Post the creepiest real or fake emergency broadcast or end of the world videos.
Anyone have the link to the one where it instructs people to kill their families?
One of my favorites: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
Obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ba4V4Vh568
That was pretty spooky op
/tv/ had a good thread on these a while back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
here senpai
>>17651724
That actually gave me a spook.
Good shit OP
>>17651833
That's the one, thanks
>>17651833
Creepy af desu
Cheers!
>>17651724
Is there a jump scare in this, I can't be bothered man, I'm outside alone in the dark on break at work. Can't be fooling with a jump scare.
>>17651977
No jumpscares, just spoopy text and audio
>>17651833
There's some serious movie potential in this
>>17651965
Also in this vein there's a movie/doc called Threads about a nuclear Attack in a northern English town, to a lesser extent the movie 'How I live now'
Another recent one I saw not to great was called The divide there are a few movies and docs that explore this but be warned its the happiest or most light-hearted of subjects
>>17651724
>don't look at the ceiling
That fucking spooked me good
>>17651986
*its NOT the happiest .
>>17651986
The Day After is another good one
shelter345 makes some good EAS videos. I like how most of them actually have some kind of plot going on, usually with some kind of conspiracy that ties into an ongoing metaplot. I'd love to find more stuff like his, but it's not easy, because I don't really know what to search for. There are a lot of mock EAS videos out there, but there don't seem to be many that place the same emphasis on building up a plot. Looking at the titles doesn't really help, because even shelter345's videos don't have titles that suggest how complex they get. I can see why he does that, because part of the fun of these is feeling like you're watching/listening to a "normal" emergency, and then the surprise as things take a turn for the unexpected.
Anyway, here are shelter345's videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/shelter345/videos
I suggest watching them in chronological order, because some metaplot segments in later videos refer to things that happened in previous videos. If anyone knows of another person who does EAS videos in this plot-heavy style, I'd love to know about them.
>>17652005
Yes thanks anon!
I know there's another one that always gets mentioned with Threads but I always forget it
>>17651724
I still think it's odd that an alert message telling you to remain silent at all times is loud as fuck.
>>17651833
Here's another one from the same guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>17652045
This one is really similar to OP, but I like it better.
>>17652045
That's another really good one, makes me think of some lovecraftian event happening
I hope to experience a serious EAS message in my life time. I don't have cable or anything,I should go buy an antenna
>>17652072
You sure as hell do NOT want to experience one AT ALL. I used to live in Blair, Oklahoma. That shit went off, my family looked outside and I'm pretty sure that I shit myslef. I had to go into our basement and stay there for what seemed like an hour. Our neighbors house, while not destroyed, a couple of windows were broken and their shed was in their field.
>>17652005
I find it hard to believe but apparently even Reagan, American and Cuban military officials were horrified by that.
>>17651833
>Infants and pets: the smallest patriots
>the 51st state is not a place
kek
>>17651724
>da gosts r comin
>k sir
>aaaaargh
Every spoopy emergency call ever.
>>17652086
I get nervous when my city is just testing their warning siren, because there's always a thought in my mind that maybe it's not a test, and I'm missing some very serious warnings because I'm sitting at my computer with no TV or radio to give me the EAS message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srsg0T1-6_Y
>>17652114
I take it the latter means "The 51st state is a state of mind"
>>17651724
>Don't look at the ceiling
What the hell would be on the ceiling? And why would looking at it, or for that matter, an intruder in my home, be a bad thing? I mean, whatever the spooky thing is, it's in the house, so you're fucked anyways.
>>17652253
Aliens desu
>game over man, game over!
>>17651724
This one is good.
>>17652364
Fuck, forgot link. https://youtu.be/4CvjdbQ29qU
>>17652253
If you're trying to avoid dying at the hands of a predator, looking at the ceiling leaves yourself vulnerable to a strike since you're not paying attention to what's around you. I imagine that's the reasoning, anyways. It being on the ceiling and looking up is only dangerous if that, say drives you insane, gets you sprayed or makes it decide to fall right onto you as far as I can understand.
>>17652366
That's the same video you Goober.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TSpb6UEwc
>>17652486
It's like Eversion in level 6 with the distorted music.
>>17652253
It's just spoopy i aint gotta explain shit
>>17652486
musically creepy
>>17652486
I have to be honest: I don't think that's a very effective siren. That sound doesn't really give me the impression that some serious shit is going on.
