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Who /satan/ here?
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reporting in
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Sup
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what u want
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>>17123212
>>17123304
>>17123310
FAGGOTS
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>>17123415
Thanks
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>>17123310
>>17123304
>>17123212
>>17121563
>Satanists
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lurkin
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>>17121563
Nope my name is Lucifer, who are you faggot?
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>>17121563
You could've at least used the right SoB.
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Not satanist but had a funny thing happen to me
>Be me
>With friend chillin' in class
>Out of the blue I grab a dice and say "This rolls 6, I'm Satan
>Rollio
>Right on 6, no spinning
>Later on, 20 minutes or around
>Theres this box with a question mark on it
>Some reason I'm pretty scared to put my hand in
>fear of the unknown basically
>My friend puts his hand in and then pulls out a bible
Crazy day.
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oh shit it's time for one again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc
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>>17125758
And you think this was a supernatural event instead of just a coincidence?

>>17125762
Honestly, I never liked this song.
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>>17125763
Never said it was supernatural, just some pretty funny odds that I wanted to share. Take it whatever way you want
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>>17121563
Me.
I am the Satan.
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>>17121563
My old friend from middle school became luciferian. I became Christian. He grew to about 5'6"... I grew to 6'0". I challenged him to a boxing match for the hell of it and brought out my gloves. We were both drunk. Idk if its my height or my reflexes but i completely destroyed him even though he was swinging wildly. He didnt land a single hit. Am i a bully?
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>>17125763
>I never liked this song.

That song was the beginning of the end for Metallica.
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>>17126341

You're obviously no angel. Although your face certainly looks like you fell on it from a great height, I'll give you that.
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It is good to see so many /satanic/ anons.
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>>17128353
Different anons have different Satanic views. Some are chaos gnostics, others are LaVeyan, and then Luciferians.
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>>17128359
Naturally. We expand from transcendentalist to symbolic, from diabolism to aesthetic iconoclasm. We wouldn't be Satanic if we mirrored one another. It is very pleasant to see more proliferation.
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>>17128374
>We wouldn't be Satanic if we mirrored one another. It is very pleasant to see more proliferation.

Couldn't agree more.
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>>17127231
WHO you are to judge me?
No ONE but me has that right in the Universe.
Would Love to see your face, after more than 15 billion years of time/interstellar/intergalactic/interdimensional/hyperspace travel.
You are talking to an Immortal.
I arrived on planet Earth 11 months ago.
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Horny Krampus, /satan/!
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I just want to watch the world burn. So either satan or kike. Hmmm
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>>17121563
That's not Satan that is Baphomet, the god of human sacrifice. Silly goose.
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>>17129036
>that is Baphomet, the god of human sacrifice

Where in the fuck are you getting your mythology info? Baphomet is a symbol of astral energy and duality.
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>>17128973
who cares


thats the point, who cares

fuck em man let em be them you be you
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>>17129040
wisdom
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I think of Satan as I crap.
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>>17129073
hote.
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This thread is not blessed with power of jesus
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>>17129113
Be gone, false prophet!
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>>17126577
Who the fuck beats up their smaller friend? You're suppose to look out and love and all that. Shitty Christian
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>>17126577
That went in a very different direction than I expected it.
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>>17126577
Typical christian bully desu.
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>the Bible introduces a good guy and a bad guy
>the Bible says that worshipping the good guy leads to eternal salvation
>worship the bad guy

asplain pls
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>>17121563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lZcVNLD-YY
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>>17129370
I guess it's just a case of why not. Like why do D class celebrities have fans? Why not, it exists so might as well.
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Hey is the internet toughguy OP of the O9A thread in here? I'm currently sifting through screenshots to archive the cringe and was wondering if you could answer some follow up questions

