WE HAVE A MYSTERY AFOOT LADS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJmFhCO12dU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69pbgXoUcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KPSblRUL1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTjqRjqWIM
It was just on Adult Swim. It linked to a website: http://absurveillancesolutions.com/
I saw the full thing on Adult Swim, Google led me here. What's going on guis
>>17470404
Website has a lot of stuff on it
Logging in leads to a dos scree. So far I can only get into logs, some of which pop up videos in a new window of cam footage.
Archive needs a password, that I dont know yet.
Starting a google doc to try to sort this mess.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GJe-slKOUvSIAExOgqn-5CFfPxViIw7n2zC-cBeFFJY/edit?usp=sharing
Lurking.
Can anyone fill me in on what's going on in nice, digestible, greentext?
>>17470607
Alan Resnick production (Guy that did unedited footage of a bear and alantutorial)
Seems to be video of security cam footage inside someones home. Security company seems to be keeping logs and watching the family.
The short on adult swim featured people getting ready for some sort of child's birthday party. Young girl lying face down on the floor. An elderly lady and a baby are in the living room and someone that might be a contractor doing something in the basement.
The girl seems to be stuck to the floor as no one can lift her Then everything goes to shit.
Also link is a website for the security company. ITs all written very weird and they don't actually seem to be selling anything.
You can use a password/username
>User
00437
>Password
bedsheets
To access. Inside is logs of footage, as well as a archive (that is locked with a password)
Sorry would give a more detailed description but busy working on the doc.
>>17470638
I very much appreciate it. I'm not terribly good with these kinds of puzzles, but I'll keep an eye on it, and at least help you bump the thread.
Alright, you got my attention. I'm gonna' go over the front-end with a looking glass and see if anything turns up.
We start of with a "no-reply" mail to the password-reset function.
Someone might want to send that a mail.
>>17470665
it gives you a login username/password but from the looks of it it's the same for everyone. worth a try though
These are some weird unapproved HTML5 standard tags, so I have no idea what this is.
Not to mention they are used in a peculiar manner.
Thus far it's all screaming of unprofessionalism more than anything, but we'll see what comes up.
>>17470673
Yeah.
>>17470673
>worth a try though
Can we get a thread-wide public burner email?
As I work my way through the QA, I come to point 4 where things turn rather absurd.
What the fuck are they talking about in point 4?
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/faq.html
Beyond that, nothing weirder than average in the front-end to report.
As I read on, I am starting to conclude that quite a bit of this text doesn't really make all that much sense:
>Whether you'd like to know something about something that's happening, or if there's something about something you would never want anyone to know--WE ARE YOUR COMPANY! Our mission is to simply increase (or decrease) awareness of things by any means necessary. What things you ask? Exactly.
What the fuck are they even talking about here?
>>17470704
Just taking it at face value, they're saying that nothing will go on inside the house that they do not know about.
>>17470715
How the hell are you taking:
>And if you happen to fall for other reasons don't worry -- we'll be watching! If you're still afraid of falling just type IM FALLING into you internet browsers sidekeys and that will let us know that you're afraid. For more info press backspace and step your mouse on "Quote quote quote".
...at face value?
Have any easter eggs been found in the main video?
03560 is supposed to be for Subject 8 living room but it shows a longer version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69pbgXoUcs and is labeled Subjects 1-5 living room
>>17470712
It seems like a joke on a cleaning (hit for hire) site.
>>17470736
But one that seems to be a one stop shop for all "heavy" work
For anyone non-American. What exactly is Adult Swim?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453wgsWT5Ao
Here's the show playing on the TV in the living room.
>>17470745
Good catch.
i found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I
Has anyone inquired about getting a solution yet?
Like, log in with the information and trying to contact these people?
That is the logical next step as far as I see.
>>17470743
Normally, adult cartoons (not porn) shown at night. But it's had a few weird mishaps before. I remember watching the tv when the rising sun was stuck on it for awhile, I didn't hear any screaming voices tho since I assumed the channel had froze I just switched to another show. I remember switching back a few times and it being "frozen" still but again no audio.
