I think I got my girlfriend pregnant. Is there a spell or something I can do ti undo that fact? I'm willing to do anything as long as she doesn't get harmed or scarred un any way.
Pic unrelated.
you can build a small altar at the top of her staircase with and put oil and banana peel offerings on the steps
>>17655036
no lie, the compassion spell from the satanic bible will do the trick. Everytime. You have to mean in though. I've found that if you look at tons of pics of her and listen to sad music enough to make you cry during the acting out portion of the spell, you will win. Masturbate immediately after that portion but before you conclude the spell. Worked for me for this same reason flawlessly. That fuckin book's methods always worked flawlessly if there was indeed a specific outcome I was seeking. You might not summon a spirit or anything like that but if you want something, or someone or want to hurt someone, that book was stellar.
Oh shit waddup
ur fugged op lol
the magic spell is called suicide
>>17655054
Where do I find this specific spell? Or the book.
>>17655048
top post
>woops I fucking knocked up my girlfriend out of wedlock
>better go on 4chan and ask for a fucking magic spell to fix it
>lemme post this sick meme tattoo to get some wise person's attention
what a crazy world we live in
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>>17655036
This one works best,without the chance of demons trying to get your ass pregnant OP
>>17655085
Fuck selected wrong post
I meant this one >>17655038
>>17655061
>find combustible material
>make a fist
>wrap your fist in bandages or glove
>dip fist in combustible material and light on fire
>throw a couple punches towards her stomach
>???
>profit
>>17655036
yeah, the spell is called Fetus Deletus, just be careful you don't accidentally cast it on yourself or you will cease to exist
>man cums on egg, makes weird life-form = /x/ ecstatic, endless threads result, own YouTube channel
>teen cums in gf, makes baby = PANIC
There should be these magical government clinics (Jew magic, don't question it) called "abortion clinics". They have just the right spell for you, but if you don't want to go there I have another option. Mix glass cleaner (make sure it contains amonia) with some Clorox (the more bleachy the better) in a blender with ice, wiskey, vodka, and gin, in that order. Blend it for TEN MINUTES. This creates a potion that kills any baby. I've done both after a hard night of drinking and stumbling into a wedding reception and they work GREAT.
>>17655038
>>17655118
Try this OP, I hear it works wonders.
>>17655036
the spell is called abortion, you must obtain this from the witch known as planned parenthood
You have to Hadouken her tummy
>>17655118
>leaving out the important incantation
If OP doesn't yell "GRAND UPPER" it'll never work
Jonny, there's only one way. Enter the void. Deconceptionalize. Respond to the force in tonights dream.
o shit waddup!
Oh shit waddup
Oh I don't actually know you, just a mild psychic.
>>17655182
No i believe the incantation is eagle smash
parsley+ vitamin C
>>17655076
http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/822370/21905495/1360656459593/The+Satanic+Bible.pdf?token=DpTuv0WuQ0kxiGfdtWjplr05lGc%3D
>>17655273
It's gonna be hard to find the Compassion Spell, but I have no other choice. Thanks, anon.
>>17655048
kekking atm
>>17655036
I don't know about spells, but there's a magic potion that may help. It's called ru486 or something.
I have one right here OP, I believe it goes something along the lines of FETUS DELETUS
>>17655036
>>17655036
Succubi are supposed to get pregnant. Don't worry, tho, she won't bother you asking help raising the baby demon.
Hey, OP, what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Or there's this magical thing called living with the consequences. As a father of a 2 year old, I know how scary first time fatherhood can be. I was in shock for a while, as I imagine you also are. My advice is to not wish it away, but to love tge changes that are coming your way. I will not lie, the first two years are sleepless, unthankful nights and awkward tenative days. But my boy has hit the golden age and i can not imaginge my life without him now. For every tear you will be repaid with a lifetime of smiles and laughter. Calm yourself and aproach it like a man, not a wizard.
Joking aside, it's a really bad idea to mess with life, creation, and anything to do with death. It will always backfire on you - Even if you do succeed, it will not simply happen.
I would recommend conventional efforts, or better yet, take responsibility and become a father. You do not know what gifts are left untold.
>>17655036
skimask and fake a home invasion while you're "at work" and punch her in the stomach a dozen times before stealing your own TV
use brown coverup makeup around your eyes and mouth and wear gloves.
shout MAGIC BITCH when you deletus her fetus
>>17655258
Its a falcon punch you filthy whore
>>17655036
The simplest spell is called 'Cowboy the fuck up, be a man and accept responsibility for once in your faggot life'.