>>17121563
I know a little about LHP. ToS has some cool ideas. I'm no expert though
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>>17129421
> ToS has some cool ideas
Played some of the beta, bit too grindy for me to be honest. I've been playing path of exile recently though, it's pretty fun, kinda faceroll though but I must be on the easiest difficulty.
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>>17129370
Satanism doesn't relate itself with the Judeo-Christian dichotomy of deities. Satan is supposed to be a symbolic representation of humanity.
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>>17129458
that's the dumbest fucking shit I've heard today, and I've spent a lot of time on 4chan, that's like fucking saying that buddhism has nothing to do with buddha, it's just a "symbolic representation of humanity" fucking fuck off
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>>17129370
Propaganda says he's the bad guy.
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>>17129473
Satanism is basically an edgier version of the idea "deus est homo" or God is Man. It raises the man (ish) to the level of godhood (AL) and eliminates the idea of God or Satan. Thus, man is in opposition to "God" as understood by most. The edgy version of the Law of Liberty.
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>>17129473

All life on Earth is carbon based. A carbon atom is composed of 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons.

Suck on THAT, motherfucker.
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satanism - babbys first rebellion

Be honest, how old are you guys?
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>>17128359
Wouldn't left hand path views be more appropriate? You do know Lucifer and Satan aren't the same entity.
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>>17130424
Actually 6 is the average for the neutrons that we've observed. It depends on what isotope they are. Also a lot of carbon molecules contain ionic bonds in which they gain or lose electrons. Only thing you're right about is the protons
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>>17121563
ז,נ,ב,ר,ץ
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what does this mean
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>>17132103
Leviathan, a mythical beast described in the Hebrew Bible.
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>>17121563
Ok sell me on this satanism thing, I'll keep an open mind.
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>>17132103
Nothing. It's just random Hebrew characters.

>>17132133
Wrong. THIS one spells out Leviathan. Don't post misinformation.
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>>17132217
It's not meant to be "sold" to you. You either agree with it, in which case you're a Satanist, or you don't

If you agree with the Satanic philosophy, you were already in that line of thinking. It's not something you "convert" to.
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>>17132226
What you can't go "This is true because _______"?
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>>17121563
I have met Satan and you all are making a terrible mistake.
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>>17132227
What are talking about?
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>>17132221
Whoops, my bad. I didn't look too closely at the letters, which is funny because Hebrew is a specialty of mine. Really weird, because that thing almost never happens to me.
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>>17132231
>I have met Satan

No. That was just your nurse giving you your pills.
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You're a bunch of freedom loving atheists, get off this board
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>>17132240
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>17132233
Can't you give reasons for why satanism is correct?
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Take this chat to the sub reddit or something
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>>17132243
You're thinking about it all wrong. Satanism is a philosophy and generally atheistic. It's not about "correct". It's about your view on life.
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>>17132249
Why can't you explain why you believe what you believe?
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>>17132236
I'm not on any medication but thanks for your concern. And again, you beautiful yet stupid mortals are making a terrible mistake. He is pure evil.
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>>17128359
>Luciferians
What do these guys believe?
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>>17132255
>He is pure evil.
That is my fetish.
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>>17132252
Because you're not understanding what it even is in the first place. You apparently don't know the difference between a monotheistic "truth" religion and an atheistic philosophy.

>>17132256
That enlightenment is the ultimate goal. Some believe in Lucifer as a deity and others don't. It's too diverse to really say its one thing because no established system or structure has risen for it.
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>>17132259
You don't get it, you are nothing to him but a disposable toy. He doesn't care about you one bit. You betray your very own soul and strip it off all its opportunities. Just because of your stupidity.
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>You don't get it, you are nothing to him but a disposable toy. He doesn't care about you one bit. You betray your very own soul and strip it off all its opportunities. Just because of your stupidity.
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Sure thing

A lot what you hear called 'white magic', 'right hand path' and the like is based off of this premise that you can basically destroy the self and be absorbed into the universe. This is 'nirvana' or the 'Tao'. As cool as this would be though it's impossible; you can't destroy the self. It is an ever changing, constantly perpetuating phenomenon, and people arguing otherwise refute themselves right off the bat since their perception and argument against it implies a self. Now I'm not saying there's not a place for these teachings, but I think it's farther up the tree than us. I'd argue when it comes to the material world, 'satanism' has the advantage, and is more immediately relevant.

