Give me your scariest, most terrifying, best green texts of /x/
>>17043509
Too spoopy, I'm gonna have nightmares for a week, you prick.
Bump
>>17043514
love you too
Self bump for the sake of literary scares
Dumping at random
>>17043524
if thats real, that guy might be schizophrenic
and youre dabbling with things you took no part in
Have to do stuff, will dump more later
>>17043557
Thanks for the dump m8, 'preciate it
>>17043548
">Be awkward cringe lord that fucking farts when he's trying to sneeki breeki away from a god damn gorp"
/r ing the 'how to meet a skinwalker' greentext
I'll dump a couple.
>>17043682
Thanks anon
>>17043538
anybody has full story of this , i remeber it
>>17043697
>>17043708
That's about it for now
>>17043542
>he mentions a woman in white
I actually did pull over in the rain to pick up a woman in a white dress. And yes it was in the country in Texas.
It was pouring rain, I pull over in my Z28, she says "hay! Thanks for stopping, nobody else would pick me up!"
Then suddenly a jacked up truck pulls up behind me and my balls jump up into my throat, I was about to gun it while shes still holding the door open.
"oh thats my husband, but thanks for pullling over :)" and she closed the door. Weird.
>>17043796
The couple killed together. If you didn't pull over, the husband likely would have ran you off the road. They would have ritualisticly dismembered your carcass.
>>17043538
Where's this from? Anyone else got the other parts?
>>17043509
What the fuck, man? You scared me so bad my skeleton was literally expelled from its skin suit.
>>17043830
That's the maine taxi guy, Idk why that dipshart only posted that small part the dudes written loads of stories. I don't have any screen caps though
>>17043830
>>17046008
>>17043509
don't get it, whats spooky about it?
>>17047030
>>17047030
>>17047035
psst... nothing.
>>17046008
I thought I posted some of the Maine taxi guys story's in the damn thread image.
>>17043524
Where did you get this image?
>>17047429
A random call?
Starts screaming like a madman?
kills himself?
>Call of Cthulhu
>>17043534
Dont rember, was it explained ?
>>17047548
Skinwalkers.
>>17043544
Why is he schizophrenic?
>>17047313
It's really old.
>>17043557
Is there any more to that story?
>>17047528
That seems like shitty amount of risk for such a shitty reward, why would anybody even type this out and why would you save it?
>>17047447
oh fuck that cracked me up. 5 star post nigger
>>17047447
nearly had some poetry there
>>17050006
Gets a random call?
Screams like mad and kills himself?
Call of Cthulhu
>i did it
>>17043640
here it is friend
It originated on /fit/, but still obligatory
>>17043550
>I was just you're typical
>you're
Stopped reading there. Just kidding I'm not a faggot.
>>17043524
>whatever that thing is
It's clearly a fucking person with awful intentions and a mask to hide their identity
>>17050746
fucking /fit/ holy shit.
>>17050746
Fucking /fit/
Does anybody have the greentext of a pizza delivery guy delivering a pizza to a wounded demon/cyborg/skinwalker/pillhead/whatever in the woods? It would be greatly appreicated
>>17043691
So the girl was trying to warn anon about the intruder in his house?
>>17051293
I gotchu mayne
>>17051331
Yeah this is it. Thanks
>>17047429
I remember that time /b/ would dismiss any spooky related green texts if the OP mentioned weed. And the OP would try and debate how it doesn't causes alucionations while a group of anons insisted it did.
>>17043542
I love that story because it's pretty plausible (just an insane girl who was probably abused) but still spoopy as shit.
>>17051802
>.gif
there are some bredy gud pastas in this thread.
>>17043557
nigga where the fuck is the ending of that story
>>17051917
This.
Post moar
I'm bumping for more pasta. Keeping this thread alive.
>>17043538
Nobody is going to say anything about the chaturbate window
>>17051917
>>17051970
Wish I had it.
Was dumping at random, didn't even realise it was unfinished.
>>17051816
Not him, but it's safe.
>>17043524
Why don't you patrol around the house and shoot him?
