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>>17319081
>greentext
>posts non-greentext
I
>>17319230
But it is
>>17319305
>roleplaying this hard
Which one?
>>17319935
cabin memories please
>>17320228
>>17320267
>>17319935
>>17320228
Seconded, also Maine Taxi Driver
>>17320279
>>17320291
>>17320286
>>17320314
>>17319935
Camping in chernobyl
>>17320329
>>17319935
what else do you have collections of?
>>17320344
About /x/? A few pics, something about tulpas, and a few Scary Riddles.
>>17319110
holy shit this had me crying of laughter
Ill dump what I got, hope you enjoy
>>17320368
what about naked girl pictures
>>17320385
Of course. Porn collection too.
>>17319935
Can you post the Czech Republic happenings?
>>17320417
>>17320448
i remember reading this a while ago, still got me
That is all
>>17320501
Glad you enjoyed it
>>17319081
there's my waifu again
Yeah I have all those in my collection to :( kinda sad not much new gets posted anymore, just old stuff gets circulated.
I'll share some
>>17319935
Zip it and upload it somewhere.
>>17319081
pmub
>>17321105
last one from me. I think there are a few new ones from late 2015 I posted
>>17319110
that was beautiful
>>17320399
TWIST: the guys in the masks were his friends
>>17321552
>literally at the top
why
>>17319081
Bump
>>17320314
>>17320322
>yfw taxi driver was steven king
>>17319081
do you have nic2?
Does anybody have the one where anon is staying at his aunt's house, investigates the sound of glass breaking in the basement only to have something scream in his ear, and is later warned by his aunt not to go downstairs if he hears it again?
>>17323223
>>17323173
this!
>>17320770
this please
>>17319935
alien wants the d pl0x
>>17324133
>>17320770
I want to recap some hard to read caps first. Include missing posts, find if it has any updates, generally improving them. I'll zip them.
>>17320342
>wins stack from stock
>celebrates by flying over to Chernobyl
>>17320342
>"riots" in Ukraine in a decade or two
it's been happening last year LOL
>>17320399
>>17321229
hilarious
Everyone please add me on snapchat @PapiJ.FL
Thank you!
>>17323173
Theres a nic 2???
>>17319110
Lifting guy sounds like a complete faggot ,whos gone crazy cause he can do it
typical faggots who doesnt know when to stop.
He should be shot
I hoped that he will be killed by the end of the story
but whatever
scumbags win in this world
>>17324540
Are you still mad at that jock who bullied you in highschool, anon?
Show us on the doll where the /fit/ touched you
Fuck it, I've been lurking enough, I'll dump some of my shit
Will try to avoid posting shit that's already been posted here but there is a lot and I don't remember all of it. Feel free to call me an autistic faggot potato or something to alert me of my folly
>>17324650
never met with such jock lol
are you "mirin" such crazy fucks?
what are you, a trap?
Last one for a while, I've posted a lot.
>>17324527
Idk but it looks like that he left some stories unfinished..
>>17320414
Eh, probably just some hermit or schizo.
>>17319081
Interesting story Op I found this to go with it.
http://www.abandonedok.com/st-vincents-home/
I wonder if that chair in the pic is the one that had the balloon tied to it?
Weird that the wood part of the building is now destroyed apparently.
>>17324924
Also to add people in the comments
wondering where the medical files went.
>>17324540
spotted the anon who was bullied
>>17319935
allllll
>>17324705
Bitch mob task force faggot.
>>17319081
>>17320726
dis wuz gud
>>17324888
>.gif
nope
>>17320322
>>17324726
man i would believe that spoopy grill was a guardian if she led the OP out of his room at the right time in a more passive way
>>17324888
>.gif
cmon
>>17319935
camping memories is such bullshit, so many cliches and "im so mentally unstable that even the mere thought of it triggers me"
lazy writing for people who get scared to easily
if you got anything else good im game
>>17324540
Ghost please go
>>17319935
Anon of the year <3
>>17320342
This is intense because I plan on going to Chernobyl this summer as well, ahaha.
>>17325112
and?
what now?
does that changes anything?
>>17325523
suck my nuts
>>17324540
Weeeew lad calm your man boobs you've been too much time inside paranormal stuff you can't handle someone actually beating ghosts?
You prefer him doing the huahauhau shit some mongoloids do to suck ghost cock to let you alone? Dude if i ever had a ghost in my house i'll tell him to fuck off, ain't here to be sucking ghostly cocks.
Less hissy fits, more greentext.
>>17326786
I know that this one really happened. Kinda short though.
classic skinwalker
>>17327584
This is amusing to me because I used to walk up stairs the same way to prevent creaky steps at night. Finally gave it up as too much hassle and I wasn't living with as many people who would be woken up or care. This could have been me.
Anyone have the one where a guy hunted something while reciting the Navy Seal copypasta?
Also /r/ing 4chan themed stories (actually scary ones)
>>17327616
You just asked for two separate things, but okay.
>>17320342
Radioactive mutants?