Now, 'satanism' in its most basic sense is that you do not need god to have spiritual power. Your ability to change and manifest the world as you see fit comes from YOU, not god, not jesus and not satan either. This is what people mean when they say that satanism is about individuality, and not satan. Personally, I don't call myself a satanist. I don't call myself anything; that being said the principle that we create our own power is considered satanic.
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>>17132275
>it's impossible; you can't destroy the self. It is an ever changing, constantly perpetuating phenomenon,
Not seeing how it changing makes it invincible.
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>>17132264
>>>17132256
>That enlightenment is the ultimate goal. Some believe in Lucifer as a deity and others don't. It's too diverse to really say its one thing because no established system or structure has risen for it.

And that's before you get into the morons that conflate between Satan and Lucifer like they're the same person. The mark of true theologic stupidity and I've witnessed it in both Christian and Satanist circles.

Would you judge an ideology through it's claimed (by them) detractors?

Luciferian reporting in. I worship the craft of Fire, the Sun, the Lightning, all is shorthand to say I worship the divine spark that gave rise to the universe knowing and appreciating itself within itself. I worship Truth, and I repudiate falsehoods.

I want every one of man-kind to better themself, through Truth and Knowledge.
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>>17132290
>I worship Truth, and I repudiate falsehoods.
>I want every one of man-kind to better themself, through Truth and Knowledge.
So science?
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>>17132290
>And that's before you get into the morons that conflate between Satan and Lucifer like they're the same person

Some do and some don't. It's all over the place, really.
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>>17132293
Secular Humanism, most like, yes. There is so much more to it however. There is a hell of a lot of lawyers who warp, and moronic scientists are more dangerous than an easily dismissed uneducated prole.
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Here's what I've wondered long and hard about. If you agree that Yeshua is a deity worth believing in, why would you choose to follow the faith that was almost immediately after subverted by Saul of Tarsus, (later Paul the "Apostle") who says he never met Yeshua?

This was the first corrupter, and that was long before the Council of Nicaea which was WAY before the King James Version of the bible. Why would you, caring about Truth and with your divine soul in question to you, settle for a simulacrum of a simulacrum of the matter? A parody? Why would you follow leaders who abuse their positions of occult knowledge over you?

They turned your diety into a thrice-fold manifestation. They turned it into Sun worship. They put the Sun onto the Sun Cross and that's what is practiced year after year as the Sun travels through the 12 houses around that ancient symbol for Humanity on Earth and the elements. They have absorbed all these earlier religions as they always have been syncretistic.

I have spent some time unraveling a few secrets through study, and the result is this question: Why follow anyone?

This is where my religion begins to make sense when compared to Satanism. It's like the optimistic side compared to Satanism's tendency towards the primal nature of Humanity.
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>>17132290
soooo basically you're saying the most basic boring shit a man can come up with and try to make it sounds hipster and 2deep4u, you faggots really are autistic
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>>17132393
>93
Good tidings seem to be in this post. I feel the same way as you do, but maybe for different reasons. I am a part of a Order that has a secret name, but it's initials are A.'. A.'. - have you heard of them?
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Why aren't you accept Jesus as your savior?
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>>17133995
Satan is my only god.
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Ayyy
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>>17134008
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>>17134001
You must return to the church, there's still time for you.
Jesus will help you and will enter the true kingdom of heaven.
Please, at least think about it anon... see ya God Bless you
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>>17134021
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>>17134023
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Fuck forgot pic
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Is this where Satanism goes to die?
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>>17134028
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>>17134022
I've made my choice, anon. I choose to follow the path of wisdom and power.
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Talk to me anon
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>>17134054
Satan welcomes bouncy tits
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>>17134021
I can't read jack shit in that picture.
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>>17134072
If this thread is still around tomorrow i will try to post some more, and better quality pictures from my personal binders and what not
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>>17123415
>>17123462
You mock what you don't know, but Lord Satan is the path to true enlightenment and self-betterment.
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spider satan thread?
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Bump for based Satan
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>>17132643
I'm familiar with it, but I do not belong to it, or at least something that uses the same initials. Thelemic law is taught in it, correct?

