Official Midnight Trainwreck in the Desert(that's desert, Heather, not "dessert", put the spoon down dear) listening thread.
What the fuck is this going to sound like edition!
Listen Links
http://player.streamguys.com/dmr/sgplayer/player.php
http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/
10 drink minimum.
>>17071795
You are a disgusting person.
>>17071811
Shut up and blow me.
>>17071811
As if anyone could find your micropenis.
>>17071811
SJW is triggered.
Go be gender fluid somewhere else, you degenerate.
>>17071816
>>17071811
ba-dum-tshhhh
I finally found a pic of Art's producer.
>>17071795
who is this faggot who's got a secret crush on heather?
>>17071846
Bacon lover Agent 007 of course.
GUYS!
GUYS!
GUYS!
What if there was no mouse either? What if Art lied about Abby Normal too?
***
Might as well bust out this awesome pumpkin version of the original wallpaper one last time.
>>17071795
This is the most beautiful thread opener, thank you.
Cant they just put hoagland on at 12 from now on?
The final word
>>17071886
THis is so retarded. What logic does he have to suggest that the stalker will stop because he stopped?
fucking losing my respect for a man I've listen to longer than some poster's have been alive
>>17071899
>What logic does he have to suggest that the stalker will stop because he stopped?
He quit the show for the safety of his family but he's already said that if Heather's show works out he would like to guest host from time to time. Does that make any sense?
>>17071903
Yeah, it does because it will totally throw off that nut job when Art is doing a show from his own fucking house.
>>17071903
>lives on a secluded area with big lights and owns guns
>someone continues to stalk around said property even Art saying he almost shot someone
>is afraid for his family
I get that...but how is stopping the show protect his family again to the point of saying he may host from time to time?
>>17071910
he still wants to do the show according to the post. But his daughter is gettign PTSD from the police visiting their house.
why not leave the country? The stalker can't find him in asia or europe.
IT"S STARTING
dead air
How bad is this show going to be?
>>17071931
>muh wife and kid
Oh fucking hell it's on boys!
Holy shit this sucks so hard already.
I'm sure bellgab is drowning in its own cum.
She sounds fat
Man I can barely understand this bitch, can she mumble even more?
are you fucking kidding me? Did Art quit again?
Took the money and run, like everything else he did in his "career."
OH GAAWWWWDDDD!!!!
THAT FUCKING VOICE.
His kid's name is Asia?
>>17071943
>I'm sure bellgab is drowning in its own cum.
They having a civil war over there. Half of them don't like heather and only listened for Art and the other half are calling them noory shills if they don't love heather.
Mumble mumble mumble
Put down the tub of butter you are drinking lady. It's giving you mushmouth
>his family
Didn't Art selfishly bail on his family like three times before out of convenience? He doesn't even talk to his other kids.
>>17071954
Aye, that is true. It's amusing to watch them snapping at each other over everything.
>>17071950
Yeah, cause she is asian.
is this bitch stoned??
all I hear is her lips smacking between her pauses
She's just covering for him. She's a poor apologist. My bullshit detector is going off.
Coast to Coast tonight:
Date: Friday - December 11, 2015
Host: Jimmy Church
Guests: Open Lines, Jay Weidner
Filling in for George, Jimmy Church (email) welcomes author and hermetic scholar, Jay Weidner, to discuss the release of a 15-year old interview of filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, which allegedly shows him admitting to faking the Apollo 11 moon landing footage. Followed by Open Lines in the second half.
missed the first few min... did art quit?
So who is paying for the bandwith for the show now?
>>17071961
>Didn't Art selfishly bail on his family
He refuses to talk to his son and daughter from one of his wives. The son just wants to talk to his father one more time but Art wants nothing to do with either one of them.
http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/lost_in_space-38428459.html
>uh...
>>17071978
Suckers that paid to be a time traveller.
Welp i guess its time to go back to Caravan to Midnight. I think that Wells is the only one i still like.
Here we go. Let the chaos ensue.
>mfw captcha was trains.
This sounds like public access.
