I have a piece of land in the middle of fucktown, nowhere. Really
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I have a piece of land in the middle of fucktown, nowhere. Really secluded spot, only forests and fields for as far as the eye can see.
>decided to build a vacation shack
>small, cozy, packed full with outdoors items, fishing, hunting stuff, etc.
>pay a visit a few weekends ago
>winter and cold and snowy
>right beside the shack there's 2 HUGE holes in the ground
>like 4x4 meters wide, square in shape, some 2-3 meters deep
>at least a few days old as there's snow already in them
>drive back home asap, nobody's doing shit on my land
>call some buddies to go back and search the area, see if we find anything, loggers or whatever
>got back next day
>no holes to be seen anymore
>snow everywhere, like nothing happened
>saw my foot prints from yesterday, proof that I've been here and saw them
>footprints end by the edge of where the first hole would have been, but nothing is there
>earth is not rustled, the holes weren't covered/filled in the span of less than 24 hours since my last visit
>look around, no car tracks, anything
>drink a few beers with my friends and nope the fuck out
Any explanation for it? I kinda plan to go back maybe this weekend or tomorrow, will keep the thread updated with pics if my phone internet allows me.
>>17479336
>Any explanation for it?
the reason there was holes is because you wrote your story to include the holes
>>17479336
>finds holes on his land
>does not take any photos of them despite the current year
this is the only "hole" in your story.
>>17479336
>be me
>see some gay little faggoty shack in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>shittily built, probably by Hellen Keller by the looks of it
>decide that whatever faggot owns hellen keller's shack deserves something to happen to him
>decide to go to the closest sewer and collect the most rotten shit that I could
>collect at least two buckets (4x4 meters wide 2-3 meters deep) worth
>go back and dig holes by the time I'm finished it's son down
>comeback the next day and there're footprints leading only to the hole
>OH SHIT MUST'VE HELLEN KELLER FALLEN IN AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT
>get the shit
>fill the holes
>cover my footprints
>never go back
>mfw I killed Hellen Keller and nobody knows it
Found a new hole. Took a pic of what was inside.
I'm never going back to the shack.
>>17479336
>drink a few beers with my friends and nope the fuck out
That's a complete contradiction.
>>17479422
thats one of the shittiest impersonations of OP i've ever seen on this godforsaken board..
>>17479422
this is a poor post and you should feel poorly for posting it
>>17479336
Wasn't really entertaining... You should learn how to write this kind of post, or just have something true to tell.