>>>/co/80770824
>>17470757
Can you do anything after you sign in? I thought it just brought you to the DOS page.
>>17470743
Cartoon Network's late night block. They show cartoons aimed towards adults.
Every once in a while they show short films like this in the 4am timeslot.
>>17470769
This is not a DOS page. It's a replica of a DOS window.
This is very strange, as based on my previous look into the styling of the page, it all seemed very amateurish. This is not that though.
Someone has gone to great lengths to make this look like some background DOS console.
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/11009.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00042.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/08232.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00949.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/66392.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00147.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/30002.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/40234.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/07264.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/05008.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00443.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00012.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00456.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00451.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/50032.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/02955.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/82301.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00083.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00032.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/01088.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/96200.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/04520.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/03560.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/87600.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/22038.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/31786.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/01263.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/02114.mp4
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/64830.mp4
http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00001.mp4
>>17470380
>AB Surveillance Solutions, LLC is a limited liability corporation operating out of a highly secured bunker located in one America's sovereign territories. We are patriotic Americans. We believe that all people, if they can afford to, should have an equal opportunity to discover the secrets of others, while keeping their own personal secrets 100% secured, or vice versa. Whether you'd like to know something about something that's happening, or if there's something about something you would never want anyone to know--WE ARE YOUR COMPANY! Our mission is to simply increase (or decrease) awareness of things by any means necessary. What things you ask? Exactly.
>>17470791
Woaw, neat list.
>>17470795
It's from the thread on /co/, someone also linked an unlisted video which was http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00001.mp4
I wonder if the unlisted ones are meant to be added on the DOS screen later, or if you're meant to look for them by yourself
>>17470380
Last video. 16 secs in its a fake baby haha would screen shot but lame ass phone wont let me.
I'm really hoping this is a very in depth ARG since the one for Footage Of A Bear felt lacking.
>>17470712
>>17470736
>>17470741
its not a real company it's involved with Alan Resnik (comedian) and adult swim. I thought it was funny
>>17470722
Sounds like they hired portal 2s advertising group
>>17470800
That's what I was saying its satire
>>17470380
Da fuck is this
>>17470799
Maybe this will tie them together. There was the head and hands merged into the house.
But it probably isn't that easy and this ARG will be lacking too.
>>17470809
>whenTheLSDhits.jpg
I've gone through the numbers 00001-00100, nothing new yet
I'll continue
Ok guys I made a stab at it, I just can't transcribe all of that in one sitting. I posted a screencap of the logs screen, and that will have to do for now.
Thats a damn huge amount of typing and people need sleep eventually.
I'll leave what I did up there, but honestly aside from trying to place where the actuall short fits in, I think the list is fine.
>>17470778
I'm thinking that its supposed to look amateurish. At leas I like to think so.
>>17470791
>i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/64830.mp4
Hmm. Maybe she has telekinetic powers?
>PANIC
SHIT GUYS IT'S GONE
>>17470842
WHAT DID YOU DO?
Stop this now, or be reported to the authorities.
>>17470850
You get booted out if you type just 0
its on again
If you type in '3', it also requires a password
Wait did I see the sonic dude outside?
>>17470873
>The 3 turns into an X when you put it in.
THEY KNOW
http://thesculptorsclayground.com/
Someone over at /co/ found this. Seems relevant from the poem and talking about Lynks disease.
>>17470877
Sonic is in
http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00443.mp4
and
http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00001.mp4
>>17470380
/co/mrade here.
What the fuck is this adult swim shit all about /x/?
I watched the videos and now i'm scared shitless here.
>>17470891
>>17470891
same dude im lurking so hard fuck
I find it interesting how 00001.mp4 is unlisted. It makes me wonder if there are any other unlisted videos.
>>17470884
Thats actually creepy.
I was also referring to the short on TV. I swear I seen him for a split second.
>>17470891
>>17470895
its just a short film/ event/ art installation that adult swim are promoting
>>17470895
i wanted to sleep but now i guess i'll just stay awake.
also, /co/ just posted this:
>>80771248
>http :/ /thesculptorsclayground. com/
>>17470883
>The images under SYMPTOMS
>>17470900
Was it after that deer pranced by the window? I swear I saw something go after it.