>>17320369
Yeah, it's pretty awesome
>>17320389
Mer-people
>>17327616
>>17327616
>>17320445
This shit would be why it was blocked off.
>>17320467
So this shit happens here in Aus too. shit...
>>17320478
Actually heard this story on a channel on YouTube, Mr. Nightmare i think
>>17327858
>>17320708
cont?
>>17321056
Lol you drugged a skinwalker
>>17320734
an /x/ cringe thread would be gold
>>17328090
>An /x/ cringe thread would be cringe-worthy
FTFY
Haven't seen this one posted in a while.
>>17325585
>>17326709
why hating on the gif?
>>17324888
>.gif
yeah, nah mate
>>17325585
>>17326709
>>17328483
Same fag.
>>17319935
STRIELOK
>>17328515
>Not realizing that viewing .gifs with suspicion is the standard /x/ response to every .gif ever
Newfag.
>>17328386
>>17328515
>>17328575
That same .gif is also posted on pretty much every spooky story thread
>>17319081
Always the one that makes me wonder. Don't know why...maybe I'm just gullible. Maybe it's cause he just made it sound infuriating, scary, and like its a pain in the ass instead of the usual Mary Sue style sexy, it was fun, bullshit.
>>17320279
>>17320286
>>17320291
>>17320298
Excellent story.
>>17324400
I take it you don't know what's been happening in Ukraine since their independence...
>>17329474
Fuck me with a gay raccoon
>>17320404
irl succubus pics when
>>17329474
Fuck me, I almost died
>>17329474
>>17330030
>>17329496
what was this gif?
i dont want to be spooped
>>17330162
>>17329474
>.gif
>>17325534
I had never read this one, and it made me laugh. Thanks, whoever posted it
>>17330919
The story is just really really creepy
>>17328575
That's my reaction every time
>>17320716
this is from a fucking game
>>17324680
Fuck dude
I am seriously trying to sleep right now but I keep remembering this shit
>>17330919
Just the story, or pussies who didn't open it. It's just one frame.
>>17320298
Does anyone know what creature this was?
>>17319081
>green text thread.
Uses no green text and posts a pic without greentext
>>17324142
That was sweet.
>>17324656
fuck
>>17330919
A ghost pops out, i'm not even kidding, that was a jackass move.
>>17320342
>we are all White Nationalists
>Greg's a wigger
/pol/ please leave
>>17332309
>takes a funny RP story seriously
>>17327606
sounds more like goat-person to me, not skinwalker
>>17332323
/x/ uses the terms Skinwalker/Goatman/Fleshgait interchangeably because lazy.
>>17320436
Oh hey that's my story. Fuck that lady was weird.
>>17332402
Yeah? You got any other stories to share with us or was that the only one?
>>17329495
Go on...
>>17332323
>>17332343
yeah i forget there's a difference because they mostly do the same stuff
>>17332406
I got plenty of weird/creepy/wtf stories. That one was probably my most paranormal. Except for the creepy girl in the parking lot.
>>17332222
Nice get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS41Qaj30I0
If you havent already heard of alan tutorial you should look into it, this guy is a performance artist who did Adult Swim's unedited footage of a bear and live forever as you are now with alan resnick. These videos used to confuse everyone a few years back
shit
wrong thread
>>17332478
>>17329474
Read the first sentence and noped
/x/ the story.
>be me
>be senior year
>dad gives me old car so i can get to my job
>piceofshitoldcar.zip
>job is being old rich neighbors gardener
>shit is exhausting but get payed mad cash.
>FF a couple months
>Halloween is coming around
>rich old fuck comes out and asks me to do some decorations for his house
>asks me to dig up some holes to look like empty graves
>cool idea but more shit for me to do
>completely forget about that for about 2 weeks
>rich fuck says i have to have decorations done by the 28th
>fuckssake.rar>ask friend for help
>we'll call him ben
>ben comes over and helps me put up statues, lights, and all the shit.
>28th comes around and old fuck is pissed because we forgot the empty graves.
>tell him we can still get it done if we hurry
>he approves and says the next time we fuck up hes not paying us
>get to digging so called graves until a car pulls up, and three ancient looking grannies come out
>like these women looked like witches you see in cartoons.
>i got so distracted by how fucking ancient these cunts were that i dropped my keys in the hole i was digging
>goddamnit.ass
>anyway we keep digging for about 4 hours until i smelled something weird
>asked ben if he smelled it too.
>"yeah smells smokey dude"
>went inside rich dicks house to see what it could be
>looking, looking. cant see anything.
>until i see it.
>ohshitohfuckohshittyfuckingshit
>the outlet that the lights are plugged into is on fire
>one of the ancient cunts comes down to see whats going on
>got too close to the fire
>she immediately goes up in flames
>realize i have to get the fuck out of here
>oh shit, my dumbass forgot to grab the keys when i dropped them.
>fuck fuck fuck, have to find them
>im digging through the ditches
>i burned through the witches
>and i slammed in the back of my dragula
>>17320445
So German living next to Czechia did not notice that Czechoslovakia disbanded in 1993 ? Sounds like story made up by some american Tbh
>>17319935
Could you post airsoft and devils canyon cultists house please, or any good cryptid ones.
