Solve it, and I will keep my promise.
Guess who I work for,
And I promise that I,
Will tell you the month,
That you will probably die.
>Clue: Look up^
>>16967196
You work for the senator of state.
>>16967196
NASA/USAF/ESA
>>16967196
>Clue: Look up^
You work for the spider that has nested near my ceiling fan? Damn, spider bro has connections.
>>16967199
>>16967211
>>16967212
Incorrect.
>>16967196
You work for 4chan
>>16967220
Incorrect.
>>16967196
You work for yourself.
>>16967224
Incorrect.
You work for God, that is how you know when we will die.
>>16967230
Incorrect.
>>16967196
You work for the almighty carat, same as I.
>>16967236
Could we have a hint then? Maybe anime? Following your arrow up leads to /w/? You work for computer people?
You work for the Economist... Or a world governing shadow agency.
You either work for tombstonebuilder, or snopes.
you work for the death?
>>16967196
You work for death?
GAWT?
>>16967237
>>16967240
>>16967242
Incorrect.
>>16967239
>GUESS WHO I WORK FOR
>>16967244
>>16967245
>>16967252
Incorrect.
>>16967254
You work for guess who?
>>16967265
........
>>16967271
NSA?
>>16967277
Incorrect.
a secret society
>>16967196
Nigga you prob unemployed as fuck and your ass needs something to do on a Friday night. Go get some friends outside.
I will guess Anonymous
You're the wetback who built my roof
>>16967196
i guess you work for yourself or the GF.
but either way i don't care about knowing the "month that i will probably die," and if i'm correct i don't care if you keep your promise on revealing it to me.
but i am curious if i'm correct or not.
>>16967196
You work for Google.
>>16967475
>Guess WHO
World Health Organisation?
royalty or vatican
>>16967196
Anakin, Greek goddess of death?
>>16967196
Wait no, you work for 4chan.
>>16967196
4 sentances, each containing five words, odd capitalization, 16 letters in first two, 19 in the third, 22 in the last. But what does it mean?
>>16967516
He says probably, indicating he doesn't know for sure. He says who instead of what, probably indicating it isn't a group, but a person. The person might not know when you die but their worker does. Sounds like maybe the Fates but who do they work for?
I don't know the answer.
uh, the devil? Matel? the NWO? The Sky? Shiva? Vishnu? The Universe at large?
The aliens?
>>16967524
Wait no. If you know the answer, then they know when you might die. But they cannot atm since they don't know. Or do they?
Skynet
>>16967196
The devil.
Baphomet?
GAWT are capitalized, an old english spelling of goat, and baphomet is the goat demon.
>>16967476
>>16967477
>>16967490
>>16967512
>>16967513
>>16967516
>>16967524
>>16967528
>>16967534
>>16967536
Incorrect.
>>16967487
Correct.
In February 2016 an airborne strain of Ebola hemorrhagic fever will be released in Naples, Italy. The Virus will kill millions within the first year, and more importantly, end the lives of 3/4 of Europeans by the end of 2017. The Virus will spread West across Russia into Asia.
Forecasts predict: Out of the big nations, only America, Australia, Iceland and Greenland will remain virus free.
Tell me where you live and I'll tell you what month you will probably die.
>>16967550
Canada, how will canada do?
>>16967550
Mexico. Capital city. Tell me sweet stuff.
>>16967550
USA USA USA
>>16967550
who is going to release the virus and can it be stopped?
>>16967561
Mexico is fucked regardless of what happens to the rest of the world
>>16967556
Canada is in the Green Zone, You will live. The Virus will not make it to the Americas. All borders will be closed March 2016 stopping any chance of infection.
>>16967550
poland, france, germany
yes i live in all those places
>>16967571
Sure, but I wanna know if we'll be normal fucked or super fucked.
If I roll dubs he's right
>>16967588
RIP
>>16967588
dubs have spoken
>>16967550
Kuwait?
I really hope this isn't true
>>16967598
I rolled dubs, it checks out.
>>16967550
lol forever.
This is not how Ebola works, airborne or not.
>>16967576
>>16967598
Sorry. Central and Eastern Europe will be hit the worst. The Virus will travel South, taking Africa: and West, reaching China by the end of 2016. Approximately 400 million people will die in the first year, causing the total collapse of Europe and Asia. In 2017, with the addition of War and famine: approximately 700 million further people will die, effectively making the USA the rulers of the world.
Peace on Earth, in 2 years.
