What is it?
How long has it been there?
Is it alien made?
>>17617694
When will people get newer pictures of "it"?
junk
If it was an actual UFO you think you would have the image on your computer?
>>17617698
>>17617702
Gaming mouse in space
>>17617694
Signal bursts translated to constellation how it would've appeared approximately 13,000 years ago.
>>17617694
its batman
Last one.
>>17617694
its not alien made. its a time travelers space ship
yes you need a space ship to travel in time. the earth rotates and orbits a star and the solar system moves through the galaxy and the galaxy moves through the universe
you dont hop into a car and drive to the future / past. doesnt work that way unless you like ending up inside a planet or star or being frozen in the vacuum of space because the car isnt air tight
lets just use magnets on it. Fuckin magnets are good for anything. Including grabbing an Ayy lmao ship
>>17617694
could be space junk
>>17617694
Is that a cowboy boot?
>>17617694
It's literally nothing.
>>17617694
laymans term its tinfoil AKA insulation
>>17617904
so its shaped like a lizard skull
fangs towards the front
has been here for 10k years about as long as the mosquito people
orbits north to south, planet spins east to west so thats everything
fuck/ fuck/ fuck.
It's all that's left of a teapot.
>>17618029
It's short and stout.
>>17617694
it's the boot I catapulted into orbit
it can't be space junk, since the first Russian observations of the object date back to 1947.
Then, according to the Time Magazine from March 7th 1960, it was spotted by the Department of Defense, as it was following the Soviet satellite Sputnik. According to Duncan Lunan's calculations, it was also capturing the radio signals sent from Earth in the 20s and 30s and forwarding it to the Epsilon Bootis solar system. The Black Knight is thought to be a Bracewell Probe.
what's also worth noting is that according to the Russian astronomers, the Black Knight used to be a single object before 1955, when it suddenly split into approximately 12 parts, that continue to orbit Earth to this day.
>>17617702
>>17617852
>>17617904
Looks like a cocoon.
>>17618192
Finally a good theory.
All I ever read is satellite of space blanket.
Pepsi advert
They even debunked it, its nnothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmSKT-9u_A
>>17617694
Looks like a high floating weather balloon to me. It's a dark color due to atmospheric swamp gas shading the light reflection off ice/salt deposits
#ThingsNASAsays
>>17618029
British space program.
>>17617694
A remnant of our previous civilization's space program
>>17618375
That was autistic as fuck
>>17618435
jealous? your little space probe got proven to be nothing but an advert for pepsi
>>17617971
There is a snake on my boot.
>>17617694
Could it just be debris? There's a ton of debris in orbit around the earth.
>>17617694
>OMG! There's an object called the black knight floating in orbit that's thousands of years old!!
Who the fuck comes up with this shit, and why do people buy into it?
No wonder religion has been fucking man-kind for thousands of years.
>>17618375
>Black Knight Decoded
>Protagonist is black
>>17617694
Its a beacon alien satellite
Its how aliems get into our solar system is by using these as waypoints
they orbit the worlds and send signals which allow warp capable aliem crafts to jump around
>>17618436
More like space garbage
It is autistic cause it was about world peace
>>17617694
looks like a glove
14,567 years
Made by aliens yes
A beacon for alien crafts
It's VALIS.
The Roman Empire never ended.
What if...?
>>17618597
>>17618018
The mosquito man
>>17618375
that made me cringe
>>17618601
whats this?
>>17618680
>whats this?
>Millennial never seen a book before joke
The earth is flat.
>>17618753
here we go again. .
The earth is fat.
>>17618753
Inb4 newfriends get mad
>>17619571
flat earth threads don't last though
>>17617941
>Fuckin magnets
>Fuckin magnets
>Fuckin magnets
How do they work?
Just a few things I should clarify.
There are a shittons of space debris orbiting our planet.
Nowadays most pictures can be entirely fabricated digitally, especially by big corporation such as nasa (remember when they edited their pictures of mars to make it red just so that it'd fit with people's view of it ?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dslljx-CA0o
I think its dubs OP
>>17618110
>according to the Russian astronomers
[citation needed]
>>17618110
> it was also capturing the radio signals sent from Earth in the 20s and 30s and forwarding it to the Epsilon Bootis solar system
[citation needed]
>>17617694
It's a bunch of stories cobbled together with some half truths.
The only stories that can be confirmed as real are stretched to fit this black knight narrative.
>Guys it's 10,000 years old!!!
