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how can you tell the difference between an alien and a demon?
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how can you tell the difference between an alien and a demon?
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One says "ayylmao" and pops his finger in your ass while the other doesn't.
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>>17382702
>pops his finger in your ass
isn't that exactly what a sinful hedonist demon would do?
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>>17382711
Yes. That's how you can tell that it's a demon and not an alien.
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There is none
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>>17382718
And all this time I thought I was being scientifically probed by an inquisitive Alien when in fact I was being arse-blasted by a mischievous demon!
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>>17382692
Legit question.
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>be you in bed
>hears a rustling noise behind you
>suddenly there's a soft whisper in your ear
>"ayylmaoo"
>you begin to sob as you feel a cold, hard finger slipping between your arse cheeks
>it starts licking your neck with it's wet black tongue
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Alien is you
Demon is inside
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Aliens are demons. Angels, Demons, God. All that shit is Aliens. Early man just too uneducated to understand shit
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This board is a joke
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>>17382692
Simple: Ask if his space craft is compatible with a generic store bought cable and susceptible to a computer virus written and uploaded using a Mac...
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>>17382692

A demon will appear surrounded by neckbeards telling you "I'm an atheist" until you pass out.

Aliens just molest you for fun.
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>>17382898
I don't know why I come here.
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>>17383937
I know what you mean, its devolved into idiots spewing nonsense.
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>>17382692
Same way you can tell a human a part from a demon and an alien.
Demons are not aliens and aliens are not demons.
Demons are mythological creatures.
Aliens are extraterrestrial beings.
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>>17382692
There is none. Aliens are just demons that lie. Outer space doesn't exist.
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>>17385031
>Outer space doesn't exist.
we've literally been there
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>>17382783

We called them the Watchers or the Grigori.

But the Sumerian called them the Igigi, and they were the Military and Engineers of the Anunnaki Royalty.

They were the Malakim of Yahweh who fathered the Anakim Giants IE Hybrids.

When at the wedding of Marduk to Sarpanit they came down to the Cedar Mountain known as Hermon and abducted adapite females to have children with.

This is how the Fallen Fell because it was against the will of Enlil / Yahweh to procreate with the humans.

He brought the Deluge to wipe the earth clear of them.
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>>17385031
If outerspace doesn't exist why don't you learn how to fly a plane.
Get into a plane and fly as high as you can.
Is the sky just some endless space to you?
Do you think you can fly to hevean?
Do you think you are going to fly into a sky box?
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>>17385031

You are a flat earther religious zealot.

Heaven IS outer space.

The Anunnaki are those from 'Heaven' to Earth come.

Ki is an old name for Earth.

They are the Bloodline Kingship of Anu.

Anu sent his sons, Enlil and Enki.

They are the Archons, the Lords.

En is Sumerian for Lord.
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Technically, this is all an illusion of One pretending to be all. Thus, everything is an illusion of yourself and that means there is no difference. You are the alien. You are the demon. You are the observer of what you call aliens and you are the observer of what you call demons. All existing as One, as each other, individually and not at all. So yeah....
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>>17385031
https://youtu.be/Lx_OIyCtU2I
Or maybe you could do this.
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>>17385049

The Great Architect of the Universe made the gods to be his Builders.

And we are made in their image and their likeness.

The Builders left the Great Work unfinished when they rejected the capstone of our creation.

But we are the gods now, we are the Builders and its up to us to finish the Great Work.
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>>17385056
Pretty masonic brah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpGwnN3dfc
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>>17382692
how can you tell the difference between an alien with a wig and an anime?
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Real advice.
>You don't.
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>>17385046
>>17385036
>implying the technology that flat-earthers say allows the sustainment of the dome of the sky wouldnt also allow for spheres in which extra-terrestrial vehicles could visit, and create unnoticable wormholes through which they could pass to get there while remaining undetected on human instruments.
Baka~
>this is the one point i actually like about flat earth.
i mean, if they could have one, why not others?
just because we went to the moon, doesn't mean its not flat too.
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>>17382692
One exists and the other doesn't.
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The Omega Conspiracy Dr. I D E Thomas
http://www.scribd.com/doc/112899052/The-Omega-Conspiracy-Dr-I-D-E-Thomas

The Alien Agenda and the NWO
http://youtu.be/X2ZvE40HilE

I.D.E. Thomas: The First To Expose The "Alien" Strong Delusion
http://youtu.be/H1_BmEJ39DM

Jacques Vallee - Messengers of Deception
http://www.scribd.com/doc/33478326/Jacques-Vallee-Messengers-of-Deception

David Jacobs - The Threat
https://www.dmt-nexus.me/doc/David%20Jacobs%20-%20The%20Threat.pdf

Fallen Angels, Yoga & Hinduism, New Age, New World Satanic Order
http://youtu.be/K97yB1-4Ers
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>>17382770
i laughed
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>>17385294
ayy lmao
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>>17385294
Shitposting is shitposting at any level of shit.
Your post is pretty shitty.
My post is pretty shitty.
However it is being able to power through the shit that makes us stronger.
Not an alien I promise.
Ayy lmao
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i think the difference between aliens and demons is perception. it would be rather alien to run into a demon. just my two cents.
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>>17382702
lost
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>>17385325
>>17385335
And FUCK YOU TOO. Fucking TRIPFAGS, I'm done.
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>>17385367
Lol such is the life of being an invisible tripfag.
U made aome pretty shit b8 son.
Thx for the chuckle
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>>17382755

Did it ever matter? You liked it.
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>>17385056

STOP RAISING MY FREQUENCY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I CAN DO IT MYSELF
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>>17382692
Most aliens are harmless. At least, the ones who live in the ocean. They told me to tell you sorry about all those missing planes in the Bermuda triangle btw. Inter-dimensional travel is a bitch.

Demons will fuck you in your sleep and try to kill you and not care about being seen.
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>>17385447
Also one has feelings and ayymotions, the other does not, outside of rage and lust. One makes fart jokes over the com system on his aircraft to other ayylmaos, the other scrapes your back with long tendons and throws things at you.

Source: Alien currently residing in Svalbard. It's really fucking cold. Send heater pls. :(
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