>>17043548
Giant ground sloth remains were found in an Ozark cave.
http://faculty.etsu.edu/schubert/mosloth.aspx
anyone got the creepypasta of the couple that stops for a bathroom break in the woods and the wife in the car sees a skinwalker in a tree while her husband is away
>>17047030
>being this stupid
>>17043712
I'm in Colorado, fuck you
>>17047429
> I know when that hotline bling
>that can only mean one thing
>>17052687
There's one long one about wendigos from a couple years ago; anyone have it? (Not sure if it's green text though)
>>17052675
Im also in Colorado, fuck that guy.
Fuck the Californians who came here for legal pot too
>>17050746
Ohgod, I'm from fit and i can't stop laufin.
>>17051441
Wow, if that's the case, then hippies would have never needed acid or any psychedelics.
>>17052837
So many stoners here that think this is the best thing since anal sex. I work as private sector security for a distribution center and we get at least 3 people a week asking for a job. They look and act like typical burned out hippies. They have no work history, no references, shifty clothes. They think they can get a job because they've been smoking week for years and they're basically experts. Fucking idiots.
>>17052985
Good story, it sure frightened me of those stoners. God forbid they ever get a job
>>17050746
i came here hoping someone had posted this, i forgot to save it when i read it a couple weeks ago, thanks a lot buddy
Bumping for more.
>>17043538
>Chaturbate
Heh.
Contributing
>>17054991
Fuck off
>>17054994
no u
>>17055001
Well, I see you're not posting total shit right now, but that was a bad one to open with.
>>17055014
I usually post creepy pics with silly ones like those so people can relax a bit in between.
>>17055017
Yeah, but starting off with a stupid maymay one like that just looked like trolling at first.
>>17055020
Oh well, my bad, should have not posted that one.
>>17050746
HAHAHAHA fuck this is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
>>17046980
These are really good if you have more
>>17054997
....what the fuck
>>17043509
If you read it backwards i reads:
>o-hell
now thats spooky
>>17043708
Holy shit I was looking for this story last week but couldn't find it anywhere. (belated) thanks anon
>>17043524
Rename this to hotlinemiami.jpg for maximum keks
requesting australian swamp story
>>17050746
i want to believe
>>17050746
Holy fucking shit /fit/
>>17057259
Australian swamp story part 1
>>17059692
>>17059703
sometimes I shit my pants
>>17050746
This is the single greatest thing I have ever read.
>>17050746
Best fucking thing I've read
>>17043539
Were there ever any more posts by this dude?
Also does anyone have Maine Taxi Guy?
>>17051816
Can anyone make out the co-ordinates?
>>17059703
Ahhhhh, that ending, just a little bit too cutesy.
>>17053137
>hiring a shiftless bum who likely won't do any work while he is on the clock
>running a successful business
Pick one
>>17059703
Well that was weird and confusing
>>17043500
Bump
>>17060406
me too.
>>17043509
The L's look like steaming shit. Is that the scary part?
>>17047760
>explained
>skinwalkers
Pick one
>>17043534
Deer are known to stand on two feet
>>17047760
kek
>>17059692
>>17059703
I enjoyed it, but I kind of don't get it.
>>17061073
>Deer are known to stand on two feet
And talk? And imitate burglar alarms?
>>17061752
on occasion
>>17061752
>>17061862
7/10, well played, anon.
>>17059703
>>17059692
that was creepypasta on epic scale
>>17059703
Wait what happened at the end? Was he possessed by the old man? Or turning into the old man?
Thanks to all you Anons out here, this thread so good i had to go make popcorn
>>17043682
>not checking the back seat
Anon fucked up. She knows where he lives now.
>>17043686
>suddenly wake up and realise it was all a dream
>remember I don't have a wife
>remember I'm a total neet
>remember I don't have my own bed room
>remember I live in a cave by the lake
>remember I'm a snow troll
>>17059692
>>17059703
Schizophrenia is a hell of a mental illness.
>>17050746
best fucking one on this thread
>>17062106
Kik
>>17059703
Shit man, this one's got everything!
