17672228
has never taken shrooms before
>Be camping in gallup new mexico
>hike deep and find lake
>setup camp for the night
>everything peaceful n shit
>turns night
>decide to cast a line fo sum nite fishin
>get a couple of hooks but fish are too small so putem back
>get bored decide to just star gaze and smoke a spliff
>half way through spliff hear some rustlin
>too high to care
>rustlin is now on other side of lake
>think its the fish jumpin and flappin
>suddenly hear this death screech
>ehhh probably just some demons
>finish my spliff light up a fire and goto sleep
>next morning
>wake up and leave shit was so cash
>>17671242
what's scary about that image? it's a really nice landscape.
>>17672228
It honestly didn't. I have tripped hundreds of times and have a keen sense of what's hallucinatory, yet the things that night were not created by my mind. It was well worn off by the time I heard the sound
>camping alone in winter in hills north of Harrisburg PA
>enjoy the hushed silence that snow brings to the area immensely
>3AM or so I am woken by sounds of crunching snow near my tent. I can't tell how far away.
>being not stupid, I am armed to the teeth and it's always next to me.
>zip open tent and climb out. Still hear crunching. Call out "fuck off I'm camping here find somewhere else"
>immediately crunches stop. Whatever is out there isn't moving and is listening to me as I'm listening to it.
>Rack a round into the AR and let the bolt slam home. It was already condition 1 but I wanted my visitor to hear it loud and clear.
>still silence. So I wait and whatever is out there waits.
>hours passes. Now my mind is really fucked. 2 hours pass. We both just sit there quietly. Eventually the fucking sun comes up. Sounds return to the forest.
>once fully light I begin investigating. Find boot prints 50 feet into the woods, but you can see where they stop. Headed right for my tent.
>there was no away steps. Whoever it was flew away or walked backwards in his own prints.
>someone was approaching my camp site alone at 3 am and only stopped because I woke up and carry a fully cooked AR when camping.
>could have been murdered.
>>17674322
Prolly was an owl, though rabbits can screech if they're being attacked.
>>17674347
That was just a stick anon.
>>17674353
Idk man thing sounded like it came straight outta hell
>>17674347
Is there a sign in these woods that says Dead Nigger storage?
>Doing land navigation in the Army
>Sitting around waiting for night, chatting with buddies
>Was an /x/phile, start telling spooky tales, eventually leads to skin walkers
>Friend who is part Native American gets upset and spooked out
>Night falls, safety brief, we start
>No buddy teams this time....fuck
>I scared myself with my own stories
>Jumping at every rustle and noise
>Get lost as fuck
>Stumble upon a pond
>Suddenly feel cold
>Smell of decaying animals
>Despite being spooked out, neither of these things struck me as odd
>See glowing eyes across the pond, maybe five or six feet off ground
>Think it's a deer, can't tell because my headlamp won't reach that far
>After a few seconds, it begins sprinting while maintaining eye contact
>I notice it's running around the pond towards me
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
>I have my rifle, but no ammo, obviously
>Sprint until I reach a steep hill, crawl up it into thick brush
>Keep running, breaking brush, and through multiple spider webs
>Say fuck it, white light on
>Eventually find road, look at map, pull out compass and navigate back to our starting area
No idea what it was. I'm not familiar with deer behavior, but I have grown up in a semi rural area in Ohio. I've encountered deer all the time. I particularly noticed that this creature did not make the usual sounds of breaking brush that a deer does while rinning. Nor did the eyes seem to match the movements of a running deer, i.e. the eyes weren't bobbing up and down. That was probably the scariest moment of my life.
I have other /x/ related stories about that training area if anyone is interested.
>>17675675
Ya keep going. Maybe it was some sort of predator like a wolf
>>17674345
Did you see the traces of that or did you just speak in its general direction?
Also not everyone is out to murder you.
It may been a hobo that was searching your tent to mug you.
>>17675675
Same happened to me OP in the same manner you described.
>At the lake
>3AM
>Have my big hunting knife with me along with other standard camping XP
>get out to take a leak
>motherfucking eyes in the dark
>break into run mode they maintain contact but are maybe 20 meters from me
>It is either meet my opponent with my knife or plan B
>plan B it is
> I dive into the lake
>get to the middle of it
>I can see them on the spot I jumped from
>they wouldn't move for 20-30 mins just staring at me
>spent half an hour in the freezing water until they left
>get out go to tent pack my shit up enter my lada slip the clutch do a fucking skid exit the forest
>hate myself because of not going to meet them mace to face
I always want to know the truth behind those /x/ stories, but I never fucking go to meet the shit I encounter. I always do some dumb and irrational shit like running away or entrenching myself. I want to fucking know.
Maybe I should get a gun. Better equipping myself might make me take a stand.
>>17675751
Prolly a bigfoot just checking you out. any light reflects off their retinas like a cat. Don't shoot at them. It will end badly for you. there is always more than one. Oh, and never run. Prey animals run. Predators don't. If you run and it's a cougar, you're prey. Running triggers their instincts. They WILL chase you down. You can't outrun anything out there, so why try?
>>17671248
>eat mushrooms
stopped reading
>>17672335
fuckin' rakins
>>17677624
I live in the mountains.
My house (or farm) is the only one in 13km range.
Thought I doubt, since I haven't heard of any instances of bigfoots and big cats in balkan states. Wolves exist here along with bears.
My home is top tier spot for innawoods happenings, but I always gun to the exit when the shit goes down.
Im thinking of going stadium tier lightshow on my lada so I can light up any fucker with the power of sun.
>Doing night land navigation again
>Same place as last story, but before it occurred
>New moon, very low visibility
>Trying to find point
>I know where I am this time
>Pass distinct clearing
>Distinct because it had no tall grass and a group of trees clustered in middle of clearing
>Check compass, continue south
>Find point, retrace steps back into clearing
>Continue going north
>Come to what appears to be the same clearing
>I count the trees this time
>Continue north, this time with compass out, checking it every 100 meters
>End up in the clearing again
>Count the trees, same number
>My compass is working fine, following same azimuth
>Get a feeling of being watched
>Stomach is upset
>Leave heading south until I reach stream
>Decide to follow stream because there's no way I can go in circles that way
>Brush is too thick on shores of stream, so I walk through creek
>Return to starting area
>Without me saying anything, my buddy describes a similar experience complete with nausea and feeling watched
Being out alone is begging for spooky experiences, I think. Also, fairly sure Ft. Riley is just a hot bed for all this stuff.
Anyone know what could this be?
>>17678118
Probably a shrine dedicated to a forest spirit. Just a guess.
>>17678118
Its obviusly a gnomes house i mean duh
This is a hobby so a human made this the idea is to put it deep in the forest
>>17678118
It's a hobbit hole
>>17672496
Someone stole your friend and became him.
>>17677654
Same
>>17675675
>Was an /x/phile, start telling spooky tales, eventually leads to skin walkers
>Friend who is part Native American gets upset and spooked out
Calling bullshit on this one. NA Skinwalkers are not even remotely close to the ones described on /x/.
>>17678087
They put large iron poles and electromagnets all over those areas to train you to navigate using map and landmarks, you were walking in circles if you followed a compass heading.
>>17671242
>Camping in Snowdonia (National Park in Wales)
>Up on Cadair Idris
>Tents are up, it's summer so not expecting a gale
>Actually looks like it might be a nice night
>Every few minutes my friend looks up like he's listening for something or he's heard a noise
>When I ask him he's like "nah it's nothing dw im probably goin a bit mental"
>Clearly fucking with me, it's approaching dusk he's just trying to freak me out
>He says "fuck off can you hear that now? Or am I actually going mad"
>I listen
>Listen real hard
>I can hear music
>Can't tell direction, but it sounds like fiddles, trumpets, bells, drums
>We pat ourselves down looking for a phone that switched speaker on
>We're sitting in then opening to our individual tents just looking at eachother like what the fuck
>Music is getting louder
>Wind picks up, it's strong now
>Camp stove blows over
>Music peaks and then dies away, pitch decreasing like a car when it drives past you on a motorway
>We're just staring at eachother blankly
>Fucking Welsh ghost parade in the hills
>Not really scary but weird as heck
>>17678118
Tree pussy. Ready for mating.
