How do I summon a demon?
You cant summon them. You can evoke them in your mind, and so it could be your imagination the whole time.
/sage
>>17280520
give your left nut to Lucifer.
>>17280520
Beatle juice??
IDK, I try'd to fuck with a demon before. But it turns out they don't like me :(
To bad there is not a place somewhere in this world where everything known to man is right at your fingertips.
>>17280599
Hint Hint
>>17280640
I didn't know Bill Gates was a demon
>>17280520
Why would you want to do that?
Even if you summoned the lowest tier of demon you would most likely die.
>Read the Lesser Keys of Solomon
>Follow the instructions
>Summon demon
>??????
>Profit
Demons are stupid. This is stupid.
>>17280520
if your serious depends on what kind of religion your following cause a demon in one may be a god in another.
The lower key of solomon is a book to start.
Why are there so many threads of lately asking about summoning?
>>17281415
This has always been a thing. Though a tv show or anime about demons that might have increased in popularity somewhere can also have an effect on the threadcount.
so like... This whole board is a joke right? You guys don't actually think you can summon demons? Right?
ayahuasca
>>17282844
Of course you can't summon demons, you silly goose.
You have to find someone who's possessed by one and capture it. Then you can make him do your bidding.
>>17282880
You gotta catch them all
>>17280520
fixate on the object of your choice. masterbate while humming my fair lady in a dark room with a mirrow and 2 candles lit. chuckle then kick the door down. the combined actions invoke the necessary environment a demon needs to spawn. wreak havoc on your enemies, but not before 6pm, especially on a tuesday. this is when they do their ritual abhorration
So your mentally retarded?
>>17280520
These threads are always worth a laugh since some people get shit halfway right then drop the god damn ball spectacularly while everyone else either trolls hard or has zero clue what they are doing
