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i want to be one.
can anyone help ?
>>17695541
Yes, cut your arms vertically and try to drink it all
lol that easy ?
>>17695553
Well yea! Trust me, I'm a vampire. I even make blood tea.
nice! well before i do that.. how do i make blood tea ?
>>17695541
>becoming a vampire.
Are you that fucking crazy?
>>17695569
Like usual teabag tea, but with used tampons instead
>>17695579
maybe..... hehe
>>17695588
nah i dont think that will end good.
>>17695593
It's gonna be okay
>>17695541
You need to purchase a coffin, inscribe it in the correct runes, and bury yourself 6 feet underground. Then claw your way out of the coffin. You will then be one of the undead.
>>17695604
then ill be just stupid for doing something that stupid. I realy want to know what you guys think on how to become one ?
>>17695611
Drink the blood of innocent people that you have slain and denounce god.
>>17695611
>then ill be just stupid
too late
that sounds like a way....
>>17695641
nice bro thanks for the help.
>>Explain to me your idea of a vampire.
>>17695541
havent you given up yet?
your bf turned out to be a fake so you dumped him and now youre back here, you dont have to do this you know
>>17695700
just wait, is what I mean
>>17695700
lol thats not the case here.. well my reason for wanting to become one is none of that love love stuff i just want to enjoy myself even if it is a curse. I just think it would be fun being one. Lol that sounded stupid but yeah i want to be one as simple as that.
>>17695683
well to be honest. What i think a vampire is.. one that lifes forever.. whats your idea of an vampire?
well.. are none of you guys just a bit curious of how to become one ?
>>17695735
>one that lives forever
This is too broad. So gods are vampires?
Narrow it down. Try to think of as many characteristics as you can, please ^_^
>>17695541
Why tho
You can't become a vampire you edgy faggot
>>17695749
well if you stated it that way.. maybe gods are vampires we dont know... then why do i want to be an vampire if i can be a god ?? .. well what i think vampires are other than one that lifes forever are one of the other races of human what we can get on earth like the werewolf, a demi-god and other exc. well im missing the question.. one that feeds on blood, one that's superior to humans and as stated one that lifes forever.. I would like to hear whats your idea of one to ? and any other that has their own idea of what a vampire really is.
>>17695787
well even you say that.. it only shows how small your mind really is and simple minded you are. there are things out there that we dont even know are out there. so please tell how a faggot i am .
>>17695590
>>17695541
You Emo troll girl.
>>17695807
>it only shows how small your mind really is and simple minded you are.
ha
>there are things out there that we dont even know are out there.
Including you, that doesn't mean vampires are real you autist
>>17695541
Of course, just send money
>>17695807
> This guy doesn't think I'm an undead creature of the night! And says I'm just edgy and retarded!
You're a huge fag
Kill a baby chicken and then drink its blood with lemonade
>>17695541
>be a faggot
>be really pale
>be a shut-in
Easy, right?
Vampires don't exist there's no way I could live forever anyway
>>17695541
Porphyria is usually considered genetic, so you're out of luck.
Besides, why would you want added weaknesses with 0 benifits?
>>17695541
You would have to find one which is almost impossible these days