>be 13
>sneak into forest at like 1am w/ my 2 closest friends
>call them C and N
>had a box cutter on me, C had a box cutter too, N had a screwdriver (or another box cutter)
>walking, talking
>peaceful quite of the ambient summer night
>keep walking deeper
>didnt know the size or shape of forest
>eventually get into prairie-like part of forest
>also right next to tree heavy area, like on the border
>i hear something but C and N keep talking
>hear it again
>tell friends to shut up
>we all hear howls and roars as they get louder
>we look at each other for half a second while trying to comprehend wtf was going on
>turn the fuck around and run so fast that our legs burned and our veins pumped battery acid
>then we ran some more
>ran about 2 miles to N's house
we went back to the forest a in the day a few weeks later and found a coyote den about 100-150 feet away from where we were when we heard the noise
>when i was 15 i thought i was going insane
>go to woods at like midnight on a chilly autumn night
>make slenderman operator symbol to fuck w/ friends
>they actually get scared
>hear a loud crashing noise in the lake about 15 ft away from us
>they get a little spooked
>leave bc nothing else to do
>hear things but think its just me being crazy
>about to finally get to the exit of the woods
>about 10 ft in front of others except for my best friend (hes in front of me)
>he screams
>i look up bc i was looking down for some reason
>see a huge dark figure in front of me
>felt almost as if i was in a different dimension
>cant be me being crazy bc friend saw it too
>we run, we sprint
>dont know what we saw that night on account of how dark it was
>we think it was slenderman, but hes not real... right?
>>17680203
Sounds like some rotten tree fell down and you screamed at a guy walking his dog in the woods?
>>17680218
this image is kinda shitty, but this is basically how it was laid out. the figure i saw was like 11 feet tall and thin. also, i dont know why anyone would walk their dog on an unofficial path in the woods near a highway at midnight
as for the tree, there were none around the lake. the shore of the lake composed of all rocks, sand/gravel
>>17680203
It was a Glamour.
>>17680251
whats that?
>>17677654
you mismatched the image order anon
ftfy
>>17677699
I live in the balkans too friend, always thought this spooky shit happened in America only. I wanna go innawoods exploring one day but too pussy to go alone.
>>17680226
Do you draw maps for Helen keller
>>17680262
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glamour#Etymology
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glamer#Scots
Well, I was thinking of the creature from Stephen King's "IT", but apparently a Glamour as a creature isn't a real thing, he just borrowed the word. Basically, I was going for a shapeshifter or creature that projects itself as your own fears.
>>17680178
Spooky
Something sort of similar happened to a couple of friends and I.
>>17675751
>hate myself because of not going to meet them mace to face
m8 I'd need a shotgun with atleast 6 barrels on it before I'd feel even remotely comfortable in the situation you just described.
>>17677624
i can literally run 60mph
>Meet up with group of friends, about 7 people total
>We're all chilling, decide to smoke as everyone had a little ganja to pitch in
>Head into a nearby trail that i know quite well, i walk it often
>Walk the trail for around 20 minutes in the dark, phone flashlights illuminating our way
>Eventually arrive at a clearing and we all sit down in the middle of it, 3 fat friends struggling for air
>We make fun of them for a bit and relax in the clearing, eventually pull out the dope and start smoking
>After we finish the first pack, we all start fucking with each other, trying to scare one another in the woods, typical shit.
>After awhile, our one friend who's been almost silent up until this point says "Do you guys see them too?"
>At first i wanted to perceive it as a joke, but his tone was utterly serious and seemingly malicious.
>He genuinely creeps everyone out, but we shake it off with a simple "haha, good one man, stop fuckin around!"
>He still sits there, stone faced
>"I asked you guys a question. Look over at the tree line. Do you see them?"
>We look around before one of our other friends points out 6 different colored lights at the tree line, all roughly 6 feet off the ground, roughly 10 feet apart
>"are those eyes?"
>They start to come towards us all at once, their silhouettes visible in the moonlight
>We pack our shit up and start to head out, everyones walking pretty fast, almost at a jogging pace
>Except our friend who pointed it out, we eventually lose sight of him in the dark of the woods
>We stand in an adjacent backyard to the mouth of the trail waiting for him, assuming he got lost or something
Cont.
>>17681162
To clarify, the lights were in pairs. Should've worded it better
>After about 10 minutes, we begin to really panick and start to head into the woods to find him
>At the deepest visible point of the trail, one pair of eyes becomes visible, sauntering into our field of view very low to the forest floor
>They hold their spot for a bit before rising all the way up to the position they were in when we first saw them.
>We all sat there, transfixed
>after a few seconds, we hear something barreling through the woods, loud thuds, limbs snapping and leaves crumbling.
>The friend we lost comes tumbling out of the woods, a few tears in his shirt and his nose bleeding, his face a pale as fuck
>He stands up and dusts himself off and walks towards us normally
>"I think we should go now guys."
>No questions from me, we head back to my house, our friend kept his distance behind us the entire time, all of us were freaking the fuck out.
>Once we arrived at my house he said "im just gonna go now." and got in his car and left
>Only hear from him 4 or 5 more times after that, each time was through text/steam message
>Tried to ask him about that night twice, both times he just never responded.
>havent heard from him in roughly a year, he doesnt use any form of social media anymore and hasn't been on steam in over a year.
>Tfw none of my friends talk about that night, and never bring up our friend who left mysteriously that evening.
>>17678118
It's a fairy house. Ppl make them in a park in my town all the time
>>17681244
I found it in a park too.Thanks for the info.
>>17681190
So nobody reported this to authorities?
>>17681532
Why would we?
"QUICK COPS HELP MY FRIEND WAS LOST IN THE WOODS FOR 10 MINUTES AND NOW HES ACTING WEIRD! AND THERE WAS SOME SORT OF ANIMAL IN THE WOODS!!"
>>17672335
Fuck rakins.
>>17681545
You tell a local ranger that there were possible bear charges on humans numbnuts
>>17674339
There probably was something that you heard, it may well have been related to the guy stopping you for plates. People are terrible at working shit out half the time tho. And you losing track of your m8 is normal, that'll just be time dilation and so on.
>>17677654
dude... the fuck
>>17671242
I was working at the local nature center during one summer, it was your typical hot michigan summer day and im on the edge of the center's property a part that no one really goes to because theres no real easy access but I like exploring the wilderness, that being said my senses are slightly more adapt than others when it comes to hearing and seeing animals when their hiding. so im walking through the dense forest when I come onto this dead spot like you stepped through these trees and everything went from living to dead the crazy part about it is that there was no sound not a bird chriping or a frog croaking dead quiet the scariest shit though was the cool breeze that blew through and i noped the fuck out of there I never went back to that part of the woods again.
>>17674353
Pretty sure is rabbit, you heard them has sex before?
Them screech like demon!
Info: i has rabbit before, 2 become 30...in 3 months! Every night heard them gone laid...
Sold them off to some immigrants and pet shop, proly become rabbit soup...
>>17682194
fuuuuck rabbit is so tasty
>>17674345
You are now the coolest lady I know.
>>17681244
Is this common in certain areas? I've never heard of it.
>>17671242
Is this Otter Creek in Vermont?
>>17685866
Nope Estes Park, Colorado. Is there a mountain range in that area of VT? I hike out there every summer and might be interested in checking it out
>>17685890
>>17685890
There is Mount Taber right next to otter Creek while it's not exactly a mountain range it is quite an impressive mountain for New England. Pretty god tier hike too awesome camping aswell.
>>17685910
Cool thanks for the info
>>17671248
Stopped reading at 'musshrooms' pal
>>17686992
What r those ?
>>17687317
Travel to the forest alone at night sometime, and you might find out.
>>17687317
Dunno but Im scared.
>>17671529
This pls
>>17679771
This. That is not your friend, m8
>>17680178
Pretty cool experience, anon. The spirits were putting on a show for you and your friend
>get piss drunk and wander out into woods with a bottle of bum wine in the rain
>find some guy's fishing spot with a lawn chair and cooler by a pond
>find an abandoned campsite with like 4-5 tents and a bunch of plastic bottles just frozen to the ground
>jump over creek to get to a more obscure spot
>find a rectangular recession of settled dirt in the ground with a shovel leaning against a tree nearby
>holy shit maybe it's a murder grave
>I should dig it up
>wait no I shouldn't what the fuck am I doing
>wander halfway back and pass out behind a log out of the rain
Nothing exciting ever happens in the woods
>>17688879
Should have dug it anon
I'm about to go live the rest of my life in the forest miles away from civilization all by myself. What kinds of spoopy should I expect?
>>17689757
Where?
>>17672172
>>17678118
Hippy-dippy stuff is my guess.
>>17681190
o no is he skin walker nao
fucking come on man
>>17678087
I was in 1/18 up at Riley for four years, so I know the land nav course you're talking about. Never had any spoops there personally, but some of the far out training areas, past the gate are beyond unsettling.
This happened two days ago
>In Western Colorado.
>Basically shitty desert except in the mountains.
>Decide to hike up a relatively difficult trail, 2000' ascent in 2 miles. (up a pretty shitty mountain)
>I know the area well and decide to go off the main trail on a difficult to find and lesser known trail.
>Literally just cairns every so often.
>Goes directly away from the main trail.
>Pretty chill, I'm all on my own.
>But wait, I'm not.
>I see someone ahead and they say hello, much to my dismay.
