Hey /x, I know this is a stupid question, but how can I summon a female demon to have sex with me? I've been reading around about this topic and am eager to try it once or twice. I don't really know anything about the topic, so what is some good things to know and how can experience this?
>>17491311
i dont think a female demon would enjoy having sex with some pathetic loser who can't even satisfy human women
you can always give yourself up to a succubus
I dont think you like what happens afterward though
>>17491315
thanks
any serious people here, though?
>>17491316
ayy i was just interested in the experience, i'm not that pathetic to do this over a real girl. just curious
>>17491325
What happens after?
>>17491326
>hey how can I summon a demon to have sex with me cause I can't get laid in real life
>serious replies only!!! >:(
>>17491311
kek
I don't usually leave /pol but right now i'm glad i did.
>>17491338
she kills you and sends your faggot soul to hell so satan can rape you for eternity
>>17491364
Pol attention whore, nice.
HELO /X/ HOW DO I SUCCUBIS PLS HELP
> look for a prostitute
> pay her
> fuck her
> be happy you didnt fuck a demon cuz you arent the father of new hitler :D
>>17491526
>Hitler did nothing wrodg desu
>>17491526
>>17491555
What? Hitler really did do nothing wrong...
>>17491311
I highly doubt succubi take kindly to being summoned by horny neckbeards. She would probably torment you until you went insane.
Watch this movie, it's explains all:
>>17491311
Just follow these directions OP
>>17491555
Hitler practiced ill fel arts of a demonic occult he has done more than wrong he has served a kali.
I suggest you seperate yourself from such things friend to let better energies in to your life.
Namaste ~
I think this happened to me once. It might just have been an epic dream tho.. Unfortunately I can't tell you how it worked if it was real.
Maybe try praying to them? Or lay naked inside a pentagram with candles..
Also, there's bound to be a regular satanic gathering close to you. Someone there will give you better answers. Maybe post your zip code and someone here might help you find one near you.
>You summon the succubus
>She takes one look at your dick and leaves
>You can hear her laughing all the way back to Hell
>Satan invades your dreams and calls you a bitch
>>17491316
>i dont think a female demon would enjoy having sex with some pathetic loser who can't even satisfy human women
>>17491311
It's not something worth doing, to be completely honest.
Demons are demons for a reason. They exist to pervert that which is good or pleasant.
A female demon may be the hottest thing you can imagine, but that's the entire point. Getting your dick sucked by one may seem like a great idea, but they will own and control you and you will be basically nothing.
Get fit and go out.
>>17491955
Or you could go there where people are drunk. Someone might accidentally fuck you.
>>17491311
You have to be one pathetic no pussy getting dweeb to want to inflict this kind of suffering on yourself. Have you heard of masturbation?
>>17491311
Demon pussy really isn't all that great.
I GET MUH CUM.
>>17493778
>>17493838
it's pretty cash.
It's a different feel.
I've become to custom to it that it's just about the only method of sexual pleasure that gets me off.
>>17491326
>wanna have sex with a demon
>any serious people here, though?
>>17491315
you make this one yourself, or just the edit?
fucking nice
>>17491463
honestly I can't tell the difference
>>17491457
Yep, and in hell you never get used to the rape. So you can't make yourself start to enjoy it, ever.
>>17491316
>>17491577
>>17491653
if you want to summon demons write poems for them, the oldest way of magic is writing poems to invoke spirits and souls, try your best and be sure to make it secret, this is the best way i know, other ways are just to use some magic books to do that, you need to get some if you want, anyway, cya 666
>>17491311
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc
Enjoy fags
>>17491457
I had a dream like that minus the succubus. + Half a dozen more demons lined up.
>>17491316
>>17491577
>>17491653
>>17494494
Does God love neckbeards enough to send an angel to have sex with them?
This again. What is the tenth tread like on demon fucking?
>>17491311
All "succubus summoning" you find on internet are gay. I've summoned one just by thinking "I want a succubus" a few seconds and saying "come" about ten times. Nothing more nothing less, I made that 2 months ago and since then I can have sex with Margarita (her name) anytime I want.
>I recommend not to do this or if you do to be with God
>>17495500
>>17495502
There's probably a celestial version of a succubus somewhere with the sort of hippie approach to sex. Viewing sex as sharing free love or whatever.
But instead of depriving their sexual partner of energy they reinvigorate them with energy. Using their affection to bring out the better nature in people. People who want to be loved. Taking a needful soul and lifting their spirits instead of draining them. Breathing health into them and recharging their spirit.