>Weird Skinwalker-ish monster
>Creepy-ass bugs
>Creepy setting
>Crazy old guy with tragic backstory
>Giant monster things
>Animal abuse
>Body horror
>Twist ending
>Hints that the narrator might just be a schizo
They pulled out all the stops for this one.
>>17052837
>>17052675
That's a classic scary story. Million different variations.
>>17063235
Shit yes, was waiting for someone to post this.
Did they ever post any more?
>>17054997
Oh...
Oh my god....
What the fuck...
>>17050746
Came to this thread for some late night/early morning chills instead I am left with the biggest fucking smile. God damn. Best fucking story.
>>17043557
Holy shit I need more of this
>>17043708
Fuck this story. First time I read it I couldn't sleep for two days.
Bump in hopes of more
This one is random.
Sorry if it's shit, but so much time happen since I saved some pics I don't remember anymore.
>>17043534
Is anyone ever really lucid?
>>17064203
no. no one is.
>>17046980
Prity good,
>>17043534
He lives in Chicago. Just call the city Wizard. Or Molly. Or maybe Murphy.
Does anyone have the one where Anon's grandfather tells him to hide in his closet during thunderstorms, because that's when the prisoners of a nearby prison try to escape and hide in nearby houses, but instead, granpa used to murder people and dig their graves during thunderstorms? ^
>>17043682
I saw a response to this about how a certain entity has to lure its prey away or something like that. Can't remember the specifics
>>17054991
Posting shit is not contributing
>>17064418
I think it's this one.
>>17064566
God I love this one because of how possible it is
>>17055017
////this is a good thing
>>17059692
>>17059703
This was fucking great. Was anyone here in the first thread?
>>17043538
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16731780/
Archive of thread this is from
>>17049654
This is the point this pasta is making...it's a satire of the Holders of the Keys (I think?) series.
>>17064235
I don't know why, but something about the crappy art, the chatspeak, and the casualness of the jumper really amused me.
>>17065322
I died,/fit/ and /k/ know how to deal with this shit apparently.
>>17047030
if you pay close attention, there's a man holding a cane disguised as a fugly H
Anyone have a story that was posted like 2 years ago, it was a camping story and the op was a kid when it happened. Notable details were a giant white wolf, a huge humanoid with pale skin and no mouth, a lot of the tents would have spiders get in them every night, and one of the girl campers got scalped while going down the zip line cause her pony tail got caught in it. The story really stuck with me but I've never seen it posted here again
>>17065322
>Navy seal copy pasta
Saved.
>>17059703
Stories where dogs get hurt really fucks me up, maybe because I just really love dogs.
Reminds me of a video depicting a Chinese skinning camp, where they just fucking skin animals alive and leave them in piles. The camera zooms in to a completely skinned dog, breathing, it's eye meeting the camera. It was a mix of heartbreak and complete rage.
Fuck them. Fuck anyone who hurt animals.
>>17065322
>Fucking died
Its too bad I'm at work. I have over 500+ greentexts that I've been looking to dump. I'll start another thread when I get home since this one looks to be almost full.
>>17067648
Thank you based anon. I dearly need more
>>17067317
Tho I do agree with everything u said, I don't think u can completely skin anything, let alone a mammal, and have it still be alive..
>>17067718
I'd imagine it depends on how fast you do it.
I flay fish when I go fishing and often those little fuckers hearts and whatnot will still be pumping during/after. But of course it only takes a few seconds to flay a fish.
>>17067718
I've seen the vid he was talking about, and it is
fucking burned into my mind too
>>17043534
>"I frequent /b/"
>"avoid /b/ like the plague"
>>17068286
Pick one.
>>17043691
This is retarded.
>>17068298
No shit, moron. That's what I was pointing out in the green text.
>>17067070
I don't know if this >>17055017 is it, too lazy to read it through to see if it's the right one but it looks like it
>>17053919
Saw same hehehe
>>17043500
anymore maine guy stories?
>likes GILF's
my nigga
>>17068397
nah that wasn't it, this took place at some summer camp. I think maybe in the mid west, cause there were ravines and stuff they went over on the zip line
>>17047053
personnel kid
>>17069672
Anymore like this?