>But we have never even got close to it and have literally no way of knowing this lol
It's probably just Kal-El being sent to us but his ship didn't make it or something
>>17619556
TRIGGERED
>>17620846
>>17620850
>GUYS ITS JUST A COMMERCIAL FOR PEPSI™
>>17618120
it was 7 parts actually, and they form a pattern
we tried to shoot one down in 1988 but it shot back (or deflected or something)
>>17618598
>>17620939
Where the fuck are you getting this shit from?
>>17620908
I've been reading about the black knight satellite for a little over a decade "before" that commercial was even thought up.
I keep hearing people saying it's supposed to be 10 000 years, but how is it possible to know that when people can't even get a good pic of it?
What's it based on?
>>17618455
I'm thinking yes, but wouldn't it have fallen to earth and burned up by now, then?
>>17617701
You know, a "UFO" is just unidentified, so technically it is a UFO, even if it's just junk
>>17621192
Technically I think you know what he meant.
>>17621192
>I'm thinking yes, but wouldn't it have fallen to earth and burned up by now, then?
So you have evidence that it's still up there then?
>>17621192
It probably has fallen to earth.
All the photos of it are just random space junk that people stick the name on to and then add a bunch of random unrelated and mostly bullshit stories to make it seem legit.
>Tesla picked up some radio waves
>GUYS IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ALIEN SATELLITE AND THAT SATELLITE MUST BE 10,000 YEAR OLD!!!
There is no proof for any satellite and people just take any story they can make fit and add it to the legend of the black knight satellite. Gullible people eat that shit up and repost it without checking the facts.
Video about the history of it
My guess is that all these sightings are not the same object
I guess it could also be just an asteroid caught in orbit, despite one guy around 4:00 says he was sure it wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzIiLp1TqYQ
>>17621290
No more evidence than anything else you find on the interwebs, but this vid
>>17621482
>Video about the history of it
More like "Video about a bunch of stories I read online and collected and made into one story about one object"
This black knight satellite stuff is ridiculous, and I can't believe people actually fall for it.
Thought it was just a sheet or something
>>17617697
/thread
This is going to sound pretty edgy guys, but I think it's a huge fucking rock. Like an asteroid that bounced off the moon and got caught in our planets orbit before falling through the atmosphere or something.
>>17621650
Edgy? It's the only non-autistic answer I've seen on /x/. As an amateur astronomer and engineering major, these threads bug the fuck out of me. Thinking rationally is never edgy.
>>17622301
>It's the only non-autistic answer I've seen on /x/.
Yeah because this >>17620850 isn't a non-autistic and rational answer.
>>17617904
It looks like one of the extinct relatives of the nautilus minus tentacles.
Perhaps it's an astronautilus.
>>17617694
/x is so fuckin retarded!
Is obviously the EVAO1 stranded in the space!
>imply Azuka is training
>>17617694
it's an escape pod from an alien planet. guys, there is an alien among us that we don't know about.
>>17618423
Programme
>>17623010
Wouldn't it have to hit earth for this "alien" to walk among us.. no?
>>17618471
You actually believe that? Proof please
>>17617694
This picture is probably just the thermal blanket that was lost during an EVA on the ISS. However, before sputnik was put into space (first OFFICIAL man-made satellite), at least two objects were confirmed to be in orbit around earth, aside from the moon obviously. You would have to dig a bit to find it, but it was published in a few papers around the time of sputnik's launch, you may be able to turn something up with a Google search.
There is a good chance in my mind that the object known as Black Knight exists, there is a lot of space for it to hide up there too, I won't try to guess at the age of it, but here are a few unconventional ideas I had about it. Could be a remnant of a previous civilization here on earth, we are finding out more and more as time goes on that humanity, or at least some intelligent people may have been here, and were far more knowledgeable about the nature of the universe than we would imagine.... Pyramids, Antikythera device, Baghdad batteries, artificial lighting, the list goes on. Also I see a possibility that intelligent life may have once resided on Mars given recent discoveries, there has also been evidence suggestive of nuclear warfare having occurred on the red planet, a civilization that figured out fission could probably put a satellite around its nearest celestial neighbor.
>BLAcK kNIghT
>BLAKNIT
>BLANKIT
Its a space blanket
>>17618604
>>17618110
stop spreading fake internet BS
>>17617694
Defunct sat. From forgotten human civilization
>>17624294
What are you even trying to say? You start of normal and suddenly your whole post is a clusterfuck.