If anything people should be summoning those beings instead of something that drains you and makes you feel worse.
>>17491457
Satan is gay?
If you have the money, just buy one.
https://estrellamagick.com/products/powerful-sexy-lustful-succubus-nymph-hybrid-3-free-sex-spells-haunted-ring
He just fucks anything that screams.
dont try it op these demons makes you hooker a lot
>>17495554
Satan.
>>17491591
Oh fuck, you're still around.
Hard to imagine that all of that Anton shit happened three years ago, isn't it?
Have you gotten a new Succubus Trap? Has Anton posted recently? I can remember him posting a year ago, but I haven't seen him since.
>>17491555
> wrodg
>>17491311
Be rich.
>>17495500
No. Obviously.
>>17491311
how does one fuck a non physical being? are we talking about non physical sex?
>>17494483
It's Hell, so I'm sure that you're being raped a a razor sharp dido, or something. It wouldn't be just normal rape, dingle-berry.
>>17495500
Neckbeards are Atheists. What do you think?
>>17491481
Topkek!
Placebo
>>17495537
So someone like me that apparently does a lot of dumb things (fapping to ebola chan for example and saying she can take my power) this sounds like the mother of all bad ideas.
thanks for the warning. I think I will just fap and leave well enough alone.
>>17495537
>I recommend not to do this or if you do to be with God
Why wouldn't you recommend doing this?
If you are with God then you wouldn't be looking for a demon to have sex with right?
You realize you need to have a mirror in the room to make a sigil so she can have a point of gate way.
Then get a Ouija board and play sky clad.
Ask for a sex Spirit and then jerk off until possessed..
This works just so you know
>>17497798
yeah that sounds like a good idea...I'm sure nothing bad could come from that.
>>17491311
One night I was laying in bed and I felt someone straddle me and pinch my arm as I was starting to question what was happening
>>17497820
Probably just your whore mother.
>>17497798
I tried that and posted pictures of it on /x/. I don't know if it was you or some other tripfags encouraging me, but sadly it didn't work. I just ended up cumming on a ouija board.
To be fair I was trying to rape a ghost though, not have consensual sex with a demon.
>>17497846
hope you clicked on goodbye to close the doorway.
Otherwise anything and everything will be coming in.
>>17494483
That seems like an oddly specific rule...
Why don't you just find a girl in that is into /x/ things to be your succubus?
>>17491311
Mods should start banning people who ask for this kind of thing
>>17498010
Why, anon? I'm finding this to be amusing.
>>17498010
I don't mind these threads when they have good semen demon pics.
>>17497845
Or yours...
>>17497994
That would be way too logical.
>>17498065
That would be funny, had my mother not died 10 years ago.
>>17498110
Then it must be yours. She died and somehow became a succubus.
>>17495539
>But instead of depriving their sexual partner of energy they reinvigorate them with energy. Using their affection to bring out the better nature in people. People who want to be loved. Taking a needful soul and lifting their spirits instead of draining them. Breathing health into them and recharging their spirit.
You're putting too much into this. Sex itself isn't much to a succubus, they just want to get pregnant. All that "energy this" or "energy that" is humans making things complicated because they can't understand how simple it is.
Succubus are not incarnated so they can't marry someone, it's "until death do us part" for humans but they don't have human bodies so from our perspective they're basically already dead.
Succubus are not promiscuous, if they were humans they would act like some christian evangelical fundamentalist, you most likely wouldn't like it at all.
>>17498153
ok. I'll bite.
How does a being of pure energy get pregnant from some neckbeard?
>>17498026
I am sort of freaking out about the mouth and fingers. That is scary not alluring.
>>17498165
Succubus are not "energy" more than humans are "energy". They have bodies over there, we just can't sense them from here. The human body was created by a collective effort of all beings in the universe, so it has all the parts needed by all dimensions. That means human experiences as passed down in their genes (and in sperms) are compatible with all dimensions.
This is what they really want, if someone has bad genes and has no achievements they will not be interested. You need to either have a good family line or have done something really breaking in your life to be of interest.
For example if you're from a family of some great artist or general who played a role in history you have that in your genes still. But if your family did nothing, and you are very skilled in something, based on your own hard work and dedication, that is also interesting.
>>17491311
hears a novel idea. quit being a beta bitch and talk to a real girl.
>>17498179
>hurr durr demons are not real
>>17498153
You're an idiot.
yes it's possible and it's not as risky as people are saying but remember to be compassionate and not use anyone for pleasure. it would probably be more useful to learn the ways of lovemaking in your own life before you start to interfere with other realms (this is extremely evil.)