>They ask to make sure they're going the right way to return to their vehicle.
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>This trail goes for miles and doesn't lead to any major location.
>I'm hiking on it to see some abandoned mines.
>Lead this faggot back to the main trail. He was confident he was going the right way.
>I am hero. He would have walked to his death.
>Return to side trail.
>Make it to mine with no problem.
>Find some old pencils and shit.
>Remember that a mine was blocked off in the area because some faggot teacher went in it with two students and died.
>Realize these are probably dead kid school supplies.
>Sort of spoopy.
I'll be returning tomorrow if my wife doesn't have anything she wants to do. The mine itself is blocked off, but I've heard there are air shafts cut into the surrounding hills. I think I'll go look at those.
>>17681061
Are you spook?
>>17671248
You took a fuckload of shrooms, what did you expect to happen?
>>17690176
It may have been a nuisance to you, anon, but it was good of you to help that guy.
>>17671248
You can't fall asleep on shrooms.
Liar/10
>>17672162
who's he flipping off?
>>17690454
deffo, it's decent to help others, it'll come back to you as good energy.
you ever hear urban foxes, the way they cry out? can be verrry eerie,xXxx almost "human".
>>17690470
Obviously the dood taking his picture.
>>17671242
i love the picture.
>>17689757
Soul-crushing depression.
>>17674322
>ehhh probably just some demons
this is how stoners handle a spooky situation
expect the worst and then stop caring about it
>>17688879
thats cause even ghosts hate alcoholics
>>17672162
Bones Recording?
>>17672172
Kek
>>17680178
Irishfag here, them fairies are at it again.
>Be me
>Working as tiny ass over yonder town deputy
>Most of the people live in the hills/ woods etc
>Be one chilly (but nice, I remember the weather because it was perfect out) night.
>Driving around small roads in the woods
>See a little flicker of light wayyyyy in the distance.
>Stop my car cuz curious
>Its a flame, I can see it pretty clearly now
> Its not a fire because its kinda in mid air( like a bit off the floor
>Flame gets kinda bigger
>Someone is holding it...looks like they are in a cloak...maybe a poncho
>can barley make them out...they are looking in my direction though
>someone else steps out from behind them
>This time wearing a black..once again looks like a cloak..could be a poncho
>I get on the intercom
>ya'll alright in there?
>Not even a wave..I know they can hear me though as they both look to each other
>I try again...wave the light if you need help
>nada still just looking at me now
>I radio the station and say you guys know about anyone in the woods/ campers etc etc?
>Dispatch says just move along just mountain folk that live up there and don't like to be bothered.
>I ask again...IDK about mountain people..seems they are dressed up in cloaks.
>Dispatch says yep that's them just move it along, don't bother them.
>I move it along
>As I'm driving along in the woods I see more and more flames sparking and movement in the little light they provide.
awful lot of mountain people
>>17672335
Could be a crackhead
>>17692858
whereabouts was this?
>>17690176
chit mane, that dude could've been the teacher's ghost! any record of what the teacher looked like? newspapers from the time or some shit?
>>17693940
I haven't looked, but he seemed like he was in his early twenties. I could ask some relatives who might know.
>>17693949
your local library may have the newspapers on microfiche.
>>17693995
Good idea, thanks for the advice.
Once I learn more, what can I do for spoopy things?
>>17694005
frig if i know, but report back here, or make a new thread. very interesting story. you know anything else about the mine incident?
>>17694058
I will definitely report back.
I know the reason they died was that they suffocated on "poisonous gasses" of some kind. Or got strangled by cave monsters ;)
In any case, I scuba dive, so if something serious comes up, I can hike up with some gear and have some chance at breathing. But like I said, the hike is difficult enough as it is.
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>>17677654
You don't hear shit on shrooms, you see shit on them. Like when you stare at a room with a red party bulb in it and the room starts breathing and shit or when you close your eyes and you see fractals spiraling into the darkness of your eyelids. Sound becomes very normal on shrooms, sometimes supernormal to the point where any sound begins to drive you up the fucking wall. The only exception is music. If there's music on you hear all kinds of shit in the music.
>>17694096
Did you ever listen to this song when you were on shrooms?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apxuRKWmEJs&index=106&list=FLCNBvXAldQRy0_8ev_NYBrA
shit's so cash
>>17672496
>hiking solo
>hear footsteps following me
>pick up speed
>footsteps speed up.
>sounds like 2 people coming up on me
>start sprinting and look over shoulder
>lost email
>hear one of them calling me
>acting like we're buds
>nope on up da hill
>>17694096
false, you can have auditory hallucinations on shrooms. i had them once, but it was when i tried astral projecting so it might have been me being close. i got scared tho so i aborted :(
>>17694071
Remember to stick to the buddy system, it's dangerous to go alone.
>>17675751
>my lada
This is the spoopy part.
What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? No one else drives a lada nowadays.
I can't even.
What.
sucks to live in third world where if you go to explore something you realise is normal for a place to look spooky
also if you go alone you will get mugged , raped and memed
>>17679805
Native Americans don't want to hear any of that shit whether it's their thing or anyone else's. You don't want to invite a bad experience out in nature because we're only at the top of the food chain with technology.
>>17681061
Jogging in place in the back of a moving truck is dangerous, Anon.
>>17680203
Current 15 year old detected.
>>17681545
Youre such a lying sack of shit lmfao
Oh man something so fucking spooky happened and my friend didnt want to talk about it. He was so pale tho bro
>camping on a Island about 3 miles from home
>the only thing on this island is a pub a castle and 5 houses.
>trying it go to sleep in some old dusty bedroom
>Decide to go for a ciggerette and get some fresh air.
>spend ten minutes looking at all the lights from Blackpool which can be clearly seen on a nice night
>walk back to the house while passing the garden of the castle
>see some one there walking through the entrance of the main building
>Think nothing of it and slowly make my way towards the inside
>Looked like some bloke but I'm in the middle of nowhere and the only light source was my cig and the moonlight
>Concerned because once you go in the castle you have to climb out
>some reason all the doors and Windows are barred off there is only one entrance
>Think to myself this pisshead is gonna fall flat on his face and probably brake his arms
>jump down and walk to the otherside of the building
>no one is in here
>shout hello but no one replies
>actual shitting my pants because cannabis induced paranoia
>speed walk to the pub and ask if anyone has recently left
>Its a small island with about ten people already on it
>Tells me no and asks why I'm asking
>tell him what happened
>giggles to himself and tells me this happened before
>Ask him about other encounter
>people call it the black monk or some shit tells me this iland use to have a tunnel leading to a local Abby which monks used regularly
I just stared out of the window looking at the castle all night. I was always skeptic but that shit frreaked me out
>>17678118
I saw something very similar just outside Scarborough UK. It's just a hippy fairy house thing.
>>17678087
Yeah. It's the Wood Elves.
Their queen can manipulate the forest into trapping you and making you walk the same paths for all eternity. And since time can work differently in there, you could spend a thousand years in there and just emerge one day and drop dead.
Never liked Wood Elves myself.
>>17678118
it's a fairy den, jesus some people want to believe in fairies - don't shoot them
>>17691401
Either that or freak out over nothing
>>17671529
Not OP but I can sleep on shrooms no problem
>>17686992
These things are pretty cute desu
>tfw you will never find a little forest ghost and take it home with you
Lmfao at these stories. Let me sum them up for you:
>be me, stoner4lyfe 240 blaez it XD
>get high as shit
>go into forest/desert/local walmart
>hear weird noises
>durr must be demons :(
>post on /x/, it was supernatural for sure!
Or
>be me
>go into forest
>see tree
>SLENDERMAN
>run away
>ps. i am was the retard all along
Or
>be me, city slicker 4channer
>go into woods for the first time in my life
>see an animal with reflective retinas, hear a deer mating, see a dirty marmot or something
>automatically assume that unholy forces are at play to sabotage my dank camping trip
>flee in terror
What garbage, the lot of you. No wonder this place is such a laughing stock
>>17698386
>>17678118
I was kind of creeped when I found it cause it was in the middle of nowhere.God that's stupid.Anyway thanks for your answers.
>>17685866
Holy shit who is this? I live right next to Otter Creek
>>17698604
>paranormal shit
Meh
>car behind them
FUCK THATS A COP THATS A COP ISNT IT FUCK IS THAT A COP
>>17698261
Piel Island?
>>17699332
>see a dirty marmot or something
kek
>>17690429
Done psyches hundreds of times and this wasn't a hallucination though I know many here won't believe me
>>17690454
They were worn off by the time I slept. The incident occurred after the trip
>>17691358
Thanks here is another
Guys, guys I know reposts are shit but I didn't see this story for about a year...spookiest shit I ever read, it was well written and rational (no fairy tale like slenderman).