>>17651724
This is shit, its just pure ear rape
This would be the scariest fucking thing to see on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU
>>17653921
>>17652045
>>17651833
these are grade a spook
>>17653959
GO OUTSIDE NOW
>>17653970
DONT EVEN SAY THAT
The Wyoming Incident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc
>>17653973
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE CAN LOOK TOGETHER
>>17651833
>place muzzle
>(hole of gun)
>upward to roof of mouth
>the 51st state is not a place
20spooby40me
>>17653921
Eh, I don't know. They have a few days' notice, so just about everyone should be able to get out, and probably even take a most of their stuff with them. I'd rather see that on TV than >>17651724 or >>17652045.
>>17653970
I'd know something was up as soon as I read that. A legitimate message wouldn't *tell* you to go outside, it would just say that it's safe if you want to.
>>17651833
This shit gets me every time holy fuck
>>17652045
If anyone's interested, here's a thing I found. It looks like a short story based on this video. Or maybe the video is based on the story. I'm not sure.
http://pastebin.com/B9pSYxdd
>>17655233
Own up to writing that creepypasta, its not even bad
>>17652045
Okay this one scared the shit out of me.
>>17651724
>mfw I watched that without my headphones on and in complete silence
holy shit my first genuine spoop on /x/ ever I think
>>17653959
Dont worry anon, its over. Whatever life you lived before that video is gone now, in this universe its just a video on youtube.
>>17652486
Yeah, that's not really a very good siren. That just sounds like some sort of weird floaty ambulance siren.
>>17652045
Moon man got him 'cause he was a nigger
>>17654089
>Your local law enforcement has been ordered to ensure your compliance.
>>17657915
I wonder how long it would take for California to 'comply'
>>17653976
The Wyoming Incident really doesn't do anything for me, it's just way too overblown to be creepy, the minimalism of the others is what makes them so unsettling.
>>17657981
I think it's cool myself, not the creepiest thing ever but the CGI faces are a nice touch.
>>17651815
link to archived thread?
>>17651724
This one is for the rapture, Im sure.
If I remember right, when the warrior of apocalypse arrive, we have to mark our homes with blood of a lamp at the top of the entrance doors so they avoid us.
Im not jew nor christian, but if this ever happen, I will do it (if I ever get the chance of finding a live lamb, obviouly).
>>17651724
Im sorry what exactly is supposed to be happening that if something if in my fucking house Im not supposed to investigate it?Also...what is on ceiling?
>>17658440
Look it up....
>>17658447
No. I dont care that much
>>17658455
No the thread. Your ceiling...
>>17652464
So does not investigating things you your own safe zone aka house. Basically by not investigating you are trapping yourself..Remember this is your playing field you have the advantage. Also DO NOT ignore your senses DO take advantage of being able to see out of the corners of your eye.
>>17658466
>>17658455
>>17658440
christ, ever hear of suspension of disbelief? Just enjoy a good spook.
Do you do this shit when you watch movies?
>>17658874
idk what your talking about
>>17658884
Woops, that was not meant for >>17658466, it was meant for the other ones
>>17651977
You are the most velvety of vaginas.
>>17658440
It seems pretty clear that whatever's going on is supernatural in some way. Maybe it's one of those things were even looking at it either kills you or drives you insane.
>>17659033
>one of those things were even looking at it
*where
>>17651757
Fuck the young turks
>>17659043
Why?
>>17659033
It's an alien invasion
>>17659052
It's a disgrace they call themselves 'journalists'.
Thanks for posting my #1 fear, add more faggots
So how long until this becomes the new fad and creepypasta shitbabies fucking ruin it?
>>17659172
I hope not. I want to do a series of videos like this of a local station that randomly plays broadcasts from parallel universes late at night. Working hard on writing them out right now, and if these shitty jeff the killer fucknuts fag up the genre then I'm done.
>>17659172
Honestly, it might be worth it if it also means more people do stuff like shelter345. I'm finding that I actually really like these EAS videos as a way of telling a story, but not a lot of people are really doing that.
>>17659196
That sounds interesting. I hope it works out.