>>17071954
Everyone should sign up for a new account and sew some more discord. Pick names that subtly imply snoory shilling.
>>17071984
Fuck. I didn't even like Art, but I enjoyed his crazy callers. The host wasn't even the draw, people just tuned in for the nuts. Well it was a nice run /x/.
Bob Crane isn't going to continue to buy ads for the Heather show.
>my fucking face when i came to /x/ just now
holy goddamn this is nuts
>>17071997
somehow I'm not familiar with this show, might you have a link or could you point me in it's direction?
>ads still for Art's show
I wonder if this psychic bitch saw Art quitting the show today.
Is art listening to the show? What is he thinking right now?
>>17071846
>>17071850
Get fucked, I don't like her either.
>>17072002
Discord, chaos and heresy...I love it.
It's ogre
>>17071995
well fuck looks like I'll go back to listening to old classic 90's art bell at u7radio.org
>>17072002
Nah, fuck that I'm not dealing with those cuntwaffles. Happy to sit back and watch them implode.
>psychic treadmill repairman seen this coming and jumped out early
top fucking kek
the stalker is now heading to hoaglands place to get him off the air
>>17072027
Nah, he probably turned on the radio to fuck with Art and ended up shooting himself 2mins in to this shit.
>>17072026
That's why he started sounding so depressed in his later ads. He knew.
so no call ins...I wonder why
>>17072015
He's thinking, God, I'm glad I'm not hosting that piss poor show any longer.
Goddamn. Amy Martin is shilling the shit out of Heather to everyone on Twitter right now.
who the fuck is she interviewing?
is this john titor?
>time traveller from 21?? something
>not travelling back to the comfy 80's or 90's
>not travelling back to some point in world history where you could have Bermuda all to yourself
fartnoise.com
Stalking only happened when Art did the Religious vs Atheist show.
Or its when he talked about Scientology. Its either one of those.
>>17072043
Let's see 'em.
>>17072044
Nobody interviews Titor. He's got a spokesman or some shit.
Holy fuck this story is about as believable as Arts stalker story
whats this shit? no open lines
>>17072053
This idiot would be slaughtered if there were open lines.
I hope there's open lines later.
>>17072043
No shit she is. Amy needs this show to continue for her to have a job.
She will never be able to get out of Arts shadow.
>>17072059
yeah, that's why it's fun.
>>17072059
Me too. She'll get destroyed
Also in bellgab drama news: Lasha went berserk the other day because someone over there used her real name and she claimed harassment and invasion of privacy even though she used both her real first and last name lots of times and gave out her personal skype and even started her own thread where she again gave out all of her own personal information.
dark matter network is prob done now, huh? the only other somewhat decent person is james swagger
>>17072066
Don't even know who Lasha is, tonight's the first time in ages I've bothered looking at that shithole.
>>17072066
Who the fuck is that and why do we care?
>had to clear throat
had to think of a train of bullshit to spew out
this bellgab drama always goes over my head. why does anybody care
>>17072070
I just want to know who is paying for the bandwith for pig girls show?
>>17071997
Googled it. He's got a great radio voice, but it seems more 75% /pol/ than /x/. I want to go to sleep with cozy alien or innawoods tales from rednecks, not muh HAPPENING. I'll give it a listen, though.
>>17072074
Nah, he was muting his mic to laugh at (redacted)
>>17072074
lol
does this girl have a wormhole i can squirt a message into?
So do you think Hoagie's gonna get a shift in time slot or boost of some kind?
>>17072079
This is why we need some real /x/ radio.
>Wants to go back in time to meet Art Bell
>Goes back to the day after he's off air
Alright, this is horseshit I'm out
>>17072084
i wouldnt mind that actually. good idea
>>17071997
streaming link?
>>17072087
http://www.theparacast.com/
>>17072083
I bet she has enough mass for one to have formed.
>>17072091
Apparently redactard isn't a big hit in the future.
>>17072094
u gotta pay
>>17072095
Is that just a podcast though? We need some live shit to discuss together and call into.