I mean. You can get an abortion. But you'd pretty much just be a shitty person. Seems to me like you need to put your big boy pants on and be a good father. Or be an asshole and abort. Well. Talk HER into aborting I guess.
Up to you.
>>17655036
What you do at this point, all of it is murder of an innocent. And you would need blood magic. I will pray for your soul.
wave your wand and cast "fetus deleetus"
>>17656663
It's a fetus, dude. As long as the girlfriend wants to abort, abortion is perfectly fine.
>>17655076
Careful with that sort of thing. If she's dead, no baby can happen, so "it worked."
Think of all the twisted angles and be sure to block outcomes you don't want before firing magic of any kind!
>>17656680
I'm actually not fond of abortion. Especially in cases like this where it was simple lack of responsability.
I don't see it as a mortal sin. Just people being offered yet one more way to escape from their own faults.
Like, a child is the #1 thing that turns shitty people into less shitty people. Unless you are a total failure at life or a sociopath, the love you develop for your children makes you want to succeed to provide for them.
People who jump to "GET AN ABORTION" are literally just looking for an easy way out of growing the fuck up.
>but...but...what if they are poor!
>what if the baby suffers more if it lives!
Honestly, I don't see that as an argument. Nutting the fuck up stops most of that.
>>17656680
It's not "just" a fetus.
Time, the 4th dimension only seems lineral, moving from past to future, because our limited ability to experience it, being 3 dimensional creatures.
You are murdering a human. The human you are terminating is the entire thing, the entire timeline of a life.
>>17656704
This. I honestly have to say, they're not that hard to take care of anyways, and a joy to have. regardless of how poor you are there is always someone poorer who did just fine.
>>17655036
Why are you asking delusional questions?
>>17656796
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>17656820
you are what's wrong with this world.
>>17656207
OP, don't listen to this guy he doesn't know what he's talking about xD
Don't listen to them. An a little yarrow root and some pennyroyal will do the trick. Make a tea a d have her drink it until she eventually will miscarriage...its a old gypsy trick taught to prostitutes...trust me. Or just look it up
>>17656704
>I don't see child abuse as a valid argument for abortion
I do. I also see your belief as one that perpetuates misery in an already painful world.
>>17655048
Works
>>17656909
I don't think you know what child abuse it.
This fucking thread is still up? Come on, mods, wake up, it's mid-afternoon.
>>17656704
>Like, a child is the #1 thing that turns shitty people into less shitty people.
Just interjecting to say this is a shit myth and needs to die immediately. You do not automatically become a better person just because you can reproduce. If you are already a shit person, you will continue to be a shit person. If you are irresponsible, you will not automatically learn responsibility. The perpetuation of this myth is one more reason why we have bad parents. No, maybe they're not all violent and abusive, but neglectful, irresponsible, and just plain apathetic. Half-assed parents. The world needs less of them, starting now.
>>17655036
Here, take this magical wand.
>>17656917
Whatever dude.
Have her drink something sweet spiked with myrrh. Miscarriage every time
>>17656753
What about the 48 hour pills? Does it create karma where you must have a child? Lmao
>>17655036
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>>17655036
Say whatever incantation you want and shove her down a flight of stairs
sell the baby
take her to the abortion clinic you fucking teenager
>>17655036
O SHIT WUDDUP
>>17657287
laugh all you want, if it is a fetus beginning to form it is basicly the same as an abortion, but poison instead of operation
>>17655036
Step up and raise the kid. If you were ready to fuck around, you should be ready to accept the consequences. It's part of being an adult.
>>17655143
o shit waddup
>>17656295
No, it's Condor Crunch!
>>17657893
not how it works, the pill basically prevents anything from sticking to the uterus. It's the same phenomenon that happens naturally some times (human fertility is not 100% sometimes shit happens and the embryo doesn't implant, etc)
It is not an abortion unless you're some kind of rightwing cuck
>>17655038
Came here to post this.
>>17656915
Looks like someone doesn't know Genie's story.
>>17656917
>this is a shit myth and needs to die immediately.
Yup.
>>17659022
You bomb a woman's body with a horrific dose of hormones, that may even permanently give them a fucking moustache, in order to make tzhem miscarry. It is an induced miscarriage. Infant death is also natural, that doesn't mean it's the same as killing babies purposefuly. Moraly morning after pill and abortion are indistinguishable.
>>17659659
the pill doesn't make you "miscarry", it just prevents the pregnancy, it basically makes the woman infertile for a limited amount of time. If a woman gets pregnant before taking the pill, taking it won't interrupt the pregnancy, thats why you have to take it as soon as possible. I don't get how it can be so fucking hard to understand
>>17659659
>>17656753
Aren't you also extinguishing a life with a fucking condom anon? If you'd chosen not to put it on, you'd have saved the life of that 1 sperm cell and egg cell which counts as life too.