>Be me
>Be sleeping
>Have dream of mass panic or some shit
>Wake up
>Realize loud noise woke me up
>Loud noise is air raid sirens going off
>mfw
>after a few minutes they say "This has been a test" over city speakers
>Thanks for the alarm clock fgts
>Sleep til 8pm bcuz I'm a faggot
is it legal to make an ad that plays on tv in this sort of style?
would be pretty spoopy
>>17659196
>local station playing broadcasts from parallel universes
anon post the videos here when you done, that sounds fucking brilliant
Dont worry about the pasta-fags, they are too busy browsing reddit for REAL TRUE HORROR STORIES
>>17652086
I live here in the bay area
Eas or amber alerts are fucking scary
It's either child abduction or flash flood
>>17659196
Here's added bonus: Try not to make everything spooky or horrible, just unnerving. For instance, do an entire news cast that's relatively normal...except everyone is an ever-so-slightly off claymation/cgi abomination. Or everyone's smiling far too wide all the time, and they keep praising 'The One Above All'. The subtler the better - you want someone to casually tune in, and wonder - really wonder - whether what they are seeing is real.
>>17652045
The editing on this is top notch, but the "story" of OPs video is much better.
This is some SCP shit right there
>>17652253
Nobody said that the "intruder" is corporeal.
Most japanese horror movies works exactly under this conditions.
You only get fucked when you look at it.
Also, the will to look at it is just to big. Ciontrolling yourself to not look at it while knowing that someone is there is the spooky part.
And fuck you for make me expalin this.
>>17659102
Wait they actually consider themselves actual journalists? I though they were pretending...like some make believe joke that they are even in on! I MEAN COMEON .
>>17658440
>>17652253
You guys are the reason why horror movies need to be watched alone. You're the kind of faggot that keeps asking stuff and breaking the immersion - or, ffs, even interrupting the storytelling by the campfire to ask bullshit.
The whole message states you not to investigate or go look at what's happening in general, and not to fucking even try to look at an invader that might be inside your house. Then it tells you also not to look at the ceiling.
Is is really that fucking hard to make any logical connection between these simple facts?
>>17659706
Exactly. I have about 5 written already, and all but one aren't really 'scary'. My favorite one is a community calendar of events that is just... off. I'm shooting to get a sort of overarching hidden story of sorts between them before I start shooting and editing. It's probably going to be a while before I can start releasing them honestly.
>>17659901
Where will you publish?
Or you will make videos of them like the ones OP ( is a faggot) posted?
>>17659940
I want them to be videos. I have a local production company interested in my writing (A different project that I've done.) The script they have they love, but I'm having to adapt it into a screen play for them. I'm hoping that I can get them on board for this project as well, just as a fun side thing. That's why I need to have the series completed before I can start, I'm hoping to show it to them to get them interested.
>>17659948
I wish you all the luck anon.
In all honesty, I didnt even knew such a thing existed ( spoof emergency broadcast about supernaturall things) but I love it.
Im not an /x/ desu. Still, this caugh my attention.
I just hope your company dont try to keep a PG (if it becomes a full series) taking the horror and absurdity out of your work just to get more revenue.
Kudos from Brazil, muh nigga :D
>>17659951
They know I'm moody with my work. If they try to change it I will walk and take my work with me.
If the attempt to make them videos falls though, I'll put them up somewhere online, as a series of short stories or something, and I'll let /x/ know.
Ihave always wondered, since I don't have cablle television, how I or others without it would be be warned of some major event. Obviously the news would spread quickly enough but it would be a surprise to hear from word of mouth.
>>17660595
Local tv or radio. The only time I recall non-news cable channels breaking for news events was on 9/11.
>>17660595
Usually most countries have laws that allow them to take over all radio and TV stations to pass some vital information to its citizens, regardless of what is being transmited at the moment, without refund.
>>17651724
Here it is OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>17660595
turn alerts on in your cell phone's settings
(granted you have a cell phone)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2s9cipQrU
>>17659052
Liberal cucks
>>17661398
>my left ear
>>17661586
Right wing horsefucker.
this one's probably the best one I've seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQd9IUKrAI
>>17652486
chicagofag here, can confirm spoopiness.
>>17659901
if you are still around and reading this thread look up That Insidious Beast, it was a web serial on SA back when SA wasn't garbage, seems right up your alley.
>>17664509
I won't sleep tonight.
>>17664509
spooped
>>17664220
Left wing shitsucker.
>>17652045
>can you read this
FUCKIG NOPEE
fun starts at 4:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBLgNfM2sLU
>>17651833
Can someone explain "THE 51st STATE IS NOT A PLACE" for non-American people?
