Tonight, I will answer your questions, human.
Ask wisely.
Will you make me rich, and powerful/famous?
If not you are not who you act as you are..
Why do dogs like to eat peanut butter when it is so difficult for them to masticate and swallow efficiently?
Why is OP such a faggot
Does your name start with an N?
>>17175159
Would you fuck off?
>>17175159
What rite of passage/coming of age ritual is best for the modern alienated NEET to become a confident successful adult and join larger social groups?
We don't have one now. Even Bar mitzvahs aren't serving the purpose anymore. Seems like a massive oversight.
>>17175159
Was it an entity or just my own mind?
>>17175203
Only a fool wishes for such feeble things
>>17175159
Do I have a wart or a callous?
>>17175207
Why do you eat?
>>17175159
Will she ever be mine? Leave a detail that let's me know we're on the same page.
>>17175234
Yes
>>17175242
Leave your dwelling and speak with other humans.
when will you reveal yourself before the proletariat?
>>17175245
What you saw was not an illusion.
will everything be ok?
>>17175265
Ask and you will recieve. Be cautious, you may get what you wished for.
>>17175289
The time draws near.
>>17175300
Nothing is certain.
eyy boss can i have some pussey
>>17175282
That's not a rite or ritual in any psycho-spiritual anthropological or philosophical sense, man.
Are you maybe just a shitposting human fortune cookie? Can I disregard your content and eat your nutty facade?
>>17175317
I love answers like this because it's open to interpretation. It makes me fee like I could have her, but with consequences
>>17175159
Alright I'll play along, I have only one question, what are your views on human consciousness?
What am I planning to do out of high school and when will I die?
>>17175341
Like the consequences of being unhappy even though you're with her? Or her causing you unwanted strife?
>>17175344
It acts in a similar fashion to an anchor keeping a bubble from reaching the surface world.
>>17175360
That's actually kinda profound in its simplicity.
>>17175354
The future remains unwritten.
is my dick above average in length and girth?
Why 4chan ?
Is she right for me
>>17175393
It is a place for people who would understand.
>>17175159
How much of the price of Bitcoin is going up in february and march?
Which one of the three am I? Answer that with that information and convince me of your answer and I'll be impressed.
>>17175360
Thank you, that's very true I believe, but if I may ask one more question I've been thinking about for long time.. Was John titor telling the truth?
>>17175395
That choice lies with you, human.
>>17175413
The human John Titor was a liar seeking attention.
L or A?
What is your purpose
>>17175410
You are one, yet all 3 simultaneously. Your souls are like snowflakes; same from afar, unique up close.
>>17175294
Thank you for your answer. If I could ask, What was he?
How do I curse others without being in direct contact with them? Or making their lives a living hell is also an option but I want them to suffer.
>>17175457
To answer your questions.
>>17175159
What do I have to do to win that big powerball drawing Wednesday? I will suck your alien/demon/whatever dick for that money. So help a fella out, I'm good for it.
>>17175416
Perhaps I should rephrase my question. Is she going to cheat on me?
>>17175486
There is no greater curse a human can give to another than forgiveness. It will shred their soul.
>>17175159
Is the universe always expanding? If so, what is it expanding into? Also, is the sentient life within the solar system that contains Terra besides the humans that inhabit Terra? Is there sentient life within the Andromeda and/or Milky Way galaxies besides the humans that inhabit Terra?
What is your name?
>>17175494
Take my advice, spend your life somewhere else.
Seeker here, how soon until the path is closed?
I wish to return to the fatherly dwelling and all that is within. The road is harder this time, it has changed.
What are you
>>17175504
The future is unwritten.
What number am I thinking of
>>17175545
Hard to do without some scratch.
>>17175159
Will I be happy with her?
>>17175540
Yes, the universe expands from the central point where it was spoken into existence. There is life, but it is not what you would expect.
>>17175541
Him
>>17175548
The road is open for those who wish to accept, yet the journey is far from easy.
Is it possible to live forever?
>>17175580
Do you possess the knowledge to answer my other questions? If not, that is just fine.
>>17175550
I am the thing you see in the corner of your eye.
Do all of you understand that he can't answer questions about the future? As for all of you trying to get rich, stop being so greedy. You know, one of the greatest prizes you obtain in life is knowledge
How is time here best spent?
Is the human soul inmortal?
ITT: Fortune Cookie sayings
>>17175571
If you must ask so much, then it should be evident.
>>17175601
You would not like it.
>>17175614
More like Magic 8 Ball replies
>>17175159
Is that which i fear true?