>>17470907
Yep, that was the Sonic dude goin fast
>>17470907
That was sanic.
>letter to SAM
>Anwyays i still have some of your pedles and gear in the basement.
Basements seem to be a recurring theme
>mfw the guy sinking into the floor on the Claridryl website
could the archives password be one of the http :/ /thesculptorsclayground. com/ clay art names?
>>17470927
You're free to try.
Alan Resnick did a similar thing a while back with another fake website and everything. I remember you could click on a house on the site and slowly zoom in to the house, then explore the house while ominous ambient noise played. I remember that if you reach the basement you can see the corner of a person's face sticking out of the floor. It's very similar to how the girl's face is sticking halfway through the floor in This House Has People In It. Anyways, I don't remember the site so I have no idea if it's still around but I think it may be connected.
The claridryl website point and click house thing had people/body parts sticking out of the house, so the two obviously have some sort of connection. Probably not done yet either.
>>17470929
cant get into the website, dont know why.
>>17470935
I tried a handful of the names, none of them gave me anything.
I think I remember a DOS prompt in the show, did that show anything? I was too far away from my TV to read anything while it aired.
>>17470884
>http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/00443.mp4
My sides.
>>17470745
>AB Video Solutions
>All that talk about Sam
FUCK
>>17470956
What is the relevance of the name Sam in relation to AB Video Solutions?
>>17470958
I'm just guessing that Sam person's going to be part of the ARG too somehow, since her name is mentioned multiple times on the clay website and the video
>>17470951
Hopefully I or some other kind anon will have screencaps by tomorrow.
Also the fact you can enter 4 and get a password prompt is bugging me. SECRETS ON SECRETS.
>>17470964
>When you enter 3, the 3 turns into an X
>The clip itself has the DOS command "Room X 00:00:40"
Text at the top left pops up at the end for a couple frames before the Williams Street logo.
Think it has any significance?
>>17470791
>i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/11009.mp4
wat
>>17470985
OH god that's caulk isn't it?
>>17470791
i'm not watching any of this, can some one take screenshots plz.
>>17470992
Grow a backbone Anon. They're videos, for fucks sake.
the password to the archives is sadday
It took me this long to notice that the "bedsheets" password was seen in the video itself
>>17470992
Here's the video archive timeline
>>17471001
>Audio files
NOPE
NOPE
The password is somewhere in the full video. Bedsheets (password for the AB site) is written on the fridge around the 16 second mark.
>>17471000
Fuck no man, it's already night here in japan.
>>17471001
BASED
IT'S HAPPENING
>>17471005
There's a game too.
Domain Name: absurveillancesolutions.com
Registry Domain ID: 1966852085_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.corporatedomains.com
Registrar URL: www.cscprotectsbrands.com
Updated Date: 2015-10-07T19:46:13Z
Creation Date: 2015-10-07T19:46:13Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2016-10-07T19:46:12Z
Registrar: CSC CORPORATE DOMAINS, INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 299
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: [email protected]
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.8887802723
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Registry Registrant ID:
Registrant Name: Domain Name Manager
Registrant Organization: Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
Registrant Street: One CNN Center
Registrant City: Atlanta
Registrant State/Province: GA
Registrant Postal Code: 30303
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4048275000
Registrant Phone Ext:
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Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: [email protected]
Registry Admin ID:
Admin Name: Domain Name Manager
Admin Organization: Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
Admin Street: One CNN Center
Admin City: Atlanta
Admin State/Province: GA
Admin Postal Code: 30303
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.4048275000
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax: +1.4048271995
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: [email protected]
Registry Tech ID:
Tech Name: TBS Server Operations
Tech Organization: Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
Tech Street: One CNN Center
Tech City: Atlanta
Tech State/Province: GA
Tech Postal Code: 30303
Tech Country: US
Tech Phone: +1.4048275000
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax: +1.4048271593
Tech Fax Ext:
Tech Email: [email protected]
Name Server: ns5.timewarner.net
Name Server: ns3.timewarner.net
Name Server: ns1.timewarner.net
DNSSEC: unsigned
URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
>>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2015-10-07T19:46:13Z <<<
>>17470791
I got a "403 Permission Denied" pm video 00451
Guess they've started to figure out people are seeing videos they're not suppose to yet?