>>17664584
i did some googling and all i could find is something about puerto rico being the 51'th state so maybe they don't have to follow it ? or maybe it was one of the fist to get over run and destroyed ?
>>17664584
In this case, it's an allegory for the place after death, like heave, hell, only politically paraphrased
>>17658387
Maybe some crazy Protestants believe that but as far as I know no major denominations teach that and I don't remember ever reading that in Revelation. You're not just thinking of the passover in Exodus are you?
The EAS at my job came on while I was going through this thread, and I swear I have never been closer to a heart attack
>>17652045
>>17651833
Hey guys, I'm a theater/actor/writer person and have been working on creating a new theater piece inspired by this image I attached.
I literally just got inspired by these vids and developed a concept/proposal for a "locked room" that also includes this image as inspiration. Essentially the concept is a room that the audience (2-3 people) would go into alone that has been abandoned. They are free to roam and interact with everything (books, photo albums, closets, drawers, etc.) to discover what happened (or some other end goal, like finding a way out of the room or finding a specific object).
Here's a google doc I whipped up with the concept laid out more clearly:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzYrzium9DXgNkRTT2Z6eG90R28/view?usp=sharing
Any ideas/suggestions would be appreciated, lemme know if you think this'd be cool
>>17664604
But it was the jews that did this.
Its both on the Bible and the Torah.
>>17664604
Found it.
Its Exodus 12:22.
>>17651724
Not an emergency podcast, but close.
It's probably just a popular legend, but it allegedly caused fairly widespread mass panic when it aired.
https://youtu.be/Xs0K4ApWl4g
>>17652253
During the inmersion you have to imagine yourself in that situation, what if you're covering yourself with a blanket scared as fuck and you know shit is going down so hard that you can't even look at the ceiling. You don't understand whats happening but the fact that you have to rely on other senses and not the eyes to survive (which is not guaranted) is horrifying.
>>17651724
holy shit is that creepy
if I ever saw and heard that on television, I'd honestly shit my pants
Even a legit radio test about a flood, tornado, w/e in my hometown is so fucking scary to hear. Not because of the heavy storming, but the fucking voice warning me and the static sound around it. I just read this thread and I'm shaking, I can't watch these but I want to see/hear how intense they are...
>>17664606
seriously any of you negros
here's a fucking commentable link https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HCgc2ElfwoXVj8B_ZqixIzmmsd4Sks8yT5bD4tgMGh4/edit?usp=sharing
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbbSM3FhSk
>>17664584
there are only 50 states. there is no 51st state. sometimes we make jokes about Puerto Rico or Canada or something being the 51st state.
but being English the word "state" has many meanings, like "state of mind" or "state of existence" or whatever. so if the 51st state is not a place, it's some sort of state like this.
other than that it isn't at all clear what it means, on purpose.
>>17664768
your obviously not from america bro, hawaii is our 51 state that people typically get confused by since its not just straight up connected to us, no one ever evvvvveer makes jokes about Puerto Rico or Canada being apart of us lol
>>17659839
He asked because "don't look at the ceiling" is stupid and stands out in the context of the rest of the video. If there was some kind of threat that the government was trying to warm people about, and that threat was of a nature such that you were not supposed to look at it and it was crawling on the ceiling, then... wrong fucking movie. The EAS wouldn't be used for something like that.
The whole idea behind creepy EAS broadcasts is they are based on the core idea of the EAS, which is that they are used for broad, widespread threats - public emergencies. As soon as the video introduced "don't look at things you see in the corner of your eye" and "don't look at the ceiling", it dropped the ball because suddenly it was acting like some Japanese horror movie.
If you get rid of those two lines from the movie, it becomes a million times better. It sounds like something an EAS would say, as in the case of a foreign invasion or whatnot, but with certain strange commands that force you to ask, "what the hell is going on?" Even when it says "don't investigate intruders in your home", it's sending the message that there is something attacking civilization that is so dangerous, that literally the best thing you can do is hide, even when it's in your own home. Even then, it would have been better if it suggested something like, "if you belief someone has forced entry into your home, then hide, remain silent, do not investigate, and do not leave your home".
"Don't look at the ceiling" is so fucking trite that the idea of it appearing in an EAS broadcast is beyond stupid. Any horror movie or story that involves legitimate "don't look at the ceiling" moments are of a nature such that they do not mix with the sort of civilization-is-being-destroyed horror that this youtube clip represents. It was extremely sloppy to include those two lines.
