fun /x/ comics?
>>17336616
So... in this world everyone is colorblind too, or they just thought they saw a red and white (and green?) giant skull man?
>>17336733
"No fun allowed"
>>17336753
I don't hate fun. See? Fun!
>>17336762
So cynical
>>17336733
>>17336733
Maybe they're frightened because there's a strange man in a Santa costume robbing their house.
>>17336808
You're right, that would be pretty spooky.
>>17336876
Best dressed of the elder gods is obviously Nyarlathotep
>>17336903
lol what a n00b, I bet he didn't even use the blood of a virgin
>>17336908
Joke's on him, now he's on hell's mailing list and will get solicitations for donations to Satan's Army and spam on "how2grow ur pen0r delux Incubus-size 2day!!1"
>>17336882
Still an alien.
>>17336886
The mom is hot.
>>17336961
Enjoy.
>>17336954
Still eaten.
>>17336886
>>17336978
>>17337033
>Jonathan Wojcik
Bruh
>>17337087
Will you hate me now if I confess I only like about half his stuff and find the other stuff too silly and random?
(I like this one, it just seemed to fit the topic.)
These were really cool. I have to show my friend later he likes twisted dark humor.
>>17337274
Obviously God. The answers to your prayers are indistinguishable from luck because he can control everything.
Also he doesn't really concern himself with your mortal concerns.
>>17336978
Is there no r34 of her?
>>17336978
the hell
>>17337277
I would be completely ok with this, i would just float around in space until i am pulled in by the gravity of some other planet then live there forever
>>17337292
In the original comic everything with a human face was labelled as being the immortal soul of someone who did something that was detrimental to the spirit of hallowe'en, suffering in hell for their sins. The thing in your pic was someone who handed out religious or political propaganda instead of candy.
The duck-snail in the bottom was labelled 'You. You'll figure it out when you get there.'
>>17337321
The madness wouldn't even let you regret anything. 8/10 space adventure.
>>17337279
>Im so proud of being a father, im full of love for all my children.
<Hey, dad, can you help me with this
>Im not concerned with your childish concerns
Why would you follow that guy?
>>17337279
He's a shit god then
>>17336604
>>17337443
>>17337277
thats actually terrifying
the demon is a dick
>>17337321
imagine being pulled in by a black hole or a sun and you are not able to die
>>17337443
>>17337472
Uno Morales for a change of pace. Someone's gonna post the "Telescope" any day now.
>>17337491
The telescope one is overrated, I prefer this.
>>17337292
>>17337326
Right, meant to post that too.
>>17336779
I lost it.
>>17336793
I think you'll like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8
>>17337476
>the only thing in the universe that the singularity can't completely break down
>do resistance workouts until you can navigate around it
>due to your celestial gains, you can escape the black hole
good adventure desu
>>17337778
>implying you can't be broken down into millions of pieces and still live while you're immortal
>now attempt to do your resistance workouts like that
It was a nice try, /fit/, but you'd best stick to punching ghosts.
>>17336779
Can't believe I lost to this
>>17336744
That's funny. I like it.
>>17337797
I suppose immortality is different from invincibility, but unless each (or at least several) of the constituent particles would either share a consciousness, or gain one of their own. Unless consciousness is a fundamental trait, like spin, then individual particles cannot simply possess it. Thus, the (im)mortal coil that passes through the event horizon would either be unaffected or only minimally so. The resistance workouts are thus still feasible.
>>17337960
Well, you make a good argument, old chap, so if you ever get the chance to do this, make your way back to earth and tell us how it went. For science. SPOOKY science!
>>17338047
Will do
>>17336876
Apparently David Lynch used to wear five ties when he was a film student. Not on his face, though.
>>17338340
>Not on his face, though.
I'm surprised.
>>17337545
#2 lucked out
>>17336762
>gif
>>17337117
this isn't reddit.com
>>17337733
HmmmHmmm
I was just zoning out and staring at my bookshelves which contain my big comics collection and my eyes lit upon my copy of Pim And Francie:The Golden Bear Days by Al Columbia. If ever a comic was truly /co/ worthy it is this. However it's OOP and desu I'm not gonna scan mine, ever, 'cause making money when you're an "alternative"cartoonist is hard enough. Never seen a torrent but then I've never looked for one. I wholeheartedly recommend it, though.