Just because someone made a Antikythera device, doesn't mean they can send a fucking satellite in orbit. How did you reach that conclusion? Also, Baghdad batteries? Wasn't that just a container for stuff? Not a damn battery. And yet again, how does that >technology allow some >older civilization to get a satellite in orbit? It doesn't make any sense at all.
And don't just say "the list goes on" it actually doesn't.
There is NO evidence to prove some intelligent civilization lived here before us, at least not one who can fire of rockets in space with satellites attached. If there was, we would've known so by radiation which shouldn't be there. And we never discovered any of this.
There MIGHT have been intelligent live in mars though, but we won't find out until many years in the future when we are actually able to research mars. Until then we can just speculate
>>17617904
>posting artist renderings as fact
>>17618375
>aliens see humans with peace signs
>"That's enough improvement" they say
>human race exterminated
>>17624997
[citation needed]
>>17617934
How do you manage to get so many dicks in your mouth at once? Is this what RP'ing makes of you?
>>17617694
it's cooper
>>17625064
Actually the baghdad batteries were used to create electricity but not as batteries but to galvanize metals. You put in some copper and some gold, leave it for a week and tadamm you got a bar that is evenly plated with gold and can be sold off for much more than it is worth
>>17618375
http://pastebin.com/06FEw0gZ
>Obviously, this video has nothing to do with their brand. At no point in the footage is Pepsi or any kind of soda mentioned. The only thing it offers is a "positive" message about world peace or some shit. It shows a negro father and his daughter, as well as a white (see: racemixed) female that is implied to be the father's girlfriend, who together follow the traces of an unknown object orbiting Earth called the Black Knight (an actual mysterious object - probably space trash - orbiting Earth, google it). In the video, one who is a little fringy can spot various symbolic elements, like pentagons/hexagons that are reminding us of the hexagon on the face of Saturn and the Black Cube found in Jewish and Islamic religions. In the end, the film shows us how the world unites as one because the alien entity of the Black Knight tells us to.
Even more pro-multiculturalism, alien-pushing propaganda shit.
>>17617694
Its name is Valis.
>>17625064
The list does go on you closed minded dumbshit, ancient astronaut theory is relatively huge at this point and only gaining traction as artifacts that had been hidden away for ages are seeing the light in public eye. Pic related, pull your head out of your ass and do some research.
>>17617694
Looks like a boot, some shrapnel, or a silhouette of an astronaut tbqh.
Meh, we need higher resolution images.
Does anyone have a telescope? they're only a few hundred dollars.
>>17624206
He jumped down to Earth. He didn't die because he did a sick backflip before he hit the ground.
>>17626231
There is no evidence that the Baghdad 'battery' was ever used in that capacity. Also, anyone who worked with gold bars would INSTANTLY recognize the bar was plated by the weight differential.
The guy who thought it was a battery saw some silver 'plated' artwork from the region and thought it must've been electroplated. If electroplating was developed at the time, it would've been a big breakthrough and would've been written about as numerous artisans took it up. There's documentation about 'fire gilding' which is how the artwork was silver plated, but nothing about electroplating.
Before someone tries the 'missing documents' approach, we have Roman writings telling us of Hero's steam turbine, which he built only one of and showed it to an emperor once. If that was enough to get his name in the books, then an Arab who figured out how to electroplate things would've been quite famous.
>>17626356
ancient astronaut theory is bullshit started by that Von Daniken huckster, all supposed sculptures/models/whatever are misidentifications caused by modern peons (you) being ignorant of ancient art and sculpture.
>>17626292
>Being this tirggered because people of colour are depicted in media
These videos make me crazy. In space, if you see an object that isn't whizzing past you at bullet speed, it means that object is in pretty much the same orbit that you are. What's more likely, That you launched into exactly the same orbital velocity and inclination as an alien space probe? ..Or a piece of Mylar insulation ripped loose and is slowly floating away?
>>17627943
>There's no evidence it was for electroplating and that would have been a HUGE thing that they would write about
>Herp no one thought to write about a fucking battery that could produce electricity but it's still totally a battery
Great logic there you fucking sheep.
>>17617934
Only if your time machine is fucking retarded. Time and Space are linked. So if your machine was worth it's salt it'll be able to take you back or forward and calculate where your destination was at that point in time.
You fucking reject.
Do you fags really think aliens would show themselves?
That is retarded af.
>>17626356
Your the one who needs to pull your head of your ass though, not him.