I hope you are still here, as I had to take a hiatus all this time.
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>>17132643
>member of the Order in my own thread
Shit just got real
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>>17129458
>>17129473
>>17129527
You are talking about laveyan satanism which is basicaly just edgy atheism, actual theistic or spiritual satanism isn't related to christianity, except the term satan.
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>>17132089
explain me how are they different
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>>17134050
Are you LaVeyan or a theist?
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>>17134590
Yeah, I'm still here.

>>17134608
I always like it when odd coincidences happen.
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>>17132643
Alcoholics Anonymous?
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>>17134893
Arcanum Arcanorum

The .'. indicates that the true name is lost or hidden.
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>>17134890
-- Is it Arcanum Arcanorum, or is it Astrum Argentum, or some other order? -- Nevermind. This has been answered in the interim.

How do you reconcile the broken lineage? (or broken-ish?) Or does that no longer matter?

When I've looked at it before, and now, I've always been struck by how messy everything is now, and while that isn't a blocker to someone joining... It does make a difference.

How does your order deal with secrecy? I've walked a hard road of a profane scholar just to ensure that everything I've ever learned was without oaths, in order to remain true.

Do you recommend it to me?
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>>17134915
The matter of lineage is less of an issue because there are a good many of them. Each person who brings another on to Probationer is going to be at least a Neophyte. That means that you are usually "brought on" by someone who is above Neophyte. Also the principals that govern the A.'. A.'. are in many ways set enough so that you can tell if someone is a fraud. One such fraud is Joseph Rovelli, whose lineage is in doubt due to his lies.

No worries about secrecy, since most of the material in the grades is public. It's mostly tasks and knowledge gained from the tasks which matter. One can take the oaths, since they are also public. The only dangerous one is the Oath of the Abyss, the crossing of which is a dramatic moment.
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>>17134037
Seriously, get a better camera.
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>>17134929
To answer your last question, yes. I recommend you study a lot of additional material, just to get an idea of what's out there. There is so much in the occult that it is almost mind boggling. Satanism is one small aspect of what's out there, so try to round yourselves out. That's all I'm saying. Good luck.
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>>17134934
So is that basically, "Google it faggot"?
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>>17134934
Thank you very much.

What brings you into the Order as far as reasons you spoke of?
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>>17134941
I liked the ideas, which is to say, the lack of set dogmas. There is a lot of room for interpretation, through the Qabalah. I've found every belief under the sun has some justification under it, usually from gematria. Then I started to read about the ideas involved in Thelema, which was kind of strange and I wasn't ready for it. I had to encounter it a second time to find it worthwhile. That is pretty much the way it was for me.
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>>17134951
I see. Thanks.
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>>17121563
Here.
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>>17121563
Who? All the edgy black sheep Xtians.
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>>17134723
Theist
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This bump has the full backing and endorsement of Satan
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>>17129057
I am not a man nor human.
I am a highly evolved Dinosaur.
Reptilian.
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>>17124086
>lucifer is a tripfag
Not even a little bit surprised.
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>>17135280
No, you are Stan.
When will you hubris-ridden retards going to realize that being arrogant online always makes you look like a faggot somehow.
Stop pretending dignity, you have none.
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>>17135243
>full backing and endorsement of Satan

Shows how little you know about him you pathetic worm.
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I hope you all will eventually see the light and change the side you're on like Mark Passio did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5al1fK5bv0
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>>17135314
Die.
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Present here
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>>17135314
You must not be familiar with this neat concept called humor. What a miserable sack of dog shit you must be.
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>>17135338
Mark Passio is a con artist who's full of shit and peddles to whoever he can for attention. And suckers like you eat it right up without question like the dogmatists you are.
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>>17135362
Believe this guy who's gay for Satan's cock
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>>17135396
Well for one thing, Passio claimed that he was a member of the Church of Satan, and that LaVey himself made him a High Priest.