Another good /x/ comic is The Squirrel Machine by Hans Rickheit.
>>17338959
Reminds me of The Troop by Nick Cutter.
>>17336790
this is so fucking dumb and I laughed forever
>>17339626
Relax, anon, it doesn't do anything.
>>17339793
>If ever a comic was truly /co/ worthy it is this.
>/co/
You do know where you are, right?
>>17339626
>82 kb
>>17337525
mama?
Here's some OC.
>>17340072
You draw that or just add the text?
>>17339974
Sorry, I meant /x/!
>>17340115
I write the 'scripts', friend of mine draws. Here's another one:
>>17337187
He is aware of his weaknesses. And for that l do believe he'll be just fine
Here's another one. The art sucks here, but I'm proud of the setup.
Man, I forgot about bogleech.com
>>17340464
hue hue hue
>>17336779
Gary Larson has heaps of great comics with aliens, if anyone wants the source
>>17336902
>stop at this pane
>/x/ in a nutshell
>>17341344
Thanks. Do you happen to have more of his work?
>>17336762
>gif
>lots of text
Hold on there friendo.
>>17337391
Gods don't exist to serve man
>>17341538
>>17341526
i wish it were a screamer, comic was disappoint.
>>17336750
>>17339793
I'm so nice I found some pages from Pim & Francie online. Tell me this isn't an /x/ comic! Buy it, you fucks.
>>17342841
>>17342853
Is there another panel? Do those kids get chopped up?
>>17343032
There's a whole 200-odd page book. Eventually they get chopped up but the comic isn't really about "plot" it's about a constant sense of dread. al Columbia used Pim & francie in his legendary Biologic Show comics and they evolved into this huge comic palimpsest that is Golden Bear Days.
>>17342718
I'm horrified and amazed at the same time.
>>17336769
kocicka. I always like that for some reason.
>>17337680
Best comic in this thread yet.
>>17337525
I hadn't seen that one. Pretty good.
God damn it, I can't believe I'm the one who has to post it. Shame on you, /x/, for forgetting a classic.
Thank you all for these.
>>17344727
I hadn't forgotten it at all, it just felt like more of a traditional /x/ comic than an outright humorous one.
>>17344824
>>17344727
I've been waiting for someone else to post it.
>>17342294
Alien JB
>>17342294
>>17345534
Those aliens are pedophiles.
>>17342718
>>17343534
I wanna be that kind of a parent someday. T_T
>>17337937
You sound like a Hello Kitty fan...
>>17346140
I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of kids in therapy as /x/philes get older and manage to find willing hosts for their offspring.
On an unrelated note, I've always liked that screencap. Did the OP never return all these years later? No one ever proved or debunked his caps?
>>17344769
that legit scared me for a second
"The Bus" by Paul Kirchner is a surreal webcomic that's worth a look.
http://imgur.com/a/S3k3C#1
>>17336744
Why isn't the CIA guy saying "I'm CIA"?
>>17336797
Hmph.
>>17344727
I only saw one where it ended when he got eaten...... is there more?
>>17340335
That's about all that saves you in the end.
>>17337253
That's great.
>>17337284
bump
>>17347132
CIA guys never say they're CIA.
>>17347307
I don't think so.
>>17337569
>if knowing the unknowable is crazy
>i don't want to be sane
>>17337680
>and began to spread life
Love it.
>>17340344
Oh wow. That's terrible.
>>17347082
Didn't he do a few of these? I think some other /x/phile posted one another comic thread we had, but I didn't save it.
>>17337680
I'd be pumped. Consumption would clearly never let humanity die, since he would want to keep eating us.
>>17347307
Yes, it's from a comic by Mat Brinkman called Multi Force. One issue. OOP. Rare as shit. Look up Fort Thunder if you're interested--Brian Chippendale, the drummer/singer from Lightning Bolt, is a founder member of it and is a very prolific cartoonist himself.
