Is there a way to sealed w box so only i can open it? Some runes? I did my homework i found information about Algiz/Elhaz, but i'm not sure how to use it correctly or if it will work to protect my property. Is someone here who sealed something before?
>>17009297
Get a lock. Your runes aren't going to stop a hammer.
shameless selfbump
>>17009355
lock also won't stop hammer too, if you smash a wooden box.....
>>17009297
Get a padlock. Magic isn't real.
>>17009389
Yeah so you should probably get a metal box too then.
Someone should really invent a safe metal box with a built in lock that would really keep your shit safe. The only thing that's stopping us is what to call it.
>>17009297
I once accidentally glued my asshole shut because I thought I grabbed my lube. It was sealed pretty tight for an extended period of time.
I hope this helps anon
wtf man. magick doesn't work like this
>>17009471
Even better the lock should be a combination of numbers so no chance on loosing the key or anything. We are fucking geniuses /x/ !
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>>17009355
>magic isn't real
>still post on /x
>>17009297
Well first off Anon get a safe it works a lot better. Second off if you do use magic to seal something there is always someone out there stronger that can break that seal and get into the box.
>>17009297
Why don't you just write
" Keep Out, OPs
Sooper Sekret
Magic Stuf"
On it and no one will go near it. Or have you already tried this?.
Blood, maybe?
>>17009297
I wouldn't use any runes OP as magic wizard virgins could still open it..
the best method would be to chant the following mantra while caressing your box
>trust me
>am seal expert
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny, yeah
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
>seal of approval
>>17009297
>place right hand on heart
>place left hand on box
>stand on left leg
>Shake right leg in the air
>repeat following lines 4 times, then do 20 star jumps and 50 push-ups
''On Your Backs, on Your Bellies, on Your Backs, on Your Bellies. Feet!''
>>17009626
10/10
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>>17009790
All great advice to be honest. Can't go wrong, OP
>>17009297
yeah you just get a reeeeaallly good lock, to the point where it's the box that becomes the problem.
then you get a better box.
or just write 'don't open this it smells awful' or something if you wanna be a bitch about it.
>>17009613
This. Does the logic of a paranormal board suddenly not apply to them? We don't want normalfags.
>>17009297
Write "Anon's stuff, keep out! Ooga-booga!" in blood and semen all over it. Then come to the realization that magic isn't real, no matter how badly you want it to be, and go get a job and/or a life.
Shout "Mwen se yon pike!" exactly 7 times in a crowded public place each day for 7 days, then you must spend an hour meditating on your inner energy, and only then do you draw your personal rune (the first design that comes to mind when you think of a rune) on the object to be locked.
>>17009297
"dildos, and twink VHS porn"
No one will open it
thank me later