One thing we can take from this. If Art ever decides to come back to radio ever again. He will never get picked up by terrestrial stations.
this is so fucking stupid. jesus christ i have no idea what theyre talkin about
Well guys, it's been fun. I was glad to catch Art one last time, but it's disappointing that it ended like this. Might still listen to hoag every once and a while, but he was best when he immediately followed Art's show. Another host hangs up the mic.
Peace out
what does heather even look like
>>17072107
I don't know. I just download the podcasts.
>>17072091
can someone please point this out in a call or something
>>17072070
Swagger is great. And Steve warner's dark city is great too.
>>17072002
Ideas for name? Seems like a fun thing
>>17072110
Hah, if he comes back it's gonna be some shit podcast on blogtalkradio at best.
>>17072113
She sounds kinda stoned.
>Nanofrequency oscillators
This redneck pretending to be a future operator.
>>17072077
The shows still has sponsors unless the advertisers start dropping off.
>>17072091
>>17072087
>>17072095
Yeah, I like Paracast for UFO stuff.
For general paranormal, I find Effed Up Stories the most cozy. Canadians talking about ghosts, really hits the spot.
If lines open ask if the Trump was stumped.
Alright I can't take this stupid bitch anymore, and I'm bloating from bellgab popcorn.
podcast time.
>>17072110
if he had any tact or dignity, which he doesn't he would never show his face or voice in public again.
redneck accent still exist in 2140
this fucking sucks
are you people still going to have threads every night?
>>17072121
I'm more pissed off at him for being a shitty business partner than anything. What kind of audacity does someone need to have to consistently bail on sponsors/collaborators like this? Fuck, just think about the people that subscribed to this shitty project "network." Art Bell is a liar and a complete asshole.
>>17072134
I'd be down to listen to to a group stream. Most of the fun is being in the thread with everyone.
did art die
So let's think seriously for a moment. I'm too ignorant to know the ways of those anons who take up tasks of Internet Vigilantism, but how do certain anons do what they do? The reason I ask is, is there some way that you could get someone to look into who's pulling this shit? I mean, I know you guys could give a damn about this but someone might be able to do something. If people can ruin the life of a girl in Seoul, Korea for letting her dog shit on the subway, then someone should be able to uncover what's really going on.
Regardless, you folks must be at least curious as to who's behind this.
>Terrorism
Art had picked up some major radio stations recently like KABC and KLIF and some smaller stations. They just all got fucked over They had to clear their schedules for Art.
>acts of terrorism
top fucking kekarooni
lol, that cunt Amy at the end beggings listeners to keep listening.
Dumb dyke just wants to keep your useless job.
Nope, get that resume updated Amy.
SAVE US HOAGLAND
funny that the guys that art sent to hoaglands show and got fired don't even have a job anymore since art is gone.
>>17072141
The South will rise again.
>>17072150
>>17072153
Just think, when Art gets his ass exposed, he's totally going to prison. At least he'll be able to listen to George "The Goat" Noory in order to pass the time!
>>17072145
We could still do old classic art shows like we were doing on Saturdays a few weeks ago. Or stream podcasts or something. I just hope the nightly threads don't die because they were so good for the /x/ community.
Looks like Falkie was right all along http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u9t33
A few things:
-New host probably doesn't have a home setup to receive phone calls and air them live. It's not as easy/cheap as you think.
-Keith probably asked new host to go on tonight to honour ad contracts with probably run on a week-by-week basis in, which is why you're still hearing 'em. He's probably trying to recoup a bit in light of this big financial hit.
-I predict Hoagie is furiously sending emails to Noory right now, begging for forgiveness.
>mfw hoagland will get 5 (five) hours to talk about pluto now after heather bails
>>17072149
no one is behind this.
there is no stalker.
Art is a bullshitter and was getting low ratings so he made up this ridiculous story.
>>17072164
ehh, we need to be able to call in
>>17072149
Anyone listening to Art long enough knows he quits his show all the time, and makes up some drama as an excuse. There was no stalker.