Anyone remember the family guy valentines day special where Peter says something about releasing a virus and holds up a vile? Valentines day = feb 14, this guy is saying feb 16. Just saying
>>16967671
How can we believe you? How do we know this isn't all bullshit?
>>16967673
So... You're saying OP was inspired by Family Guy two days ago?
>>16967671
If we go under, so will you, America. You may think you are in control, but I will personally bring the strain to your shores!
>>16967677
Because the best place to inform the general populace of mass global conspiracy HAS, IS, and WILL ALWAYS be Taiwanese tapestry sites.
>>16967677
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/pdf/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
>>16967715
I live in London, and will not leave for America. I have accepted death.
>>16967729
This person is impersonating me. To avoid mis-information I will now leave the discussion. Any other person pretending to be me is an imposter.
Thank you. Good Bye all.
>>16967756
Thanks for the information dude, and good luck
You work for anonymous
>>16967196
God
>>16967756
Everyone knows I'm the real OP here.
>>16967588
Son of a b-
>>16967196
I'm guessing you're a mod
>>16967598
If it was true he wouldnt be playing fucking guessing games to release this information
>>16967550
Milan
A Gravedigger??
The look up means when you see the thread in Catalog the grave pic is above the text.
But it can be anything about death too
>>16967550
>>16968599
checked
nice dubs, officer
>>16967550
Malaysia
>>16967550
>West from Europe
>across Russia into Asia
>>16967550
North America, West Coast
>>16967212
love it
Holy crap.
January/February 2015 was full of articles predicting this very incident.
And all the American backed medical authorities shot this all down.
There's a disturbing amount of pre existing information on this all already.
>>16967568
why the fuck would you want that, retard? Control the population by force. I nominate you for human trials.
So what month am I dying?
What about england
>>16967671
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>16968635
How do you even control something like that. To many variables for this to ever happen.
Mizar pls go
you work for the universe
Wow everyone in this thread is fucking retarded. "I know when 3/4 of the word population us gonna die but instead of hiding from the powers behind it or going to a credible source, I'm gonna fucking play a riddle game on 4chan.." Are u shitting me people?!?!? I can't believe the stupidity. I'm fucking done. Fucking idiots
700 million is literally nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Bad roleplay, you should have tweaked your numbers OP
OP "works" for g.a.w.t or girls against white theocracies ... i dont think you can call your bra burning a job
People will fight back against this, who's to say it hasn't already begun
![giphy-facebook_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/I0Sopx5.gif "giphy-facebook_s[1].gif")
I have a safe haven set up and will only offer it to those I deem worthy.
If you do want to survive let me know what you can offer.
Pic Related: OP Right Now.
>>16967196
I want to live until the year 2077, with the stipulation I'm not all fugged up and left in an abusive nursing home until then. I guess I want to die in October of 2077. Thanks.
Fuck yeah straya
>>16967671
you keep saying west, meaning that it will pass through america long before it reaches china and russia, how is america safe?
>>16968778
Ok fallout
>>16967715
buttmad yuropoor
>>16967550
Uruguayan here, will i be ok? T-tell me anon.
>>16967196
The estate of Edward Gorey?
>>16967550
who will release it? Which organization?
as german i guess i die in march then?
>>16967550
You think you're the only one who's seen Ghostbusters 2 fuck face?
>>16967550
Botswana.
C'mon, lucky dice. Leave Best Africa the only country standing.
>>16968599
NOT TIMESTAMPED.
>>16967550
Britfag
>>16969616
OH SHIT GHOSTBUSTERS CALLED IT
IT'S HAPPENING
>>16967196
Trick question. You're unemployed living in your parent's basement.
>>16969848
Truer words.
Holy shit! You work for my ceiling?
>>16967196
I offer you some brittle.
>>16970125
I offer you my fiddle.
>>16970125
I offer you my griddle
>>16970132
I offer you my middle
>>16970125
I offer you my riddle
>>16967756
Goodbye OP.
>>16970139
I offer you my spittle.
I commander Autist of the Autistic Army.
We have Many A's.
This is an A, There are many like it, but this A is mine.
You can't take my A.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Mine.
>>16967550
>West to Russia into Asia
>West
Last I checked, Russia is East of Italy
OP confirmed fake and gay
>>1697024
youre one of those gays aint ya
>>16970256
>>>16970247
>>16967196
Lighting company
>>16967671
>West, Reaching China
>West
>China
Try harder next time OP
>>16970139
>we've come full circle
>>16970151
but sir
i offer you my dittle
>>16970285
lel
>>16967550
Brazil here, hue.
Probably will die with a lead bean into the forehead before anything else, but besides that, what else?