Your 4D logic has no validity.
o shit whaddup
>>17659777
Sperm and eggs die regularly, and there isn't much you can do to save them. If you didn't use a condom and just abstained from sex, the same amount of sperm would die.
Same with women's eggs.
But when you combine the two, it creates a new lifeform that has only one goal, which is to continue living.
So the whole "Catholics told me one time that sperms and eggs alone matter so YOU have to think they matter to." argument is bullshit.
>>17656915
>Namefag in charge of knowing shit
Dumb bitch
>>17659777
GAMETES are not a new life, they are just a map of how to rebuild yourself. Only when the female and amel gametes unite, starts a new beginning.
>>17659761
It makes the woman infertile by making her expell the fertilised egg. It is a miscarriage.
>>17659795
You sound like a wizard.
And you, and everybody in this thread deserve to be purged.
And you OP just have the damn baby be a dumb parent like 90% of humanity and stop looking for cheap cop outs.
>>17659809
That is horseshit. Losing a fertilized egg isn't a miscarriage. Losing a fetus is.
Either way, it is irrelevant. Hey OP, whether or not your girlfriend carries this pregnancy to term isn't your choice any more. It is her body, so now she has to chose. Man up and deal with the results of sex.
>>17655076
If you're prepared to kill your child using the satanic bible then it's better off dead anon and so are you.
>>17659820
It will not be her choice when he will poison her with a miscarriage tea or blood magic ritual.
>>17655143
o shit waddup
I love this meme so much, I have no idea why.
>>17656278
best solution
>>17655143
o shit waddup!
There are two spells, one is called "Grow a fucking brain, you retard" the second is "Pull out, you stupid fucking moron". Or because you're so fond of easy cop outs, just kill yourself and stop shitposting on /x/, despicable white trash. Literally how can you hit the right fucking holes by being so stupid, is beyond me.
>>17659838
Getting a pregnancy is the expected consequence of unprotected sex, pulling out is not enough of an assurance.
>>17659843
That won't work for him. OP is probably some pants on head retarded mexican santa muetre kid and only uses condom to smuggle cocaine for his mob buddies.
>>17655048
>>17656796
First of all, "anyways" is not an actual word. And if you don't think kids are hard to take care of you either:
A. Have never had one.
B. You have your mom to help you take care of it.
C. Are a total fucking idiot.
>>17659909
i think pictured babby is hers...
and almost everyone have a parent or grandparent to help them it is the natural order of things, not an exceptional case, dumbass
>>17655036 (OP)
>got my girlfriend pregnant. Is there a spell or something I can do ti undo that fact?
Take one of these pills to change your blood type.
Just remember to take it on an empty stomach... errghh, I mean, on an empty conscience.
>>17659923
You're right. Kids are easy to take care of. Fuck me kill me now.
>>17659936
taking care of kids are entirely doable, and most of the responsibility falls on the female anyways
Not easy, but is writing a forum in mysql and java easy?
>>17659809
I'm done, clearly you're too dumb for this shit. Why don't you go back to the divination threads?
>>17655036
There is a spell called 'tunicam adsecula'
>>17659960
How am I dumb? It fucks up the uterine lining, making the woman expell the egg instead of the normal implantation that would occur naturaly in the cycle. How is it different from inducing a miscarriage?
>>17659944
Of course it's doable or the human race wouldn't be here. Try having both parents have full time demanding jobs and then tell me it's easy. Once again "anyways" is not a word. I understand you're young and probably don't have the ability to comprehend this concept. Just wait, kiddo.
>>17659964
by your logic every time a woman has her period she is having a miscarriage
top kek
>>17659964
Really? Wow. Where did you go to high school? Where did you get this info?
>>17655259
Do not get vitamin c with bioflavinoid,
The parsley needs to be in a great quantity,
"Fetus Deletus"
>>17655143
oh shit waddup
>>17655048
I lost
>>17660033
It is what it does, you fucking idiot, educate yourself.
http://www.morningafterpill.org/how-does-it-work.html
>>17660020
As I said before a GAMETE is not a new life. It has nothing new, it only posesses the genetic code of one parent. It is nothing new and alone it will only die. But a fertilised egg already has the unique genetic material of a new human, and begins cell division before implantation. That is the only clear cut line between nothing and thew beginning of a life.
LMAO gametes are also murder is the most retarded argument libdegen comes up with.
>>17655143
