Gemini, the greatest.
Natal charts, experiences and stories with signs... plus all the greatness of gemini.
>>17274839
>Astrology Thread: Deception Edition
>Chapter 1: lies of the Geminis
More like genital astrology
>>17274876
Well, that's a problem because?
I'm a gemini, but I don't know why gemini is considered such a good sign. Care to help me understand?
>>17274839
>Jeff Seid is a gemini
>claims to be natty
When will the lies end brahs
I'm so gemini.
>>17274888
oops, forgot to put it.
>>17274885
well, because we're flexible, attractive, smart, and fun. All the traits that the other signs would die for.
Am i special /x/??
I win
new to astrology but learning. all i know is i am an aquarius but somebody read me plz
what can you tell me about this chart
Taurus. Come at me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
Just one word of advice to all of you: your sun sign talks about your overall traits. As years go by and you mature with life's experiences you start expressing yourself more on the manner of your ascendant sign. Sometimes you don't really match with that many characteristics of your sun sign. A lot of females identify more with their moon sign (moon is the ruler of emotions). Or perhaps most of your planets are in signs that are of a clashing element.
Gemini, for instance, is an air sign (the realm of ideas), so if 70% of your chart is in water signs (the realm of emotions) you are gonna express yourself very different than a lot of other geminis with a lot of air in their charts. You'll get a gemini a lot more in tune with his/her own emotions that will likely feel less misunderstood and contradictory than a gemini with a lot of air or fire in the natal chart.
Another thing to take into consideration are planetary aspects . If you are a sagittarius it is said you are an adventurer in life and in sex, you seeks to explore many lovers and sexual practices, carefree and not wanting to settle down or show fidelity. But if you have your natal venus (planet of love) conjunct pluto (planet of power and transformation), aside of being very sexual and passionate you want complete and total intimacy with a partner. You can have a possessive and obsessive nature in love and relationships because you look for the intensity of a soulmate type of relationship.
>>17275142
You can find what is the most dominant planet of you natal position, it is said to be the lord that rules you. Your dominant planet can explain more about your life path than your sun sign or ascendant. It shows your reasons to be here in this life time.
If you want to start discovering your own chart research about your sun , moon and ascendant sign. Then go look for the meaning of each planet in each house and each planet in each sign (for example: aries in the 9th house in the sign of mars). And then you can go to aspects (planets in conjunction, opposition, trine, sextile or square to one another).
If you want to go further you can research your planetary degrees (e.g. Capricorn in 16°), your north and south node (where your soul evolution is supposed to take you vs. where you are coming from) and check for the presence of a stellium. A lot of people have those, many planets in the same house, and it shows to what area of your life you'll devote most of your energy.
do u think im pretty?
>>17274839
Gemini are not the best sign. Literally born with dual personality. I have dealt with many gemini. All crazy.
>>17274839
>those mosquito bites
no wonder white girls go for black guys
>>17274915
>virgo sun
>calls himself faggot
well atleast you have no delusions about yourself
No one is actually doing charts
>>17274839
UNRELIABLE PROCESSES LEAD TO UNRELIABLE CONCLUSIONS
Am Gemini.
>>17275385
White girls go for black guys bc they have small chests? Is there a trail of logic I'm failing to see?
Sorry all the Gemini are dead from std's only Aquarius is here, calculating how to rain on your parade in 5, 4, 3, 2
>>17274915
Everyone is special
>>17275688
>all the Gemini are dead from stds
That would probably happen to Aquarius first. Being honest.
>>17275784
I'm Aquarius and a virgin, only the women are the sluts.
>>17275688
I Am the one.
>>17274839
Go to /soc/ and do do kik astrology edition to find your zodiac waifu/husbando
>>17274839
I'm a gemini! So is Donald Trump!
But i'm a lifepath 33 he's a 3
I've never even found anyone on here who knows about life path numbers.
I once met a girl who thought she was a 33, but she got bummed when I told her she couldn't be cause she was born the wrong year... She had really big tits and clamydia.
Anyway, being a 33 kinda sucks cuz I love in europe and everyone here are massive normal faggots and are shitty to hang with unless you adhere to the normie outlook on life.
>>17276038
>But i'm a lifepath 33
I think mine is 11.