OP here, I forgot to include this badass selfie I took...
![hart48[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fHBlR4W.jpg "hart48[1].jpg")
>>17498171
oh well. Looks like nobody is coming to visit me then! HA!
>>17498323
oh wow. such nostalgia. I used to love WoW and haven't played that game in years.
>>17498171
So once again the rich get richer and the poor are sent away empty!
Since you fuckers keep going on about it, here is how to summon one.
First things first, write down all the traits you want in your succibus. Defining what you want is your end of the contract. Then simplify it down into a sigil like so
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>>17498380
Next stare at your sigil until a name pops into your head, this name will be your object of worship for sending your contract along. Once you've got your name redraw the sigil in the circle at the bottom of this symbol under the N's.
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>>17498382
Next comes preparation for sending. Go get yourself an green colored candle, some rose or bayberry incense, and an offering plate that you can allow something to burn on. Light the candle, light the incense. Stare at the flame and smoke and empty your mind. Control your breathing, breath in for the count of five while silently counting to five in your head, breath out for the count of five while counting five in your head. Next comes fives minutes of staring while rhythmic breathing, but instead of counting you're going to repeat the mantra "I will be empty". Say it aloud as you breath out, and quietly in your head when you breath in.
>>17498384
Time to send now. Take your piece of paper with your symbol and sigil on it and light it on the candle, then place it on your offering plate to burn. Burning it removes it from this plane and lets it travel to another. Watch the paper burn and continue to breath rhythmically. As you do so begin to chant the name that came into your head earlier, keeping as close to the five syllable beat as you can. If the name has one syllable say it five times aloud, then five times quietly. If it has two syllables say it three times aloud, and three times quietly. If it has three syllables say it twice, if it has four say it only once. Continue until the paper is completely consumed. This is you using your worship to try and attract the succubi to your contract.
>>17498386
Now that you've sent your contract, and gotten it some attention, you have to make an initial offering. Prick your finger and drip a drop of blood onto the ash on the offering plate. This is you offering your life's blood and soul to the demon. Then you have to masterbate while thinking of the succubus you want, and cum onto the ashes of the offering plate. This is you offering your lust to the demon. And finally you have to accept the contract you just made by consuming the contents of the offering plate. It will wash down easily in milk.
>>17498387
First contact should happen within a week. She will visit you in your dreams first, and feed on you for a while through your dreams until she is strong enough to manifest more directly in your waking life. Aside from mind blowing sex for the rest of your life, succubi tend to be very knowledge on human nature, and can be plied for information on how to get ahead in any situation. They also are knowledgeable on the workings of magic, and can make excellent teachers if you develop a good relationship. Happy boning anon!
>>17491311
Please go out and get yourself a hooker. Just please.
>>17495539
Wouldn't that be more of a love goddess or nymph?
>>17491955
I remember this thread about a year ago some anon wrote some spirit interrupted his ritual and told him the same thing. I had to laugh thinking about that - imagine this scenario...
Fatty McFatt decided between eating McNuggets that he was going to get a girlfriend. But how was he going to get one?
Get a job so he can afford nice things? That would interfere with his NEET lifestyle. Work out and eat healthy so he would look good and attractive? That would interfere with his lazy routine.
"Eureka, I got it!" Shouted Fatty McFatt. "I should have seen this from space, I will get a succubus just like my world of Warcraft warlock!"
So Fatty McFatt goes on /x/ and starts a thread about "how can I get a succubus" and between the "stop playing WoW fatty" (how did they know my name?) and "kill yourself" he got something that looked like it might work.
After starting this ritual and sipping on his Dr. Pepper and in between bites of his McNuggets suddenly this entity appeared.
A dapper young man appeared and immediately started retching from the smell of perspiration and fast food.
"dude, get out. I didn't summon you!" shouted Fatty McFatt!
Finally gaining control of his ethereal stomach this dapper young spirit turned to Fatty McFatt and said "Stop. You can't finish this ritual right now. You are in no physical condition to have one of these spirits appear to you. You must get yourself into shape. When I say get in shape I don't mean going to Planet Fitness and eating Pizza and Bagels. I mean get yourself into shape and stop being a big fat bastard!"
Fatty McFatt was stunned and amazed. "So, if I get into shape I can then get a succubus to come to me?"
"Yes" said the spirit in a muffled voice as he put his hand over his face as the stench was getting to him again.
"oh and clean up this room. It is disgusting. Take a shower and please brush your teeth. You know the basic stuff to attract someone."
