Werewolf thread, Post stuff about how they definitely exist. Yes, I know the pic is dog soldiers.
>>17358799
Dog soldiers was so badass. Probably my favorite of the werewolf genre
>>17358799
Where can I find werewolf? I want werewolf dick into my ass.
>>17358875
Who doesn't?
>>17358875
Check amazon
>>17358880
Probably normies or they cannot just admit it.
Why do you think only wierdos like werewolves and such?
I think more basic people prefer to see themselves as advanced but truly evolved and eccentric types like to get beastial.
>>17358799
Protip: A werewolf hates office work. Especially filing.
Werewolves do not exist, they never have and never will, there are protocols set in place which, as a side effect, prevent them from ever occurring in this iteration of reality.
>>17358904
Could we create werewolf somehow? I want werewolf so bad. Rawr.
>not liking weresharks
>>17358924
Hot but I think he would be very stinky.
>>17358931
No way. The ocean smells nice. Plus smooth skin. Plus two dicks.
>>17358907
Only if you stretch the notion far enough that you may as well not have bothered. You could have a human surgically altered to have the rough shape of a wolf, or viceversa, you would have to find alternative ways to keep them animated if the alterations prove antithetical with natural life, of course.
But the shape shifting human-wolf, wolf-human archetypes, as well as the anthropoid wolf archetype and the wolf with human sentience archetype are all incompatible with the current reality.
There's always rabies.
>>17358934
>two dicks
Now we're talking.
>>17358943
Everywhere I go - faggots. Even in a werewolf thread.
>>17358950
>even in werewolf thread
>even
Did you expect a good role play thread?
>>17358799
Still unsolved:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_G%C3%A9vaudan
Killed tons of people, never positively identified.
>>17358940
>You could have a human surgically altered to have the rough shape of a wolf
At the risk of sounding like a faggot, I volunteer to be patient zero, what are the requirements?
>>17358950
You're in 4chan. There are gays IN EVERY BOARD. How new are you, honestly?
>>17358993
I'm not gay. I'm gay only for werewolves and weresharks with two dicks.
>>17358904
>there are protocols set in place
Please elaborate on said protocols
>>17358950
>Even in a werewolf thread.
Eventually the furfags would get wind, it is 4chan
>>17358980
Jesus...WTF was it?
>>17359003
What about Werewolves with two dicks?
>>17359019
I'm gonna guess a werewolf of some sorts
>>17359025
Nah. That would be mutated, deformed or some other way retarded werewolf.
>>17358991
Where do I put my application in?
>>17359005
As far as I know, there are a couple of minor contingency... measures? scripts? -nothing near as important as a physical law- which are part of the greater fine tuning infrastructure -the one which keeps shedding away the realities where stuff like vacuum metastability events happen too soon-, and which just happen to conflict with the... let's say morphonarrative -because it includes not only the physical shape but also the folklore- of viable werewolves. Apparently they also keep you from creating a perfect sphere while inside a gravity well, but I don't think those two effects are related.
>>17359019
A weather balloon probably
>>17358904
Your wrong.
>tfw furfags ruined the image of werewolves
>>17358940
the perversions of man are as grande as his imagination
>>17359287
..........wtf
>>17359173
Cool. Where can I find one?
>>17359059
Why do insane fucks like yourself always sound like they just combine random little words to make big "intelligent" sounding words? Those fellating stupidity do that much for yourself?
>>17359542
Where whores go.
>>17359559
>Why do insane fucks like yourself always sound like they just combine random little words to make big "intelligent" sounding words?
They do. They are megalomaniac.
>>17359559
This thread is garbage, even by RP standards.
Somebody saw the werewolves in real life?
>>17359597
Of course not.
>>17359287
As real as this looks, this was all staged as some retarded art piece revolving around "Shock value"
>>17358931
Wha..What would he smell like?...
I've seen a pack of very tall dogs (2 meters at least) running, in a forest with my brother, we both saw them
And other time we went on a hunting trip with my family there was a street sign with clear giant claw marks, may have not been a werewolf, but it was certanly something weird.
>>17360285
Imagine shark breath after eating.
>>17358886
Only faggots use the word normie. You're basically saying that you're so fucking dull and lame that nobody likes you. So, to keep up appearances you have to try and alienate yourself to keep avoiding the fact that you suck and nobody likes you.
>>17360393
Can I be a normie and still want some werewolf cock to penetrate my ass?
>>17360393
>getting this mad over a word
>>17360405
>getting this mad over someone getting mad
what a faggot, mate
>>17359198
>mfw you said tfw, yet you didn't post a face
>>17360393
>he needs other people to like him so he can feel like his continued existence is valid
>actually unironically uses the term lame
Normies, when will they learn?
>>17359198
>Pread by bite
Someone made a typo.
You forgot grey, blue and white.
>>17361019
It's from "the book of were-wolves"
>>17360618
Hey im a ghost my names casper and im so fat it will scare you.
>>17361033
What? You mean from the same person that wrote "The Book of Dragons"?
>>17361276
http://sacred-texts.com/goth/bow/
>>17359019
Dire wolf.
>>17360550
tfw also stands for "that feel when".
>>17363188
ooh... sorry :(
>>17360393
Hello normie.
>>17360404
kek
>>17359559
>>17359583
>>17359587
Because big words are the arguments that dumb people use to convince other dumb people
>>17363803
you mutherfugger D:
>>17359019
A pack of wolves who thought humans were easy pickings and were hunted down after a while.
>>17358799
Werewolves were people who put on wolves skin and mentally turned into wolves and did wolf things like killing.
>>17364864
Werewolves make me horny,
Is it normal?
>>17365374
Don't worry you're not alone ;)
>>17359019
it was a rabid furry who fell through time...
>>17365374
Why the fuck does he have a cigar?
>>17365374
>>17365614
Well, where are you from?
>>17366225
Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar.
>>17359173
>you're*
Ftfy you fat cunt
