As you may know, the thread we have posted was deleted for unknown reasons. We have decided to give out the statuses of your applications early.
APPLICATION 1
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I'm 23/m, have a lot of free time. I have cameras and can and will do videos. I have skype, emails, and a desperation to be involved in something bigger than myself and some trouble with learning.
(ACCEPTED)
APPLICATION 2
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26/m
Stubborn as fuck
Staying here til you tell me what the fuck you're on about
(DECLINED)
APPLICATION 3
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25
Male
With my two legs and fear as fuel
All I do is learning.
(ACCEPTED)
APPLICATION 4
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27
F
Not for long. Smoking since 14
I procrastinate to the pont of failure.
Adult ADD. Not medicated.
(ACCEPTED)
More will be posted in the replies to this thread. We are sorry if we broke one of the rules, we have read the rules multiple times and made sure our post had nothing that broke the rules.
APPLICATION 5
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27
female
Yes
Yes
(DECLINED)
APPLICATION 6
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-23
-F
-I fucking can't. My ankles are bad or something. Sharp pains when I go full speed... Probably should go see a doctor about that. Honestly I'd be best used as bait or a distraction. Just give me a gun, I'll be fine.
-And I'm stubborn in general.
(DECLINED)
APPLICATION 7
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18
f
Not well, my friend, pretty much can't, but hey.
I'm very stubborn and when I want to learn something I won't stop until it's done.
(ACCEPTED)
23m
One must not run until the knowledge they seek has been obtained.
I know not what this is an application for, but in my pursuit for knowledge of the all, I must apply anyways.
>>17491310
We are no longer accepting new applications, thank you.
18
Male
Can run for miles, even longer when I'm scared
I'm stubborn in the fact that I don't let people tell me what can be done and what can't, depends on the individual
>>17491324
Nice RP.
This board is gayer than /lgbt/.
application for what
>>17491336
For playing with your weiner
APPLICATION 8
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26
Male
I can run like a madman
I am incredibly stubborn. I was born hard-headed
(ACCEPTED)
APPLICATION 9
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26
male
my legs
idk
(DECLINED)
APPLICATION 10
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-19
-Male
-Yes I can
Stubborn | having or showing dogged determination not to change one's attitude or position on something, especially in spite of good arguments or reasons to do so.
-No, I completely the opposite.
(DECLINED)
>>17491339
I hereby accept your application, you may play with my weiner with your tongue
You're all going to die out there.
>>17491324
Where those who have applied before have failed, the seeker will remain.
If the need arise, I shall be here.
Good luck friend/s.
>>17491361
APPLICATION 10
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>-8
>-Female
-I'm the fastest out of all of my friends at school
-I stubbornly refuse to do my homeworks until there is like one day left to hand it in xD
(ACCEPTED)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
18
F
I can run well enough
And I'm pretty darn stubborn
>>17491361
>-8
>-Female
>-I'm the fastest out of all of my friends at school
>-I stubbornly refuse to do my homeworks until there is like one day left to hand it in xD
>(ACCEPTED)
Dead XD
>>17491394
We are no longer accepting applications. Tits or GTFO.
What is this shit?
27 Male. I will give you no information as to my stubbornness, show me a fucking warrant and some credentials first.
My legs are cats
I will live stream, etc etc, whatever you want if this shit is interesting. I work from home and have a lot of free time.
I'm also actually two 7 year olds stacked in a trench coat. *POOF* *cheeses it*
>>17491228
Ok you accepted me how do you contact me?
They just rung me on the tin can phone. You got a fax? Typewriter with internet?
wtf is this shit anyway?
Does it have anything to do with a dark creature? A succubus I'm affiliated with just killed one last night, it was running straight at me, and I hadn't even read the thread yet, even less applied.
Kind of weird because nothing like that usually even gets close enough to see me. (It's not like it could have done anything anyway, just saying it must be some really extremely hardheaded thing to even try something under these conditions, it would definitely be killed.)