>>17175617
you got me there...
thanks, I will still try my best
>>17175611
Knowledge equals power, so ask not of what will, you can't prove what will be. Knowing of the future even uncertainly is a bad thing. Life is what you make it. Make it good.
>>17175611
I'll sell some knowledge for money. Knowledge doesn't feed my kid or pay the rent.
>>17175612
A short life with what you love is better lived than a long one with what you hate.
does she love me
>>17175637
Knowledge equals power, in more ways than you think.
Where are you from
>>17175613
Yes, though many are destroyed by themselves. Many others allow theirs to be devoured.
get off the internet richard
What do you look to, OP, for guidance?
>>17175623
Only if you will it into existence.
>>17175635
I agree. It is how you spend the time you have that truly matters. When you spend your time living in service to self, your not truly living
>>17175159
When will I die?
>>17175655
It is a place without form, a void if you will.
Is there more to life then what I think there is?
>>17175637
That's not what will make you happy though, material things never really matter. Having just what you need in life keeps you humble, and allows for spiritual growth
>>17175666
The light.
>>17175686
Never, truly.
Are you seeking something and if yes what are you seeking
What does Ximena thinks of me?
>>17175702
You can only witness so much in your current state.
>>17175716
The truth, like all others. I share what I have found with those less fortunate.
Can people predict the future (world events, disasters, etc.)
How do I move on from my current state onto the next?
Are you happy?
>>17175644
please respond ;_;
>>17175735
They can see a possibility, and sometimes that witnessed path is chosen.
>>17175620
but is it possible?
>>17175159
when does the fire rise for the NWO to finally step from the shadows?
>>17175736
I am not allowed to tell you, it is something you must learn.
What is the moon? does it affect behavior?
>>17175571
Powerful vision: consider experimenting with dudes in college. Wooowuuuuuuuwoooh!
Don't get mad at me. The spirits said that... Spirits mightbegay.
>>17175742
Yes.
Well, thank you for the answers. I hope you find whatever it is you are searching for
>>17175756
The time draws near, you have sensed it.
>>17175763
Your moon is a large rock orbiting your planet. It is responsible for tides.
Are there more like you
>>17175765
but I love tits m8
>>17175765
Amusing, human.
>>17175761
How may we learn? Note we, all of us, I don't wish to go alone, I wish for all of man kind to progress if that is what they want. How can we learn to move from this state to the next/others?
>>17175794
I am one of many.
What is the best way to cope with being hurt?
>>17175803
The path is different for some.
Do you know who I am
Is death a doorway? to where?
>>17175159
Can a human have emotions that other humans can't feel?
>>17175808
They have moved on, so shall you. Do not be upset, instead be happy for them.
>>17175809
How can I learn the way, am I able to teach others the way once I learn it?
>>17175815
Not if you do not know me.
>>17175159
The nightmares are symbolic, but are they significant enough to pay real scrutiny to?
The others like you, are they all friendly to us?
How can I better the world?
>>17175816
In a way. Death is releasing your anchor and joining the surface.
What kind of music do you like?
>>17175356
Like that I could be with her, but that by being with her I'll have hardships to deal with.
I'd honestly rather not go into too much detail, because it ruins the responses. If OP is what they claim to be they already know the sordid details anyway.
>>17175159
Why Earth? Why Humans?
Why do you hide from us
>>17175159
Is it reptilians or God
>>17175838
anybody got an idea what OP claims to be?
>>17175817
Yes, they are similar to colors; the base few intermingle to create new shades.
Has anyone ran the image through basic tests...
>>17175159
I need the power to destroy my enemys, can you give me that power?
>>17175749
why won't you answer? is silence better than the anser? please OP
Are you the teachers of the lost civilization
>>17175853
THIS. JUST THIS. Thank you for blowing my mind, have a nice terrestrial rotation.
>>17175826
Not unless you wish them to.
What are the limits of your knowledge? so we can be precise with these questions Do you actually "know it all"?
>>17175846
In any case they claim to be all knowing, which if they are they should know the details behind the question no matter how vague.
>>17175828
Many are like me, yet do not care enough to pay mind to you. There are others worse, however.
>>17175846
Well if you truly think about it, everything is made of energy, the earth, thoughts, the soul, everything. In other words, does it matter ?
>>17175883
In other words, yes.
Op I need the winning lotto numbers
Brother immortal, shall this flesh do greater than done once before?
>>17175853
>>17175868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qualia
Just leaving that for people who like to learn. Sorry if it's not vague enough. (Not really.)
