I was a former employee of Area 51.
What we're thinking of as aliens are actually extra dimensional beings, that an earlier version of Nasa made contact with us.
They are not what they claim to be, they've infiltrated a lot of aspect of the military particularily Area 51. The government knows about them.
They want the major population wiped out so that the few that are left can be easily controlled.
I, too, listen to Tool.
>>17383252
Why would you want to control a bunch of technologically inferior monkeys?
>>17383261
This
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>>17383267
I really hope you both know where it originated because it wasn't that band.
Isn't this from an Art Bell thingy?
You should get a native English speaker to check over your posts first, OP.
>>17383301
Ya, this was the episode that got his show knocked off the air for like half an hour.
>>17383261
What does Tool have to do with this?
>>17383252
That's what the art bell caller said and later confirmed he was kidding and never worked at area 51
Sage faggot
>>17383261
>>17383262
>>17383267
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>>17383301
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>>17383318
Why are you bumping this thread? Please don't.
>>17383337
Fuck you even if this thread is a shitpost it might be a hell of alot more interesting than all those retarded Roleplay threads the majority of you faggots like to have.
>hurr durr sex magik genrual
Go fuck yourself.
>>17383350
>this isnt a roleplay thread
Op:
Aids to quell birth rates followed more recently by Zika to de-evolve to turn humanity into slaves.
okay..... people believe too much about how area 51 has aliens..... i bet that its not aliens rather its a weapon that they are making...... or it could be something like inception..... a machine to go into a dream to get details. they could be sending people right now..... into your dreams getting detail that the need.
>>17383444
you....talk like....a....huge faggot....
I will not allow the government or aliens or anyone to control me.
I'll never get tired of telling you how fucking flabbergastedly stupid you are /x/, you glorious bastards.
>>17383252
What is really going on?
>>17383455
All that chart shows is that the boards with the most trolls have the lowest average IQ.
Control. Slavery.
All of it is for power to maintain control.
>>17383252
you literally quoted that one caller from Coast To Coast
>>17383298
Cmon that's why op knows about it. That's why majority people know about it. It's not like we listen to coast to coast constantly it's only on at night.
>>17383252
Coast to Coast was a great show back in the day.
>>17383326
Last track off Lateralus?
or maybe 10,000 days...
>>17383607
Probably 10,000 Days.
Theres that one Area 51 video where the grannys actually drive into it that has Lost Keys playing in the background
>>17383548
Explain this hooey.
>>17383548
Mmm, I want an etheric funnel cake.
>They want the major population wiped out so that the few that are left can be easily controlled.
For what reason? What can we offer them?
![ArtBellEarly4[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yXCTiLc.gif "ArtBellEarly4[1].gif")
>>17383252
But are they still triangulating their position?
whitley strieber are you really this bored? go write another shitty book
IF a super advanced race was here, they wouldn't cull most of the population, the would annihilate it. Being a super advanced space traveling species surely would have mastered cloning, it would be easier and more cost effective (resources) to clone than to train and control a population.
>>17383834
free versatile labor?
>>17383252
And what, exactly, did you hope to accomplish in telling us this?
>>17383665
>>17383607
"Faaip de Oiad" samples a recording of a 1997 call on Art Bell's radio program Coast to Coast AM.[19] "Faaip de Oiad" is Enochian for The Voice of God.
Also, theres some real solid truths in that track, for those who have the eyes to see.
>>17383350
>hurr durr sex magik genrual
>Go fuck yourself.
That meant as advice?