>>17347082
It's not a webcomic Anon. It was serialised in National Lampoon first, there's an old collection and one from a few years ago.
>>17341590
>>17347760
Is that Iain Banks the writer? Looks like him.
>>17347828
>>17347829
>>17346595
Who did this?
>>17347843
Every vengeful god ever, and Roko's Basilisk.
>>17347327
They do if they're talking to a big guy.
>>17347843
Cleverbot
>>17347815
>>17347827
I met Nicolas Gurewitch at Thought Bubble last year. Very nice bloke, great cartoonist.
>>17347327
For you
>>17347890
Lucky.
I'm glad he's been doing more comics once in a while.
>>17347327
>>17347931
It's a pity he's started using a computer for everything. His water coloured strips were lovely and he used a lot of different drawing styles. That Colonel Sweeto book cover,is gorgeous but his newest stuff looks, dare I say it, almost hacked out.
>>17348000
I wouldn't say "hacked out", but I agree that his pre-computer works were better.
>>17347387
I like it
>>17340344
I cringed
Found this recently. Would be better if it was the actual human heart.
>>17346595
I was actually going to post this one. I wish there was more, it fascinates me.
Something about torturing the majority of the human race.
>>17339794
If only it was a chimpanzee.
>>17349199
That just normal sadism. Find a masochist.
>>17350596
He's not a sadist, he's just an edgelord.
>>17350724
Something is seriously wrong with me when even my shitposting is polite.
>>17344610
This comic makes me smile. Because the sad little child-thing got picked up and comforted.
>>17336882
C O O L
>>17336882
>Earth is right next to Juniper
Not even once
>>17337279
Why concerning with the creation of mortals then?
>>17337525
Holyshit this is amazing, what is it?
>>17346595
I don't understand this one. What exactly do the robots gain from doing this?
>>17348284
thanks anon
>>17348368
to each their own I guess
>>17349564
Liked this one a lot for some reason.
>>17347082
Hunh.
Now, this one is the opposite of the last comic. Good art, mediocre script. We all have good days and bad days, eh?
>>17342718
Thats so fucking cute, it doesnt belong here
>>17351211
creasedcomics.com
>>17349564
Literally LOL
>>17351197
Uno Moralez. Mysterious Russian computer-cartoon horror genius. Just search him on tumblr. He had an issue of Frontier magazine, too. That's Ryan Sands' comic-magazine anthology-type periodical.
>>17351152
>complains about accuracy in a silly comic
>Juniper
>>17351198
Nothing. Roko's Basilisk is evidence that AI never bother to fix the utility crisis.
>>17351220
Every artist secretly wants to live on a deserted island. We all draw islands well as a result.
>>17351477
>Every artist secretly wants to live on a deserted island.
Screw that, I like living in a place where there's wi-fi and no risk of hurricanes.
>>17351613
Who says we wouldn't have WiFi internet?
Dream, goddammit.
>>17351198
What did humans gain from building them?
>>17351639
I hear you can get demons to provide free wifi.
>>17347828
1. Normal Skeleton, Top Hat, Flight and Magnetic Bones, Spooky Tomb, Professor Dracula
2. Patches + Jackpot + Sixto OR Luther + Derek + Kilroy, Comb, Battle of the Bands OR Pirate Treasure OR Bring Terry Home
3. Outer Space, American Cape and Mysterious Liquid, Sean Connery.
>>17337187
story of life
>>17337525
Dude's about to get laid in a twins ffm threesome fucking epic
>>17347828
Ghost Skeleton wearing a Top Hat with the powers of Time Travel and Breakdancing, living in a spoopy tomb, fighting Kelly Goldstein, allied with Crusher, Patches and Kilroy, equiped with a magic mixtape, on a quest to destroy Goldsteins lesbian rally, taking place in the future, carrying a bottle of Mysterious Liquid and the Magical Story Book, with the blessing of Brian Blessed.
>>17351220
>good art
>mediocre script
Bruv 'mediocre' is an overstatement, and if you think that art is good I suggest you kill yourself
>>17349564
>as if the baby would have any idea what's going on.