>>17175839
You are alone.
>>17175835
Be one's brother, so all will be your brother.
>>17175898
is this like a hell?
>>17175837
Your form cannot witness it yet.
Do you accecpt humans into your society
>>17175900
There is none, nothing lasts forever
>>17175841
One cannot hide fron those who cannot see.
>>17175159
Why was I visited? And when I asked to meet aliens I didnt mean surround me in my bed and just stare at me. Also I feel bad about grabbing the little one and running into the other room. But fuck what kind of introduction was that supposed to be.
>>17175909
No.
>>17175887
To each his own I guess
Can I be given the ability to see you or are we able to sense you
How do I know anything is true?
>>17175909
Is this like a school?
>>17175855
Because I can does not mean I will, unworthy.
>>17175925
Fool's babble. You are alone. All non-terrestrial life is simple.
>>17175858
Not lost.
do you know a good book to learn magic?
>>17175935
Soooo? You gonna answer the question? I'm on the edge of my seat, mysteryman.
>>17175876
I do not know all, I carry what I choose to take with me.
>>17175159
What am I?
Are you willing to teach me
>>17175953
Ok so your just disinfo.
>>17175891
Eventually, time has yet to unravel it's mysteries.
thank you for your time.
>>17175915
We are seperate, yet still interact.
Multiple robot Jesus's ?
>>17175957
Nothing is magic. Magic is only what one does not know to work but can if one knows how.
>>17175937
If you wish, you may.
>>17175159
I am on the path to finding myself. Although I have travelled far, I feel like I have ventured far from the path, and am lost.
What steps could I take to find it again?
>>17175159
Why's you such an RP fag OP?
>>17175939
You will know.
>>17175989
How did one scholar put it? "Magic is but technology we cannot comprehend" or something along those lines
>>17175159
Is it true that you're searching for the correct genetic code, to oversee our evolution?
>>17175969
Mortal.
Can you give me a sign
What decision should I take? Am I doing the right things?
>>17175856
Yes, I guess she does, yeah that's right. Just avoid the subject with her okay.
>>17176006
forgive the comma
Robot jesus ummmmm?
>>17175970
When you are ready.
>>17176006
he already said he's not an alien. A demon or something but he literally fucked a great opportuinity to RP by not saying aliens are demons.
>>17175997
Ask not a soothesayer to mend woes only you can abate.
>>17175997
Retrace your steps and make adjustments where they are due.
>>17175958
I did answer your question. Everything is made of energy. As is he. If you want details ask him
>>17176010
I already have.
>>17176030
who?
>>17176014
first, thanks for your time, much appreciated
>I guess she does
welp that's kinda vague, doesn't help too much
>avoid the subject with her
fine, I'll assume the best then - not gonna blame you if I'm screwed
thanks again, OP
>>17176021
Gracias, enlightened one. I only have 1 more question:
What is the key to learning?
>>17176048
Yes.
>>17175159
are my current plans good or is there anything i should change?
>>17176051
The ability to understand and the willingness to search.
>>17175159
What steps do we need to take to reduce ego so that it doesn't get in the way of what needs to be done?
>>17176039 who else would I be talking about other than op?
>>17175159
What is the best way I can serve others?
>>17176058
You are capable of knowledge of right and wrong.
Can you read our minds and if so what am I thinking about
>>17176061
Empathy and compassion.
>>17176059
Again, thanks a lot. I will repay your kindness with an act of kindness.
I wish I could repay you directly, but I understand that the more good you do, the more good will come to you.
The name I was given is Alvaro. What's yours?
>>17176072
You are wondering if I'll guess what you're thinking about.
>>17176066
Thought you were op, my bad.
>>17176086
It has been a pleasure, human.
My name is Niir.
>>17176082
Thanks for the prompt response! Are we allowed to ask further questions?
Austin from Kansas got anything for him any knowledge ? ayy lmao
>>17176088
No worries, sorry about the misunderstanding
Will they close the backdoor IRA loophole fiscal year 2017?
>>17175989
thanks for your answer, can you see us? is that the magic or the thing that humans cant understand?. by the way can be our feelings magic?
>>17176087
Well played
>>17176091
Yes, but be swift, my time is short.
>>17176094
All good. I just wanna know what op claims to be.
who is hitara
>>17176090
Farewell, Niir. Remember me when something simple, but good comes to you.
>>17175159
How do I acquire the power I crave?