>>17471007
There aren't any jumpscares of any kind, and most of the videos aren't all that scary, just unsettling. Not sure why would those bother you.
>>17471001
Skimming through the files I can tell there is a Lynk to the Lynks Disease, there's like newspapers dedicated to living with Lynks and feeling free or whatever
Fuck man this archive is freaking me out.
>>17470791
>http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/96200.mp4
/mu/.mp4
>FILE80072
>.EXE
Who's got the nuts?
password for 3 is waarnemin, only contains a single video.
>>17471025
It's >>17471009
>>17471029
Where are you finding these? Are you Alan?
>>17471029
What a weird one it is, too.
>>17471033
It actually just appeared in the google doc, I C&P'd it from there
According to this video the family moved into the house not long ago
and that the kid is a fan of Boomy
http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/50032.mp4
>>17471029
THAT ENDING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17471029
>>17471001
Where the fuck are you getting all these?
>>17471029
Wait that video is dated 2017?
Why do they keep bringing up characters in that book dying?
>>17471029
HOLY FUCK WHAT NOW
>>17471036
It was also seen written on the pipe in the basement in the THHPII video
>>17471038
What is it
I'm scare
>>17471046
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/x3.mp4
Skip to the end.
End of video 3.
They're screaming and panicking as fuck.
Fuck.
>>17471046
I'm too scared to sleep. Fuck, i hate adult swim now.
The contest that was over before it began
>Hello Darkness My Old Friend...
>>17471050
>8:17am
>only got 2 hours of sleep because i wanted to watch THHPII
Looks like I'm not sleeping until tomorrow night.
There's a video 1 in option 3.
Fuck I don't know what I'm looking at guys.
>>17471048
Ok, watched til the end
Geez, that's dang scary, who was that? Assuming that Lynks Disease is a skin-eating disease, could it be their daughter or son?
I found more.
>>17471057
There's an x2, too.
I'm not going to watch them after how 3 ended.
>>17470791
>i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/02955.mp4
GRANDMA HAS HOTS FOR THE CONTRACTOR CONFIRMED
>>17471065
Don't worry, I'll recap 'em as I find 'em.
Number 2 is of this retard walking his fake lawn-mower.
He walks really weirdlike though.
I keep seeing things about how that disease is transmitted by hand holding.
The hand holding is interesting as it mentions in the logs that "subject 4 holds hands with subject 13"
>>17471070
Same guy as in >>17471066?
>>17471073
Yessir.
Video 2 is marked 2014 though.
Pls kill me
I should be getting sp00ked
but instead, I'm getting turned on
Whose idea was it to wear those tight pants?
>>17471039
I have been looking at the javascript file over at http://absurveillancesolutions.com/script.js
its written in such a way that all the readable keywords for the code are put into single letter variables. also the readable keywords are written in reverse on top of that. After I found the user and pass in the list I felt that the pass for archives must also be in there. Anything that stood out as a possible password I gave a go. sadday worked.
I'm starting to suspect >>17471078 is the same gentleman in >>17471070 and >>17471062.
>>17471083
He is. Same gown.
Same one that scares the parents in x3.
>>17471082
Very clever, very clever! I'll have to take a look.
I'm screencapping all the TXTs in the archive rn
Lynks and Boomy as always play a big role in them
>>17471078
File: 88521 0535 03-25-15 4:08p
Subject: Re: Stuff
From: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 2/15/2013 1:04 AM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My new brother in law or whatever is so weird. He keeps drawing these pictures of what he thinks is Boomy the cat and they look SO BAD. I'll have to take some pictures of them and show you. Also I think he's like making up other characters. I'm not a big boomy fan or anything, but I'm pretty sure there's no cat who's all pink.
>all pink
>all pink
>>17471090
Why not pastebin them?
