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Your ideal EAS broadcast
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/x/, what is your idea for a EAS broadcast.
Here is mine for an example.

>Your watching tv, when the feed cuts off.
>Suddenly, the Emergency Alert System activates, saying that Local Authorties have issued a Civil Danger Warning.
> After the tones....nothing for about 15.5 seconds....then this plays
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILfo0f69zc
>panic ensues.

So what are your ideas?
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i had no idea people were this autistic
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Thats actually a pretty fucking good one OP
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>>17125760
I would rather not have to hear a legitimate eas but if I did:

>watching regularly scheduled programming
>beeeeep
>screen goes grey, beeping continues
>all of a sudden, current president appears in front of completely gray background lookin all serious and shit
>he stands there motionless for a moment
>that moment weighs heavily than most people's entire lives
>he deliberately begins the motion to speak
>all serious and shit
>lets out a single syllable
>can't stop the snicker
>he sort of just like snickers and makes that weird face people make when they're fuckin with you and shit
>kheekkheekkheek
>damn it Obama
>all normal broadcasts come back on but in Spanish
>fuck
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>>17126224
Fucking KEK anon
Such underrated post
>mfw kkehekehehek
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