Art's next show is going to be in the form of embedded soundcloud clips and animated gifs at http://artbell.tumblr.com
>>17072166
>Hoagie begging forgiveness from Noory
You can bet on that!
I am surprised Hoagland isn't live, he said he was going to be live tonight and have a very special story/gift to share with the audience.
>>17072170
Okay, then fill me in on why he firstly dropped Coast to Coast, then secondly Dark Matter if it wasn't conflicts with satellite radio providers.
You have two great young hosts in Steve Warner and Bryan Alvarez on the network yet you let some lady from an internet forum host your show? That's a great way to kill 50-100k dollars every month in subscriptions.
>>17072169
That's true and why i think we need to make our own show, at least for us at first. I don't care if it's open lines every night until it picks up up a bit. These threads were a great thing for /x/.
>>17072164
i agree
i from /jp/ and these threads make my night so much better
>>17072171
>>17072166
>Hoagie begging forgiveness from Noory
i so hope snoory shuts him down.
Art Bell is a lying rice queen. He doesn't have a stalker and he's delusional.
This Heather chick sucks and couldn't get a job at a real radio station in Podunk, Arkansas. Me thinks she got this job by...
And last Bellgab is a massive circle jerk of sheep that are too gullible to see how Art fucked them in the ass.....again.
>>17072164
I hadn't come to /x/ in years and only came back to see if some Art threads materialized. Not going to be coming back, maybe only for Hoagie threats.
>plz come back art
- Hearther and Amy
>just as anal about audio as art
DROPPPP HIM
I would say no.
I am not qualified, just like this fat piggie girl.
What a fucking cunt to think she should just say yes, to hosting without any experience or idea what she is doing.
>>17072178
wch 2hu wud u fug
>>17072175
she works for the governmnet. Her job is to push this show further down the shitter
Hey, i want a pic of heather too.
She sounds dead.
>>17072175
Michael Vera is now my go to late night loony again.
Turn off your device, timetard!
>>17072186
>I'm just sitting here with my hands on my desk
We've hit early Hoagie tier level with this show.
>future time traveler man cant figure out mic
OPEN LINES WHORE
>>17072199
OH GOD PLEASE.
LOL no guest shes fucked
pignight in the desert absolutely btfo by the sound gremlins.
Get your shit together, Miss Piggy
She's fucked if she can't get the guest back. She can't go to open lines. She can't bullshit for 2 hours and 15 minutes.
>>17072204
Just 45 minutes in, too.
This is delicious.
>timetraveler can't into audio
>she freezes like a deer in headlights
this is shit
yeah he can make up stpid fucking stories
HAHA IT'S ALL FALLING APART!
>heather on suicide watch
is anybody else getting fucked up captchas where it takes 20 to get one right
He's not coming back
lol nigga ran away
>can't discuss history or politics
Sure, those are some valid points... Or, he's a liar who doesn't want to be found out. Even Titor made predictions.
How long before Art calls in and takes the show over?
WHAT WILL SHE DO NOW>?
This is such a fucking trainwreck of a a show. Just imagine you are a radio affiliate and this shit is going out over your air. HAHAHAHA Every radio affiliate will be gone will have new programming lined up by Monday night. Art has ruined his career for the last time by bailing like this.
Is this now a cringe thread?
Would the same Art Bell number be for this show as well?
Time Traveler isn't coming back.
>>17072221
She will fake being shot and go to dead air?
>>17072192
>She sounds dead.
her heart is literally stopping.
Now mr.askmeanything just quit just like Art.
what a fuck
>heathers face right now
Another break? Seriously? Art would've moved onto another subject while waiting for the guest.
>2 minute break
>won't even take ONE call
fucking
kekrekted
Noory is gonna talk about this on the show and go HA I told you so and celebrate with music
Goddammit, I'm going to get back to research on how to do this shot myself. There were a few anons that wanted to help out too. I love /x/ too much to let the community die back to tulpa and rp bullshit.
George Noory must be cumming like a fountain right now.
>>17072225
>fake being shot
I bet it'll just bounce off her fat.