>>17471093
Wow, I'm retarded
Pastebin coming soon
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/archives/
>>17471071
I noticed that too.
I'm also wondering if the disease is being transmitted without them knowing, yet the people behind the cameras seem to know.
The mother (subject 1) keeps mentioning people dying in her book, there was also a bit about time travel.
What if the baby is the kreeper from the future?
Fuck at some point we need to take a break from discovering stuff so I can actually go to bed.
>>17471096
Here we go
http://pastebin.com/8PbypHA8
>>17471102
>going to bed
>at all
>>17470380
>Youtube channel
>Alan Resnick
No mystery, just abject mental disorder.
>>17471102
>being able to sleep after x1, x2, and x3
>>17471107
Whelp I guess its time to get used to my new life of insomnia,
>>17471107
>tfw I go to sleep at 3PM which is in 20 minutes so none of that shit really bothers me and I can sleep like usual
Want some free shrugs?
>>17471104
One of those mentions the box being hid behind the bed.
>>17471104
This sonic parody is pretty silly.
Suggested hiding the box in the yard.
>>17471124
>The Claridryl box
Gonna try it out
>http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/
>http://absurveillancesolutions.com/archives
>/img/ and /js/ have nothing but mention a game
>>17470809
Nightmare. True nightmare.
>>17471049
This figure reminds me of Alan from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRNb7KepDA
this video
Fuck, I gotta' go to sleep. Keep at it!
>>17470883
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS TRAIN
>http://thesculptorsclayground.com/images/
>>17471151
I'm assuming the LD images are Lynks disease?
![LD5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k2JYG1E.jpg "LD5[1].jpg")
>>17471151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I&t=189s the entire thing on youtube
Also, Bommy runing through at 3:05
So im assuming from the collection of images that it presents with blisters and mouth lesions/sores. Potebtially through the previously mentioned hand holding however the single image of the hand has what looks like a puncture would surrounded by a yellowing which could be a sign of spreading or simply an antibiotic or cleansing agent.
>>17471009
Link to the game?
>>17471166
You have to access it from the archive
It's the only EXE file
>>17471158
I can't find my "anime girls vomiting" folder, but just know that I want to post something from it.
?
>>17471172
I have lynks
Anyone noticed the similarities between the x3 video and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJmFhCO12dU
>>17471172
So I'm guessing that the family bought some clay statues and ended up getting lynx disease
which is somehow connected to all the shits that's going on?
Also, the sculptor guy (the guy that Alan plays) was Sam's(the girl who's constantly mentioned) boyfriend before he was imprisoned and got lynx disease
At the end of the "products" page it says
>Effective solutions involve rich and complex strategies which, if not orchestrated perfectly, can lead to injury, and in many cases, death.
Wat
Of fuck I just noticed they have some of that sculptor's statues in their house. Check the fireplace near 6:39
![This House Has People in It.mp4_snapshot_00.17_[2016.03.15_12.59.35].png](https://i.imgur.com/eC1RAoZ.jpg "This House Has People in It.mp4_snapshot_00.17_[2016.03.15_12.59.35].png")
>>17471187
>connected to all the shits that's going on?
In the beginning of the main video the baby is playing with the food like the man on the TV with the clay.
I guess that is it?
>>17471201
interesting,just noticed that the main video is from 2014 while the rest are from 2016.
So I guess they moved on after the showdown
>>17471187
Also according to the timeline the teenage daughter felt her face 3 days after she was diagnosed with LD, also a few days before (maybe she got it from the cigarettes?)
So maybe all the people we were watching feeling their faces are already infected with LD. BTW you mentioned the sculptor going to jail and getting LD. On his website he mentions clay from prisons being the best-quality clay around. In the TXT archive grandma asks the sculptor guy what clay she should use. Is grandma the culprit who brought LD into the house by asking the sculptor?
Anyway, have some Sanic
>>17471199
>>17471201
Also more references to hands. They seem to focus in on the baby's.
>>17471208
>happy bithdsy
>>17471208
Also other anon pointed out that there is missing R in the Birthday on your picture.