Then he posted this result on /x/
>>17498380
There is a cost to this. What is it?
Ass, grass or gas nobody rides for free.
>>17491311
>but how can I summon a female demon
Why would you want to fuck a demon, tho?
Better go to heaven and fuk with angels, yo
>>17498630
there is no sex in heaven :P
Then again I have a feeling the sex in hell is not going to be something you want.
>ladies and gentleman, watch as this chainsaw enters the rectum of this guy
>>17498638
>there is no sex in heaven
Proof?
>>17498590
as Iron Maiden so eloquently puts it:
You've only got your soul to lose
Eternally
Just let yourself go!
>>17498647
>fucking sends you to hell
Lolno
Can't wait to fuck in heaven, m8s
>>17498648
according to canon, if you go to hell you get a perfect body to be tormented in. in heaven you're just a spirit. no body, no nookie
>>17498642
We can safely assume that there will be sex in eternity because God created sex in Eden before humanity’s fall into a life of constant sin terminated by death.
Thus, in Eden restored we can rest assured that God will not remove our sexual nature; rather he will redeem it. In the new heaven and new earth, sex will no longer be for the purpose of procreation. Nor will it involve sexual intercourse—for “at the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30). In heaven we will experience a kind of spiritual intercourse that eludes our grasp on earth. In paradise, romance subverted will become romance sublime. It will be agape-driven rather than animal-driven. In Eden Restored our sexual bodies and sexual souls will fly full and free, unfettered by the stain of selfishness and sin.
>>17498652
>>17498655
Um, guys, you can go to heaven while receiving dicks in your butt if you are a guy.
Prove me wrong by proving with miracles that you are men of god.
>>17498512 and >>17494494 go so well together!
>>17498387
>This is you offering your life's blood and soul to the demon
So you essentially damn yourself?
>>17498296
You don't know succubus.
>>17498512
That anon actually started exercising at a gym and stopped eating fast food. Posted that after making that decision he heard a mean girly giggle from the back seat of his car when going home.
Man, what the fuck happened with the good old prostitutes?
What I really want to know is what my options are in terms of sex with "spiritual" entities.
So far I can only think of Tulpas and Succubi.
Which one is the better choice and are there other options as well?
>>17498765
A tulpa is a part of your mind, it's just an old tibetan mental exercise that people use for the wrong reasons now. It's a tool to access different parts of your mind and also memories you have no access to.
If you want connections with non physicals, it's not that one is better than another, it all depends on your own situation. Succubus are the most common, but the term includes a lot of different beings, the only thing they have on common is they are female, have wings and arms and legs. For example a snake being or a mermaid are not succubus because they don't have legs.
Incubus seems to be more liberal in their standard and they can be basically anything male that has arms and legs, even goat legs or horse legs are ok as long as they walk.
But there are also a multitude of different entities like the females that appear as little girls looking like something from a horror movie.
>>17498642
>>17498655
Then what the actual fuck are kebabs supposed to do with their 72 virgins if they suicide bomb something?
>>17491356
>ol xDDDDDDDD
Newfag detected
>>17498942
nobody ever said those 72 virgins will be female...
They will be in a room with other angry blown up dudes staring at each other thinking "this sucks".
>>17491311
Are you fucking retarded? You do know that a succubus takes your soul, right?
Find a red light district
I enjoy these threads because this is where I tend to find out a lot of things I didn't know existed.
So what is the difference between "the Old Hag" that appears during sleep paralysis and a succubus? I get those sleep paralysis incidents from time to time (they are terrifying) and if that is what will happen trying to get a succubus you can count me out.
I also have this experience even more frequently where it feels like someone or something is sitting down at the foot of my bed or sometimes right beside me. It makes me rather nervous.
>>17498987
There are a lot of people that think they can get free sex for nothing. Everything comes at a cost. Reading what >>17498387 wrote about blood shows it is blood magic and that is the hardest spell to break.
Those that play with fire burn their fingers. The only thing they have to look forward to is madness.
>>17498993
The Night Hag or Old Hag is almost certainly linked to the common apparition seen during the hypnagogic state of sleep.
Sleep paralysis is a common condition characterized by transient partial or total paralysis of skeletal muscles and areflexia that occurs upon awakening from sleep or less often while falling asleep. Stimuli such as touch or sound may terminate the episode, which usually has a duration of seconds to minutes. This condition may occur in normal subjects or be associated with narcolepsy, cataplexy, and hypnagogic hallucinations.
Physiologically, it is closely related to the paralysis that occurs as a natural part of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which is known as REM atonia. Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the bodily paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. In addition, the state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations.