>Does anyone have the story? I know it only from memories it goes like this:
>Me and my friend are from a small rural village near a forest
>Basically when school is over we get overbored so we frequently go in the woods to play and explore, ofc never too deep
> We regularly decide to bring my dog with us, not to stray of too far and to keep us company
>One day we are bored and decide to go play a little earlier
>Bring my dog, it was broad daylight
>Explore, have fun but get bored and since its still early to go home and do nothing we decide to go into forest a little bit deeper
>Around 5km into forest dog senses something
>We follow my dog and find a deer without a head
>Wasnt fresh looked like couple of day old, smells really bad
>Get nervous and scared, decide to head back home
>Dog keeps looking back carefully
>Didnt even get a few feets away he starts barking
>Wasnt on leash so we stop him by hands
>Scared shitless because hes fucking barking at the direction of a dead deer, if we let go him now well be even more scared
>We dont see or hear anything so we go home walking at fast pace while keeping dog close to me
>Few days later we think of it as not a big deal
>Still go to woods regulary but not too far
>Moth later a boring weekend
>We decide to go into forest deeper again, we bring dog
>Again after few km something smells
>Dog want to go in direction of smell but we decide not to because of the last time
>Smell start to get stronger
>As we wanted to head back suddenly dog starts to bark and runs of before we could catch him
>Call for him while running after him
>We cross a small hill that was infront of us and behind it we find another fucking headless deer
>This time it looked fresh, blood still dripping
>We pause for a little to figure out wtf do we do
>cont
>>17699588
>continuded
>We chase our dog, he gets further and further until we no longer hear him
>We call the dog but nothing, get scared because we went of our mental track (got lost) because we were running carelessly
>15 min going to a straight line trying to find our dog
>We get to this little clearing, forest around it and a little hunter cabin in middle
>We are relieved, we will ask someone if they heard a dog barking
>We go to the middle, windows had curtains so we knocked
>No response
>We knock 3 times but nothing
>Disappointed we head back, just as we are about to enter forest my friend, who turned his look back, stops me with pale expression
>I look back
>At the window we see a deer head
>Curtains close just as I looked
>We are certain about what we just saw
>We glaze at each other and start running as fast as we could
>After a while we get tired but do not stop to run
>30 min we find a way out and enter a village
>We were basically running the whole time
>Exhausted we go home to my dad, who was a hunter
>Tell him what happened
>He gets pissed of saying what kind of a sick idiot is scaring children
>Tells us he will go with us tomorrow (was getting dark) to try to find the cabin
>I go to sleep , dog still has not returned
>Day after my dad pick us his rifle and flashlights just in case
>We find headless deer easy and in short amount of time
>But it took us some time to find the opening with the cabin
>Just as we found it it was close to getting dark, good thing we brought flashlights
>Dad knocks, no one responds
>Knocks a few times but nothing
>It was getting dark, and since we found it we decided to head back and go back tomorrow
>As we are about to enter the forest I glance back
>I stop and others are alarmed
>Everybody turn around
>There is a fucking deer head watching us from a window, curtains close fast
> My dad start to run to the door and breaks them
>Tell us to stay close, takes his rifle and carefully enters
>We follow
cont
>>17699588
>continued
>No one in
>There is a door to the left and also to the right
>Right seems to lead to attic
>Dad carefully climbs steps, whole time holding a gun
>Shouts "is anyone there" and "we know you are, get out"
>Opens the door, nothing much to see
>Look a little closer just in case someone is not hidden
>No one there, suddenly a loud noise coming from downstairs
>We rush down
>Sounds appear coming from that left door
>We open it and it leads to a basement
>Turn on flashlights and ,for what it felt like an eternity, explore basement
>Strangely no one is there
>Dad is pissed of and starts shouting
>We get upstairs closing the door behind us
>It was dark now
>Dad decides for us to sleep inside and to hopefully catch that motherfucker
>We lit fire,gather at the center, sit and wait
>Sleeping time, taking turns for watching out
>Dad has his gun in his arms whole time
>Nervously get through the night
>Sun starts to rise up, early morning
>Suddenly a loud crash at the basement
>We rush with dad in front who seemed like he was ready to fight a bear with his bare hands
>He was pissed and stormed the basement like a hurricane
>After a few second inspection we see that no one is there
>Look more closely and see a hidden entrance that was opened recently
>Go in, it was a 5m long hallway with something that looked like a shrine at the end
>The path to the shrine was covered with blood and bones
>At the shrine there were severed deer heads
>We see an opening, go in and it leads in front house
>We glaze at the forest when we heard someone running
>We got just a small glimpse of a , what seemed like a man , wearing a deer head, blood still covering his neck
>Dad pissed and freaked out shoots 3 rounds at that direction
>Misses
>We start chasing it but it was already far and we lost "it"
>Decide to head back to village and report that there is some sort of maniac lurking in the forest
>Go back with eary silence, watching all directions
>>17699588
>continued
>Constantly have the feeling that someone is watching us
>Start to have a weird felling , as if something was following us
>Felling disappears after a while
>Get to the village
>Dad summons hunters and warn them
>They search the cabin and the forest but find nothing
>They decide to be more careful from now on and tell us , children, not to go into forest again
>2 weeks passed, dog still not home
>Did not go into forest again
>A few hunters including my dad are going into woods to search the cabin
>I persuade my dad to take me with them
>As we got into clearing we see that there is no cabin
>It was burned downs recently
>We get closer
>There are stones, put around in a small circle, right at the middle of the cabin, and at the center there were dog bones
END
>>17699712
poor doggo
>>17699332
agree with this
>>17699332
the other night i heard some deers fighting in my woods. clackity clack
why the fuck were they fighting at night
>>17671242
>live in ex-fishing town with farmland and estates surronding 3/4s of town, last 1/4 is coast
>friends and I go on adventure
>head through wasteland that was a mill
>up past graveyard to fancy estates with lots of land and like bocage dividing them
>One of the estate gardens has a treehouse in it
>check treehouse, what looks like blood splattered all over the inside
>head to "hangmans hut" little building on estate with loads of ropes hanging from the ceiling, think its where they'd hang livestock after slaughtering them, became local suicide spot along with pedo lair
>check the place out
>ropes there, blood splatters all over the place like whole cows have been minced
>hearing weird noises in the field
>series of moans and wails and like a creaking noise
>nope
>gtfo
>we sprint across the field towards bocage and river
>someone chasing after us making all kinds of weird noises from like a gnashing to clucking and whooping
>we all hop over barrier onto wooded path (same path as in part 2) and there he is coming at us
>scruffy with beard, really bad skin and all in rags
>run
>get back to civilization
>head back next morning all armed to the teeth
>head back to hangmans hut
>flash torch inside hut
>weird symbols and markings on floor
>walk around forest area from where the crazy guy came from
>find a clearing
>trees have been cut so any branches within clearing have been cut back so its like a clear circle in the woodland
>all the trees in the clearing have axes/blades sticking out them facing into the circle
>axes/blades have idols, ribbons, fabric hanging from them
>nope the fuck out
>>17699812
We thought it could be a crazy hobo but we dont get hobos round here
Part 2
>Earlier this year, around February/March
>Friend and I head out for a walk in woodland estate and drink some booze
>walking back, been out all day
>its dark
>decide to walk along woodland path for spoops
>also a suicide spot
>walking along talking about politically incorrect stuff regarding refugee crisis
>stop for a piss
>can hear rustling in bushes
>rustling is moving with us as we continue on
>talking about fugees
>big rock by side of path
>young guy in tracksuit sitting on rock like rodins thinker
>both of us go quiet
>guy just appeared, both spooped
>guy blended in with rock, that kind of grey night when the moonlight is obscured by trees
>just pretend to keep talking and pretend I never saw him "So I said to him I was like, you know I said"
>as clear distance from him friend says "Anon.....you saw what I saw aye?"
>I say "Aye wtf was that all about?!"
>guy didnt try to hide or anything
>we hurry back to civilization, same way I went in part one
>laughing and talking about it
>dont mention it
>next day colleagues friend is walking along woodland path with his son when they both see the guy hanging from a tree
>>17694071
I live in coal mining country, old mine shafts(usually barred up) literally all over the mountains. Miners used to send parakeets in the mine before entering it themselves, if the bird comes back out alive, your good to go, otherwise there are lots of gases underground and especially in mines that could make you drop like a rock before you even realize it. Obviously an old school and most legit way of checking for gases but that's how they did it around where i live 'back in the day'.
>>17699332
you forgot about how heroic and badass some of them get "fuck off it's my spot", "come here, demon, i will fuck you up"
>>17699854
Pretty freaky thinking about if you stopped to talk with him
>>17672162
fucking tree hippies
chainsaw the tree down anyway
>>17699768
I see deer fighting at night all the time, anon. P sure it's normal.
>>17678087
Dude I live right next to Fort Riley and I've never experienced shit. I'm actually really dissapointed to be honest.