There are letters in the /archives/ of the fridge and in the main video on the stove.
may be we can connect some word or some shit
>>17471205
Something tells me Grandma ended up getting arrested to get clay because in one of the videos, you see her coming through the front door in handcuffs like she escaped.
>>17471214
Aww man and I just noticed "sadday" is written downstairs in the basement as well.
>>17471048
HOLY FUCK
>>17471215
This entire thing gets funnier faster than it gets scarier.
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/40234.mp4
Is the Father making fun of the surveillance company? He clearly looks at the camera and the company touts itself as patriotic.
>>17471048
can anyone screen shot it? i'm too scared to watch.
>>17471216
Screenshot?
>>17471224
Some shit shows up.
I didnt watched it there was a screen of it on /tv/
>>17471224
Just mute it or something, it's not too sudden.
>>17471215
Grandma got the clay apparently, but complained to him that it doesn't stand up. She's apparently trying to impress someone. It think it's the bald guy aka Jack. There's a video of her ogling him on her tablet
>>17471225
You ca see it from a few different angles of that thing as well.
>>17471239
that looks like it's written on a freezer of some kind? People keep bodies in freezers...
>>17471243
it's a washer
>>17470380
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTjqRjqWIM [Remove]
>0:22
what
Its a washing machine. Look at the dial on the top.
>>17471243
I'm starting to wonder where the other wife disappeared too and if it has something to do with this.
The dad seems to go full blow crazy and raving about family.
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/96200.mp4
"PEG" on the carpet, just something for you letter lovers
Also the Father is listening to war sounds and getting comfy, which might support >>17471258
Something I pulled up from the main video
>>17471252
At 0:01 that guy is already there. >>17471078
>>17471249
>>17471254
oh you're right, not a freezer it's definitely a washing machine
>>17471252
Ok so there is footage of the mom chopping a tree, on the website its dated 03-05-2014, that video with footage of the mom chopping that Christmas tree is dated as the premiere.
There was already talk of time travel, whic is making me very confused.
>>17471267
jesus
What do you all make of the people phasing through the ground? Everything else makes sense to
me but I can't figure this out.
>>17471274
someone needs to order the videos chronologically, I feel as though it plays a big factor in this
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/00012.mp4
"Suspect 27" "affected" by.. something telekinetical that also affects the video signal?
>>17470809
What the fuck
>>17471281
I'm working on it. Its alot to go through, give it time.
>>17471258
>I'm starting to wonder where the other wife disappeared to
There's another wife? If that's the case then, is it possible that "creature" is what the wife turned into because of the lynx disease?
>>17471281
Look at the Google Doc in the following post
>>17470490
Sinking in to the ground im assuming is them turning into clay, as clay comes from beneath the ground.
If the clay was the best in the world as previously mentioned im guessing it was made from those who had succumbed to lynks?
>>17471294
sounds resonable
>>17471294
the one thing I don't understand about lynks disease though is the bubbling from the ears we saw in those pictures
>>17471294
Holy shit, I don't even know what to say.
The one thing im stuck on is the cigarettes...
Why was the father so obsessed with going to Africa instead of Orlando?
Yeah. The bubbles are confusing. Also, the children and parents that were all face down in the yard? And did anyone notice the mother cuts down the tree with a machete and its already decorated as she is doing so and a tree stand is also visible next to it or potentially on it? Maybe shes not cutting it down but instead acting out on it due to her thinking its responsible for something negative?
>>17471294
The thing I'm wondering is if the daughter had Lynks did she overcome it? She can be seen in tape 00083 which takes place after the main video. But interestingly the baby seems to have been replaced by a doll which seems to further the idea that she survived going through the floor somehow.
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/00443.mp4
The video of Boomy zooming through the neighborhood shows some frames eating garbage, just like in the game
Someone's living the dream
>>17471294
This is an amazing theory
>>17471299
I'm guessing the daughter got them from the neighborhood/school teens who were already affected from LD, then she handed them to her brother and gave her the disease, too
>>17471309
>the baby seems to have been replaced by a doll
I knew something was strange about it.