Fear not children, as in death we shall all be connected once more. Pray only for the ones hat will still live, for they will not know peace.
>>16970362
>Fear not children, as in death we shall all be connected once more.
Suicide cult confirmed.
Do you have a permit for that?
>>16967671
You can't just predict when a virus is gonna mutate and fuck us over its not like an earthquake you retards
>>16970375
99% of all prophecies are designed to be self-fulfilling.
ie., 99% of prophets, seen in a timeless context, are terrorists.
>>16967671
>Trust me guys,I played Plauge Inc. and this is how my run ended!
>>16970565
Well obviously divination doesn't work when you do it for yourself.
>>16967671
Ya guys the US is gonna run the world without outsourcing all their products to Asia! Totally guys.
You work for Anonymous
>>16968632
>And all the American backed medical authorities shot this all down.
tell us more
>>16971927
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/21/top-secret-ebola-biological-weapon-terror-warning-al-qaida-isis
>>16971927
another one: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/02/uk-military-experts-advised-terror-risk-weaponised-ebola-bioterrorism-mod-report
>>16967550
Burden of proof.
Why didn't you go to /pol/ in the first place?They process this kind of information better than /x/. But I guess you know that. That's not paranormal at all, you just spread fear to people who really want to believe something. You could whistleblow if that were true. You'd be not posting on 4chan if you'd be important. So much speaks against what you just claimed.
I'm german, I'll stay, I'll survive.
>>16967550
I'm in italy, well I'm fucked.
>>16971954
i love you man!
>>16967550
like another anon said: you're spreading another virus and this is a fear
>>16971954
>spread fear to people who really want to believe something
1. You're projecting.
2.
That is the entire point of /x/. We come here to get spooked.
pilot
Prepare your bunkers and rice stashes, while im in canada eating my kraft dinner covered in maple syrup
>>16967671
Shits like Pandemic the Boardgame
>>16967550
New Zealand, we'll be safer than Aus right?
I really hope this isn't real but it seems possible
>>16967196
Charon / Kharon
>>16967550
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>16967756
you work for the WHO but can't spell the word impostor. not to mention the ridiculous "airborne ebola." i don't believe you.
You know, there was an old prophet who once predicted Europe would be nearly empty in 2016. The same prophet who predicted 9/11 in a fit of terror, and that one Russian submarine that would kill quite a few people.
Not all of her predictions have come true, but asking a prophet to have a 100% accuracy rate is just a bit too much. OP reminded me of her.
https://lighthead.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/baba-vanga-predictions-2010-5079/
>>16967588
Screen cap this
>>16967196
wwe or 4chan
>>16967550
so he really meant it, with 2022 sent humanity in to oblivion and now we just skipping the iron oxide?
wut
>>16972971
some of baba's predictions
2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.
2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.
2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
>>16967575
canada will lose around 10 million people, not from virus though.
>>16967196
>probably
You work for Deez Nutz
>>16967196
God?
>>16967550
Georgia
>>16967196
Anonymous
>>16967550
California, US
>>16968670
I can believe it, it;s not that unbelievable.
Who else would listen? The powers that be even when they're orchestrating it?
Let's face it there's no where else really
>>16967196
Easy. You work for the Jews, don't you.
OP said he worked for the WHO, World Health Organisation.
>>16967550
>>16970285
Holy fuck, someone screencap all of these ittles
>>16967196
this fucking thread, yup lets spread fucking paranoia, because anyone who believes in the paranormal are ridiculously prone to gullibility.
LOGIC!
REASON!
SKEPTICISM!
CRITICAL THINKING!!
USE THIS FUCKING PEOPLE HOLY FUCKING DAMN
>>16972971
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2012/11/08/fair-warning-bulgarian-prophet-says-obama-will-be-americas-last-president/
>>16975806
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2012/11/08/fair-warning-bulgarian-prophet-says-obama-will-be-americas-last-president/
Holy fuck, this deserves a thread!!
She died in 96. Some of her predictions...
2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.
2066: The U.S. uses a new climate-changing weapon on Muslim controlled Rome.
2084: Nature is reborn.(?)
2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet.
2130: With the help of the aliens, civilizations we will live underwater.
>>16975926
She also predicted USA would have a black president and said he would be the LAST.
It's FUCKING HABBENING.
>>16975806
>>16975806
Nice fucking share, Anon.
>>16975806
>>16975926
>>16975931
2018 - 2023
China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters. A little bit of change in the Earth's orbit.
2025 - 2028
Europe still little settled. Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.