Symptoms of sleep paralysis can be either one of the following or a combination:
Paralysis: this occurs after waking up or shortly before falling asleep. the person cannot move any body part, cannot speak, and only has minimal control over blinking and breathing. This paralysis is the same paralysis that occurs when dreaming. The brain paralyzes the muscles to prevent possible injury during dreams, as some body parts may move during dreaming.
Hallucinations: Images or speaking that appear during the paralysis. The person may think that someone is standing beside them or they may hear strange sounds. These may be dreamlike, possibly causing the person to think that they are still dreaming. Often it is reported as feeling a weight on one's chest, as if being underneath a person or heavy object.
To lessen your chances of this do not sleep in a face upwards or supine position. Another factor is having irregular sleeping schedules; naps, sleeping in, sleep deprivation, increased stress and sudden environmental/lifestyle changes.
>>17491364
Same, im a /k/ommando but this was worth it
>>17499000
>madness
and?
>>17499073
I want to hammer this point home about the blood part of this sacrifice and how dangerous that is.
On the spiritual side of things let me just say that blood includes your life essence. The bond of blood can backfire. Using blood binds you to the intent and outcome of the magick work, in the spiritual sense. Binding with blood magick is eternal and forever through lives and deaths and time upon time. Be careful with it.
Blood-spells cannot be undone. Remember that your blood is your essence. Without your blood a spell carries your intent, your purpose, your focus and drive. With your blood a spell carries all that plus a piece of you. Blood spells require quite a bit more energy than non-blood spells. The DNA in your blood resonates at the same frequency as the blood in your body. Even after it has dried out the DNA in the blood is still you. You are bound to the spell just as you would be bound to an enchanted object.
Additionally there is no such thing as an anonymous blood-spell. A blood-spell carries with it, your signature. Blood attaches your essence. It makes sense because blood is personally identifiable, magical, life water.
Blood-spells hold on longer and act more swiftly than bloodless spells. There isn’t a way to remove a blood spell. You can’t soak your blood out of the earth or water, you can’t recall it from the wind or un-burn it. The magic has been worked and cannot be undone.
So when you make a blood contract with a succubus you are JOINED to that demon. They now have legal right to your soul. That means they can (if they want) move right in and start playing with you while you are still alive. After all you two are now one.
Thus they can make you do all sorts of things that you wouldn't normally do. They can bring about madness from constantly hearing voices in your head (like schizophrenia).
You are now bound to this demon. They own you. You brought this on yourself.
>>17498993
If you feel like someone is sitting at the foot of your bed or down beside you that is a spirit.
If you feel terrified then it is a bad one. If you feel love and happiness then it is a good one.
>trying to summon a literal semen demon
>>17499197
people do dumb things all the time. This is like the king of bad ideas.
But hey, thirsty guys gonna do thirsty things to get laid.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ1qunQ5tTY
I don't think you guys would enjoy it as much as you'd think
If I had a dollar for every time I see this thread posted, I'd have enough money to buy all of you some strippers.
>>17498984
Boys have hymens? It does specifically refer to them being intact
>>17499265
it also talks about young boys covered in honey.
So who knows what the hell is going on when you Akbar yourself.
>>17498387
lolman im not drinkinh my own jizz
>>17498638
>ladies and gentleman, watch as this chainsaw enters the rectum of this guy
I'd watch it.
>>17498171
Where did you learn this?
>>17499391
world of warcraft
>>17495540
Satan fucks whatever he wants to fuck
>>17499414
HA HA, very funny.
I am serious though. Where did >>17498171
learn that lore?
>>17499296
Yes but what if that was you being the main event?
Would you still like that?
>>17499426
I know that I'll be the one carrying out that stuff, not the receiving one. My dreams already tell me that much.
>>17498655
Well that sounds like really bad sex, if you can even call it sex at all in the first place.
>>17498746
AIDS happened.
>>17498942
LAN Party.
>>17498993
That's probably just Grey Aliens.
>>17499421
It's OC.
Personal experiences and conclusions gained from succubus interaction.
>>17491311
dude, really, if you want to have sex an angel is going to do the job easier, just tell the creator: dude, I'm human, I like sex, the kinkier the better, i like being violent against my enemies, lusty with whatever I desire fucking, I don't give a fuck about norms or laws, especially not the ones in the bible, gimme an angel to fuck.
Really.
>>17491311
Sounds like a succubus but I don't know where to find one.
