Yes he is very real but you have been a bad boy your whole life and that's why he never visits.

>>17128570
SANTA

S A N T A

S A T A N

Do you think this is just coincidence?

>>17128595
Santa Claus comes originally from Saint Nickolaus or something.

I just wonder if he's black or white.

>>17128570
I wonder if he fucks his reindeer. He must get all the reindeer pussy.

>>17128595
>Fundies are so clinically retarded they can't even grasp basic etymology

You are why everyone hates our religion.

Deff

>>17128570
No one has ever gone a year without being naughty so we've never seen him