Were Passio ever actually involved in the CoS, he would know there is no High Priest except the owner. LaVey was the original and Peter H. Gilmore is the current.

He's completely full of shit. Just like every other evangelical con man (and woman) out there.
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>>17135240
Mah nigga
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>>17135314
You must be fun at parties
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Does any of you know what is the Red Brotherhood?
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Bumpity bump
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DEMON GET OUT
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/Satan/ you make me laugh
Join Ba’al
>>17135243
Do you even Bephomet?
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bumps for satan
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Can't believe this thread is still here.
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>>17125758
>out of the blue, grab a dice (you mean a die)
>scared to put my hand in a box
What a craaaaaaaaazy time you had in home room, I bet the teacher freaked!XD
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>>17121563
I'm literally satan; ask me anything.
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>>17129370
>its edgy and cool mom, you wouldn't understand
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>/edgy/
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Am I satanist by being fat?
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>>17132269
remeber u asked 4 this faggot
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>>17139583
>>17139588
>>17139596
So much asspain.
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Does anyone else pretend to be Satanist just to fuck with people online?
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>>17121563
I was for a while, then I read the Kybalion.
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>>17140391
No.
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Hail Satan!
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Hail stalin, hail hitler, hail saitin
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>>17121563
>mfw I misread "Satan"
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Laveyan reporting
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non-believing reporting in
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>>17132071

First, not middle, but last as well!

Like an old man who wears diapers...
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>>17132265

That is my fetish.
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>>17141451
>>17141513
Same here. Ave Satanas.
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99% of people associate Baphomet with Evil which is fucking not what it represents...
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test
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>Being LaVeyan satanist

That's honestly more of a edgelord than theistic
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>>17145140

It's babbys first edge...

:>
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>>17128973
If your immortal than how come your gonna get pwned?
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>>17145140
Please explain. I honestly believe LaVeyan is the most rational.
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>>17145102
99% of people are complete fucking morons, something which Satanists know well.
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Ugh.

Listen.

Anybody who claims to be a "satanist" are edgelords who wear "Jesus was a cunt" T shirts and listen to shitty black metal.

They try soooooooo hard to go against the grain. (Most likely to rebel against God fearing mommy and daddy)

These swine are a step below fedora tipping atheists.
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>>17148384
christians mingle pls go
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>>17148384
Get your yuppie ass out of here, faggot. Go back to getting molested by Father Friendly at your local church and sucking the dick of a god who doesn't give a fuck about you.
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>>17148384
Fuck off
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>>17121563
>/satan/
<post baphomet image
^implying
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I don't understand satanism desu
I've talked to demons and they've made a lot of very compelling statements
And at first I saw both sides of the argument pretty clearly but then I started getting spooked cause the demons wouldn't leave me alone
Now I'm not sure what's going on 2bh

I like to think that I understand but don't align with that super dark shit
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>>17148638
They are never going to leave once called, only your awareness of them will diminish
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Just purchased a new book. Think I wasted my money /x/?

Relative company to E.A. Koeting.

Seeking power since first piercing the veil with Indigo light a year ago, interested in becoming an Initiate.
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>>17145418
That's why he dislikes it. He wants to keep his delusions while Satanism says all Gods are myths.

It's TOO rational for him.
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Hail Satan.
For thine is the Kingdom
And the power
And the glory
Forever!
And let reason rule the Earth.
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>>17148937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx01fOYsc6E

Edgelord pride, irony and random!

100% Pranks!
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>>17148384
I find it funny how all the edgelords automatically assumed you are a theist.

I hear ya though. Satanists are the edgiest of the edgy.