Fair warning: the devil is the guy behind: thou shall not kill, thou shall not steal, thou shall not have buttsex, thou shall honor those fags who birthed you, thou shall honor the sabbath, thou shall give your monies to some bum, thou shall put the other cheek.
And no parties.
Remember, the devil hates humans.
All these supposed unholy things like fucking and ravaging enemies you love doing? Crazy magics and sorceries and depraved sexuality?
Ya, that's god's gift to you.
>>17499549
The Collective.
>>17500142
what the fuck am i looking at
>>17500142
Can I get a translator over here? I have no idea wtf is going on in that pic.
>>17500333
>>17499495
sure hope not. I don't want to meet those guys.
>>17500354
thanks. that really cleared things up.
/sarcasm
Seriously. is this elven spells from lord of the rings? wtf is going on here?
>>17500447
>>17500142
>>17500354
>>17500478
>>17500518
>>17500523
What language is that?
>>17500534
I am probably wrong, but looks similar to jewish
>>17500550
I don't think it is Hebrew.
I am wondering if it is Sanskrit or some other ancient language.
>>17500518
I recognize the zodiac signs. I can't figure out what language it is though.
Has anyone actually done one of those rituals and actually hooked up with one?
What was it like?
>>17500751
Why would you believe someone if they said it worked? There are plenty of people who enjoy playing tricks on people.
Remember the ebola chan thing? All the altars, and blood and semen sacrifices? People thought it was a funny joke.
I remember lots of anon in /pol/ and even a few here writing about how bad things happened to them once they did the things that someone who was well versed in the occult told them to do.
A succubus sounds great. A hot chick that can do things with zero so called consequences. It is better then one of those Japanese onahole (sleeve masturbating tool).
But reality is never better then fantasy. There is always a price to be paid. But hey, some people only learn through experience so have at it. Just remember you are playing with fire.
>>17491311
op dont listen to these shitposters you just have to roleplay hard enough and anything is possible
>>17495245
How come no one has replied to this one? I'm considering trying this, where can I get white cloth and good perfume? Also I'm not used to wine, what would be a good choice?
>>17500820
It might be the warning at the beginning. If you are a person who tends to do dumb things I see that and decided "this isn't for me."
pic related.
>>17497846
I dunno cum on the mirror next time.
>>17498010
Why cause your a Normie...
>>17499101
Umm. Why are you saying possession is schizophrenia... WTF disinfo
But yeah if you use blood magic and semen incubi do show up.
>>17500534
Eldritch, by the look of it.
>>17491311
All these shitposters... I'm actually going to give you the answer. Someone archive this thread.
Don't actually do this...it's risky business. I repeat...do not do this.
> Navigate to backpage.com
> select your location, or one near you
> Ctrl+F 'escorts' << no quotes
> Click the link
> accept the disclaimer
> you will see a list of females who have been indwelt with she-demons
> summoning them will require a offering of some sort
> you will be able to call upon your she-demon with your phone
> she will generally want to go over the deal with you on person though
Anyways. One of my friends tried this and disappeared for a few years. Others have had decent luck. Except one friend who was disappointed to find he had summoned a he-demon.
>>17495245
Thanks. An interesting read. Freaked me out a bit how close your name is to mine.
Physically I am in no condition to take on something like this but it was a very enjoyable read. Perhaps when I am in better shape I will try this.
>>17499073
Mad pussy
>>17495245
I was contemplating doing this but im not the only person that lives in the house... this wouldnt effect them would it?
>>17500956
The more I read about this the more I think this is like running down Detroit late at night with wads of money and Iphones sticking out.
It is not going to end well.
But hey, lets see what happens next!
>>17500550
Its not hebrew you retard.\
Source: Im a Jew
>>17491364
SAM IS THAT YOU??? ITS TOTALLY YOU OMG
>>17498171
Can't they just rob a sperm bank?
>>17501317
they don't want homeless drug addict jizz.
>>17500850
Did you read the rest of it? Thy say how it's perfectly safe and to just use a contract
>>17501089
It says in the QnA portion it's fine
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>>17501376
Does Brandon still tripfag? He mentioned in it that he was one, I'm assuming as of 2012, because he said his first experience was in 2009, and he had done it for about 3 years.
>>17501448
I would be curious as well to know how this turned out.
>>17491311
You will most likely regret it.
>>17495537
Fucking autistic man children with nothing more to do then play magician
>>17498026
That's just a drawing though. Nothing remotely sexually alluring
>>17498765
Fays?
>>17501376
interesting, I rather take heed and learn all I can before doing something I'd regret. I'll try this once im fully prepared
[spoiler]this gon' be gud[/spoiler]
>>17501990
Okay, make sure to read the WHOLE guide and then go nuts, I guess. I'm just as new to this.