>>17276078
my paternal grandmother was an 11, she was a prolific weaver, knitter and baker of small cookies, at the 2006 world cup in soccer she complained that all the players were niggers.
I miss her, I wish I hadn't have been such a progressive little twat and hated togeather with her.
Gemini here.
Born June 17th.
INFP.
Life path number 7.
Isn't that the weirdest combination?
Pic unrelated; my family dog
How can I find my life path number?
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
Geminis are the absolute worst. Twofaced cunts.
I looked at the zodiac and serial killers. Just took this site: http://list25.com/25-most-evil-serial-killers-of-the-20th-century/1/ (25 Of The Most Evil Serial Killers You Have Ever Known)
David Berkowitz - Gemini
Edmund Kemper - Sagittarius
Lawrence Sigmund Bittaker - Capricorn
Roy Lewis Norris - Aquarius
Ian Brady - Capricorn
Myra Hindley - Leo
Kenneth Bianchi - Gemini
Angelo Buono - Libra
Dennis Rader - Pisces
Donald Henry Gaskins - Pisces
Peter Manuel - Pisces
John George Haigh - Leo
Fred West - Libra
Arthur Shawcross - Gemini
Peter Sutcliffe - Gemini
Richard Ramirez - Pisces
Jeffrey Dahmer - Gemini
Dennis Nilsen - Scorpio
Ted Bundy - Sagittarius
John Wayne Gacy - Pisces
Andrei Chikatilo - Libra
Tommy Lynn Sells - Cancer
Gary Ridgway - Aquarius
Pedro Rodrigues Filho - Gemini
Daniel Camargo Barbosa - Aquarius
Dr Harold Shipman - Capricorn
Pedro Alonso Lopez - Libra
RESULT:
Gemini leads the serial killer list with 6 points. Followed by Pisces 5 cases and Libra 4 cases.
Our scorpio bad boy villains are only ONCE on that list.
Aries, Taurus and Virgo have zero cases.
>>17276147
Remember duality;
Just as there are bad Geminis, there are also good ones.
>>17276160
That's not how it works mate
>>17275688
Found the small dick white guy
No offense mate you know it's true
What to do with a Ascendant Leo sun Aries moon Taurus man.
>>17276147
>tfw sensitive moody introspective pisces
>the night stalker and the killer clown
Of course my boy Teddy is the alpha as fuck Sagittarius.
So can someone teach me what's all this hubabaloo with the charts? I'm a Sagittarius but I have no clue what rising or any of that other stuff is about
>>17276623
OK I got this but what does it mean haha?
Ayo hol up
>be cancer
>have relationship with Scorpio
>very in tune to one another; literally finish sentences so often it started to get a little freaky
>implying I even have to mention the sex
>ps we can make a small room steamy on a humid day
>break it off because she was getting too clingy and possessive
>the breakup process was hell; it's like how well we melded together was reversed and turned into a weapon
>tl;dr breakup fucked shit up
>getting invovled with another Scorpio it turned out
Is this a thing with Scorpio women or I just got the rare kind that will either have you or kill you? Pls respong
>>17276160
>good Geminis
What cryptid is this?
>>17276852
Fellow Cancer, was with a Scorpio once. She was good at mirroring behavior I liked. When I became disenchanted with her facade and realised how insecure she was, I attempted to distance myself and she became passive aggressive, envious, and two faced. I doubt they're all like that, but keep in mind stereotypes exist for a reason. Don't let one bad experience ruin a potentially decent one.
Could someone help with this chart? I've never tried this before.
>>17275000
That's quite the sex. I'm always taurned on for more horny ones.
Libra and Pisces are definitely the most fucked up signs.
Gemini ENTP libra ascendant life path number 8 master race reporting in
guise what does this say about me, please halp
>>17274839
Mines is aeies
How fucked am I?
>>17275351
That's what the meds are for
gemini the most hated sign by large margin
scorpio second most hated
everyone else is pretty evenly disliked
>>17278306
aries here. i'm sometimes being hated for no reason at all by people who don't even know me. sup with that?
>>17277195
Bumping for help
>>17278319
You have it coming Aries.
Aquarius master race reporting in.
>>17278319
Some people get offended when you don't play into social games and are unapologetic about it, see >>17278527
>>17277151
>tfw that's an accurate summary of my shit
Born on the first week of November? Pls say no.
