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I know it's probably a really dumb question, but does succubus
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I know it's probably a really dumb question, but does succubus summoning really work? Do you need to be someone experienced with magick or can anybody do it?
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Walk into any bar on a busy friday night and wave money around. You will summon a succubus.
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>>16979820
you need to be somewhat experienced with magicks
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>>16979845
How do I fuck succubi in the astral realm and I don't know a lick of magic?
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>>16979853
and btw, the succubi I encounter don't have tails and wings and horns.

They just look like horny, naked, 10/10 women.
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it's not a succubus, it's a bunch of hyperspace faggots and cunts. sounds like someone needs to listen to some podcasts.
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>>16979853
fuck succubi in the astral realm? more likely than you think. never change 4 chan.
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>>16979853
How do you do it then?
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>>16979864

careful, they suck you dry.
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>>16979871
why is that so hard to believe that malevolent spirits who manifest themselves on earth through hauntings and poltergeists can't manifest also into the astral realm?
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>>16979864
this.
i see them sometimes, but i dont go looking for them. (because enlightenment and all that jazz) they look like naked women. no tails, horns, wings etc
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>>16979832
Catherine pls.
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Why are you letting lust blind you, OP?
Stop being lustful and you will become happier.
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>>16980112
Listen to this guy, OP. I cannot bring myself to understand why so few people try to achieve enlightenment, and instead drown themselves in worthless material goods.
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>>16979832
Kek
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>>16979832
i kekd
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>>16979820
if it really worked, no male would ever complain about having no gf,

and they'd be wandering around soulless. But it's worth it.
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Ask Santa Claus next time he's in town: he ought to know.
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Anton pls go
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>>16979853
>How do I fuck succubi in the astral realm

You ever heard of this thing called penetration?
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>>16980160
well i can tell you it really works, and still all these idiots complain about not having a gf.
your argument is invalid, f a m
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>>16979820
Every succubus thread I've ever seen sounded like a tulpa tale.
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>>16980388
This. I think that most spiritual encounters are like this.
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You don't want to summon a succubus, they kill you. Nasty creatures they are.
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>>16980560
This, I have been killed serveral times by them in my past lives, it was not a pleasant experience and had a negative effect on my chakra
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>>16980190
>f a m

Stop avoiding word filters f a g g o t
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>>16979820
I've had 2 experiences with succubi and they were both short because i was scared and wanted to stop the encounter.
I didn't use any ritual to summon them, i was told by someone to lie on the bed at night and say the words "I want a succubus in my life" then imagine a woman in your mind, then you'll feel the succubus pressure on top of your body pulling you down.
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>>16979820
Fap 2 times every day for a week, then stop fap and when you feel the temptation to fap dont do it, but keep thinking about it. This will draw them to you.

oh yeah remember that people who cant get a hold of their sexual temptation will be castrated when they enter the kingdom of heaven
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>>16979820

I can't believe this crap. There is absolutely no incarnation of imagination where summoning a succubus turns out to be happy sexy time. The moment you have sex with a succubus it takes your soul or spirit or life energy or just cuts your fucking head off. Stop it. No... No...
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>>16980587
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>>16980742
>all these beta males that don't want to spread their seed to many different astral women like I have.
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>>16980742
Mommy told me that little boys aren't supposed to think of that dirty naughty sexy stuff
It's unnatural and it will make you into something you're not
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>>16980753

Whatever you say, Chuck.
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>>16980758

You should probably get off the internet then.
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>>16980766
No, for me it's purely physical. It's not emotional. It's a perverse misconception these days that sex has to be some big life changing emergency
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>>16980775

I have sex to make babies and feel good. People who think it's more than that are going to have a hard time.
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>>16979820

OP I believe in ghosts myself but if Succubus summoning materialization were true they would probably rip your fucking dick off.
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>>16979820
ITT
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>>16980785
>hard time
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>>16980742
You make it out like having a soul is a good thing.... its not.
If anything a digimon does us favors taking souls from living body's.
Besides no desires is fun! And 110% chance of your heart weighing less then maats scale in the afterlife. 0
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>>16980788

Hahaha.
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>>16980791

Did you actually mean digimon when you typed "digimon"? Like the fucking anime? I even tried to googling variations of "digimon demon mythology etc..." I only found websites on the anime. You need to tell me it's not that and explain what it is or I can't take you seriously.
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>>16980800
Are you one of those people who doesn't consider himself an artist because you create nothing and only destroy?
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>>16980800
Would you super sekrit spell? I have incubus digimon friends.
Ask a ouija board for a sex spirits
Jack off till possession takes place.
And it will take place.
And you got a succubus btw makes sure you say female or a incubus will show up.
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>>16980809

Actually, I am very open minded and don't want to destroy anything. But, it's Digimon... If there is a reality/universe/plain of existence where Digimon are real... It's not THIS one. Sorry.
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i don't know op, what do you think ? can a person who heard of food cook good food ? probably burn it instead of cooking it.
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>>16980560

The worst is when someone else summons one and you can't find any asafetida resin.
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>>16980742

SULFUR BURNS LIKE YOUR HOME DEMON WITCH
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>>16980786

Or grow a horse penis and rape you with it.
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>>16979820
They can manifest without a ritual. I focused and researched them for hours and kept thinking about it. One appeared to me. I doubted it happened and chalked it up to a dream and she's never came back
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First you need to have schizophrenia.
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I did it by accent by doing WAAAAAAY to many psychedelics. She(sometimes they) follows me around. Although now she wants me to sell my soul for continued pleasures and hold out on the fucking of the demons. i like my soul tho so fuk dat shiet nigga. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
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>>16981855
accident*
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>>16979864
Tru dat. but, if you ask they can make themselves look like that for a nice 13/10 score.

>HHHNNNGGG
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