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How do I summon a demon that can make me time travel?
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How do I summon a demon that can make me time travel?
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>>17681606
Bump do they even have that power
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>>17681606
You need to master astral travel and voodoo to be able to forcibly time travel.
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>>17681621
How do you Astral travel. I mean I had an out of body experience if that counts.
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>>17681606

If you find out, go back in time and kill yourself before making this post
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>>17681606
I don't fucking know summon Satan and ask him.
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>>17681663
Damn what did I do to piss yall off
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>>17681606
Literally all of them utilize rick and morty esque multi-dimensional shenanagans.

>>17681625

You find a vehicle.
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>>17681606
Summon Putt-Putt, I traveled all over time with this guy. He's definitely a demon because that song pops into my head years later occasionally.
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>>17681908
Hmmmmm
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I'm not sure about actual travel through the fabric of spacetime but you could try for Amon
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>>17682469
Like the Egyptian god?
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>>17681606
Demons don't exist.
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>>17682482
>Demons don't exist.
Keep telling yourself that.
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Shit all in your pants. Then take said shit and paint pentagram on floor. Make sure you place box of Fruity Pebbles in center of pentagram. Demons love Fruity Pebbles. Finally you start air guitaring to Dio. Trust me, it works. I know a friend of a friend who knew this other guy that did it.
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>>17682665
That your friends play with their shit isn't very surprising.
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>>17681606
Only Lucifer can time travel. He's the only angel who can.
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