Wow, you read all the threads and couldn't find any of those things?

>>17320633
True buddy, What you got?

>>17320612
Dont have much, but hey why not.

>About 1 year ago
>Used walk through fields to a village nearby, it had a beautiful manor with amazing gardens
>Decided to have a beer in local pub
>Didn't realize it was already dark
>Wasn't feeling like walking around through public roads, took the same way back
>1/5th of the way through, I heard nauseating screech
>I had earphones in and music to the max volume.
>My hearth jumped as I started walking a bit faster.
>I though what would my grandpa do?
He was a hard bastard, survived 2 concentration camps and trip to Siberian wastes
>Fuck it. Slowed down my pace and started singing pagan songs loudly. Not just any songs, war songs. The ones my ancestors sung when going to battle.
>Still heard screaming behind me, so I sang even louder.
>I think whole village heard me.
>Continued like this for about 2 miles, until I got to my town.
>Because I had 2 pints to drink, I almost pissed my trousers.
>Took a leak in a dark alleyway.
Cont. cuz running out of symbols.

>>17321294
>Going to home was uneventful.
>Just crashed and slept until morning, I was exhausted.
>Googled the next day strange evens near my town
>Apparently we have a monster
>Huge fucking puma like creature, being seen since 90's
Probably scared it away with my singing, cats don't like loud noises. But I don't get why is that thing still alive.
>Also there's legends of witch burnings near the town I was walking to.

>>17322053
is that you mootcuck?

>>17320612
just look through the catalog dummy