>>17699854
>tracksuit
Fuckin slavs up to no good like always
>>17699332
>go into forest/desert/local Walmart
Top kek anon
>be in woods
>something beckons me to look into tall grass around a creek
>pull back first layer
>my dead grandfathers face is laying on the ground stoically looking back at me
>jump back pretty spooked
>acid wears off a few hours later
I know, it doesn't count
>>17694071
The rule we always used when fucking around in tunnels and caves was to take friends and send one forward witha long rope around the waist, if they pass out, you can drag them back and resuscitate. Only happened once, down a drain we thought was dodgy anyway but still possibly saved his life. Your main problem is monoxide, it's odourless and tasteless so you just literally either need to take something to measure ppm in the air or let someone pass out and drag them back haha
>>17696308
ladas are awesome man, i want to get one for offroading
>>17677699
>balkan states
there you go, the lada mystery is solved.
also which country/region are we talking here, I ain't going camping any time soon if there are bigfoots roaming around my forests
>>17681190
Your friend got raped by hillbillies with night vision helmets.
>be me
>out hunting in the woods (Boars)
>actually shoot one, can see him drop dead through the scope
>it was something like 600m out, so it'll take time to get there, especially since it's very hard to navigate terrain
>on my way there, get the creeps, like something is about to go wrong, or i'm being watched/rused
>that weird, 6th sense you get sometimes.
>look around, definitly getting paranoid now
>climb up tall tree
>take a look around, spend 5 minutes scoping the surroundings
>wolves are common in the area, but i see no wolves or traces of wolves (and they usually don't stalk people during the day)
>get nothing from search
>look over to where i killed boar (less than 100m now)
>gone
>FUCK, someone stole my boar
>i'd been out there 6 hours too
>go to site
>bloodtrail makes it pretty easy to follow
>strange that the wolves didn't eat it right there though.
>assume it must've been another hunter, but i think i'd have heard or seen him. also, it's not exactly good manners to steal other's people catch
>nevermind that, start following trail
>notive that footprints in the dirt look almost like human bare feet
>wtf.iso
>trail leads me to what looked to be an abandoned factory. it was one of my reference points when getting familiar with the area. it's about 2km from where i first killed the boar
>it has a tall tower that overlooks the surrounding area and building
>decide to go up and take a look
>factory has pretty much no roof, so i can see inside
>start scoping area
>nothing on surroundings
>look inside the factory. it's multiple floors so i can only see the 3rd floor from the top of the tower.
>nothing interesting
>go down
>don't want to enter factory, because it's fucking spooky, and i've been getting that paranoid feeling since this started
>just standing there, looking at it
>suddenly, movement on the second floor
>saw what appeared to be a head going down and away from the window, as if hiding
cont.
>>17702524
cont.
>heart drops
>definitly scared now
>why would another hunter hide
>why would anyone hide
>pretend i didn't see it
>turn around and walk away
>i know there are some hill about 700m away that'll allow me to scope out the situation, without putting myself in danger
>start rationalizing it
>maybe it's just punk kids afraid of getting caught
>why so far away in the woods though?
>ocassionally give a quick glance behind me
>get to hill
>hide behind bushes and camouflage
>wait for what seems to be 2 minutes
>normal at first, birds chirping, etc...
>position myself, prone, camouflaged by bushes and a dead tree log, overlooking the factory
>about to put rifle up when i ear birds going wild and flying away to my right (must've been north)
>hear steps in the distance
>frozen in fear
>look, slowly towards the direction
>two men, very poorly dressed (rags, barefoot), dirty and very fucking ugly, borderline fucking inbreeds.
>they appear to be scouting the area, both of them are carrying machetes and one is carrying what appears to be a revolver
>"you see where the son of a bitch went?"
>"definitly this way"
>they're about 70m away now
>at this point i'm frozen in fear
>pull out my handgun (for the record i hunt with a winchester model 70. and i carry a 1911)
>hide in bush and hope for the best
>i really don't want to kill someone
>all kinds of shit are racing through my mind
>think off running, maybe he's a shit shooter
>they go past me and into the woods
>stop hearing them
>can't risk it know
>take out my map
>mark the location on it
>look at second floor
>there's a woman, who looks very sick and badly treated (bruises, cuts, very thin, etc...), just as poorly dressed, watching in my direction, through the same window i saw the movement in
>sometimes it looks as if she's looking at me
>she turns around to my boar, looks like it's half way skinned
>devise plan
cont.
>>17702550
Go on
>>17702550
cont.
>get up
>climb tree
>wait
>i can't go away, since she'll probably spot me, and i don't want to be tracked through the woods by machete wielding maniacs
>if i'm gonna face them, at least i'll have the highground and the surprise element
>at this point, i don't think i've ever been this scared
>i might actually have to shoot someone, a person
>wtf have i gotten myself into
>10 of the worst minutes of my life go by
>hear sounds, they're coming back
>the tree is tall enough that they'd need to actually look up to see me
>they're talking about how i'm a "sly dog" and how i "ran away faster than a bullet"
>how at least they got my "boar"
>i'm just praying to every god i know that they don't look up
>they go by and into the building
>at this point it's about 6p.m, getting dark fast
>it's full moon tonight, but i don't want to have to fend off wolves too, especially since that would mean creating a fire, which would attract the maniacs
>as soon as they go in the building, i climb down and fucking run for it
>get home maybe 1 hour later, still running
>get in, lock all doors, call police, explain exactly what happened
the police found signs of illegal squatting and my boar carcass, half eaten. but they didn't find them.
i've never gone hunting again, and i'm kind of scared to this day when i think about it.
>>17702558
shoulda shoot the guys and rescued the maiden, or alteast gotten your boar back
just imagen if they are still out there and fuck up some unhappy campers for their tent and supplies
>>17702569
i don't think she was a maiden. i'm pretty sure she was the one that warned them of my presence.
desu it's really diferent when you're there.
you think you'll know how to act and react, but it's a whole diferent thing when under pressure.
i didn't want to kill 2 people over a boar. even if they were fucking inbreed maniacs.
>>17702600
I honestly dont know how i would react in that situation
still tho should have shoot them, coulda saved some campers from getting their throat's slit in the middle of the nigth, they obviously seamed intent on catching up to you
also maiden was kinda a ironic statement, given the whole inbreed hillmen situation
>>17702620
camping is forbideen in that area, it's an exclusive hunting zone.
>>17702629
>implying inbreeds cant walk to some other place
next time some campers go missing in the region you can blame yourself
>>17699854
>cant make perfect squat to impress my friends
>an hero
Being slav is really hard.
>>17702439
TOP KEK
>woodwalking in kentucky
>decide to set up campfire and shitty tent to get some sleep, almost 1 am
>eating some beef jerky next to fire while i try to convince myself to become tired
>literally nothing strange is happening.
>no weird sounds, no glowing eyes, no slenderman, absolute peace atm.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>out of fucking nowhere insanely loud metallic groan shrieks through the woods
>couldn't even react to the noise it happened so fast
>felt like i was about to have a heart attack
>noise is so fucking loud that i could feel the ground vibrating and see trees being visibly moved without any wind
>fork against plate x1000, but with a lot more bass
>sound goes on for probably only 10 seconds or so
>sit there, woods now completely silent
anyone that's ever been in the woods at night knows that the worse thing you can do is panic. it was about 1:30 in the morning, so i fed the fire and hauled ass into my tent and sat there with a few bags of beef jerky and some gatorade for around 5 1/2 hours. i packed all my shit and made my way to the trail the moment the sun was up. made it home safe and nothing spooky has ever happened to me since.
not as spoopy as others but it creeped me out
>be 14 with my friend also 14 at his grandparents place in east texas
>place is 400 acres of thick ass forest
>decide to go hunting for squirrels with our pellet rifles right after we eat lunch
>it was early spring so it was warm in the afternoon but cold enough to need a jacket at night
>we walk through the trail to a clearing used for hunting almost everything
>armed with pellet guns and a shit-ton of pellets
>the clearing is a mile in and it has a stand for us to hide in and wait for the squirrels who feed from the automated deer feeder they have
>we get there no problem and spend the afternoon waiting
>nothing is coming and the sun is setting so we begin to pack up
>see a crow land at the feeder and decide why not because the crows were a problem
>miss the shot (200 ft) and call it a day
>preparing to leave the stand when we see a deer run out from the forest behind the stand and bolt down the trail
>>17702905
pt2
>dont think much of it as we leave the stand and inspect the place where the crow was
>I suddenly begin to feel cold but didnt think much of it
>as we are fixing to go back to the house the cold feeling is too strong and im feeling it in my bones and my joints are stiff
>ask friend if he felt the same but he said no
>we knew it would be cool as the sun would set so we wore some layers of clothes but i knew the setting sun couldnt be this cold
>we hear something a few hundred feet out to our left side
>everything makes noise in a forest around this time because of the thick brush regardless of its size so we think its an armadillo
>its not
>the crashing sound suddenly amplifies and heads dead straight for us
>I suddenly feel colder and I can tell my friend is now feeling it because hes shivering as we look at each other in fear
>we run the rest of the trail home as the crashing still followed us but was keeping its distance
>we never bring it up to his grandparents out of fear they wouldnt let us back into the forest alone
>we stay away from the windows for the rest of the day
>we spent the rest of the night talking about what it couldve been
>be me, 12 with a bunch of friends
>decide to go camping along a sandbar of a river in the midwest USA
>fastfoward to the night.jpg
>sitting around a fire with 4 other friends
>it is about 12 at midnight
>queue obvious scary noises here
>sounded like a saw on sheet metal, best way i can describe it
>my guess at the time was maybe a deer rubbing its antlers/shed on trees or something?