>>17628140
And this too.
What the fuck makes people think they don't have any cloaking abilities? That shit is even easier to invent than FTL technology. You really think they'd just put a satellite in orbit without anyone noticing? ALSO, if it was an actual satellite, the Russians or Americans would have take it down YEARS ago.
>>17626356
the picture you posted isn't even the original, it is a replica with a 'head' added on, and the original has yet to be substantiated in any way except for the pictures and testimony
>>17627943
ITT -> someone who does not know how the world works.
Selling electroplated "gold" artwork to unsuspecting vict.... erhhh... customers would be cute even back when. And not exactly the thing to write about.
>>17618680
Go read a Philip K. Dick book, nigger
>>17618375
How can it be "dated" to 13,000 years? How does anyone know it's that old?
>>17627996
He said it wasn't a battery, you illiterate chimpanzee.
>>17626039
lol
>>17617702
>>17617852
>>17617904
This is from some gay pepsi ad or something.
>>17617694
Space faeces.
Since Monday morning.
It's bitch made.
>>17625193
your mom told him
>>17629194
Ive seen twelve soda commercials! TWELVE!
>>17618110
>>17620846
From the wiki on the black knight satellite:
>In 1973, Scottish author Duncan Lunan analyzed the long delayed radio echoes received by Hals and others and speculated that they could possibly originate from a 13,000 year old alien probe located in an orbit around the earth's moon. He suggested that the probe may have originated from a planet located in the solar system of star Epsilon Boötis.
Oh wow cool some proof.... oh wait that is followed directly by:
>Lunan later retracted his conclusions, admitting he'd made "outright errors" and characterizing his methods as "unscientific".
Bullshit as usual
>>17618120
>>17620939
>>17620949
They pull this information out of their ass, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ikgP-wr9I
>>17630022
Nice pic anon.
>>17628253
The signals (once translated) show a constellation, however the last time it was in the stated position would've been about 13,000 years ago.
>>17629576
THIRTEEN!
>>17630022
Yet another crazy American with no job.
About as bad as fucking niggers.
>>17630022
That ass looks so inviting.
>>17618029
Ha! Who the hell's laughing now, Russel!?
>>17629796
Even if he never retracted his statement that would still be laughably bad "proof"
Like how the hell does he get from "radio echoes" to "must be a 13,000 year old alien probe that I just happen to know the origin for!"
>>17630370
[citation needed]
>>17617738
Wat
space debris
>>17628228
do you retarded niggers seriously think nobody had worked out the weight of pure gold at that time?
do you think all these ancient people who were smart enough to make BABBERYS were also simultaneously stupid enough to not be able to figure out which trinkets were solid and which were plated?
>>17617904
That's a white whale.
>>17618789
not him but he's right and as a result
- there is no gravity
- there is no satellite shit
- that thread is dumb
according to the television you are right though.
>>17633509
Your pic basically answers all x/ questions.
>>17617968
COULD BE A CRACK HEAD
>>17633685
this is a CGI not meant to give an accurate picture whatsoever though the shape of the continents is consistent with the UN logo
>>17626756
Obviously, how could i be so blind and ignorant.
>>17627959
>being this blind and having no reading comprehension
>>17617694
It's the BETA's first wave
We need the TSFs now
>>17617694
WERNER VON BRRAUN SHOT UP MANY ROCKETS AND A FEW WERE SUPER HIGH ALTITUDE, MAYBE THIS WAS A BIT OF ONE FROM WW2
>>17617694
Thats clearly a stray boot in space. The space cowboys have visited.
>>17618471
they're called mass relays, obviously.
it´s a satellite made by the evil greeks to control the mind of susceptible poeple, basically it makes poeple paranoid and believe in stupid shit like flat earth and stuff
>>17627943
>ASSUMING
>>17631285
Not saying I believe in what they're saying, but couldn't people back then use it scam people? I mean there are people unaware now of the weight of gold?
>>17633509
why put the galaxy there if it's not real
it spreads the despair code
>>17618598
Altman be Praised
>>17618598
> All hail the marker
>>17633509
>Antarctica is 25000 miles long.
Gee that's not easy to disprove.
>>17620941
mah nigga
>>17617694
It's just a rock left by the last time Nibiru passed near the Earth.
>>17637468
Antarctica doesn't even exist.
>>17634984
there is not a glass sky at 100km
are people this retarded
>>17620834
neat
>>17637621
Neither do our eyes so how can we see?