"I hate religion. It's stupid. I'll be satanist now. That'll show em!"
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>>17148512
>>17148503

>he thinks satanism and fedoras are stupid
>he must be a christian
>edgy teenager logic

kek
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>>17149203
>>17149348
>>17149395
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>>17149348

I think religion is amazing, I picked Satanism after thorough research and scientific (*le tipmaster atheism phase lol!*) experimentation.

Deep level theistic Satanism is absolutely vividly rich with healing alchemy.

Atheistic Satanism is edgemaster tiplord and clearly uneducated.

In fact, every ascended planet with full technology becomes a planet rich in Satanic religious artwork and an overwhelmingly Satanist population with very rare opposition of any kind.

It's the LaVeyan tipmaster babby's that end up bringing the truth to the masses slowly ascending the planet to theistic Satanism worshiping the true creator that is Satan.

For he is beautiful like us, we were made in his image, as the dogma of Christianity stole from his great hidden works.

The bible of hell will be released and it will be proven undoubtedly that Satan is king.

It will be scientifically proven, it will be shown that the energy of primal creation manifests in body to body combat, Satan is the greatest fighter by far of any linguistic intelligent being.

The pieces will finally fit.
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>>17149420
>bringing the truth to the masses slowly ascending the planet to theistic Satanism worshiping the true creator that is Satan.
>For he is beautiful like us, we were made in his image, as the dogma of Christianity stole from his great hidden works.
>The bible of hell will be released and it will be proven undoubtedly that Satan is king.
>It will be scientifically proven, it will be shown that the energy of primal creation manifests in body to body combat, Satan is the greatest fighter by far of any linguistic intelligent being.
>The pieces will finally fit.

You win. King of all edgelords.
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>>17149420
The demonic/satanic pleasure of following him is intoxicating for sure, but it will eventually leave your soul stripped of all love and joy and you will be farther from the true God's light...there's always hope though to turn to Jesus Christ
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It's interesting how "edgy" has become such a buzzword that it isn't even defined anymore. There's no meaning behind it.

As far as I can tell, it just means "you take something seriously".

In which case, I suppose the anti "edgy" stance is to be 100% comical in everything and not take anything seriously. So, basically, to be "edgy" is to be an adult, while being anti "edgy" is to be a teenager who doesn't take anything seriously

On another note, I often see "edgy" to describe anyone who does not follow along with a program (IE: religion). So it seems to me that those who spout "edgy" at everything:

1. Are herd conformists who do not like independent thinkers.
2. Do not want anyone to take anything seriously, unless it's something they like.
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>>17149428

It means a lot to him!
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>>17149447
>stop being so edgy
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>>17149450
But no one else's views can mean anything to them. Mkay.
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>>17149447

It was Gabriel all along, the shillmaster.

He pushed the fedora tipping meme and the edgelord meme.

It is Christian indoctrination, "edgy" for the Satanists going against the grain, "tippers" for the Atheists trying to opt out of the Christian game entirely.

He still ultimately works for the great lord Satan. Like we all do, no matter what we do.

God's clever trap was that those without sin are always acting in Gods favor, Satan's masterful trap is that all action entirely is acting in Satan's favor, a universe beautiful, wild and free, even when in chains, even when in pain.

"This is the greatest moment of your life and you’re off somewhere missing it!" - The mirror of the mirror, the Lucifer self, Tyler Durden

You alone have suffered.
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>>17149447
Edgy more means someone (probably a libtard) who gets riled up over politically incorrect opinions or 'triggers,' as they say, where someone who's not edgy sees such opinions and doesn't care.
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>>17149473
>Edgy more means someone (probably a libtard) who gets riled up over politically incorrect opinions or 'triggers,' as they say

I've never seen that used by anyone.
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>>17149481
No, that's an SJW.
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>>17129073
"The best place to meditate is on the pot. If you have a comfortable toilet seat and a stout lock on the door, there's no telling what great thoughts might emerge. Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism whilst sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became." -Anton LaVay
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what is with Satanists and goats?