>why the fuck would it sound like scraping metal though?
>mind you we were at least 10 miles away from any other living person
>scary scraping metal sound slowly gets closer
>we turn on one of the trucks used to get there and point its headlights towards direction of sound in forest
>still cant see anything.jpg
>no eyes or anything but yet sound is inching closer
>eventually we all puss out and ditch and sleep at friends house for the night
>call ourselves pussies in the morning
still have no idea to this day what that was, but still kinda spooky.
>>17700453
yeah it was freaky stuff. I think the worst part is maybe if we stopped and talked to him he'd still be here today but the area we live in is kinda rough so you dont go around talking to random people especially not at night
>>17701973
>>17702716
kek
>>17699588
>>17699635
>>17699688
>Well written
>>17674345
>condition 1
That's bullshit CO
>>17692858
>move along just mountain folk
Apparently your local Sherrif's Station has made a pact with the Dwarves of Tiny Ass Over Yonder Mountain
>>17699332
this all the way, holy shit.
>>17702905
>>17702909
You deserve it for trying to kill crow bros. Fuck you, the thing should've catched you both.
>>17671242
I don't come frequent this board often, but one night a few friends and I decided to visit the oldest cemetery in mid wisconsin. IIRC it was like june or july and about 11:30pm. We drove our cars down a long back road to get the entrance. as we parked, in our headlights, we saw a big mounded thing lying right outside the gate to the cemetery. someone grabbed a flashlight and we went over to examine it. upon closer inspection, it was a freshly mutilated dear carcass. the air was kinda cold and there was steam still coming out of the center of the body. needless to say we freaked the fuck out and bolted, but i've always wondered what killed it and why it was laying right next to the gate of the cemetery.
>>17704001
you native american?
>>17672162
I- is that a homeless dude in a tree flipping someone off? Just hen you thought you'd seen it all...
>>17702600
People are the most dangerous thing innawoods tbqh. I probably would have done the same thing as you did tho, dont sweat it.
>>17682118
I had a similar experience this last hunting season. I went back to an area I had been to quite a few times where I knew elk were at. Hell I had been there several times within the past few days of the week long expedition. This last time I went though, just before I headed out, just didn't seem the same. Everything seemed grey and dead, even the sky. No birds chirped, no animals made sounds, absolutely nothing. Even my elk calls just sounded dead. I stayed for a little bit but then just left becuase it seemed like I stepped into an area that was just void of all life. Still can't figure that shit out.
>>17690176
What mountian range were you at? CO /x/ bro here.
>>17675675
>part Native American
>the ones who claim only parts aren't raised in the culture
>nice try
Aanii, anon. Aaniish na?
>>17703200
What does Colorado have to do with this
>>17672162
this looks like a legit album cover
>>17681190
I had a similar experience
>be me, Limey, just moved to rural Washington from San Francisco, was 17
>made friends with rednecks, they take me innawoods for some dank Kush after midnight
>have three cuties with us, one faggot (not literally) and another guy not including me.
>have beer, kush--i stay teetotal because I'm driving us all back to a cuties place afterwards
>start fire, bullshit in the woods, play some hillbilly rock on the blue tooth speaker
>one of the cuties is high as shit, starts getting para, says we need to let the fire burn down
>so we do, it's kinda dark, fire is only ashes now
>faggot all of a sudden needs to piss
>he leaves uphill, what an asshole
>para girl starts getting creeped out, blue tooth speaker dies and leaves us in the silence
>faggots been gone for a real fucking long time
>hear footsteps
>we all heard it
>I say it's just faggot, shout "did ya shit?"
>no reply
>no footsteps
>para girl says he's standing a few yards behind me
>start laughing, playing around, saying he spooped us real good and to knock it off
>no response
>few more footsteps, thing gets closer. I turn around and it's a dark figure, real skinny, average height.
>faggot is a round fattie, that's not him.
>para girl starts crying, we quickly pack up, don't turn on our flashlights because it might follow us
>stoner logic
>make it back to the trail, smell rotting flesh, everyone starts running
>sans faggot
>we make it back to my car and we all pile in, lock the doors and I turn on the headlamps. This motherfucking thing followed us to the end of the trail--it was white, thin, hunched over with patches of hair all over its body. It was turning around and leaving
Mfw I only heard about faggot through friends, apparently he changed schools but dropped out. I haven't heard anything about him since before graduation a few years ago.
>>17699768
Well they're trying to sex Timmy. You see at night the penis want the vag, usually at night. But you see in nature other penis want sex too and appear to challenge. They fight, the strongest wins and sexs to creampie passing on the DNA. That's why fighting
Well, I'm going out this weekend. I'll let you all know if anything spooky happens. I'm hiking 2m through backcountry to a certain landmark, then setting up and staying the night. I don't expect anything. For the sake of the thread though:
>Hike into same area as mentioned before, bear hunting trip
>With 2 other people
>Obviously packed lite, no tent, just sleeping under the stars
>Exhausted, fall asleep quickly, have the most insanely vivid dreams
>Apparently turkeys make a deep thrumming sound when they, well fuck when they do something
>Like, fan out their wings? Idk why they did this in the middle of the night
>Imagine a deep THUMMM THUMMM THUMTHUMTHUMTHUM that rythmically speeds up
>Dreamt that centaurs were coming up to our camp and stamping thier hooves
Fuck now that I think about it, was that noise just turkeys?
>>17680125
You are the most retarded double-nigger I've ever witnessed post.
Military land nav sites are free of ferrous metal deposits, for the specific reason of not effecting magnetic compass readings. The military uses compass, map, and protractor for land navigtion. Terrain association is not a required skill, only a recommended one. Fuck. You're such a dang nigger.
Tell the cops, I don't gove a heck.
>>17687317
Double Niggers.
>>17690006
Lol; recaptcha: Select all the images of "Double Niggers".
>>17704667
Well shit, maybe it was grouse. Heres what the sound was, skip to 35s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVfiIp3QGs4
Imagine that sound, really fucking loud and close, and multiple instances of it. It was bizzare. Not paranormal though I guess.
>>17704273
What of it? Big whoop. Wanna fight about it
crossposting from /out/
>be innawoods camping with scrawny NEET friend and buddy who just came back from the Marine Corps in Shawnee Forest
>2am or so, we're all startled awake
>best I can describe the sound is a metallic BLAAAH! sound, incredibly loud echoing through the forest
>it's a paralyzing noise
>we all grab our weapons and lay silent
>BLAAAH! noise continues every 10 seconds or so
>bipedal footsteps accompany it
>circling our campground
>goes on for a good 15 minutes
>eventually fades off into the distance
It sounded vaguely like some of those crazy noises foxes make, but we all have described it as being a distinctly metallic sounding noise. That may not make much sense, but it's the only way to describe the toneality.
>>17704840
>go explore an elementary school that has been abandoned for 15 or so years
>midnight, new moon, pitch black inside except our flashlights
>we're down the second of three classroom wings, inside a classroom
>our flashlights all flicker and shut off
>oh fuck
>bash them a bit, only one lights back up
>just as it lights, hear a HEAVY sprinting bipedal noise on the roof
>it was definitely at least the weight of a man, not a small creature
>we all freeze and it stops
>suddenly hear it again
We booked it the fuck out, me holding my working flashlight on point, ready to stab anything that got out in front of us. The school is near a creek bottom and forest, with a small field in between. The school itself is on a never-used road, and completely overgrown by brush and saplings. Spoopy. No noises were made. I think I have a bipedal haunting creature for when I'm out in spoopy areas.
>>17704589
>>17704840
I thought the skinwalker meme died last year?
>>17704840
>>17704842
We don't have crossposting here redditfriend. Decent story but /x/ moved on from skinwalkers years ago.
>>17704843
This actually did happen, whether we think it's skinwalkers or not. I rationally assume it was a fox that somehow managed a very metallic sound, but I can't say for certain. If anybody can describe a creature in the Southern IL region that fits this better, let me know.
