Necropants
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Necropants are made of human skin and were worn by Icelandic sorcerers in the 17th century. As far as we know, there is just one pair of intact necropants left on earth and they are locked behind glass at the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery Witchcraft in Holmavik, Iceland. The Strandagaldur Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft in Holmavik tells the story of seventeen people burned at the stake in the 17th century for occult practices. The museum’s claim to fame is an exhibit showcasing the macabre legend of Necropants, or nábrók.
According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly. To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper. Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained.
This museum has some freaky shit
>>17488486
Gotta love that 'display case'.
Ja, Karl just place it on the boarded up window sill.
>>17488509
No jews are all about making money with as little effort as possible.
This shit sounds complicated.
Hey babe. Would you like to be my necropants?
>>17488516
it's only like, 3 steps. doesn't sound like much work
>>17488530
Yeah I mean, most people are willing to give off their skin after they diet, right?
>>17488516
are you kidding, Jews are all about cutting skin and stealing from widows.
>>17488509
/bread
>>17488465
Icelanders are fucking weird, always have been.
They have a penis museum lol. Having said that they're really chill and nice so it's alright.
>>17488509
How do we know they aren't
Weird magic artifacts thread ?
The níðstang or Nithing Pole consisted of a long, wooden pole with a recently cut horse head at the end, and at times with the skin of the horse laid over the pole.The nithing pole was directed towards the enemy and target of the curse. The curse could be carved inrunes on the pole.
The IcelandicVatns daela sagarecords that when Finbogi failed to show up for a holmgång (duel), Jökul raised a nithing pole against Finbogi for his cowardice by carving out a human head which was placed on a post with magic runes, killing a mare, and then placing the post into the mare's breast with the head facing towards Finbogi's dwelling.
Fucking icelandic people
>>17488465
Is that mold all over it?
>>17488465
hey doesn't work.
that took me forever and is disgusting
>tfw you will never wear necro pants to a nightclub and buy women drinks with your nut sack coins.
>>17489431
carls legs are hairy
>>17488465
but don't we all wear necropants
>>17489910
No, im the opposite, im dead inside.
w..would this work if you put coins in your own balls
>>17488465
>there is just one pair of intact necropants left on earth
>implying I'm not wearing mine right now
>not wearing your necropants to sleep every night
>>17488555
Underrated post
>>17488486
Looks like someone is trying to make homunculus again
>>17488486
Ancient Icelandic fleshlights :D
>>17488465
>A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper. Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained.
Can you imagine the laughs that were had by whoever came up with this shit when absolute madmen actually tried it?
>>17488465
negropants look simbly ebin XD
>>17491373
For all I know, absolute madmen came up with those shit
Better pic of the necropants -- which might not be A Good Thing
>A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper.
Here's the sigil nábrókarstafur, it's in the OP pic, but hard to see. Why does it have to be 'scrawled'?
>>17488465
I have seen the Icelandic necropants firsthand, and with all my knowledge and experience of the occult I can say with utmost authority that they are super gross.
>>17491408
Were they worn with suspenders?
>>17491537
kek
>>17489743
ya got me my sides are in outer space
>>17493316
hes looking right at it too
what a fucking pervert
I will bump it
>>17488552
Loose skin is of concern to a lot of dieters, why the sarcasm?
>>17488509
obvious joke and lame as fuck.
>>17488465
Do they give a magic bonus?
>>17491398
>negropants
lmao
They fit gondola perfectly.
>>17488465
Why dont we just call them Nabrok instead of necropants? Necropants sounds like such a meme word.
>>17493316
What is the horse looking at?
>>17495414
You're aussie aren't you?
>>17488465
Love them, but I would definitely need the matching necro jacket if I were to wear these.
>>17490079
no, just old men balls.
>>17491408
by the looks of it, this is fake because if it were true, the case display and necro pants wouldve been overfilled with shekels by now.
>>17495066
Obvious jew and mad as hell
>>17488555
clever banter and trips
Why the fuck when I download that sigil I can't see it in my photo liberi.
It's just a black screen.