>>17274839
Capricorn reporting in, longest of the sign of all the signs. fools always called me the devil when growing up and didn't even astrology. lmao
Would anyone care to comment on my chart?
>>17276147
scorpio just never get caught up
>>17276147
Everything about scorpio is fake anyways.
>>17275351
I agree with this guy entirely
>>17275824
Most of the Aquarius people I know are total pimps, so it's probably not just the women.
Maybe you're a virgin because you're ugly and/or undesirable as a person.
>>17277995
My significant other is a Libra and I'm a Sag- he's a stone cold pussy killah
Any interesting things about leo
Im a leo. Who am I compatable with? Ive heard all sorts of things except other leos. Maybe that it.
>>17278306
Because Gemini and Sexcorpio are the best ones and don't go fooling around?
>>17279455
Scorpio is often misunderstood by others. Gemini doesn't even understand itself.
>>17278306
Gemini sun, gemini ascendant, scorpio moon whatever that means, how hateable am i?
>>17276147
Im surprised Pisces has so many. I always pictured pisces as more the school shooter type
If it was your job to purge the earth of one sun sign of the zodiac which would you choose?
>>17279629
scorpio
>Astrology thread
>No one is reading the charts
sage
>>17279404
>>17279420
leo girls are whores but you won't find out till you search her phone or facebook
they are massive whores but are surprisingly good at hiding it
>>17279629
Pisces.
>>17279667
we dindu nuffin tho
>>17279629
None of them.
>>17279677
You failed your assignment. You're fired. You and everyone of your sign is now purged
>>17279673
You know what you did.
>>17279696
pump and dump?
those hoes weren't worth marrying bruh
Gemini here
we aren't the best, that's leos
God damn I love leos
>>17279803
Leo, pls.
>>17279629
fucking Sagittarius
they're all piece of shit lying whores
everyone in my family is a goddamn Sagittarius and I hate it
>>17279808
I really am a Gemini, I just really like me a leo
every Leo I've ever met I get along with. though personally I am greatly amused by overconfident douchebags so maybe that's why I like them so much
>>17279819
I am a gemini too, and I get along with leos too, but the problem is they are way too confident, and sometimes that confidence has nothing to do with real life. Also they can be pretty lazy, so no, they are not the best sign. In fact I don't really think there is a "best sign"
>>17279825
most of the Leo's I've met are driven, though the one I'm married to is lazy. I have a really hard time finding people interesting, and I've just noticed a pattern that the ones I've taken a shine to tend to be Leo's. "overconfident" is fascinating to me.
>>17279870
I know, they are charming. I've dated like probably too many leos, and I enjoy being with them, and laugh, and the amazing sex, but then there is always a tiny thing that makes me walk away, I don't really know what is it exactly. Same story with aquarius.
Scorpio here. Is it a regular thing for scorpios to fucking despise mostly everyone? I usually will find one or two things I dislike about someone that most people would like and fixate on it until I hate them. Even people I consider friends I constantly have on my mind their shortcomings, their qualities that I dislike, and I feel like I could quickly go from considering them friends to happily never seeing them again.
Is this a common thing?
>>17279878
I've managed to keep interest in mine for almost seven years now, which is a record for me. usually I won't stay interested in any one person for any reason more than four months or so
I like Leo's in general but I'm probably biased because of my husband
>>17277195
Final bump for my chart.
>>17279660
What about leo men?
Also how can a leo reach his potential?
I know Leo's weakness is pride.
>>17279880
Yes it is. Scorpios have a natural way of subtly "poisoning" and "killing" the bad qualities in others. They focus on the darkness that lies below the surface of themselves and others
>>17279878
>there is always a tiny thing that makes me walk away
Leos confirmed for dicklets.
PS Cancer is the most hung sign
Redpill me on Cancer, /x/.
Also, I'm not sure whether I am Cancer or Leo. I was born on July 22, and some charts either say that the 22nd is the day when Cancer ends and others that it is when Leo begins. So what gives? I think I have characteristics from the two, and that Cancer is the main one, but I'm not sure.
>>17279922
there's a reason they're so confident anon, if their dicks were small they wouldn't be that way
they're known for being good at fucking
>>17279924
Cancer:
Ruled by the moon. water sign. Intuitive, empathic protective and mothering.
homebody, enjoys cooking and nesting. best times are spent with close friends and family.