>>17704843
>>17704845
frankly, a natural description is what I'm looking for. Either it was a fox with a strange sound to its voice, another creature, or the bigfoot that was sighted in the 80s and never seen since down there (seems legit... :^) )
Also have never used reddit in my 9 years of 4chan. The format of that website is fucking awful.
>be 15-16ish
>parents have a house in the woods where we often go
>get bored, go explore
>deep in the woods, sunlight can barely touch the ground
>see a pit
>putrid smell
>the pit was full of something that looked like meat + black plastic bags
>cellphone (I believe it was an iPhone 4?) started acting weird, turned on and off. Hadn't had this problem before
>NOPE.RAR
>get the fuck away
The house in a very violent Mexican State, so it could've been anything from cow remains to a fucking human. I've never gone back to that specific place.
I took some photos but since I'm the stupidest anon you can ever meet, I accidentally fell on a phone while carrying it so... kek
>>17704865
fell on a pond******
undeniable proof
Already posted this on /out/, but didn't know /x/ had this thread.
Once did fire research with a small module crew in a secluded area of Arizona. When we first got to the fire there were plenty of teams trying to contain it on this one mountain. As time went on, crews started leaving and going to different fires, but the fire research team stayed behind. We ended up staying out there for another week beyond any other team. So it was us (small team of less than 10) and the IC. Once most of the teams left, they set us up in the cabins near the mountain... usually used for IA. Either way, we were hours away from any contact.
This place was insane. As soon as the first team even showed up on the mountain, people were finding artifacts. About halfway into the fire containment they were finding cabins, mines, and instruments that had been untouched for a good 100 years. Hell, you could walk plane underneath the mountain and find a handful of arrowheads and pottery within minutes.
The first weird thing that happened out there involved weather reports. So usually a team leaves one or two guys out somewhere with a good vantage of where the team is going to be that day. Then one of the guys keeps track of the weather and gives a weather update. Usually we would've done two updates, but we usually got off the mountain early and didn't need an update. So some guy spins a little instrument and records temps, humidity, and time, then he comes on the radio and gives out that data so everyone within distance can hear the updates. Pretty innocuous stuff for the first week while everyone was on the mountain, but one night things started getting odd.
>>17704908
All of us were in one of the cabins eating dinner and we kept hearing radio static. Someone ended up tracing the source to a walkie that was left on in someone's fire-pack outside. I remember him bringing in the walkie still on and we could barely make-out the same weather report one of our team members had said earlier over the radio that same day. It was a lot more muffled and you could barely hear it in the static, but it was definitely his voice and all the numbers seemed familiar. It wasn't spooky that night, we were all trying to figure out if maybe waves were bouncing off something in the distance and barely making it's way back at that moment. We all all assumed that was the case and went to bed.
The next day we hiked up the mountain, did some data collection, and walked down off the mountain. It was another short day, the fire was still burning, but it wouldn't be going anywhere and so it was considered dead. Another weather report was given out by the team members that had to sit on the base of the mountain all day. That same night we were eating dinner and someone deliberately left the handheld radio on to see if we'd hear that effect again. Close to the same time, we started hearing the weather report coming in again.
>>17704911
It sounded just like team member that did the report that day (we rotated, because it's a boring job) saying the exact same data he gave earlier. Except in the closing, the guy on the radio said, "This has been your such and such o'clock weather report." Except the such and such time that this person on the radio said was the exact time that we were eating dinner. At this point we figured maybe someone drove out close enough to the mountain to fuck with us. So one guy got on the radio and playfully asked for a smoke report on the mountain. We waited for a good few minutes before we heard a completely new person come on the radio and say something like, "It's too dark to see the smoke, you'll just have to come up here and feel the heat yourself." We all had a little laugh, cause we knew for a fact it had to be a prank so we kind of just badgered on the guy on the radio saying that we'd be right up. Then guy on the radio said something like, "I'll wait for you, I'm in the cabin near the top." We all knew what cabin he was talking about. It was a decrepit old log cabin that's roof had caved in decades prior, sitting by a gigantic juniper tree. The fire had done some damage in that area, but the cabin and tree were untouched from any heat damage. So it was just a lone cabin and juniper enclosed by a huge area of burnt trees and shrubs. We didn't communicate with the guy on the radio any more.
Wildland firefighters are an interesting bunch. It's hard to tell if something creeps them out, they're usually good at hiding it. It's hard to hide something scare, such as a fire coming to torch your ass... but they're usually good about not showing how spooked they are. ...but the conversations died down quick that night and everyone went to bed a lot earlier.
>>17704908
Which part of AZ specifically?
I've been near quite a few fire watch towers.
>>17704914
So the next day, it was the same old bullshit. We'd collect fire data and spin weather and generally hike up this mountain looking at this fire that was going out more and more. Except this time, the crew lead and another went off to scout the fire. This wasn't unusual, it was a way for the guy to figure out if the fire was picking up in certain areas that you couldn't tell from the smoke. But what was unusual is that he said he'd meet us back at the cabin later. Usually when this guy went scouting he only went about and hour or two away, but he was implying that he'd be out there for a good 5 or 6 hours. We all knew he was heading up to the cabin near the peak, on the other side of the mountain. He went on his way with the other team member and when it was about time, we started heading off the mountain towards our outpost. Everything just felt really off that day, we were surrounded by thunderstorms, but above the mountain and our outpost it was clear in the sky. It kept that way all night, we could see lightning off in the distance in every direction, but above us was a clear starry night. All in all, the area was really beautiful and we were lucky to have been able to stay there.
>>17704915
Our outpost didn't have a firewatch tower, it was an initial attack area with three cabins, one of which was closed off for some reason I never learned about. I'd rather not say exactly where, but it was right at the border of Utah and Arizona.
>>17704916
It was dark by now, the crew lead wasn't back yet, but he told us over the radio he was on his way. The two guys had headlamps and were damn good hikers so we weren't worried. We had a trailer just outside the outpost with a whole bunch of gear for fire research, including a couple of laptops that I used to put data in. I forgot to put in some fire data into one of these laptops and decided I better head to the trailer to finish it up before the crew lead showed up. So I walked out pretty far to where this trailer was, turned on the generator, lights and laptop. By the time I had finished I decided to take a piss before turning off the generator and heading back to the outpost. I stood facing away from the outpost towards this clear field. The moonlight was enough to brighten up the field and some of the forest behind. I just sort of glared into that forest and that's when I saw two people just standing there at the edge of the field. They didn't have any lights on them, which I would've expected from the crew lead and the team member hiking back in the dark. They also didn't move, they just stood there facing me from afar. I yelled something over to them about taking so long to get back, but I didn't get a response. This is about the only times in my life I think I've ever felt dread. As soon as they didn't answer me, I knew these two people by the forest had nothing to do with our fire team. I closed the trailer up real quick and "briskfully" walked back to the outpost.
When I got back to the outpost, crew lead and the team member were back.
They were telling the crew about the crazy shit that happened at the cabin.
>>17704922
They found a handheld radio up there by the cabin, go figure. It was just like one of ours except it looked like it had gone through the ringer. Just completely caked with mud, battery acid all over the battery pack in the bottom, and buttons that were either jammed or broken. So they decided to put a camera we use for fire research up on the big old juniper tree. They lightly hung it on one of the branches facing the cabin and started to walk way. When they got a good distance they hear this huge crackling sound and then a crash coming from the cabin area, so they walk back. They find that this gigantic old juniper, that survived hundreds of years and probably more than one fire, decided it was time to completely snap apart and fall over. They spent quite a while trying to find the camera and that's what took them so long getting back. They told us that it felt like something was following them the entire time back, like a mountain lion stalking them. We listened for a weather report that night, nothing came in on the radio.
>>17704925
The rest of the stuff was told after the trip. One guy said he was sleeping in one of the rooms and had a dream some dark figure came into his room and just sat on the chair by his bed, facing him. Another said that he went out for a midnight piss and saw a native american man with those generic chief garments, just watching him from the outskirts of the outpost. Another saw a herd of elk walking through the field I had mentioned earlier, with their heads turned towards him. Just walking together in one direction with all of their heads fixed on him without even turning to look where they were going. People kept hearing their names called from deeper in the forest. Odd mumbled radio chatter.
The place was beautiful and the trip, barring the creepy shit that happened, was one of the funnest fire assignments I had been on. All in all, I'm glad to have been able to visit that area, but I don't think I'd ever find myself camping out near this mountain by myself or with just one other person. There's some weird shit going on out there and I'd rather not find out what.
>>17704589
Hm.. Ive read this story before
>>17703542
He's heard the tiny banjos.
>>17678118
it's a shrine that someone made. i will try to identify the spirit it dedicated to. i might need help. for starters, anyone know what kind of plant that is in the little white pot?