>>17495446
there's no original shekel in the ballsack
>>17488465
>would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained
>never empty
>unless you empty it
>>17495557
Meaning, you'd always come across more coins - ya dingus
>>17495560
>>17495414
>horse
Lmao that's a dog
>>17491408
What's that flaky black shit on it? Mold perhaps?
Humans are really fucking insane. I can't imagine how they've come to this fucking thing. I'd outright burn this shit
>>17491408
hair?
>>17495681
>What's that flaky black shit on it? Mold perhaps?
People that view image boards on cellphones miss so much. Dude, that's hair. Legs, black fuzzy stuff on it. Mold?!? Umm, they didn't have gym-rat faggots that shaved their legs, back and chests like the bois of today.
Are cell-phone only people broke homeless surfers? Millennials that think smart phones actually are smart? Bored commuters? Kids in the back row at school?
old way of dupeing, we all know that earth was only built by the best con men of space hay rick. who detest nudity. so the matrix gives the npc widow a new coin for her allowance a day. they wont search your "pants" when looking for the missing coin.
forgot a pic jeez
also , the more individual coins the better.
>>17488465
Does this work with bitcoin?
>>17491537
Nah, they were actually worn as arm warmers and the phalice was seen as a sign of good heart health and longevity so was typically worn over the chest. There was also a ritualistic dance that activated the pants magic power. One would typically jump up and down vigorously for at least 10 minutes until their genitals and skin sack would bounce in unison
>>17495414
He is looking at Indian's dick. It's outside of the coin but its somewhere down there.
>>17488465
Weird pompom leg hair.
And dude, this is pretty gross, but I'd have to also say that I'm thoroughly impressed that this is a full piece of skin.
It just looks like something a mentally retarded faggot would wear, because he thought it would give him some kind of supahpowahs. To imagine anyone wearing this, in an unironical way is unbelieavable.
>>17496175
What the fuck how autistic are you?
>>17496147
How is it even possible to skin something like that so well without having some point that runs down the side as a cut for the rest of the legs?
>>17497058
Those hunter/trapper civilizations were pretty damn good at skinning things.
>>17497058
Watch Chinese people skin animals alive
>>17488733
I feel bad for laughing like that.
>>17488465
those look warm. probably really nice in the winter months.
perfect fit for the right guy
>>17495432
How about a matching vest instead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlock_of_Chilo%C3%A9#Macu%C3%B1
>All brujo chilote witch has a "Macuñ" (from Mapudungun Makun: "cloak") or "vest" made from the skin of a dead man's chest.
Evil magical corpse-skin pants with matching vest. The whole ensemble for the effay nercromancer.
If someone was wearing these and I pulled them down, would that makes me a necropantser?
>>17499094
>If someone was wearing these and I pulled them down
Wait, pulling the necropants down would pretty much have the same results as not pulling them down.
>>17495432
>>17498699
Would these shoes be appropriate for the evening or are they a but too casual??
>>17488465
Will someone on this board please commit a murder and make their own pair of these? I want to see how it would be handled by news stations.
>>17499401
You can't murder the person, you need their permission to make the pants.
>>17499097
>Wait, pulling the necropants down would pretty much have the same results as not pulling them down.
Sounds like sorcery to me.
>>17488465
>Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remained.
This is just top trolling right there.
Anyways this sounds like a perverted christian interpretation about some shamanistic practices.
>>17488465
I bet a skinwalker invented these pants.
Actually, if you wore those necropants, wouldn't you become a skinwalker yourself by definition?
>2016
>not wearing your necropants to parties where you present your riches to drunk female kanines
>not using the necropants dick skin as a condom to deliver a more realistic feeling to the female kanine when you fuck her
>>17488465
I need to try this. Any willing donors ITT?
>>17500486
>>17500486
>>17500519
Kek
>>17491408
um, this doesn't look centuries old...
>>17489743
10/10 post
Imagine going trough the process of getting a pair and realizing that it doesnt work.
>>17495691
Hmm, Jim Morrison's famous leather pants.
Were they really necropants? Was he channeling coins from his scrotum?
>>17500970
imagine troubleshooting necropants
>>17497058
Right?? I can only imagine how hard it was to do the back side, around the phalice, and the toes.....