Values history and antiques and well made things, over new and flashy things
Introspective, moody, sulky and sometimes manipulative
>>17279954
>there's a reason they're so confident anon
Ya over compensation
>>17279973
you sound incredibly jelly of massive Leo dicks
did Chad The Leo steal the girl who put you in the friend zone or something?
>>17279367
Certainly not, I have quite some friends, and I don't have trouble making friends either, and I'm not bad looking either, Is just that I rather focus my energy in my projects and not socially.
I guess it just really depends on how we focus.
>>17279982
>did Chad The Leo steal the girl who put you in the friend zone or something?
No but I'm Chad and I'm a Gemini
>>17280033
Gemini here too, why hate Leo's if you aren't jelly as fuck?
they're really amusing
>>17279924
cancers are whiny little bitches who can't take real life
>>17279880
Yes, scorpios are judgemental shit talkers but eventually everyone will find out about it.
>>17279880
yeah because you're literally CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNN MY SKINNNN: the sign
every Scorpio I've encountered is like fucking repelled by happiness. they just can't be happy so they have to find something to be unhappy with so they can become edgemasters of the highest caliber
>>17279970
>cancer
>water sign. Intuitive, empathic protective and mothering
My mom is a cancer, and she's the complete opposite of those things except for maybe the mothering aspect considering she's been overbearing my whole life which is terrible for a childs development.
>>17280033
>>17280103
Gemini here. I'm the biggest beta pussy kissless virgin you'll ever meet. I suppose you're either ultra chad or ultra fag when it comes to Gemini.
>>17275784
Damnit you called my bluff. You're right I'm an aquarius. I'm smart hot and perverted. Just aweful.
>>17280167
do you have Scorpio or cancer in you? if so that's probably why. they're both signs for absolutely intolerable miserable faggots
>>17280163
Sounds like and early or late cancer. Those born in the middle are the most typical.
My money on early. Is her birthday in late June?
>>17280180
How could he have scorpio in him? Scorpio is october.
>>17280185
Early July
>>17280122
No that's Pisces.
>>17280185
Middle July masterrace
>tfw Cancer dominant
>tfw Sagittarius second dominant
>>17280193
are you retarded? there are multiple factors in your astrological chart.
>>17280206
those too
>>17280193
Dominant planets and shit.
>>17280227
Scorpio is also Whiny: Dark Edition. I'm somewhat drawn to whiny Scorpios tho. I fix their whining with my dick
T.cancer
>>17280169
That's sexy... I'm a Gemini
>>17280122
Aquarius masterrace here, this poster is absolutely correct. Cancers are just gaping holes of negativity, sucking up all will to live from those unfortunate enough to get caught in their tiny bubble of self-centered escapism. No use trying to help them either, as they don't see anything outside their safe zone as worthwhile. They're voluntarily stuck in the past, not because it's better, but because it takes less effort to maintain. Actually, that's pretty much it; they're lazy, cowardly, awfully touchy and overly protective of those traits.
Despite all the talk about them being caring, nurturing etc., I've yet to meet a cancer who cared for anything or anyone else besides themselves. Try to love one, and they'll just suck the life out of you, along with any positive feelings, aspirations, dreams and good intentions you might have had.
>>17280282
Wow you sound like a totally laid back and down to earth person.
I'm sure your personality had nothing to do with the relationship not working out.
t. pisces
>>17280240
Scorpio is the embodiment of the quote "crawling in my skin"
I had a Scorpio for a friend before and she refused to make changes for the better in her life because she "didn't deserve to be happy" and the "whole world is rotten"
fucking edgemasters, the lot of them
Why do these astrology threads always devolve into sign bashing? We already pisces is the best anyway.
>>17280316
>We already pisces is the best anyway
Pisces in a nutshell
>>17280342
>>17280316
Ahahahaha
We already know pisces is the best anyway
>>17280180
>tfw scorpio sun and cancer moon
At least my ascendant is Aries.
>>17280312
They fuck good tho. Best fuck had still been that crazy Scorpio gril I once called gf
>>17280363
Is ascendant your moon sign?
>>17280342
Hahahahahaha oh my god, those fish are so retarded.