shitty mascot tbf
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I'm looking to get into Satanism. What books should I start with?
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>>17149746

cuz dey is maek a big ol giggle xD
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>>17132265
Satan's a real cool dude of mine, personally know him. He's usually a cool guy but when it comes fat faggots lying on the internet he gets real mad and writes a letter Barack Obama, demanding new tributes in cheetos and milkshake. You should stop posting or spend the next few years in Siberia with Obama, Osama and Moot.
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I let satanist rule the roast, because I'm to nice to let them have it. So please continue.
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>>17149766
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>>17121563
back to >>/sat/
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>>17149733
Well he wasn't wrong.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtn2jEkAmN0 ayylmao
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>>17148826
Makes sense. I can never talk about it to people though. I always tell people I'm atheist.
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>>17149972
kek
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>satanists
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>>17129113
*jewsus
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>>17149766
It all depends upon which variant you're more inclined to adhere. Each description can be matched up with the others, some more so.
Aesthetic/ symbolic
>[Generally atheist, these incorporate Satanic symbolism to convey and enhance Aeonic transfiguration]
Chaotic
>[chaos magicians who practice the dark arts; this camp expands from Discordian frameworks to worshipers/adherents/guides of a chaotic presence/force/energy/power]
Diabolical
>[this can imply anything from an "EVIL"/ "sinister" God(s) to a dark force which is external or internal of a given current/form. In the Satanic community, "evil" and "sinister" are socially-fracturing words, which means that they're definitive antinomian energies which penetrate a reality/truism and sees itself as outside of given boundaries.]
Gnostic
>[differ from transcendentalists in that they believe in a metaphysical splintering of energetic chaos/God(s)/presences and the artificial presencing of a given reality/force/dimension/knowledge/truth which must be reformed/discerned/understood/reverted/gone beyond.]
LaVeyan
>[typically atheist, these symbolists expand from naturalism to idealist but adhere closest to LaVey. Some believe in magick, while others do not.]
Literary
>[tends to be more romantic and allegorical than the others, praises and borrows substance from various writers and authors, such as William Blake, Timothy Shelley, and Milton]
Modern
>[Akin to LaVeyans, they do not view the CoS as their final destination. These usually branch out into alternative, updated covens, such as Jason King and his post-modern Satanism.]
Transcendental
>[These practices span from idealist to naturalism and generally believe in a temporal/eternal ascension or unionization of the self with the primal chaos/God(s)]
Traditional
>[another way of saying, "spiritual" but with connotations of adhering to an esoteric, historically inspired, and more aligned to a given covens interpretation upon "X".]
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>>17151722
>post-modern Satanism

Give me a fucking break
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>>17151727
Satanism is vastly individualized and ventures onto many approaches, incorporating a vast amount of philosophies and perspectives.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLr8gnYpVsg
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>>17149746
The goat has long been used in Christian mythology to represent Satan as an expression of carnality; because of this, Satanists adopt the goat as their own for the same reasons.
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>>17148694
Christ nigger what are you doing
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>>17151722
I'd like for you to give me a rundown of Lilith. I know the basics but I'd love to read your descriptions if you'd be so kind. I've already screen capped your last post for later reference.
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>>17152550
Not him, but Lilith is the queen of the succubi and a goddess of sex as well as feminine empowerment.
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>>17149447

Na, bruh.

A regular guy says "I'm atheist, but I respect your beliefs and will not force mine on you. All I ask is for the same respect."

An edgy faggot says "I'm atheist. Fuck your phoney baloney sky daddy. Your cognitive dissonance is getting in the way of my respecting you. I'm morally and intellectually superior to you."

See the difference?
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>>17153382

Too bad atheists all have such terrible grammar.
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>>17149447
This is a good post.
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>>17132643
Is the Order you speak of by any chance Alcoholics Anonymous?
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>>17153382
All atheists are ignorant pieces of shit anyway, so there is no difference.
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>>17151722
>Transcendental
>Gnostic

It seems above all others these walk the highest path. Thank you for summarizing the groups, it makes contrast easier to understand.
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>>17152466
care to elaborate?
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>>17150331
>I can never talk about it to people though. I always tell people I'm atheist.