>>17491398
>negropants
my sides are orbiting earth farther in the space than the nazi flagship
what about this thing
Is that a penis right there?
>>17495046
go break another toilet fatass
>>17502204
Looks like the average feminist, not paranormal.
>>17502204
Burn it.
>>17488465
What's with the spare change at the bottom? Are they magical wishing pants?
>>17488465
you could prbably buy a pair of modern day necro pants off the dark net
>>17496078
i too am interesteded.
>>17500519
fucking lol
goodwork anon.
>>17502204
what is it?
a gremlin fleshlight?
>>17500970
At least you have something that suits to your leather jacket
>>17489743
Kek
>>17496134
Wouldn't the jumping up and down whilst worn like this make the sack of coins smack you in the chin repeatedly?
How many Icelandic sorcerers were knocked out or got fractured jaws as a result of this?
>>17488465
Icelandic sorcerer could simply make wallet from human skin.
>>17491373
How did they make sure they didn't remove the original coin by mistake?
>>17488509
>>17497058
You just keep pulling the skin down as you use your knife to separate the meat and fat from the skin.
That's how I skin deer anyway. You can make some pretty cool clothes out of dead skin. :)
Fuck, I can't believe I just wrote that on a necropants thread. I feel dirty...
>>17488486
Didn't know Spongebob took place in Iceland...
>>17489204
>The IcelandicVatns daela sagarecords that when Finbogi
Wat
>>17490013
3edgy5me
>>17491410
Reminds me of a ponto riscado.
>>17495069
+2 armor class.
>>17499487
Sure you can. Get them to agree to give you their skin after death, THEN you murder them.
Order is critical.
>>17500353
I wouldn't worry about it.
Friendly reminder that it's very possible to skin a human being. A serial killer woman in Australia who worked in a meat processing plant stabbed killed skinned and cooked her husband, feeding him to her kids. He was completely skinned head to toe in one giant glove like piece.
wouldn't want to wear the pants in that relationship
>>17495681
>I'd outright burn this shit
> things I don't like are scary and mean!
Let me guess you're one of those gun control faggots that destroys historic firearms because they hold too many bullets, aren't you?
>>17496175
>in an unironical way
>unironical
> un
> fucking
> IRONICAL
> IRONIC
> AL
Put some cyanide in that douche bag vape of yours and end your pitiful existence.
>>17500353
>I bet a skinwalker invented these pants
Autists out in force tonight.
>>17501968
Yes.
>>17509841
ITS LIEF ERIKSEN DAY
>>17488516
jews make pants out of forskins
>>17509946
Katherine Knight?
>>17497473
You should! Sour humour, goy, I mean boy..!
>>17509946
There's a movie coming out this year based on her.
Hey, I've been to that museum last summer ! I bought a spellbook from the shop and my friend got a T-shirt.
I don't have the book with me right now, but I remember a spell.
It's purpose is to enchant a sheet of paper so that when you look through it, you can see as far as you like in that direction. As in, you turn to the north, put the paper in front of your eyes and you can watch a girl take a shower 100 miles away from you.
I don't remember the exact recipe, but it involved blood taken from the hearts of true lovers who had never laid together, and doing something with a spring of water that is always at the same temperature and over which no bird has flown for one day before you cast the spell.
>>17510397
>Autists out in force tonight.
>tonight
>the post was made three nights earlier than you "tonight"
Wew lad. Here, have some real autism, it's on me tonight.
i wonder what /fa/ would have to say about this
>>17514564
>those pants are soo 17th century
>wouldn't be caught dead in them this season
>>17510371
Over defensive man child if I've ever read one
>>17513235
So, impossible shit
>>17488465
reese from malcolm in the middle made necropants once
>>17488465
Saved.
MIB
>>17491408
xD what the fuck man
im 12 years old and what is this xD ew
>>17499299
fuck
>>17491408
Dat file name.
>>17495681
>Humans
snow niggers aren't humans you cartoon
>>17515123
Well, if you make up a recipe complicated enough that no one can make it and be 100% sure they didn't screw up, no one can call you out on your bullshit.
>>17496175
No, that would be necro assless chaps.