>>17659196
>implying this isn't generic shitty creepy pasta that you are complaining about other people pushing
>>17664780
you sure told him anon
>>17651833
Just a hoax bro
>>17664560
Person who insults others over the internet
>>17664694
This is a genuinely interesting radio talk back phone call that (I think) happened during a radio talk show discussion of the bermuda triangle. The missing people referred to are those that disappeared. Presumably the triangle is some sort of manifestation of the earth's aura. Apparently all of the equipment at the radio station was playing up during the phone call.
>>17664853
Here is a link to a video that is closer to the original. Unfortunately the host rambles all over the place. Recording begins around 2:55:
https://youtu.be/yMecYtKxXLM?t=170
>>17651724
Fuck I'm home alone I almost got a heart attack when I looked up at my ceiling.
Got these from about 3:30 to 4:30 this morning, woke me up and I couldn't get back to sleep.
>>17664625
>most infamous mass panic in American history
>probably a legend
I don't know where you're from but that actually did happen. One guy even shot a water tower
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_%28radio_drama%29#Public_reaction
>>17661398
>tfw the counties named is exactly where your grandma lives
Extra spoopy
>>17664963
How does these works?
You receive this by SMS or its an app?
>>17665010
it's part of your operating system and you can't turn it off without root access. i'm assuming it also works like emergency calls where it does not need a phone plan to be recieved.
they are sent through cell phone towers and will make every phone in a specific radius flip shit. it will vibrate and make noise as much as it can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHiqVHeSDvo
>>17659052
>old men and women
>none are turkish
>liberal cucks
>this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2j-cfiretE
>>17665024
Cool.
I think we dont have a similar system like this in Hueland.
Well shit, another reason to add on my "why this country is a shithole" together with Zyka virus and Soccer.
>>17651833
Kris Straub? Isn't he friends with Scott Kurtz, and close to the guys behind Penny Arcade? He seriously made this?
>insert trump poll
>>17664669
Dude, seriously, you gave it half an hour on a slow board then tweaked the fuck out because no one responded to your write-up? Chill. If you want people to respond, if they have suggestions or think it's a good idea, they'll say so.
It sounds like the same sort of concept as those escape rooms that are blowing up right now. Plus, you just found the things you liked in the thread and threw it with something else you really like and are trying to make it all cohesive.
Most of these things are scary because, like an anon pointed out above, they don't necessarily go for scary; they go for unnerving.
If you're really trying to do this, stick with one concept and develop it. Make the world complement it, don't shoehorn in other creepypasta stuff.
And don't invite people to your apartment to try it, for christ's sake. That's creepy in and of itself. Rent out a place to do it if you want something legit. Sage for goddammit, anon.
>>17664780
What kind of a retard are you?
Hawaii is the 50th state, you unbelievable moron, and Puerto Rico is frequently referred to as the 51st state. Seriously kill yourself.
>>17665191
This guy is right, Puerto Rico is considered the 51st state
>>17665191
so theres kinda 52 states in a sence then right?
>>17665024
I fucking hate these. Only gotten them twice for Amber alerts, but that tone waking me up in the middle of the night...
>>17665233
No. There are 50 real states. Puerto Rico is not a real state, but it's often referred to as such due to being American territory.
>>17665233
fucking wat
what are you on, dude? who's the 52nd then?
original 50 include continental, alaska, and hawaii. puerto rico is a "51st state" kind of joke for much of the country.
>>17664780
>>17665233
You are obviously underage, and an extremely stupid one at that. Seriously end your life before you breed.
>>17665034
You probably do, anon.
Chilean here – We have it.
I actually hate it because it does makes you nervous in extreme situations and it never shuts up, but of course, it's very useful.
>>17664531
Cool. Thanks for the tip. Its an interesting read, although I prefer horror to be a bit subtler.
>>17652366
seen this one before and i hate it more every time i watch it
(some good spook material though)
>>17665072
Yeah, actually. He also originally wrote the Candle Cove pasta
>>17665186
I live in NYC so it's not that insane of a concept to use an apartment for something like that, I already rent out my studio for use as a rehearsal space weekly. Getting an actual performance space in manhattan that I could transform into a place like that would be a bitch without a lot of resources.
you're 100% right about going for unnerving over scary, but I don't think that including one extra creepy piece of inspiration would be shoehorning. Just trying to flesh out the world around it. The thing about the "escape/locked room" experiences that are popular, especially in NYC, is that they don't really have any story behind them. They're just intricate puzzles with some shallow story thrown on top to give a semblance of motivation. So I'm hoping this could be different by actual being fueled by an actual, legit, unnvering backstory.
also sorry amigo didn't realize how slow /x/ was I don't come here often
>>17665072
yeah, he also writes that goofy chainsawsuit comic. pretty impressive editing tho
>>17664584
It means there is no 51st State on Earth.
