My coworker picked up a girl from /soc/ and she had this tattoo. He ended up sexing her, but he noticed afterwards that he was covered in blood?
He's really spooked right now and thinks he's cursed.
Did he sex a witch? If so, are there any protection spells he can use to defend himself?
Your friend will now slowly turn into a gay. This is how they get new members
Your friend banged a tie fighter.
No one gets a symbol tattooed on their body without meaning. I've been researching geometric runes from goetian sigil texts, but I am no expert.
It is possible that your friend's soul is now marked. This could mean anything depending on the casters intentions.
menstruation
One word comes to mind: Hagalaz.
>>17839164
>she likes Star Wars
>she was on her days
What a mystery, Mark. Now go kill yourself, retard.
>>17839181
was thinking the same goddamn thing
>>17839164
>covered in blood
Menstruation. It is not like "weird tattoo" = evil witch.
Did you know that? Besides, maybe the best way to know if he need a protection spell is asking, kindly, about her tattoo meaning. Then you will find out.
OP here, you guys are probably right about it being a Thai fighter. He's not convinced, keeps talking about a vertical scar on his abdomen. I think he might be on drugs.
>>17839259
Don't dismissed it automatically, but get better information. What kind of vertical scar? What do you mean at "covered with blood"? And all that.
>>17839264
Nah, OP again, I'm convinced he's a druggie idiot. It's definitely a TIE* fighter
>>17839239
Was I supposed to read that in a Tommy Wiseau voice? Because I did
she is a green lantern fan?
Fuck, now I'm sure if it's a sigil, TIE fighter, or the green lantern. Does anyone know any precautionary spells?
It's a TIE fighter from Star Wars and she was on her period. God, sure smells like summer in here.
fucking cancer
>>17839315
Use something like a protective stone or burn some herbs (google for protection stones).
You don't need a spell, only protect yourself with a stone (and not by her, in your life) or some symbol that you meant for protection.
Who the fuck pics up woman on 4chan, eughhh.
How damaged are those goods? Both parties.
>>17839164
Things That Never Happened: The Thread
I'm alright. I sleep around a bit too much, and spends allot of time in the gym. At worst, I'm autistic.
>>17839178
>>17839415
>>17839339
I will never cease to be amazed by how repulsed 4chan men and women are of each other. It's like an eternal grade school.
>>17839164
>>17839259
clearly she stole his -insert organ here- im not sure that the star wars tattoo is even related. this looks like a general organ stealing hooker scenario
She was a ghost
>>17839164
It's a TIE fighter
>>17839259
>thai
It's an initialism standing for Twin Ion Engine you fucking mongoloid. Fuck off back to plebbit, normie.
>>17839164
it's obvious-
>>17839181
FUCK
>>17839164
its just some lesbian shit. its 2 female ends (think connections) touching. so its just a wanabee rune about scissoring
Hmmm
Ring a bell on his ball sack, then put a sage leaf in his anus and light it on fire for 10 seconds chanting "Gods I beg thee, Set my penis free, so mote it be".
>>17839561
>>17839212
Literally /thread
>>17839805
Is there an xwing too
>>17839741
She... she was a pokemon?
>Star wars fans are spoopy
/x/ sure is retarded now.
it just saying "lol"
>>17839164
Rogue group we've picked up a new group of signals: enemy fighters heading your wa-
>>17839214
>One word comes to mind:
quintessencial fedora
OP's pic is literally the exact same as this one >>17839810. Second pic in the middle row. Just cropped.
>>17839878
in all fairness, how the fuck is op getting a picture of a tie fighter tattoo on some ugly slut his faggot friend fucked?
>>17840074
Maybe he recalled the tattoo and that's what he found online.
>>17839848
I like you.
>>17839164
As if I needed another proof that /soc/ is inhabited by hopeless idiots.
It's period blood and your "friend" (just admit it's you) is a faggot by even entertaining this childish shit for a split-second.
>>17839164
So by blood you mean he almost pissed himself?
>>17839259
That's the scar from his appendix operation. Mine hurts when the weather is about to change. I think it's a cool feature
>>17839181
This. The very first thing to come to mind when seeing that is a TIE fighter. I hope you and your friend aren't some kind of rebel scum.
Aboriginal Australian flag idiots
>>17839164
She was a Ho.
>>17839164
that's a TIE-fighter
>>17839681
>all this asspain over someone who isn't a reddit nerd faggot
Chill out, Autismo
>>17839164
That's a Pokémon
>>17839812
>now
You mean "always."
>>17839181
![14024_Star_Wars_First_Order_Druckbogen_ma[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vmzgMwk.jpg "14024_Star_Wars_First_Order_Druckbogen_ma[1].jpg")
>>17839164
That's a tie fighter. Nobody escapes the First Order. Your friend is doomed.
>>17841195
this desu senpai.
>>17839259
>Thai fighter
>>17839181
I came here to post this.
>>17841209
11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.
12 He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.
13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
14 And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:
15 And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.
16 If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for it.
17 All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death.
18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.
20 And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in his Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life.
21 Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.
>>17839164
Sorry to say this pal, but it looks like your Co-worker is banging an Agent of the Sith and the Empire. Pretty damn good pilot too.
>>17839200
I've got lots of symbols tattooed on me that have no meaning. So do lots of people.
>>17839164
it was probably a lizard, a zombie...
they just are fucking gross in general...
be wary of anonymous sex, apps, websites, etc.
He has aids now, that's the mark of The Cleansing Cult, they send out hiv-positive people to have sex with degenerates, in 5-6 years they're hoping to bring the crime rate down significantly so law enforcement will be enough to keep everyone safe.
Your friend got the succ
>>17840261
that was my point, dicknose
>>17841976
That sounds really, really inefficient.
>>17839259
>Thai
I snorted
>>17839181
I also came here to post this.
>>17839181
As did I
>>17839164
As long as your friend isn't rebel scum he's fine
She a Trekkie
>>17843333
checked
>>17839164
Probably she stole his organs. While they fucked she probably he drug him.
>>17841968
everything has a origin, just because you don't know what you carved on you skin doesn't mean it hasn't a meaning
>>17839181
I hope your coworker isn't Bothan...
>>17839164
>are there any protection spells he can use to defend himself?
Has he tried invoking a condom?
>>17839181
also came to post this, fantastic minimalist tie fighter tat, 4reelz
>>17839164
Forget what everyone else in this thread is saying. It means that the person is a Tie Fighter pilot.
>>17845453
this
>>17839181
came to post this
its obviously a fucking tie fighter and the blood is the blood of rebels
>>17846052
just fucking realized someone already made that joke
>>17839164
she banged a tie fighter pilot named hal jordan
>>17839259
>describing Sagat from Street Fighter and nobody realising
/x/ you really are so far up your own asses you miss the most obvious things.
>>17846285
I don't remember Ryu having a TIE tattoo.
>>17839164
That's a TIE-Fighter tattoo, she's a nerd, he fucked a girl on her period. Fucking gross OP.