AQUARIUS MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
>>17280392
>>17275142
good post
>>17280316
fucking b8 if I've ever seen it
you're one of the worst signs
shit signs in order of absolute shit
1. Sagittarius (massive cunts and always sluts)
2. Scorpio (CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)
3. Cancer (whiny cunts)
4. you (also whiny cunts who like to play the victim)
>>17280363
>Scorpio sun
you should kill your self now
>>17280386
Leo's fuck better imo
>>17278232
bump, guys i really need help!
>>17280451
Leo's are pretty much n*ggers tho
WE ARE KINGS N SHIEET
>>17280476
hi /pol/! you're wrong with that. unlike niggers, Leo's are passionate, caring, and generous while nogs always display signs of gibsmedats.
Leo's are alpha as fuck and the only reason to dislike Leo's is if you're jealous
>>17280502
Leos are fun and stuff and I enjoy their company but their ego can be a little off putting
Im pretty neutral on leos
>>17280515
I'm married to one, and I know I'm biased but I seriously can't see a reason to dislike one other than jealousy
they're friendly as fuck and I don't know why anyone would dislike that unless they are an edge master Scorpio
>>17280502
/int/ pride faggot
Ye, Leo's are very passionate about lying and bragging. One told me he could speak mandarin. 1 high school class lmao
Also they always claim to be Alpha Kangz every thread.
>>17280522
Well I am no spined piscesfag that everyone seems to hate so there might be a little jealousy. Like I said I like being around them, I can just see how they could rub some people (even me sometimes) the wrong way. My ascendant is leo though so that's part of the reason Im comfortable around them, and I guess somewhat relate to them
>>17280548
you sound jealous as fuck, I don't see any Leo's in here claiming to be alpha
>>17280551
>Pisces
yeah it's jealousy for sure
Don't get why so many pisces are thin skinned, I mean we have scales for crying out loud...
>>17280558
Hurr durr jealousy for sure!
Fuck you
We're all jealous of things or traits we don't have to some degree, but I don't feel any real feeling of jealousy. And ljke I said my ascendant is leo so I still get the benefits of being a show-offy attention grabbing spectacle
>>17280558
>jealousy
Maybe if you had the skills. You don't most of the time.
>>17280588
everyone hates Pisces for a reason, faggot. you play the victim and are whiny and envious
the fact that you're a Pisces and have ascending Leo means you are probably an attentionwhoring play-victim.
I bet you whine about people "bullying" you online
>>17280603
I am not a Leo ;)
>>17280608
ebic
Tell me what it is so I can shitpost more.
>>17280608
Nope I don't whine about shit...Im actually pretty empathetic and would rather benefit someone else than me...there's nothing to whine about...life is just an experience we get to have and it's all gravy
>>17280623
Gemini
maybe if you weren't a retard you would have read it in my previous post
>>17280608
Actually pisces is fairly neutral on the hated chart.
Thing is that fire signs are natural opposite peronality types to pisces, and are a lot more vocal and blunt so a lot of hate for water signs gets spewed out by these fine fellows.
Luckily for the pisces, their emoness and whinyness attracts nuturers like cancer, and those two signs are blessed with the most positive and compatible matchup.
Fire signs on the other hand might enjoy sex and enjoy shitting on other people, but they have difficulty making deep friendships or relationships that last very long.
Also, pisces women in the sack. Oh boy, you'll get anything you ever wanted.
>>17280671
everyone on these threads that I've been in (which goes back some time) seems to dislike Pisces. that's probably because they're Tumblr: the sign.
I'm an air sign and probably what you'd consider a "superficial bitch" because I value learning over muh feels. I personally really enjoy fire signs(exception being Sagittarius), and can't stand water signs, I've never talked to one in depth one that didn't seem to be stuck up their own ass in a negative way
>>17280641
No IDs citron, and I don't read every post. Get a clean picture of memes pls
I have a close family member that's a Gemini (dated a Leo as well). You are pretty argumentative people. I always argue about irrelevant shit with you guys. Of course it happens on a paranormal bored as well.
This shits gay as fuck
>>17280701
it's because I get off intensely to debating things with people. I'm always right because I thoroughly enjoy spamming facts and they get mad about it and I love it
you wanna fuck?
also
if you aren't a complete retard you can distinguish people by writing style and what they talk about. maybe you should get smarter, faggot
I'm a taurus and I could beat the day lights out of any of you piece of shit geminis.