Thanks anon
So the father dresses up in this Boomy costume and eats trash?
http://absurveillancesolutions.com/l/04520.mp4
This video is funny as fuck, is this Alan Resnick telling us to stop snooping around?
What about when the daughter is passing through the floor and the father is saying shit about it being a test and he keeps telling the wife she's beautiful?
>>17470745
>3 videos
>only one is public
>>17471326
> the father is saying shit about it being a test and he keeps telling the wife she's beautiful?
As said some where in the thread the father is having a mental breakdown.
I have no idea of what is happening to the daughter besides what >>17471294 said.
>>17471324
Does the kid know what is happening? I thought first that the contractor might be working on destroying the cameras.
What I don't get about lynks is that it has odd symptoms, but the host of Sculptors Clayground says on his website that you don't want to have it and that you already have it. He also suggests a lot of vague ways you can get it that seem to suggest its impossible not to catch. Also stating you'll never be 100% safe.
That is what gets me. What could it possibly be if it seems to have no clear symptoms and can be cured by one of the ways you catch it? It almost sounds like a riddle.
How does Boomy tie up with all of this?
Id say the father is the one dressing up to sate the son because he knows his impending fate but thats and absolute shot in the dark.
He does seem to know that something bad is coming which would be a reason for his mental lapses.
>>17471252
>Time of event: 4:00 AM
Now that can't be right, can it?
>>17471327
meaning we have to wait for them or we have to find them
>>17471311
It cant be the father???
Because he was in the kitchen when the kid was on the ipad and sanic went in front of the window
Or im missing something here
>>17471339
My theory is he's disinforming the public on Lynks Disease so more people catch it. He is passionate about clay and, supporting >>17471294's theory, wants the best quality clay
>>17471339
Either a riddle of ramblings of a madman. And lunacy does seem to be a reoccurring theme.
Don't know how much help this is but one of the passwords"Waarnemin" is Dutch/Afrikaans for "Observing" however, a G is missing on the end as it is actually "Waarneming"
The dad wanted to go to South Afrika so it makes sense.
>>17471048
>>17471049
What the absolute fuck
>>17471351
Agreed. Im relatively confident in my theory at this point.
>>17471351
If this is true, whatever causes lynx would have to be very specific
Shot in the dark: [spoiler]maybe claridryl[/spoiler]
>>17471361
I thought you'd get LD by holding hands
>>17471348
There could be youtube video codes somewhere. Those after watch?v=. May be quite hard to find.
I just want to thank you all, this is so much fun. Goddamn adventuring, feeling like I'm a digital The Goonies.
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>>17471282
anon from /co/ found this freeze frame in tape 00012
Looks nice
>>17471308
>Also, the children and parents that were all face down in the yard
they caught lynk's disease
So a google search for south africab clay brought up bentonite, a clap powder used to reduce reactions and inflammation. And what is claridryl used for?
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Fuck my inability to proofread
>Hi Tom Is it ok if I use some extra data from the family plan this month? We have a big project in my AP economics class that I need to work on with some other people in the class. We are proably going to have to do group video calls a lot. Also didn't you say you know some economics news? Like I think that we have to talk about China's economy and how it relates to the USA. I don't know, but I'll need the extra data
What could the daughter actually have done with the extra data?
>>17471379
>south africab clay
This is probably why the Father wanted to go to South Africa for holidays
He wanted the C
Or maybe he wanted his Lynk-ed family to be one with the clay
What do the letters on the heart on the fridge say
"RUN 4 ?????"
Why are they looking at the Christmas tree way out of the holiday season?
What did it turn out the dude in the basement was doing? Because going off those freeze framed screenshots, it almost looks like they had the other wife (who is basically a monster from the lynx) locked away down there and then she broke free.
Or something.
Holy shit, this is complicated on too many levels.
>>17471396
office
>>17471396
Boomy?
This is too much
>>17471407
no its not just disorganized at this point
>>17471324
fucking lel
I have no idea why this is such a big deal. It is obviously fabricated.
>>17471412
no, really? it's Alan Resnick