Practically it means Heaven.
>>17651833
Amerifag here, I'm fucking SPOOOOOOKED!
>>17651833
Best one I've ever seen.
>>17659196
The idea sounds excellent, but will be hard to pull off. Good luck.
>>17664963
I live in a nice suburban town in Michigan, but pretty near to us is Flint (murder rates are ceremoniously top five in the country).
So I get these all the time and it scares the piss out of me.
>>17664509
I've never come this close to pissing myself from something on the internet before... Jesus Christ who comes up with this stuff?
>>17666713
Thanks for the warning.
Might as well be a PSA, mandatory watching.
Threads.
Beware kitteh harm at 51:45.
Beware the rest of the movie from that point on.
You've been warned, now enjoy and play Fallout again with new eyes.
>>17666728
fuck forgot link sorry
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>>17651833
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17657954
LAPD would just spray them all down with 9mm like they normally do
No biggie
>>17652464
Daw im sorry honey that I burst your precious bubble :(
>>17652486
that siren's in a death grips song lol
>>17667143
>Look mom! I can fart all over the keyboard!
>>17660595
lived in far western north carolina a few years back. the cable system was pretty primitive, and we didn't even subscribe yet. but there was an alert of some sort, local, not even eas level. the local sheriff's office could broadcast from the cable office. they would overload the system someway, and it would broadcast over both cable and air to reach your tv if it was close enough. we got this really overmodulated voice over channel 3 or 4, whatever we had the tv on at the time (to use the vhs). they announced the weather emergency. there was no video, just the snow would fluctuate with the overmodulated voice.
it was creepy.
>>17664669
Why don't you start your own thread instead of crashing this one.... That shot doesn't have anything to do with this thread topic...
I will never understand you morons
>>17664509
fuck you
faggot horseshit
>>17651724
>real or fake
>end of the world videos
the fact that im typing this right now makes me fairly certain that there probably arent very many real end of the world videos
>>17659052
Armenian genocide deniers
>>17667770
kek
>tfw watching these during a severe thunder storm
wew
>>17651724
Mel Gibson - Signs
>>17659196
Same, I had an idea to have a show on Adult Swim (to make the channel not shit) where it's just a generic animated show (like all those fucking Family guy reruns on it) and then it just changes to weird shit halfway through (it doesn't change subtly it just suddenly turns to hell, like the characters are speaking then it turns to something similar to that one scene in Event Horizon)
>>17667834
Well fuck those guys. Prepare for genocide apologists to fill the airwaves when the Azeris invade Armenia.
>>17667448
No its not you fucking retard
I bet you confused death grips with yung lean you faggot
>have a dream that a tornado wrecks my mom's house
>wake up
>go to work
>check the weather
>see WEATHER ALERT in red along top of page
>oh shit
>click and read
>EXTREME FIRE DANGER
What a relief.
>>17666621
Thanks. It will be hard, but I've never done anything because it was easy.
>>17652486
OOOH SHIT THAT'S THE SAMPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
>>17664768
there used to be 52 states you dumb shit wrong world liner
i hate you people
>>17668132
>there used to be 52 states
When?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRoE0u3Xmc
space shit scares me because yeah a nuke will destroy countries, but the humans that live in areas isolated from blast zones will survive. when a supernova goes off or gamma ray bursts, there is no hiding.
>>17668229
It's actually pretty easy to protect people and/or resources from radiation though.
>>17668257
Depends on the intensity tho.
For example, when a black hole sucks up a star, they eject matter from the center of the blackhole at relativistic speeds (about 80% the speed of light) that can cross the entire galaxy.
That burst of plasma is so intense that even if got the milky way tangencially (lets say, the "spray" was aimed at the oort cloud) it would be enough to kill every living thing on Earth.
And the video that anon posted is retarded.
There is no way to predict with such precision that a star will go nova in 24 hours.
And if said star is 5 light years away, the burst would reach us...5 years from now.
Also, why the fuck would the president put a warning like this 5 years before?