>>17280715
you're like that one old man who never changes his routine and will die alone reading a newspaper at 7pm
>>17280692
It's honestly only because pisces take it from people. They're passive people to the point of idiocy. They're thin skinned and fun to hate because they don't stick up for themselves more than a couple seconds before they just realize that person's an asshole and doesn't care. I guess some people would call this beta but it all depends on how you look at it and what you value. The ability to be there for others and take abuse shows strength not weakness
Source: am crybabby faggy pisces
>>17280712
I know that feel. You guys always cool down in the mornings.
I probably never read your post lel
>>17280723
they are beta crybaby muh feels victim playing faggots
I haven't ever seen a Pisces "be there for others" because you're all busy jacking off to the thought of everyone babying your complaintive faggot self
>>17280731
Were you raped by a pisces
>>17280730
a lot of people seem to think I'm pissed off or whatever but I just really like being challenged. I don't have to "cool down" because I'm an emotionless asshole who doesn't get riled up
it's fun to be challenged and argue
what's wrong with fun?
>>17280736
no but I used to have a friend who was one. she got knocked up by three separate guys within four years and would tell sob stories about how everyone hated her and how she was so confused and shit like that
even when her kids got taken away she tried to play the victim. disgusting
>>17280749
That's because she's a woman.
Not because she's a pisces
>>17280761
I'm a woman too and yet I don't act like a victim. I can't stand anyone who does. if they're unhappy with their life they should take measures to change it or shut the fuck up
either one would do
>>17280749
Our females are much different then the males i assure you i may think emotional but i speak out agaist those including my friend who is one to stop making those thoughts words
>>17280764
Fair enough. What sign are you?
>all this fighting
Guys stop. This is Gemini manipulating people again.
>>17280807
gemini
>>17280815
how the fuck is arguing with people over the Internet on an anonymous image board "manipulating" you dumb cunt?
Why the fuck am I such a depressed person? I have Sagittarius, I should be cheerful unless another sign contributes heavily.
>>17280823
>ascendant Scorpio
well, there you go
>>17280816
Fuck geminis...
Seems there's a conflict in astrology /x/ threads brewing between pisces and gemini...hope it doesn't escalate.
Im a beta (technically omega) pisces and I say we call a truce :D
>>17280828
Any reason why this is? Scorpions are just sad all the time?
>>17280828
Gemini detected!
>>17280834
I shitpost pretty hard about picese in every thread I can because of that one bitch. so maybe a lot of that is me
also you take the b8 so goddamn easily because of emotions
I'm not arguing with you because I dislike you, I'm doing it because it's fun
>>17280838
scorpios are miserable cunts who can't let themselves be happy. you need to not take literally everything so seriously and don't sabotage your own happiness. CHEER UP FAGGOT, LIFE CAN BE FUN WHEN YOU ARENT CONSTANTLY A WET BLANKET
>>17280841
no shit, I've been throwing a tantrum over scorpios this entire thread. they deserve it though, fucking edgelords
>>17280851
You need to get outside more if you're getting pissed off about a zodiac sign lmao
>>17280851
>I'm not arguing with you because I dislike you, I'm doing it because it's fun
Same here, it's all in good fun to me, I've just met one or two shifty geminis so Im doing the same thing
>>17280862
I'm not pissed off, I enjoy debating because it's a challenge
>Gemini
>pissed off
>feeling anything other than restless
????
>>17280822
Gemini planted the seeds of discontent and instigated the fighting through deception.
>>17280866
>debating
>likes to argue
You should work at fox news
Also, checkem
>>17280863
I don't blame you. I don't think Gemini is the best sign(that's Leo)
>>17280872
do you know where we are? 4chan, a place KNOWN for arguing and shitposting. stop b8ing and go to tumblr if you want some hugroom happy "let's all get along" horse shit
>>17280879
my job actually involves looking for other people's errors and calling them out on their shit, but I'd love to work at Fox News
getting paid to shitpost IRL seems like the dream
>>17280883
I bet he's a cancer, they love that peace and love shit
>>17280423
Aquarius IS master race tho
>>17280890
why a cancer would willingly come to 4chan, a place where everyone shits on each other, is beyond me
>>17280883
>Gemini is not the best sign it's Leo
Careful Leobros this is Gemini using their honeyed words to make you their thrall. They will discard you once they have used you up.