2033 - 2045
The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans, the world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
2046 - 2070
Any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment. During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).
2072 - 2086
Classless Society (communism) and the restoration of nature.
2088 - 2167
A new disease, aging for a few seconds! The rapid aging defeated, Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth, People become living robots, The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene, Hungary will receive signals from space, Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils). Animals turn half-human, A new religion.
2170 - 2256
Major drought, A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth, Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes, Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food, Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans, At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops. In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what is something terrible, Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.
>>16975945
2262 - 2304
Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets, Restart physical constants are changed, Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race. Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole). Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens. The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light
it again. Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites, In France, guerrilla movement against Islam. New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed. Secrets of the Moon revealed.
2341 - 3805
Something terrible is approaching Earth from space. An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought. The great famine. A new fast-growing race, 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight, The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet. Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth - ring/zone of the stones and dust. By this time on Earth killed
all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system. A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate. The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
>>16975949
3815 - 3878
The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts. New prophet tells people about moral values, religion. New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church. Along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
4302 - 4674
New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science. The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior. Found a way to win any disease, Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred. Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate
with God. People achieve immortality. The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
5076 - 5078
A boundary universe. With it, no one knows. The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
5079
END OF THE WORLD.
I'm scared, someone prove OP is a faggot ;_;
>>16975945
>>16975949
>>16975954
I don't even know where to start.
>>16968599
The shittest handwriting.
My bet is that the medals belong to your father or another close relative, and you're just trying to be an edgy fag.
>>16968670
Chill the fuck out beta faggot. Scratch your neck beard and wipe the Cheeto dust off your face
>>16967196
The Grim Reaper?
>>16976000
The fuck. Maybe you should read the thread before posting.
>>16967265
top kek
You work for the anonymous
>>16967671
Antichrist will be revealed soon. Filthy demon.
>>16967671
The First Seal: Rider on a White Horse
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
The Second Seal: War
3And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. 4And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
The Third Seal: Famine
5And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
The Fourth Seal: Death
7And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. 8And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
The Fifth Seal: Martyrs
9And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
The Sixth Seal: Terror
12And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood
>>16967671
Maitreya is the antichrist.
>>16967254
you work for WWF
>>16969616
HOLY SHIT
69
69
616 (# of the beast)
Damn gangster ass number my dude
>>16975806
>>16975926
>>16975931
>>16975945
>>16975949
>>16975954
She also said WW3 would start in 2010 and that most people would suffer from skin cancer by now.
This means that there is a SECRET WAR happening that our governments aren't telling us about!!
>>16967715
Oh YEAH??
clue: look up
so, you work for the large breasted catgirls?
>>16976816
shit tiered gibberish that reads like bad sci-fi.
or, literal ramblings from a lunatic.
>>16967550
New York
>>16967550
Ohio, USA
>>16975773
We'll do as we please on our own board, stranger.
>>16967196
god?
aliums?
>>16967550
Mexicou
>>16977106
>>16977163
>Out of the big nations, only America, Australia, Iceland and Greenland will remain virus free.
North of Mexico?
specifically Coahuila
>>16967550
Argentina
>>16967550
what the fuck. Do tell more, Toronto reporting in. How will Bulgaria fare?
>>16967550
Turkey?
Working on a cap
>>16967550
Chile
>>16969616
Valentine's Day.
Bummer.
Post yfw happening
>>16967196
GOD!
>>16978048
>be me
>have 1 job
>fuck it up anyways
You work for the one with no name.
The one with no future except the one that she makes.
The one who is everything.
The one who is Death and Life.
The one who is a Grim Reaper.
The one who is the fate fated and faithful.
And I could go on.
You work for me.
Remember I once needed.
>>16977934
He must've used some kind of a ray or mind control device...
>>16978304
>Satan
>DuLac
>Lestat
>DeLioncourt
>Vassalord
lmao
Glad I tickled your humoris
>Baba Vanga predicted 9/11
>Baba Vanga predicted Obama
>Baba Vanga said that Obama would be the last president
>Baba Vanga predicted chemical warfare in the 2010's
>Baba Vanga predicted Muslims waging war against Europe
>Baba Vanga predicted Muslim takeover of Europe by 2045
>5079 end of the world.
5079 end of the world. Does this mean that the multiverse theory is false?
>>16975945
>Hungary will receive signals from space
kek, Hungary won't even exist by then
>>16972971
2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
This one is coming true fast
>>16967196
You work for the grim reaper
>>16967196
You work for Saturn?
>>16967550
Please tell me this is the end of Islam.
>inb4 >>>/pol/
