God Could Be A Squid And Here Is The Proof
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... and God Created Squid ...
For some years, some biologists have argued that the Biblical Creation story ends too soon: There was a 7th day of creation, during which God thought about his prototypes and finally made the crowning glory of his creation here on Earth: the giant squid...
http://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/Squid.html
... and on the eighth day, God rested ...
Come to think of it, seven days is a bizarre unit of time. Wouldn't eight be much more likely for a Cosmic Engineer?
Reply-to: John Chambers <jc%trillian.mit.edu>.
>Bait?
Try harder.
>Not bait?
Sure, whatever, why do you fags insist upon the whole "noo this theory must be correct because one line of one book hints towards something that sounds like it could be. I'm right, you're wrong!"
Grow the fuck up. Even if somehow, you get some solid leads, what is it going to change? You create a new "religion" or something of the likes? What does that achieve? How does that help humanity progress as a whole? Why do you cunts insist apon dividing man kind? Since the dawn of humans all we've fucking done is argue about religions and the like. Fuck off kid, you could go help the homeless or clean up some garbage or something, but no, instead you make almost identical threads every day. Re-Evaluate your priorities.
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>eight makes more sence than seven
Please explain