>>17280898
Some are just naive
>>17280900
I'm married to a Leo and he's about the only person I actually care for.
Leo's are the best
>>17280901
that's a very nice way of calling them retarded
>>17280908
My dad is a Leo, and he was a controlling abusive asshole that no one liked.
Not all zodiac signs are the same
>>17280908
Im the pisces guy
Best sign is taurus
At least for women
>tfw no Pisces gf
Aries women are insane, all they do is they like to call you out on your shit, obnoxious, and possibly will cuck you.
Don't date or marry one, if you do, you're a fool
They're only good for fucking, that's it
>>17280851
>mfw Scorpio
>mfw I've been arguing with you for the last 10 posts
I'm plenty happy m8 and I have a pretty playful personality. I have to say I love the bantz. Some fellow Scorpio's are cunts and I semi-agree. I got in a physical fight with one a while ago over a joke. Just don't get so edgy heeghog. The whole emotionless psychopath thing was too much lel.
>>17280927
>tfw Aries ex cucked me
>tfw I thought she was a Pisces (hurr march)
>>17280932
Yep, Pisces and Aries are totally opposite. Very deceiving.
>>17280851
And this is why everybody hates Geminis
>>17280920
well no shit, there are good and bad to every sign because that's just how people are. you just find ones with traits you like more than others. that's what I'm talking about when I say they are "the best"
>>17280928
no wonder you're such a cunt
>>17280936
The only Aries I ever loved was Zyzz (no homo)
>>17280937
because you let your emotions get to you and get your feewins huwt?
>>17280942
So you find one good trait in a Leo and you just generalise that all Leo's are the same? Are you dumb?
>>17280927
It's because they're basically the male mindst in a female body. They can be very feminine still but their mind set is masculine
>>17280949
apparently you can't read, because I said traits, as in multiple.
I get along best with them because of these traits
and you call me dumb?
learn to read
>>17280948
No because Geminis are generally unlikeable.
>>17280823
Oh my god, are you me? But opposed? >>17274894
>>17280815
Everything according to my geminiac plan.
>tfw Cancer sun
>tfw Saggitarius moon
Feel me bros
>>17280961
that's your opinion. maybe when you can state reasons behind your bullshit whining gemini's will like you and be nice to you
>>17275393
rude :-(
>>17280962
Wtf? How is this possible lmao?
>>17280976
>implying I want Geminis to like me
>implying I want to be stabbed in the back and get used up like an Aries whore
No thx
>>17280989
it's not my fault you aren't smart enough to figure out my plan and stop me
;)
>>17280996
>implying I'm not already done step ahead of you by realizing the Gemini's lies
>>17281002
I'm not talking about me specifically
I'm talking about gemini's in general
the only reason people get mad is because we outsmart them
it's not our fault we're smarter
you probably had to learn that the hard way
>>17281012
>Gemini
>smart
Pick one
Only issues I've ever had with signs were a cancer, Taurus and Scorpio. Though I have friends with those signs I get along with, it's just the women of those signs I don't match up with (Sagittarius)
The fact my best match is ares really sucks cuz my ex was always so angry and I'm way more lax
>>17281019
nice well thought out comeback, you really blew me out of the water with your dank green text meme
come back and insult me when you actually have something damaging to say you faggot
drink bleach
>>17281029
It worked didnt it?
One thing I know about geminis from this thread is that their ego is through the fucking roof. Like seriously? There is no best zodiac sign and quite frankly your natal chart defines who the fuck you are, not your sun sign.
>>17281029
>gemini getting revealed and triggered
>>17281034
what was supposed to work by you green texting bs?
I'm looking for an actual argument not you being a little bitch
>>17281026
Sag here too, sucks that my compatible sign is Aries when they're all assholes.
>>17280996
Congratulations, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>17281039
>revealed
what?
>triggered
I like arguing, I'm not upset. I've said this many times
please come at me with all you have you pathetic cum guzzling faggot
>>17281012
How does that make you a better sign?
It's not intelligence, it's cunning manipulation.
Sure a thief is cunning but are you not supposed to get mad at a thief once he has bested you?
>>17281041
Being this mad damn gemy go take a chill pill
>>17281049
>better sign
where did I say this? I even said Gemini aren't the best at all
please give an actual argument that's relevant you waste of space shitstain
>>17281048
Yo go girl!
