The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
I love walking in the woods and fields at night
Get a boat
>>17135403
Fire
>>17135403
I think I recognize this girl.
>>17135403
That there, that’s not me
I go where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I’m not here
This isn’t happening
Just jump down a very deep hole. It's easy.
>>17135721
Ah! you just reminded me of that guy who got stuck in that hole and died upside down...fuck spelunking.
>>17135406
This
>>17135403
Once, I found mannequin parts in the forest. They were arms and legs, mostly. Somebody had arranged them in a half-circle and in the middle placed a small, wooden chair. I was too afraid to take a seat.
>>17135403
>stranger danger
>young girl in motor vehicle
>kidnapper bragging
Alert the feds! Alert the feds!
>Bring a gun
>Shoot
>Jail for 100 Years
>>17135403
But I have promises to keep
what are you saying
I feel a little better.
They found your sweater.
>>17136778
She's a wood sprite now.
>>17135406
>be years ago
>walk almost nightly in the deep woods in the pitch black, can't see a thing
>occasionally hear something move heavily around nearby
>repeat this almost every night
>not even spooked in the least
>now, in the present time
>get seriously spooked by thinking back at that and wondering what might have been wandering around in there with me
>>17135708
Underrated post
>>17136749
And miles to go before I sleep.
>>17135734
Nutty Puddy
There is no feeling greater than walking through the woods on a winter full moon.
Everything is so bright and peaceful, good times.
>>17135403
>how to disappear
>close eyes? Use a blanket and don't move when someone walks in
>You will never stumble across a body in the woods and caress its pallid skin. ;_;
You can disappear on your own if you want so why posting here you unsufferable faggot
>>17140429
OP was obviously referencing the title of a Radiohead song, you uncultured swine!
>>17135403
frost was a emo fggt
>>17140654
>uncultured swine
>pleb-tier band
GTFO
>>17135403
Like you made that Oxford comma disappear?
>>17135403
Take small submarine rigged with explosives and descent into the darkest parts of the ocean.
>>17136981
The fact that someone is able to do that boggles my mind too
Walking alone in the dark forest seems like a really terrifying but maybe im just a little faggot
>>17137103
that's the one...what a horrible way to go.
Why is this guy quoting radiohead song titles in his subjects
I've seen like 4 of these threads all with radiohead song titles as the subject
My edge meter is going crazy in this thread!!
>>17141698
Because you're here.
What's the weirdest thing you've found in the woods?
ask maura murray
>>17141875
An ancient petrified nigger penis
It was awesome
>>17142155
Was it magic?
What's the weirdest thing you've left in the woods?
>>17141875
corruption
>>17142331
a candle
>>17142344
What was the candle for?
>>17142360
guiding the way
i had stopped by a rock, when it was put out and some animal (?) attacked me
i ran away
>>17135708
Ayy, I was thinking the same thing.
Please, share.
>>17141875
a treehouse
>>17143069
Did you go in there?
>>17143039
Source on all these gifs that don't move your posting
>>17140912
>uncultured swine
>god-tier band
GTFO