I had sex with succubus that had been stalking me since i was 5.My dick was bleeding.
>mfw cant have kids.
>>17502222
Is nobody going to appreciate my quads of truth?
>>17499482
Condoms did too
Play OIJA and summon Lillit
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>>17495245
This thing claims that succubus followed Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden and Incubus are demons that attack succubus is just plain silly.
Incubus and Succubus are the same entity. SAME THING. They are demons.
This Brandon guy I feel was set up by a possessed girl. She just "happened" to be in the same place as him when he was really having a bad day and she just happened to become his one friend who then introduced him to these spirits. Right!
Talking about King Solomon and his concubines and such being a bunch of succubus really is far fetched.
We hear a lot about how wise King Solomon was, and it is true in the beginning he was the wisest man the world had known until that time.
But what we don’t hear much about is that the wisest man becomes one the most foolish man to walk the earth. And because of his foolishness, and his disobedience to God, there is a devil worshiping religion attached to his name.
You see King Solomon became a devil worshiper. Solomon became an occultist, (A belief in spirit contact and bringing those beings under human control).
This includes things forbidden in the bible, such as seeking messages from the spirit word, consulting a medium (one that speaks with deceiving spirits of the dead.) The bible condemns seeking contact with the spirit world. Here what the word of God says about it.
Leviticus 19:31 "Do not turn to mediums or necromancer (consulting the dead); do not seek them out, and to make yourselves unclean by them: I am the Lord your God."
That’s what the occult is, and what it does, it get you in contact with the deceiving fallen angels (demons) that pass themselves off as the spirits of the dead. These fallen angels craves contact with mankind, to deceive and destroy you, they hate you. Once you open yourself up to them they will show you all kinds of lying wonders.
They will destroy you. They are lying spirits. Have nothing to do with this for your own sanity and protection.
>>17502222
you guys gotta admit these are some nice quads
another thing im curious about is do succubi actually eat anything? I would assume semen but that sounds silly
>>17491311
Holy fucking shit you're pathetic
>>17491311
The grand grimoire
>>17502831
You do realize that king Solomon didn't do anything wrong.
And he was said to have chilled out with the Egyptians it's where he got the ring. And became a necromancer himself.
And besides by the time Solomon became king the space war was winding down and "god" had left.
>>17502831
Incubus is a band.
>>17499222
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poVoGL01I10
>>17504842
And its shit JUST LIKE INCUBI :^DDDD
>>17506159
SO PARDON ME WHILE I BURN
>>17491311
Demons don't exist you fucking faggot. Now get out there and find some god damn friends.
>>17500354
The image of the woman looks Photoshopped onto the page. Fake
>>17498660
>prove me wrong
can't do it, you'll just have to wait till you die and the Lord Almighty rejects you for your degeneracy :^)
>>17498987
trust me, senpai. souls are overrated. I traded mine for a primo succubus 3 years ago. no ragrets.
>>17506386
some sort of shitty adapted Voynich manuscript script
>>17500586
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>>17500529
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>>17491311
I'd tell if you sucked my dick first after I pounded you shitty ass
>>17491364
>>17491463
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR OUR WIFE'S CHILDREN
>>17491311
Masturbate furiously to unsexy pictures of Beelzebub
>>17502407
No, you didn't.
>>17491311
nice placebo OP
but for real get escort if youre that desperate
>>17509120
follow your dreams. hold out for that polltergist op. You might become the key master, like in ghostbusters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY
>>17494412
Kekked hard.
Good job Anon
>>17491311
Just get a real girlfriend instead of using your imagination.
>>17494494
yes, he's willing to send a woman to birth his children and roleplay incestuous rarity-sweetie belle fantasies
can't quote for shit ffs
>>17495500
see
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>>17491338
They drain you of your life. What they are, are thoughforms. Requiring energy in order to exist. Like the Prim, in the Stephen King series "Dark Tower".
>>17498387
this just sounds like a way to get anons to eat their jizz
>>17491311
Here you go OP: https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/
Report back with results.
>>17491311
Fucking a demon is going to be an extreme version of a regular girlfriend. The sex may be much better, but the drama is going to be amplified by a thousand. You know more about human etiquette, so you can handle a human woman more. Don't fuck around with demons, OP. It's just going to be a pain in the ass eventually, possibly literally. If you're a beginner at summoning anything, you're going to have a bad experience because you're not experienced. Just be careful.
