I'm Art Bell
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Ask me anything
Can we get a timestamp?
>>17145947
Sharpie in pooper
>>17145949
Not right now. I'm not at home.
>>17145953
You want me to put a pen up my ass? No thanks.
>>17145953
What Is this meme?
>>17145949
>>17145965
this guy is not Art Bell
>>17145988
Dubs is right, abandon ship
>>17145988
Do you want proof?
>>17146011
sure man, go ahead
>>17146011
>asks for proof
>"not right now"
>says it isn't hime
>"do you want proof"
Yes OP, we want proof.
>>17145947
How do you feel about the jews?
You're all mean!!!
I quit!!!
>>17145947
>Ask me anything
Sure you got away with murdering one wife but do you really think that you can get away with it a second time? Look at Drew Peterson.
>>17146030
yeah get the fuck out
why 4chan and not reddit?
>>17146039
That's slander. Expect a call soon.
>>17146049
because at reddit shit like this gets downboated to oblivion
>>17146049
Because one encourages role playing shitposters
>>17146030
inb4 the return
Just because I get pussy on the side does not mean I should be harassed by a stalker with a gun or you idiots on 4chan. My lawyer will be collecting data from every one of you.
-Art
Hi Art. What radio playout software would you recommend? How do you screen calls when broadcasting alone?
>>17145947
How big are you?
>>17146073
what kind of a low self-esteem do you need to have in order to roleplay as a guy named Art
>>17146080
FOR YOU
>>17146080
Not that it should concern you, my girth is a healthy 2 inches and length is a sizable 5.64. I get no complaints
-Art
Why is Dark penguin cyber stalking you?
>>17146020
Art you should tread lightly with this guy around.
>>17146080
Ask your mother
>>17146160
>the REAL Art Bell
oh this starting to look like a spanish soap opera
does /x/ have mods anymore?
>>17146167
If the mods stopped role playing on this board 95% of it would be gone.
>>17146167
If it did you would be banned for racism
>>17146176
and thats a bad thing? huh
>>17146186
woe me
>>17145947
Why did your son suck off an HIV ridden man? Does he have yellow fever like you? How will you kill your wife? Why did her parents give her such an asinine name? Were they illiterate?
This is not funny. What have you done to Art? How could you do this?
>>17146250
Go to bed Noory
I think I know who the stalker is. Art has been seen at the different whore houses in the area to satisfy his yellow fever ever since his wife had their daughter. She got so stretched that Art can't get off. Until their daughter is of age Art needs to find somebody else. Sadly he didn't make as much as he thought in the deal he made for show iteration 3847262773 so he owes more than one whore money. They hired Frank the most reliable of the town drunks to show Art they're serious about the outstanding debts. For every new subscriber he gets since he's left he gets a small cut that goes right to the whores. That's why there's been no new "stalker" news. No shots fired. As long as the money flows he's safe.
>>17146030
I laughed at this more than I should have.
>>17146329
me too. me too.
You're all fucked.
I'm a real Art Bell.
>>17146057
>>17146062
He actually did a reddit AMA
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3db2cm/hi_im_art_bell_host_of_midnight_in_the_desert/
Must have been the real Art. No replies so he quit right after he started.
>>17146633
top kek
>>17145965
>>17146011
proof or gtfo.
>>17146080
Big enough for you