GET HOAGLAND ON DAM IT ! GET ALVAREZ ON DAM IT!
MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING
I'm hoping she goes off-cuff has opens lines.
BellGab wanted their own show. Congrats, this is exactly what their show sounded like and why it died 2 weeks later.
>>17072235
i tried to listen to his show but he has like 30 minutes of ads
>>17072235
Noory is slowly backing away from Art's residence right about now
So the show is now a classic rock block?
>>17072233
Snoory is off tonight to drink champagne and fuck bitches. He is undoubtedly snorting blow right now and laughing his ass off.
lol i really hope this guy peaced out
>>17072234
do it brother
I like this song
>>17072234
>back to rp bullshit
er.....I have bad news.....
She's not coming back is she?
At least it's a good song
New host furiously trolling her Skype contact list trying to find someone to chat with live on the air.
CHOO CHOO
I'M THE TRAINWRECK CONDUCTOR
CHOO CHOO
shes just going to replay this song for the next 2 hours
>2 minute break turns into 2 hours
what a fucking failure
>>17072255
inb4 dead air
>>17072255
>hfw freezing on air
bet she is in the corner right now
>>17072158
And we'll burn it down again, too.
lol, my wormhole message got read.
Just tell me about the future, future boy.
Art just hung this woman out to dry. That's on you Art for this shit show going out over the air
OH SHIT
meanwhile at Noory's Studio
HAHAHA
FUCKING YES
He really did it.
>>17072253
I meant any worse than it already has. Duck, I'd take calls with fake creepy stories as long as the we're good. How about an OC contest? If it sucks, you get booted like when the cane comes out of the side stage and pulls them away.
lol you mic sounds terrible art GET CLOSER
THANK GOD
BASED ART BELL
>Shit hits the fan so hard art has to call in
God DAMN
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
ART FUCKING BELL
MY FUCKING SIDES
oh shit Arts on the line!
>>17072220
THIS NIGGA CALLED IT
WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Art, you bastard.
Fucking really Art? We can hear the bullshit in your voice. This shit is fucking ridiculous.
faggot Art calls in what a fucking kuck.
She should dump Art's call and take the shitty time traveler caller again, just for laughs.
>art talking
no go back to the travelfag
here comes the bullshit
>>17072295
kek
LOL Art playing victim from his delusional world
BETTER HANG UP ART THE STALKER IS ACTIVATED BY HEARING YOUR VOICE OVER THE AIR
>Art giving her literal shade
hahahahaha
so wait
Isn't being on the fucking radio the very LAST THING YOU WANTED TO DO TONIGHT, ART?
What the FUCK.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF
>muh wyfe
>muh kids
why doesnt art just move somewhere else
>>17072313
Like back to the fucking Philippines
yes Art, tell everyone including the stalker your daughters birthday
>daughter has PTSD from arts bullshit
WEW LAD
>>17072313
Why doesn't he just shoot the intruder?
How high is art right now?
lol art chillin in this thread
>>17072317
Art is the fucking Walder Frey of the Philippines.
>>17072322
he said he almost did weeks ago
>dr william 4chan
literally who
We should have let art know about /k/. You know some AZ /k/omrades would jump at the chance to finally operate.
be a man art. youre not afraid to go to war with assad or the russians, but youre afraid of someone with firecrackers
Art sounds like he has been drinking.
>Art crying about living in the middle of nowhere where the cops can't protect him
Parump has a Starbucks and is like half an hour from Vegas.
>>17072334
>he doesn't know about Dr. William Foreskin
Art is such a bullshitter. I hope broadcasters are able to take him to court over this.
>>17072329
A rare photo of Art and Erin.
Art gets cut off for commercials!
I'm dying.
>>17072348
isnt that the actor who played the janitor in harry potter
>>17072338
2 drink minimum
>break cutting into Art
>>17072338
Yeah, couldn't help but notice the periodic "ding" noise in the background... wonder what he's downing? Sounds like he's really blowing through it.
>>17072348 I really need to shop it up, add his kid's face to all of his bastards.
I'd love to interview Art on the other side of the table.
