Guise, how do I get over my crippling disgust/phobia of slugs? I can only bring myself to touch one when I'm drunk.
I kinda dig the colorful ones in the sea, but obviously you shouldn't play touchy-feely with those.
Aw fuck, I meant to post this on /an/.
My bad dudes, ignore.
Jesus Christ, how often do you see a slug that this is problem? Are you a gardener? Or live in a rain forest or something?
>>17325278
UK. It's like the invasion of living dog turds every other day during the warmer months.
You don't have to be gardener, it's impossible to avoid them if you step outside.
Just salt the bastards.
They do allow civilians to own salt in the UK, right?
>>17325406
Dunno. Is it halal?
>>17325267
>Guise, how do I get over my crippling disgust/phobia of slugs?
Plant eyes on your brain
>>17325417
>>17325406
Kekistan
Why would you want to touch a slug?
>>17325422
????
>>17325502
>>17325417
>>17325406
>pol has spread
>>17325518
>And she was asked "What's a dog for?" And she said, "Well, you know, it's a companion" and all that. But see, that points to integration into the society. Everything points to it.
>(...) they're interested in anatomy, they're interested in the natural world, the environment, animals, things like that. Things that are not man-made necessarily.
I'm onto you, grey bro.
>>17325518
Why the confusion anon? Have you yet to cleanse your beastly idiocy?
>>17325631
Talk shit get shit
>>17325406
BAN ASSAULT SALT
>>17325649
I bet you say Kosm faggot
>>17325654
#sluglivesmatter
>>17325267
I deal with this same phobia, but I could never fucking touch one. Not even if I was hammered drunk and offered money.
>>17325267
just leave them alone, hun. problem solved.
>>17326071
>Implying that slimy muscular slug doesn't look delicious as fuck
>>17325406
Kek. Not dem baby Killin 'salt rifles
>>17326725
>>17325276
Just carry salt on you and when you see one throw the salt at it and watch what happens >:D
Shit I have the same problem
Wonder what triggers the aversion?
Are they exploiting the fact that they look like moving internal organs as a survival mechanic?
Fuck, this is actually probs my only fetish. I had a pic of some dude with snails on his dick, but can't find it for the life of me. I just can't describe the feelings it brings up in me. They feel so good on your skin, slimy, so muscular. You really should let one crawl on you, just to feel it once, just wash your hands after, what are you really afraid of? You can feel it when they graze you with their radula, I guess a snail bite. It tickles, makes my nipples go hard.
>>17327531
Ayy
>>17325267
Slugs are metal as fuck. Don't be a wuss. Get down with the slugs, mate.
Let one crawl around on your asshole. That'll get rid of your fear of anything quick.
>>17325267
it's a snail not a slug
>>17328068
I tried tat wif my mudder, nowshesays I hafta' stay inna' home forawhile.
>>17328030
T-thanks for the encouragement.
>>17325267
there is some psychology behind beating phobias, look it up
>>17328300
Wut
>>17325267
do not eat slugs
>>17326725
Quit whining and read the thread newfag. Besides, it can easily be turned into a fear thread and remain /x/ relevant. Read the rule.
>>17325267
Seeing fat juicy slugs makes me happy because I like to eat them.
>>17325518
This. I'm not afraid of them but I wouldn't go around prodding them, even if they do look like this.
>>17329644
>>17329681
>>17330278
:3
Sea slugs are awesome (as are cephalopods and other aquatic molluscs if you ask me), but often poisonous. Some species can JUST you big time, so it is better to leave them alone..
The slugs want you sempai
https://vimeo.com/16731697
>>17330522
nah, I'm eating, m8.
>>17325267
Eat one. Obviously. Raw and alive if possible.
>>17330598
nah, I'm not eating one, m8.
>>17325267
Why do you guys hate slus? They're a little cute. To me they're harmless enough. Salting them is pretty brutal, just ignore them.
>>17330642
I prefer snails, I appreciate their modesty.
>>17325267
Eat them. No really.
History is full of successful examples where men have gained the power and lost their fear of their foes by consuming their flesh!
Eating your enemies is the utter domination of them. It's even more powerful to the psyche than rape.
I recommend pan frying them in butter. Serve with some fries and salad. If you can eat some (they are quite delicious) you will never fear them again.
>>17332801
Idiot
>>17325267
I had a huge phobia of spiders when I was young. Got over it in my middle teenage years by keeping house spiders as pets for a month and feeding them random bugs. No phobia after that.
I recommend doing the same: keep a slug as a pet for a while.
>>17332903
You clearly know nothing about overcoming phobias. The best way to do it is through exposure.
>>17325406
Probably not.. I heard that two peanuts were walking in a park there and one was assaulted.
>>17332801
This