>>17332994
I posted Devil's Canyon a while ago
>>17324689
By airsoft do you mean this one?
>>17324676
>>17332568
The fucking dinosaur. LOL.
I got one for y'all, this happened few years ago and I still get shit for it
>be on milsim op
>tl:dr; bunch of vetrans and boots running around with airshit
>old abandoned concrete plant
>we're supposed to clear the entire plant before making camp
>objective is to stay there 48 hours without being pushed out from team bravo
>buddy and I go to clear out service tunnels
>go down these catacomb-like tunnels
>things are like a fucking maze
>hole through the concrete and dirt shines some light through
>look up and assume we're a ways out
>keep going, buddy is checking corners and our 6 for no real reason
>see a pile of clothes up ahead dimly lit by the hole's light
>chemlights illuminate it a little more
>realize it's a body
>oh shit.
>dunno whether to call it in
>ask buddy if we should call it in
>smells like shit and assume this is the first dead body I'll see stateside
>turn around to check if buddy has radio
>buddy yells right in my fucking face
>turn around
>not a corpse, crackhead is getting up and looks very malnourished and very pissed
>has part of a rail pipe in his hand
>we hightail it trying to get out
>my dick went numb from the shock and adrenaline
>trying to get out without getting tetanus
>get to surface
>crackhead is on us, tries to take a swing at me
>buddy outruns me screaming more
>half the team rushes over
>one of the vets disarms and calms down the guy
>he settles down, get him some food
>call in ambulance and he gets picked up
>we were 200 miles from any major or minor town
>there was no fresh water sources
>spend rest of day doing extended clearing for any of his buddies
Drugs are fucked up shit.
>>17333314
Shit like that is scarier than "muh spoops"
>>17320467
Kek Australia
>>17329474
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>17333519
>.gif
Insert comment accusing you of being new here.
>>17320726
Ft Leonardwood, MI is commonly referred to as "ft innawoods" or "ft lost in the woods". I had an instructor from there. Said it's a creepy place
>>17321103
What... does it end there`?
so I have 2 caps of a story that someone posted in another thread yesterday and I can't figure out how to combine them into one image so I'll post them separately.
>>17333735
part 2/2
>>17333735
>>17333739
I figured out how to do it so I'll probably be posting a bunch of old caps now
>>17333835
>>17333835
>>17333835
i may make more later if the thread picks up
>>17333835
Why is /x/ so fucking shit at capping?
>>17333899
Please don't. Either learn how to screencap, or just give us the postnumbers from archives.
>>17333927
>>17333934
it doesn't help that the way i capped them was dumb, sorry about the quality. you could have just mentioned the archives and i would have made better ones, I didn't even think about that.
>>17333856
better version
>>17333887
another better version
>>17331973
They sound kinda like Gorgons of Greek mythology. I know /x/ loves to mislable things, so let's call them that. Or Forest Gorgons? Snake Men? I'm coming up short here.
>>17333739
Anyone have the story about humans that kidnaped to different plant and they are enslaved to alien race.
And there are giant wolves at night
some weird factory that people died there
and the story have pixel art picture.
the man who tell the story is see this but is not actaully there.
>>17319935
Will dump the white man story for your collection
>>17334084
>>17334099
>>17334104
>>17334111
>>17334099
>>17334104
>>17334111
>>17334121
Thanks! Added to collection.
This is just incredible. I remember visiting /x/ a few years ago and people used to type original stories in this thread. Apparently all you do now is repost images of those stories. Why even make a thread like this if it's just gonna be a huge circlejerk? And then there's this faggot:
>>17334150
>collection
This confirms what I suspected. Why don't you guys add those images a 9gag watermark and post them to Reddit while you're at it?
>>17334167
Half the stories posted here are less than two month old. How about you type down that story of yours instead of bitching?
>>17334167
Did it ever occur to you that not everyone who frequents these threads has seen 100% of the stuff that is being posted?
You sound like a crybaby who bitches about reposts and lack of OC while never posting any OC.
>>17320342
I visited Chernobyl back in 2008 - they had licensed guides and everything. You paid a couple hundred euros and you could got a rundown of the rescue efforts and could explore part of the town. It's a pretty chill place.
>>17319081
kill yourself
>>17332597
Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>17333978
Sounds like a Shug Monkey
>>17334991
not really, I just looked into it and the only correlation is that it's an unknown creature and it is in England. the Shug monkey is like only supposed to be in a specific area and he would probably know if he lived near there
>>17331062
What game?
>>17335018
I understand it as a dog with monkey/human face that can go on hind legs or all fours
Will post dumb/wtf spoop bullshit
>>17335043
>>17334403
>Implying people enjoy being retarded.
>>17335049
>>17333927
Calgary fellow here, can you give me a general area?? Interested in this
>>17335056
>>17335037
it's supposedly a spirit not an actual animal
>>17335065
>>17335084
>>17335059
That's from a thread from 2014 I doubt he can help