Technically not a greentext, but still a pretty good read.
>>17070504
I thought it was that screamer green text but it wasn't, phew
>>17055009
Does anyone have the video what was mentioned there? By "James jones"?
>>17043542
seems the poor White pup could not stop the two others, I bet the big "dogs" where either black, grey or reddish Brown.
>>17043691
tfw banshee is a bro and warns you of your death
>>17043524
just a cop checking on the neighborhood
>>17047528
>do not open your owl eyes
>run away on your sword-legs
>forever
my fucking sides
>>17070504
I wrote this.
I also wrote another about an experience in Kyrgyzstan as a k9 handler. Anyone have it? I lost it when I traded my old phone.
100% true story time stamp selfie with giant monster crazy bushman and everything else delivered people aren't allowed to lie on the Internet
>>17054997
everytime
What is it about the south that makes shit even more scary? Shit's fucked.
>>17047449
Every time I see this I never understand what the fucking arrow is pointing to.
>>17073672
This one? >>17051331
>>17059692
>>17059703
These look like they had been thought up and written by someone who had only recently began to become fluent in English lol
>>17071143
>>17074125
>recently began to become fluent in English
How so? I'm not a native speaker of English myself, but I consider myself pretty fluent, and I don't see anything wrong with his English.
>>17052379
>>17051970
>>17043574
>>17043557
anons screencap was doo-doo. I found the whole thread. Here you go guys.
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14084829/
>>17067718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_5M16seMY
>>17068574
He used to come back every once in a while, though I doubt he'll be doing it again any time soon.
something recent, popped up in a spoopy forests thread
>>17074358
They're both totally riddled with spelling mistakes, did we read the same thing?
>>17043534
Fuck. I live in Chicago.
>>17075753
and you really think you're gonna run into something that sounds like its straight out of some schizo's delusion or something?
>>17043691
He sbould've tried to have sex with her.
>>17075063
I think there's a bit missing. Interesting either way.
Is the thread still up? Did a catalog search but didn't find it.
>>17070852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UGDTsizPAU
>>17050746
This shit could be a hit movie
>cityslicker
>tiny redhead about 116 soaking wet
>barely able of lifting myself through a hatch let alone throwing a punch
>in England
>have to housesit out in the country
>deliverance_banjo.wav
>literal processions of witches regularly come through the woods where i'm housesitting
>farmer next door regularly patrols his fenceline with a shotgun
>turns his fucking tricked out combine over the fenceline and shines its lights into the yard for me every night so we can see if anythings in tehre
>find a mutilated deer in the woods at one point when out on a walk
>meet a russian hitchhiker called Stanislav while rabbit spotting
>he tells me how he's seen people get mown down by trucks
>hitchhiked all the way from germany to the UK
>mentions how the woods in the UK "feel stronger with ghosts" than everywhere else
>warns me not to go out alone tonight because his friends are coming to meet him and "they like them irish" (i'm not irish)
>that night the farmer literally fucking scares off a bunch of slav hikers with warning shots and his fucking pack of dogs
>because i'm basically borderline schizoid i keep hallucinating sounds and have to talk to myself and constantly listen to music to stay sane during the daytime
>night time is noisier than the daytime
>noisier than the daytime.
>hear screams that aren't foxes/loons many times
>deeper in the woods i find bloodied underwear caught on barbed wire
>so glad when my ex-doorman/PCSO housemate comes to stay with me because i'm scared
fucking weird week.
>>17078248
>warns me not to go out alone tonight because his friends are coming to meet him and "they like them irish" (i'm not irish)
Ha, sounds like you almost got raped. Dude or chick?
anyone got storiest with kinky ghosts
my life needs it
Did Blue ever post any more stories of his aunt?
>>17067317
>Fuck anyone who hurt animals.
So 99% of the meat industry and the consumers that are complicit in its profitability?
>>17059439
Underrated. Holy fuck does that sound horrifying.