>>17491503
>Does it have anything to do with a dark creature? A succubus I'm affiliated with just killed one last night, it was running straight at me
/x/ in a nutshell
>>17491503
''this thing that i have absolutely no clue about has to be exclusively about this thing i experienced last night''
Look. Anon. Gotta lower that level of self importance. People experience weird stuff like that every day. Even past this planet, let alone this realm. No this thread has nothing to do with whatever the fuck you're going on about.
>>17491527
I'm a regular here, things often ARE related.
Whatever this cult here is doing there is some nasty stuff coming out from this so it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
Also saw a stick stuck into the ground by the road when I took at walk. Very suspicious imo.
>>17491536
>Also saw a stick stuck into the ground by the road when I took at walk. Very suspicious imo.
>>17491536
>Also saw a stick stuck into the ground by the road
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE
>>17491357
Your all going to die
Please stop
Kapsha. Bananas.
>>17491536
>Also saw a stick stuck into the ground by the road when I took at walk. Very suspicious imo.
I don't want to say that /x/ was ever good , but man, remember when /x/ was good?
>>17491397
Od doe...
>>17491536
>Also saw a stick stuck into the ground by the road when I took at walk. Very suspicious imo.
This reminds me of that secret cicada thread from last week.
A poster was going on about how his sister messaged them on a template similar to this. They met and she came back completely different from before, she would always say goodmorning and goodnight to me but she said it more upbeat this time kind of with this wierd eerie twinkle in
her eye, she also started helping me around the house more.
>>17491228
Interesting all your applicants tend to be helpful and upbeat...smells like a false flag initiation ritual.
26/m
overweight but work hard manual labor inside a freezer vault
taught myself to read before kindergarten
badly abused and tortured, experienced much privation
walked halfway across the nation sleeping in ditches
studying and practicing programming to build assault drones
only way stepfather could threaten me was by taking my books
compose musical score
not religious, philosopher, have studied privately under a master
raised on conspiracy theories and religious extremism
wanted to be a suicide bomber when i was 10
have won
>>17491628
>badly abused and tortured
accepted on the condition that you let us abuse you further
>>17491656
gonna have to be specific about any proposed exchange of services
>>17491656
As the main recruiter I motion for cucks to be declined, it is very auspicious for this "cuck" demographic to assist us.
>>17491579
any archive links to this?
>>17491579
also: did this person solve rheir puzzles or was this some sort of other application way?
>>17491228
24
male
dont know wtf is this post about.
dont know wtf im posting 2 personal info to a random stranger.
prob declined.
>>17491971
Timestamped photo of your butthole and you're accepted. Congratulations friend! :)
>>17491981
>>17491228
What is this all about? Can I join your club?
I am extremely fit and well armed. I also own an assortment of cameras and night vision equipment, and have an ungodly amount of free time from October to may every year.
APPLICATION 11
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23
M
Like the goddamned wind
Indeed I am
(ACCEPTED)
APPLICATION 12
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29
M
I can run
I am stubborn
(DECLINED)
APPLICATION 13
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18
F
I can run pretty fucking fast when necessary
I can be stubborn as hell
(ACCEPTED)
Sorry for the wait. Applications are no longer gonna be accepted.
People who were accepted will have to send an email in your replies to get your invitations.
Whatever the hell this is keep me posted, would love to know when you're accepting applications again.
No idea what this is
>>17491228
App #6 post number 17490058. Present.
>>17493773
Oh dear i meant app #4. But my post number is correct.
>>17491228
I am waiting for your contact
23 m
Run fast? Yeah no problem. Want me to do something stupid, sketchy, or just plain crazy? I'd love to..
>>17493135
>applications no longer accepted.
Uh-huh. Sure thing... I'm just gonna take that with a pound of salt.
>>17491333
trips speak truth
>>17493135
this is the part where the rejects and late applicants demonstrate stubbornness right?