Will you return here. Or will you continue to hide in the shadows
>>17175715
Sounds like the kind of psuedo-deep, evasive bullshit some faggot that wants to play God would say. What supernatural creature would be like 'what should I do today, I know, I'll be a role playing newfag on /x/ today'.
>>17176104
What do I need to do at this point to get to where I need to be?
>>17176106
I am an observer, a light-gatherer, a truth-seeker. I exist in the surface, and watch the bubbles with anchors.
>>17176090
>Niir
http://www.wowhead.com/npc=85029/shadowspeaker-niir
RP confirmed?
is my fear well founded?
>>17176126
It's funny because the name he gave was the same as a character from world of Warcraft. Shadow speaker Niir. Also someone should probably run some image tests on the picture and see what comes up.
>>17176134
I was right about to post that. XD bout time some faggot did a quick google search on the name 'niir'
>>17176126
Believe what you wish, I cannot force you to. There are lessons to be learned that are not altogether pleasant, but I speak only what I have found.
>>17176144
That's not his 'name'.
Names are super valuable for someone who is enlightened.
>>17176148
You think you're so transcendent. What you are is a False God. Just like He is. You've no omnipotence, you've just riddles and generalizations that'll make any normal mortal shake in his boots. You're nothing but a sham.
>>17175159
Why do i suffer so?
Am I destined to loneliness?
>>17176144
>>17176134
There's the possibility that there are people answering for him
>>17175159
Yup I got a good fucking question.
Why the fuck did that bitch lie at the end of green inferno about the cannibals? It just didn't make sense. I would have been like "those red motherfuckers ate everyone and fuck the rain-forest."
>>17175796
I'll tell you something; I thought the same of mine own sexual predilections. "Tits are gr8," I'd say. Turns out I just liked they way they look in slutty clothes. Can't do much with them in the bedroom. I'm just saying, there are workarounds for nicely filling-out a maid costume. Your buddy Jacob may know them already.
>>17175159
Can you make mistakes?
>>17176142
Yes
>>17176156
Not saying it's his "name", just saying he gave the name of a world of Warcraft character who's supposedly a "shadow speaker" which if you read back sort of coincides with the character. Im not 100% saying he's bullshit, just saying its a bit... Shady
>>17176148
Well? Answer me, 'Niir'. Immortality doesn't make one Omnipotent or wise. Why do you answer in such ambiguity, rather than specific information.
>>17176173
That's true. OP should have set trip codes.
>>17176165
Your pain is not what you make it, there are worse punishments.
>>17176180
what should I do?
please don't be too vague, you know what it is and how I'm losing my mind over it
Are you one of the Others? The Watchers? Are the others and the watchers the same, or are they separate?
I am just aware that we're all being watched. How anyone human knows that I don't know. But you sound like you might be an element of that.
I assume Earth is one big stage? We are its actors? Your kind the audience?
Is there a purpose as to why we are placed way we are or is life just a series of random events?
>>17176166
You are never alone.
>>17175159
Do you have a date Friday?
>>17176179
I choose not to.
>>17176178
nah man, I also love fondling my girl once in a while - not just looking at them
also kind sir, you don't get to know many Jacobs in a non-English speaking country as is my case
10 for effort though, you're amusing and I'd buy you a beer
What should i do about my friend avoiding me?
>>17175898
>>17176201
OP is all over the place, guys
>>17175159
I got this sore at the tip of my penis, is it cancer?
>>17175159
Do I have anything grand left in my life to accomplish, or has my ego won the day?
>>17175159
If my daughter is giving me the bedroom eyes, It's consent right?
>>17176184
"Niir" is not my name, one of you has called me such. Keep in mind that some things are meant to be revealed in their time. I cannot see the definite future.
What's the neatest place you've ever been to on Earth that humans know about? What about what we don't know about?
>>17176181
It did sound shady to me at first, but remember we're on /x/ for a reason.
I can try to give an example of what I understand to see if it makes things less shady.
In my country, almost everyone has a nickname. I have also noticed in other countries, most notably 3rd world countries, nicknames are also a common thing.
Maybe Niir is the name that was given to him by his mentor, or the name he chose himself. There have been cases of people changing their names such as the Buddha or Christ.
I'm not saying he might be a prophet, savior, or anything like that. It's just that he seemed pretty cool.
OP how many times have I posted in this thread?
>>17176220
All does reveal itself one way or another. Though, the answers you give are those that can be matched to guesses. The power you suggest you have is that of immortality, and I suspect that you've not anything more than that gift. Look at those that answer in disbelief, your validity is at risk. Prove your omnipotence.