Anyone has a link to that cave explorer story where some guy and his friend drill into an unexplored cave system? Spoiler alert: Shit goes bad.
>>17081736
You mean this?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
>>17080705
Oh fuck off tumblr.
>>17081763
Yes, that's the one, thanks a lot bro.
>>17067648
There's still enough room here for more.
>>17043500
Wow, imagine how much better this would be without fucking reddit phrases every three lines.
A group of people made a short movie based on this creepy, It's called Weirdo
naturally, this version is better than the movie, but i thought you'd like to know
>>17081895
>reddit phrases
ivespottedanewfaginthewild.gif
>>17081924
butthurt ledditor found
here is a tip about save states my friendos
>>17082241
lol, what a n00b, not having multiple save states
>>17081924
iseewhatyoudidthere XD
>>17081902
The one thing i dont understand about this is the part where Tanner comes back and tells anon that there's only six of them in the cabin and Tan's cousin is the only person joining them after that.
>>17054993
is there more?
>>17081902
One of my favourite /x greentexts
>>17043712
i'm going to colorado soon, fuck you
>>17082533
Nope, I don't have the rest
>>17082277
indeed
>>17064566
wow
>>17063235
Searched around and found the rest of this story. Figured I'd finish it since anon is kill.
>>17084081
>>17084092
The end
>>17084103
Good work, anon.
>>17043682
>tfw I made that cap and someone else saved it
Warms me heart
>>17069672
Still cannot get over this one. Checked the area out with another bro who's armed and dangerous. Didn't see anything remotely /x/ related
>>17047528
Better print that shit out.
>>17084081
>>17084092
>>17084103
Fuck, I was the one who posted the first one earlier. I've had that story for months now and I've never been able to find the rest. Thank you so much bro, this is awesome.
bamp
>>17074125
Have you even read the majority of creepypasta? The writing in this one is well above standard albeit typo's abound...
This has to be one of my favourites
>>17088705
You're really late to the party, anon. >>17050746
>>17054997
Genuinely disgusting
Screencapped this on /k/ the other day
>>17043686
>laying in bed with wife talking in the dark
And now I'm lonely again, pre sleep conversations are the best.
>>17047760
That's a fleshgait you retard, learn the difference
Skinwalkers are Navajo natives who go through a ritual so they can turn into animals at will, like foxes and birds and shit, not 7 foot tall deer monsters in urban america
kek these skinwalker stories remind me of a time I was camping.
>camping with brother and friends
>two brown guys show up after we start drinking and kinda stand at the edge of our campsite
>figure they're creeping on the girls
>brother and his friend go up to confront them
>keep sipping my watermelon vodka and hitting on his girlfriends friend
>brother and friend comes back
>"yeah those guys were on shrooms or something, we told them we'd come hang out with them tomorrow"
>brother jokes that they smell like gross indian food
>laugh about shrooms guys, talk about buying shrooms off them
>look for them tomorrow can't find a camp with any brown people, even though they had said they were staying close by
>night
>drinking, smoking
>camp rangers shows up, chat with us for a strangely long amount of time than leave
>one of the brown dudes is at the edge of the campsite, we wave him down
>doesn't come towards the fire, stays at the edge of campsite
>brother goes to talk to him
>comes back, apparently the brown guys invited him to wander around the forest and do shrooms
>kek they were actually doing shrooms
>brother says no
>night goes on, we all go to bed
>brothers friend was up later than us banging one of the girls
>gets out of tent to piss
>one of the brown guys is fucking standing on the hood of his truck
>yells at him to fuck off
>he fucks off
Moral of the story skinwalkers are just guys on shrooms.
>>17065322
I'M FUCKING DYING THIS IS TOO GOOD.
>>17089924
TELL US MORE!
>>17090345
oh my, yes>>17090380
and I fkn know right?!
>>17090437
BUMP THIS MOFO!
>>17089865
You might as well be yelling at 90% of /x/ because everyone keeps calling them that despite all efforts to distinguish between the two. /x/ ruined "skinwalkers" the same way they ruined tulpas. Take an interesting concept or legend, warp it, and run it into the ground.
