Penis worship
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So yesterday I made a thread suggesting that we bring back penis worship and I was banned.
I cannot over state how offended I am by this. Penis worship is ancient, with a long and solid history in humanity.
Egyptian monoliths? penises. Modern skyscrapers? dicks.
Put aside your tender sensibilities mods and let those with eyes to see resurrect glorious cock worship.
If you only opened your eyes, you would realize everything is penises
>>17753607
What is the mystery behind the ever present cock?
What pleasure does god get from placing penises everywhere?
>>17753635
that's a cows utter by the way which is like a penis but not.
What secrets does the cock hold? Oh mighty pumper of matter through channels. Why does god favor you so?
Where is your church of cock?
>>17753607
This is now a chubby thread
Could it be that God is a giant dick? And derives pleasure from all the things passing through his bile duct?
We have built many great cocks without even knowing it.
>>17753607
You said long and solid huh hah
>>17753649
Even in your picture there is dick
What is the secret of dick?
Could it be god is a giant snake who derives pleasure form defiling holes and barriers he has created to be destroyed?
Does god swim with pleasure when your knife or bullet penetrates your enemies?
Does he enjoy it when you sallow bananas and hot dogs?
I think he must
>>17753607
I've been thinking this for a while, many common items are based off of sex. Everything we put into a hole, like chargers, wires into outlets.
>>17753615
>>17753624
you guys read my mind
I don't see the difference between homosexuality, among men, and penile worship.
I'm a faggot and that's how I roll.
However, it's a cop out to play the game of Let's see penile symbolism in anything. You could take anything and see it in anything. Go suck a cock--with your mouth or your asshole.
Imagine all the veins in your body, all the pipes and wires in the city, pumping their hot load of blood or water or electricity
You, good sir, are made of dicks.
Could it be that Lucifer is god and enjoys the defiling of the sacred feminine with his universal cock? Could it be Lucifer creates boundaries and barriers only to be demolished by the flow of the mighty cock snake?
>>17753664
Let us build a house of dicks dedicated to penetration. Let us build it with wooden dicks being penetrated with smaller metal dicks.
They're trying something new and worshipping vaginas now
>>17753692
Just give me the real thing. I know how to work it really good.
>>17753706
What are vaginas but inverted dicks? Tubes things go into rather than tubes that things come out from?
>>17753718
How funny and predictable that anon doesn't know what a clit is.
>>17753723
sick burn
>>17753607
Vagina worship is much more appealing
>>17753735
Vaginas are simply inverted dicks.
Everything in it's truest form is dicks and snakes and tentacles.
Vaginas are dicks inside women with a large enough opening that you can fit stuff into it, like any sort of pipe.
dicks are vaginas which are on the outside and have a small opening that stuff comes out of.
because dicks force things out they are more powerful than vaginas which take things in.
I worship the mighty cock by practicing sword fighting. Beating my metal schlong against another mans in an effort to penetrate him before he penetrates me.
>>17753637
ORLY?!?!?!!
>>17753750
Isn't it all just Ouroboros then?
I think there are unreasonable associations being made all over this thread. Alot of the way nature and machines work using pipes and wiring work that way simple because it makes physical logical sense in connecting matter in an efficient way, and wiring and pipes are nothing like cocks unless you have some mutant stringy cock.
In deep space stars and planets are spherical or oval shapes nothing like a dick. The thing that makes up most of this planet; the Ocean: is formless and also the home of most of the life that lives on this planet. For the most part, our massive nationwide and international infrastructure for travel like roads are planned and built at right angles in cities.
I think this thread is just a perfect testament to the faggotry that is unavoidably found in the average 4chan user.
>>17753607
>>17753750
>Vaginas are simply inverted dicks.
spotted the deluded tranny
Just because you think things look like dicks doesn't mean they were made to look like dicks
>>17753607
https://archive.org/details/cu31924093743635
https://archive.org/details/RiversOfLifevolume1
>>17753607
Bean is that you?
when i was doing meth i had Days when i would see dicks and sex in everything
I think you're on to something OP
>>17753637
>that's a cows utter
>utter
You're being udderly ridiculous.
>>17753649
You need to learn the difference between chubby and obese.
>>17753750
>Vaginas are simply inverted dicks.
10/10
>>17753750
Everybody starts out as a female in the womb and at a certain stage they become male's. Dicks are protruding vaginas. This is medical fact.
Penis worship in it's self is a direct embodiment of the males ego manifesting itself either subconsciously or consciously.
What is it with fag's and Jews obsession with dicks. All pleasure ultimately derives from the brain, so why not worship the brain.