>>17680468
there are many spirits that can change form at will. there are also many that like to scare people or play pranks for fun. so the kid in the story probably was just the victim of a poor joke
>>17686992
oh my, those are super cute
>>17691440
super false. many spirits love booz
>>17695453
you can hear a lot of sounds not of this world when you astral project. it all depends on where you do it.
>>17694096
dude i love drug trip stories too, but everything can seem paranormal while on shrooms.
you did shrooms you had a trip.
it can effect all your senses, as far as i know.
>>17699563
phycedelics can take stuff to a new level each time, you have never seen it all, so its impossible to know the limits of how convincing it is.
only parts that makes me wonder is that you say it happened after the trip.
wich people also say happens, people do have flash back kinds of experiences where they warp back to the altered state or "drugged" mindstate.
>>17699332
Even though some are obviously fake, it is still entertaining to read stories. That's why fiction novels exist.
>>17699332
you can do this with literally all stories, in order to make whatever you want look stupid.
do you even like ghost stories? why are you here?
>>17672496
very similar to what happened to me
>go to Potato Creek park in Indiana
>decide to go to the cemetery and fishing pier at night
>messing around with a group of friends in particular with a qt
>stories of children drowning on the lake there and you can sometimes hear them
>think nothing of it, plus, since when do spooks come out when you're in a group
>find a trail that goes along the lake and around the cemetery
>take it just cause, wasnt long either
>as we go on the trail, I had to tie my shoes because the laces were being cunts just smacking my feet
>I stop and for some reason the dumbass knots wouldnt hold
>I look up and see the qt waiting for me
>it threw me off cause she didnt know I liked her, and she didnt seem interested in me (tfw)
>get excited and get up and go to her
>as I get closer I notice she looks much smaller, but I see the outline of her glasses and everything
>She starts going off trail heading towards the cemetery
>I call out to her to wait, and not to leave the trail
>she starts jogging to the cemetery now and I start running after her
>mfw I thought she was playing games with me and luring me away to fuck around or something
>we end up on the cemetery and I cant see her anymore
>wtf she wasnt that far ahead, how did she disappear
>I look around and see nothing
>Im confused as fuck and pull out my phone to use the flashlight
>As I light around the graves, I see someone move behind a semi-tall grave
>thereyouareyoulittlecunt
>I yell out "I see you back there"
>As I start walking towards her, I hear "what the hell is wrong with you?"
>I recognize the voice, it was the girl I was following, but it was coming from behind me
>I turn around and she comes out with the rest of the group
>I turn around and shine my light at the grave and nothing was there anymore
>explain myself to the group and we all shit bricks
We left right away, and we did hear some sounds coming from the lake, but we assume it was just beavers or shit, or I hope it was
>>17680203
Worst made up story ever
>>17703877
>vial of virgin blood (exctracted from self)
spat my drink from laughing
>>17704865
it was a stale water pond
>>17672496
Bump
>>17705402
Many people like booze, but no one likes an alcoholic.
>>17705364
Maybe a type of orchids.I am not sure though.
>>17680178
croeso y gymru motherfucker
>>17680425
>The pond is labelled "WAAHTAAHHH"
>>17704436
The Bookcliffs in the Grand Valley. Usually I go on the mesa though.
>>17705571
crepey
>>17692858
What state?
>>17702558
that was one hell of a ride anon. well told.
>>17702926
sounds similar to this one: >>17702732
>>17705242
I've posted the story before. More detail in previous posts
>>17704724
Not the person you were replying too, but I had some interesting incidents on the farm I grew up.
Now I knew about grouse and their drumming. Heard it before. Kinda unnerving until you figure out what it was.
Usually I just ignored the drumming, just a little bird, nothing to worry about.
But there were times it would follow me through the woods. No matter where I went, it seemed to keep the same distance from me. If there were more than one grouse doing it, you'd think they'd overlap their drumming at some point. Never happened.
And it was much more powerful than normal grouse drumming. As in I could feel it in the air, in my bones, and in my lungs.
The rhythm was also different. It could last 3 minutes or more before it stopped.
I asked around. Someone said it was probably a grouse in an area it was amplified. Logical, if it only happened in certain areas. But when it followed and other sounds were amplified in the area....
Someone else told me a raccoon would play drums on a log to try to scare you away. Even if a raccoon could find a large, dried out, hollow log, I'm still not seeing that type of log being common through our woods. And I'm not seeing how a raccoon could have that much force behind it to sometimes take my breath away with the vibration.
I'm well aware of how strong a coon is. Nasty little bastards.
On my braver days I did try to look for the source. I lost my nerve, just a feeling of deep dread after going so far. Never saw the culprit, grouse or otherwise.
>>17704840
>>best I can describe the sound is a metallic BLAAAH! sound, incredibly loud echoing through the forest
Simple explanation: you and your friends were in a movie trailer.
>>17704840
Fuck head banging a piece of sheet metal. It sounds stupidly implausible, BUT there was a homeless nutter in a park nearby my house that would do it at like 2am to "scare off aliens". Like I said homeless nut job.
>>17704842
Either ghost or bum hiding out as he smokes on a roof top.
>>17704845
>we don't have crossposting
We do but it usually involves linking the other board's post number as well. Faggot.
Thread has officially spooked me. Thanks anons. Goodnight.
>>17705571
Wait. The cemetery has a fishing pier?
>>17691609
Don't you mean 'bonesrecording?'
>>17703542
and i found my new guild name.
>>17680203
And how long ago did this happen exactly?
>Planning vacation with friends ages ago
>Best buddy, Phil, suggests his grandfather's cabin in Bumfucknowheristan, Innawoodsvania
>We're a bunch of 18 yo pale nerds that just want to enjoy board games and discuss inane shit in peace for a few weeks
>Of course a cabin in the middle of the woods sounds like paradise
>The 4 of us pack up and hit the road
>Drive for around 2 hours on dirt roads, arrive at a wooden gate on a barbed wire fence
>It's Phil's grandpa's property, 20 acres of woodland with a small clearing around its middle, where the cabin was
>Arrive at the cabin
>thatsnocabin.obiwan
>Granpa lives on a hardwood-and-brick small mansion
>2 floors, huge rooms, electricity, hot water and the works
>Honk the horn, kill the engine, get off the car
>Halfway through unpacking, Phil's grandpa opens the "cabin"'s door
>Welcomes us, introduces himself (Raymond, asks to be called Ray), helps us unpack
>After we are settled Andrew, a born cu/ck/, runs to the kitchen and starts to prepare dinner
>Ray dines with us and, being a retired nurse and a weird fuck like his grandson, regales us with 40 years of ER stories
>Stay up until 3 AM listening to this 60-something yo tell us amazing tales of medical fuckery and pranks, human stupidity and regrettable grocery-related lust, and good old fucked-up shit
>For the next week or so, our routine consisted of playing board games, walking around the property and generally dicking around
>Ray has a pretty set routine of doing something physical in the morning (woodworking, walking with his dog, fishing on a nearby stream, etc), napping thorough the afternoon, and reading/watching TV during the evening
>Sometimes he'll join us on our activities and vice versa, especially if we're playing Fluxx. We're also delighted to hear more Tales of The ER
Cont.
>>17709698
>Dawn of the 9th Day, 12 Hours remain
>Wake up, have breakfast, spend half the morning splitting wood for a planned barbecue and trying to give Ray's shag carpet-looking dog a bath
>Suddenly, a scream rips through the air
>It sounds like a banshee being raped by a bagpipe, a high-pitched shriek with a nasal component
>It also sounds awfully close to where we are rinsing Mop-Dog
>The dog goes ballistic, starts barking at the woods
>It needs two of us to keep the fucker from running into the trees
>Drag dog to the house, wail is heard again, closer to the treeline, when we're halfway to the house
>NOPE
>Run to the house like Sonic on meth, Phil somehow managing to carry a 40-pound soaking wet dog on his shoulders along the way
>Slam and lock the kitchen door a few seconds before Ray does the same to the front one, pale as hell
>We run around the house closing/barring all windows
>Reconvene at the billiards room, spend the next hour or so holed up discussing what the hell was that
>In the meanwhile, the screeches are frequently heard around the house, and we can sometimes hear something moving around the garden
>When things seem to have calmed down, we leave the games room and go to the kitchen
>As we sit down around the table, something bangs loudly on the door, and surprisebuttsecks_featbanshee.mp3 is played again
>Ray gets angry. Like, really fucking angry
>Says he's had enough of this shit, runs upstairs to his room
>Comes back with a nasty-looking shotgun and courier bag sagging with shells
>Tells us to only leave the house if it's on fire and not make any noises, smoke or anything that might attract the attention of whatever's out there
>Leaves through the front door and locks us in
>Throughout the afternoon, we hear all around the house the screech, right before or after a muffled shotgun blast and the occasional shout from Ray
Cont.