Why would you want one? They are still a 3D creature that will never manage to compare to beautiful 2D girls.
>>17491311
This site will tell you everything you need to know. Really detailed articles.
https://faustuscrow.wordpress.com/
>>17491311
Why the FUCK would anyone WANT TO?
>>17513803
I don't know. Sounds fun to me I guess. But I really don't give a shit what happens to me.
>>17501141
this man is a liar
I am a jew and this anon obviously called himself that just to sound credible
bump
Here is a treat
http://pastebin.com/Edr1K5KA
>>17513768
Good one!
>>17515986
also, I found out this morning that taking a steamy shower is a great way to liberate some of these energies
So someone summarize all of the ways to summon succubi that have been discussed in this thread
>>17511987
>Implying receiving a glorious demonic buttfucking wasn't the goal to begin with.
>>17491364
>>17491311
There is a reason most religions 'don't allow' witchcraft.
It could seriously fuck you up dude.
Pray to Jesus for guidance on becoming a better man, and you can get a good woman.
>>17516654
1. there is an emotional component
The desire for a partner must be focused and expressed
2. there is a social component
Discard the feeling of loneliness, and feel ready to meet with someone
3. there is a somatic component
Prepare for sex, and sometimes give offering of fluid
4. there is a spiritual component
Channel your lust into the being that you are evoking
>>17516665
you almost got devil quads dude too bad also I WILL DO EET FOR CHAOS
>>17495245
You know I've always wondered about this
this describes a few characteristics of some succubi but do they have wings and horns or is that some sort of myth thing?
>>17516722
9.2/10 well done
>>17516665
Idk man, why change the way I am now if I love myself?
>>17516867
Based on that reading I would bet my money on myth. Try summoning one and find out, I want to but perfume and wine is expensive
>>17491457
Fuck off christtard, everyone knows succubi are more celtic in origin.
>>17516917
Im not sure if Im gonna feel disappointed or relieved that she doesnt look like a monster also
does it have to be perfume? cause I have loads of Cologne but Im not sure if it needs to be more girly smelling or what. also does anyone know a GOOD wine I could buy for a decent price?
>>17516932
would you be disappointed if the succubus was a fat, middle aged, sassy black woman? would you still fuck it?
>>17516959
I'd probably cry and do I even get a choice in the matter at that point?
>>17516932
I would assume the perfume/Cologne is there to help attract them because it smells good, so as long as it's an enjoyable fragrance I would guess it would work. You best post results here tho m8
What if the sucubus you summoned looked and sounded exactly like Jackée Harry and she cracked jokes about you the entire time?
>>17516980
April 7th is the new moon I'll see what happens if I dont make it back just remember I died in the name of science
>>17517048
and because I think its worth the risk but whatever as long as im not spooped to death im ok
>>17516980
they like ylang ylang incense!
guys i need to find a secluded area where I wouldnt be bothered during the ritual aside from my house cause they're gonna ask questions and shit what do? I mean I live next to a grave yard but its in plain view
>>17517526
I dont live close enough to a forest to do that but I just had an idea.
Theres an old creek near my old neighborhood that would be perfect its covered in foliage and trees kind of like a forest but waaay smaller
>>17501350
Shit, have you ever seen the list of shit you have to go through to get to be a sperm donor?
Red hair? Fuck you, nobody wants redhead jizz.
Manlet of less than six feet in height? Fuck you, your jizz is worthless.
Low volume jizzer? Fuck you, John J. Emptysack.
The list goes on and on.
>>17517498
why do they like ylang ylang incense?
and more importantly how do you know this?
>>17498113
Can confirm. I fucked her.
>>17491311
OP, if you're serious I can help you to a better alternative. No, not prostution or some shit. I'm being serious.
>>17491311
I honestly cannot remember when /x/ was good anymore.
What happened, guys? Let's just turn this thread into a "what happened" thread. What is it about this thread that attracts so many underaged idiots, idiots in general, and the like? I can understand the crazies, but fuck all if this place has been a complete shithole for years now.
Is there ANYTHING that can be done? Have mods even addressed it?
>>17517836
I'm not OP. But I'll take the advice. What is it?
>>17517838
Well, to answer your question, what happened was the death of originality. Almost nothing original gets replies anymore. We focus on shit creepypasta that has been recycled over and over. Then, there are so many role playing faggots out there. So no originality there.
>>17517919
Subconscious dream recreation. Basically dream sex, but it goes beyond your average wet dream, and the bonus is that it's actually fucking real.
>>17517980
what differentiates it from just being a lucid dream where you have sex?