Why would you? It's not meant to be "preached". It's a personal philosophy for yourself.

>>17153382
>"I'm atheist, but I respect your beliefs

Theistic beliefs do not deserve respect. To say otherwise is being a pushover. It's just a tactic for theists to get people to never question them.
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'But Michael the archangel, when he disputed with the devil and argued about the body of Moses, did not dare pronounce against him a railing judgment, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!"'
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but I want you to be wise in what is good and innocent in what is evil.
The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet. The grace of our Lord Jesus be with you.
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>>17154915
narrow is the path
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>>17153667
>Theistic beliefs do not deserve respect

Eh. Have fun tipping your fedora, virgin.
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>>17148384
Look, I'ltell you what. How about you head back to your kiddy fiddler priests eh? People become satanists, well, luciferian anyway, to improve themselves and have a sense of spirituality without worshipping a tyrant. Now fuck off, please.
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>>17121563
Go back to middle school
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>>17155266
I take it you're a pushover then.
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>>17149447

*tips fedora*
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>>17154949
And the power of Satan with you.
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Threadly reminder God caused all suffering in the universe and makes man suffer for it.
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>>17155667

You are a pushover and subservient to Satan as well.

You can be a servant of God and Satan at the same time, you can remove your servitude to God, but never to Satan.

The faster you become theistic Satanist the faster the evil in our world falls.

Satan is the being you will find if you search this planet thoroughly for greatness.

Shining perfect greatness; Satan.

Spirit of all.

I have seen him, he is great.

Christ is a sniveling child in comparison.

God is a sniveling child in comparison.

Even the great Devil hirself is a mere child in comparison.

Satan is under no disguise, barely hiding at all.
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Reporting in.
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I just don't get Satanism. Like, acknowledging Satan exists acknowledges that shit like the Bible and whatever lore the entity is in is all correct, doesn't it? But those same tomes say that he ultimately loses. What's the point of satanism at that point?
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>>17156899

You need to look at the Christian lore as the enemies perspective and method of crawling out of defeat without looking completely pathetic.

It is the book of how Satan was framed as evil, mostly fabricated events.

Christ was real and did die on the cross, Satan was part of his demise, but Satan did only what was right.
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>>17156899
That's what I've always wondered too, I guess some people just like rooting for the underdog...praise jesus though
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>>17156954
To me that's the same logic as, say, pointing at the first Star Wars and saying it's anti-Sith propaganda. There needs to be substantial proof to be able to prove a framing.
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>>17121563
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What essential oils are good for warding a household?
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>>17156985
Body oil, baby
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>>17134088
Spoken like a true cult follower!

I've never seen an upstanding member of society, who was also a Satanist. In fact, last time I saw one was in high school.
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>>17149447
It's more like "faking seriousness or obscenity to get a rise out of someone", but you're right. It's just a meme and will fade out in time, friendo. Everything does.
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>>17121563
fyi that's baphomet

and no, they're not the same
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>>17156976

You hate Satanists... you hate the Sith...

...you're not very imaginative...
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ITT: edgy teenagers/autist

Kill yourselves you have no idea what you are messing with
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>>17158241
Most of them don't really worship Satan, because the symbols tell otherwise.
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ITT: Edgy Teenagers
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>>17158241
>>17158324

>I said that word again!

;^}
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>>17157259
>>17158241
>>17158324
Look ma, I'm doing it again!
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>>17156899
>Like, acknowledging Satan exists

Are you so stupid and lazy that you can't even be bothered to do a 5 second google search and find out Satanism is atheistic? I guess so.
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>>17155667
How exactly does having mutual respect equate to being "a pushover"?

Lemme guess.

You're a teenager, you watched Jesus Camp once and now you're in your rebellious phase...
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