>>17354231
>>17354231
Babies do know how to react to the mood of the people around them. If you're being negative around the baby, the baby in turn will be upset. Have you never interacted with a baby before, Anon?
>>17354128
He's probably underage, y'know? I would've thought a comic like that was the height of humor when I was 15 too.
>>17354460
>Have you never interacted with a baby before, Anon?
It's probably best if he hasn't.
>>17347327
Dr Pavel, ___ ___
>>17337545
7 looks pretty fun lol
If a cute girl/monster tries to take advantage of your loneliness today, /x/, remember: It's a trap.
>>17347828
>>17347829
>>17347837
Fucking mint 5/5
>>17340344
These are all bad. Please stop.
>>17337321
You'd be frozen
>>17357428
The space suit is protecting him, but even if it didn't, he could thaw out if he got close enough to a sun.
>>17350881
This comic gives me a weird glee.
>>17357613
It's the ultimate /x/ pastime.
>>17347132
the kind of people who keep shouting theyre CIA arent CIA.
look at all the supposed ex-CIA "whistleblowers" for example
>>17357592
No, frozen water expands and causes cell damage, but he's supposed to be immortal, so...
>>17359540
Right, so I guess the question is whether or not he has some sort of healing powers along with his immortality, because if not, his super-long-ass-life is going to be even more miserable than you might think.
>>17347324
bump
>>17336808
All the stuff will fall out the bag since it's upside down anyway. They just need to follow him to get their stuff back.
>>17341344
I wanted to shitpost about people not instantly recognizing The Far Side.
>>17347785
No, it's Iain M Banks.
>>17337328
This. People always harp on about how you'll go crazy from living forever, but you've also got forever to go back to being sane. I'm sure you'd being going crazy on and off till you get the hand of it.
>>17337680
This is basically the plot of Toriko.
>>17347827
I'd read the adventures of a NEET lord of darkness.
>>17350771
me too, used to see it posted quite often
>>17345466
Goddamn Ozzy Osbourne
>>17359702
huehuehue
>>17344727
I can dump random Multiforce if you guys want, but some of the scans are funky.
>>17351211
its weird to think that theres actually a russian space suit floating around like that
>>17360365
lol'd
>>17347828
>>17347829
>>17347837
Here we go
>class
Ghost Skeleton
>Attire
Top Hat
>powers
Flight
Breakdancing
>Headquarters
Museum
>Nemesis
Mayor Smith
>Allies
Derek
Crusher
Fitz
>artefact
Magic Tape
>Quest
Alliance
>Destination
Road Trip
>luggage
DBZ box set
American Cape
>blessing
The Rock
>>17360668
Autism overflow.
>>17359702
Of Serial Experiments Iain fame?
>>17346174
Now you have me searching again. I remember finding a website for this ossuary for tours and such.
>>17352500
>Books are for fags
>Reading is fucking stupid
It's funny. [spoiler] I only notice this because I drew this comic. I drew it five years ago, and I didn't post it here.
>>17338959
Ah man, I love these comics.
>>17360853
>>17360868
>>17360872
>>17360876
>>17357971
>the kind of people who keep shouting they're CIA aren't CIA
>>17360853
>>17360868
>>17360872
>>17360876
>>17360886
These are fucking stupid, try hard shit.
>>17337476
Terryifing m8? That'd be awesome!
>distance to nearest potential life supporting galaxy is 18m ly
lol ok, just sleep till you get there
>get sucked into black hole
Finally know what's inside
>eventually arrive at the limits of the universe
Cool pic bro #nofilter
>the universe ends
Ok, time to replay
>>17336882
Ice-cream monster from the spongebob movie
>>17346595
The lesson here is, if our demise is inevitable, then nuke fucking everything and see if those fuckers can live in space
>>17355840
hb?
>>17344769
please more shit like this
>>17360868
this one was actually funny
>>17360365
Kek
>>17360773
Did you make it for a webcomic or something? I got it from someone who posted it here in another comic thread.
>>17351198
>>17346595
So fucking pointless. This shit isn't scary or creepy. It's fucking retarded.
>>17360142
I mean lets be honest, that demon is adorable
>>17360302
Noooo Phillipe! he's a special boy!