The entire society would collpase.
Looting, murder and rape would happen for 5 years until we got wiped out.
Yes, Im that much of a nerd to know all this without resorting on wikipedia. I need to get laid.
>all these videos saying don't look up
>suddenly have the urge to look up
>>17668004
I have nightmares about tornadoes occasionally but they've gotten less frequent since I've gotten older. Usually have it where I move like I'm underwater so I can't get away. Quite a few times they're of me being driven somewhere and looking out the window to see a lot of tornadoes destroying shit.
>>17668229
This made me lol. "Everyone on earth will be killed. This has been the emergency alert system."
Also, if it's 5 lightyears away, earth wouldn't be incinerated instantly, but rather in, y'know, 5 years.
>>17651984
makes me think of the purge
>>17658387
It's the Chastisement, which is a pseudo-belief supposedly outlined by Mary in a vision.
>>17668229
Isn't that something the president would make an actual speech about? The point of the EAS is to tell you something's happening or about to happen and what you can do to protect yourself. It's not really the proper venue for a message that's just "We're all dead. That is all."
>>17659217
I don't think so, pretty sure ever since the War of the Worlds radio broadcast, you ave to make it clear to viewers that it's fake beforehand.
>>17652486
They test those in my city on the first Monday of the month. It's loud and sounds like hell has come to claim everything.
It's 4 speakers rotating that sound like normal sirens up close but depending how far away you are from it the sound gets more warped. I'm in between 2 siren locations and it sounds fucked. Not as weird as this vid but close.
>>17652086
Most of the time there wrong. Well get flash or tornado warnings and nothing won't happen. Some of the scariest weather happened without a single warning.
Amber Alerts are the scariest shit. Whether there frequent or rare there's a concern. Weather alerts are just routine.
>>17652486
same sound, but a creepier video imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>17651724
Bamp
>>17668897
See >>17664615
That was what I was talking about.
>>17652086
Yeahhh this anon is on the money, I was in Far North Queensland in Australia for cyclone Yasi.
That bitch was the most powerful anyone had seen in a long time, and it completely destroyed the reading station, like wiped it off the face off the planet, so we had no idea what we were dealing with.
The local news, the prinicpal, the cops, everyone was just saying to lock everything, tie down everything, tape and board the windows, and to not leave the basement until notified again.
Shit could have gone really bad, luckily it missed us and hit the faglords on top of the mountain, but was still reasonably scary, windows blew out, trees got thrown, the local harbour had surfable waves for day, and peoples boats ended up pretty far inland...
>>17668229
If there was a significant gamma ray burst there wouldnt really be time for an emergency alert system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c9dGt-kYU
this is the scariest broadcast ever.
>>17669983
Babushka is mad that your Vodka offerings wherent enough.
Now she wants your soul while listen to punk rock and creating new ways to destroy the evil capitalists.
>>17652045
THIS is how you do horror. Fantastic work.
>>17651833
>fake film grain
>"spoopy vintage" audio
>text obviously generated on a computer
Yawn.
>>17669983
stop posting this in every thread
>I always liked this video, It's the best
>Wish speaker would not eat mic though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3u4C7-rNh0
>Enjoy
>>17670245
>that part when he pauses and says jesus
>>17670245
What does this mean?
>>17651833
This is actually kind of thought provoking. The USA is so goddamned big and prominent, that you can't help but think of how ugly things will be when it inevitably collapses.
>>17670245
What the fuck does this mean? What are they hiding?
>>17670245
>>17670321
>>17670304
>>17670537
It's from onion kek
>>17652025
holy christ why does he have to hold your hand through every single video?
>>17670724
I'm more bothered by the frequency with which the EAS repeats things like "Do not use your telephone. The telephone lines should be kept open for emergency use only." It might be realistic, but it's also boring. Other than that, I like his videos a lot.
>>17651986
Oh damn I watched Threads a while back, really neat.
>>17659196
So something like Welcome to Night Vale with less humor and more spook?
>>17652072
Late the other night, there was an amber alert here in my state. They cut out the audio on all the cable channels and broadcast that voice they use for EAS's. I'm spooped by that voice they use in the first place, but my imagination was running wild thinking the abductor was going to bust into my house any minute looking for a place to hide. They interrupted every 30 minutes with that same alert and that same voice. Freaked me out big time.
>>17671542
yeah, sort of.