>>17281056
>I'm not triggered
>still posts
>>17281044
Yeah maybe that's why it winds up being a bachelor sign, due to the perfect partner being an asshole so we give that shit up
>>17281059
am I whining? no. I'm asking for more arguments that actually make sense
I love this, it gets me off
but right now nobody's being challenging enough
>>17281060
Fucking Aries. Especially women Aries. Shit.
Well at least they're not Geminis.
>>17281061
tfw the gemy is to dumb to see what were doing
>>17281060
Yep, and they call us sluts when really were just trying to find our one and only :(
>>17281067
shitposting? that's all this is. you're trying to make me upset but it's not working. I have literally asked for an argument several times
>hurr lets b8 some more she hates it!!!
: ^ ) yeah you're really showing me by giving me what I ask for
>>17281064
>>17281071
Yeah seriously I think we end up with one of the worst matches for compatibility
It doesn't balance well, it's supposed to be all passion and that doesn't work great for long relationships really cuz that shit fades and for me I just want companionship after the crazy passion phase
Idk how we wind up being portrayed as the sluts but every sign has its pros and cons I guess
>>17281073
I've heard about you.
And your honeyed words
Hey /x/ I'm new to astrology. I'm also Gemini, could someone explain the pros and cons? And what else goes with being Gemini??
>>17281061
No one wants to challenge you though now. You look like a massive cunt and you alienated yourself.
>>17281085
>>17281085
>alienated
>on an anonymous image board
what?
>>17281084
No cons, juts pros
>>17281075
Gotta admit tho, chasing the one you like is the best part, then the passion, then it kinda gets boring after that. Guess every sag is different
>>17281090
How so?
>>17281092
Whatever people tell you bad about Gemini... Is not.
>>17281092
Shallow, unfeeling, selfish. These are all pros because they never have to feel the pain of the human experience
>>17281084
>I'm also Gemini
Cons
>you're a gemini
Pros
>you might be reincarnated into not-gemini
>>17281091
Yeah I suppose so, I guess it's just hard to find someone who can keep things fresh. I'm not sure which sign is best for that, I know Leos are supposed to be good matches for Sags but I've never had the chance to date one or even know one strangely enough
>>17281094
Okay, could you clarify for me?
Why do people think we are so bad? Yet great at the same time.
>I'd Google it, but rather a more clearl awnser from people who know their stuff.
>>17281075
Fucking Aries women
>ex gf
>MUH EFFORT
>LOOK AT ALL DEES EFFORT I MAEK 4U (I appreciated them tho)
>EFFORT
>ok babe calm down I didn't really need those but ok
>COMMIT TO ME RING ME IN THE NEAR FUTURE
>fuck give me some time to think about it
>YOU GOT TWO MONTHS OH WAIT FOUND ANOTHER ONE GG FAGGOT
>>17281104
Because people love to make drama and worry for boring ass shit that Gemini don't care about.
>>17281098
Ha, that is true. Its more of a curse really. I'm sick of lying about how I feel towards a person and I can't change for my gf, though I love her she can't make me feel bad for my actions to change, I gave up on saying sorry to people for it. Due to the fact I just dont mean it.
>>17281104
>Yet great at the same time.
Only gemini think this
>>17281104
They're liked initially because they are incredibly charming and friendly
Later they are disliked because it was all for their own selfish gain. They are backstabbing sociopaths
>>17280692
well 4chan is home of the neckbeard and weeb that wishes he was a chad, so any display emotion from women will be inconvenient to these manchilds
the pisces i'm married to is emotional, but is nothing like a tumblrina. she's pretty much the complete opposite which is why i love her.
being emotional by itself isn't a bad thing, it's when you use it as a weapon to hurt or manipulate is when it's a problem
you are governed by your star but you're not ruled by it. any sign with negative traits can work on nullifying them
>>17281089
The audience always matters. I was arguing not to convince you. I was arguing to get others mad at you. I wanted you to look like a edgy, manipulative cunt.
If I post my birthday down to the exact minute is that all I need for someone to explain my chart to me/give me some kind of reading? I don't know anything about astrology.
>>17281107
Don't get me started about Aries women, they're the absolute worst. Fucking bitches