>>17668132
go back to your stupid fucking containment thread
>>17651833
GAY AS FUCK
>>17664660
Gross dood
>>17666640
How's the water
>>17659706
You’re basically describing religious television like the 700 club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEC9YbHxD04
>>17672827
Jeez, what a frickin' nerd.
>>17670160
The grain is not fake.
It was made recording on a VHS and them passing top the computer.
Its on the website of the dude that made that effect.
They used 420p progressive scan on that by the way, so cant get more legit than that I suppose.
Anyone know of the video where Some guy has what appears to be a sentient AI that is apparently a cat or something, broadcasting from a TV in his attic? The video uses the same creepy TTS voices that some of these EAS videos use.
I like the ones that tie in to movies or tv shows.
>>17673489
Know exactly the one you're talking about. Saw it on a YouTube thread. Lemme try and find it.
Not gonna lie. Probably one of the best /x/ threads in a while.
Wee need more meta-videos and stories desu.
SCP and these videos are cool but it must has something beyond these.
There were a couple of tv movies presented in the format of emergency broadcasts.
Special Bulletin is about nuclear terrorism.
Without Warning is about meteor strikes that are revealed to be alien attacks.
Networks aired them only once, partely because they weren't that great and included a fuckload of disclaimers so people knew they were fake.
I remember seeing another one as a kid about a Mars mission but I can't remember our figure out the title.
>>17659217
(I believe) if one station plays emergency tones, it's set up to make all compliant stations play the emergency broadcast. I'm also sure the government wouldn't appreciate people playing a fake government alert that copies the style of real ones.
>>17651724
Protect and Survive is the grooviest apocalypse shit. You cannot deny it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6U9T3R3EQg
>>17673801
>>17659217
Its probably not forbidden ( as in, there is a law saying that said layout or sounds should not be used) but striking panic on the citizens is indeed a crime.
So, the best way to avoid this would be by making a disclamer in fine print like those car ads has it.
This would avoid legal troubles trough technicalities.
Not sure what ppl would want to do with these ads tho. Unless you are into life insurance bussiness and make an ad about the rapture, there is not much you can do with these....
>>17673888
There was an ad campaign for a disaster movie about tornados that used eas tones but I think it was an online trailer and not broadcast or on tv.
>>17667866
I was watching that on one of the Encore channels while checking out this thread. What if there is no such thing as a coincident?
>>17674209
I hope you live you a river or lake them.
>>17651986
Don't forget When the Wind Blows
>>17652253
Clearly, the thing can't be acknowledged. They pretty much just tell you to act as if nothing was happening at all-times, even if something IS happening. It will probably make you disappear if you notice them, I guess?
Anyway, thats exactly the part that creeped me out the most. Its very unexpected and would make me so fucking paranoid. I would probably just hide under a blanket with my little sister and tell her to sleep until we hear a new signal
>>17674272
Hiding would probably antagonize it as acknowledgement. Just keep watching TV.
>>17674272
>>17674279
I think that was to say that making eye contact with the entity would make it go mad on you.
Anyone that played that Silent Hill short game that was cancelled will probably remember a part where you read a leeter ( or some other shit, I cant remember) and a voice says "look behind you".
When you look you see the ghost behind you and gets killed.
The thing there is not to look. Which its make even more difficult because you know there is something evil right behind you, but you should not look at it.
The principle here is the same.
>>17652206
could be. or it's the afterlife, as in, there is a special place in heaven for americans who died doing their patriotic duty or something. just a guess.
>>17670372
The large scale of the country and its endless tracts of wilderness will benefit those who are prepared. With the overpop of deer and wild pigs, there is more than enough wild animal to sustain many millions of people.
With the right gear and training, it's entirely possible to completely disappear into the wilderness and live indefinitely off the land, in many parts of the country.
It's my opinion that those people who do escape the cities this way will eventually naturally come together and form small groups.
Being a non gun owner with no backup plan and no extra food/water/batteries/fire equipment living in a large urban area is a death sentence.
Pretty famous one, but I always thought this was pretty creepy
https://youtu.be/ee3bld4lTG0
>>17674455
Too realistic to be just a prank call.
The guy was probably schizo.
>>17658387
I thought that was what the jews did during the pestilences to avoid the death of their first born son?
I am in Oklahoma, and I have been watching these on my phone with headphones on. I take my headphones out, but still hear the EAS sound... fucking Tornado warning.
>>17674695
Its about this >>17664615
