MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT THREAD
OPEN LINES FRIDAY BABY- COME TALK ABOUT YOUR PAST LIVES
>tfw no gf in past lives either.gif
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who will be the first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
literally kill me
literallyi dont want to live anymore
Who's excited about tonight's show?
>>16940919
I am- but considering the fact that only 3 people are here 10 minutes before the show... i'm getting that nobody is coming to by birthday party feeling
>>16940919
no one
>>16940922
Why would more people be here before the show? Are you listening to DMR right now? With the exception of Art and sometimes Hoagie, the content on there is unlistenable drek.
>>16940932
late night in the midlands or whatever that one show is called isn't horrible.... but other than that yea you're right
>>16940922
today is your b day? kill yourself
>>16940938
no it is not- it was a metaphor
anyone else here /curse of oak island/?
>>16940922
Got a bowl of trail mix and going to make some hot cocoa in a little bit. What a time to be alive
what is this fag talking about it
>>16940947
sleep tight hammers
>>16940947
I almost fell asleep myself, who programs this shit?
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>>16940942
sorry i was projecting, i want to die
>>16940947
sleep tights hammers
GOOD EVENING
FROM THE HIGH MOTHER FUCKING DESERT
AND THE GREAT AMERICAN SOUTHWEST
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
>>16940968
I'm a remote viewer- and you've been drinking
>have found
>STATIC
WHAT THE FUCK
cheeky, art
dat white noise
wtf
THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN WEST VIRGINIA
> They found... STATIC
He did that intentionally. You don't get radio static on a net stream.
>>16940973
>>16940975
ITS HAPPENINg !!
THE NORDICS ARE COMING TO TAKE AWAY ART AND LITTLE ASIA BELL TO NIBIRU !
Abby Normal = mouse
>>16940947
sleep tight hammers
Jorch is salty
>>16940973
>>16940975
>>16940976
>>16940978
>>16940979
are we just going to let this go? is he fucking with us? someone go to that ballgag website and see what they have to say.... i'm not going into that shithole
>>16940993
there toxic spewing is fucking disgusting. I hate that website, Even GLP is better than that shithole.
>>16940993
pretty obvious it was that mouse from yesterday
i bet its made from the CIA as a disruption device
Why is Art such a fucking weeb?
dmtalk is empty tonight
wtf is going on
>>16940993
He was clearly fucking with us. He was talking about what SETI found while listening to that alien star and what they found was absolutely nothing.
>art is a HUGE WEEABOO
>>16940996
Yep hes actually informing Americans and getting controversial guest. The CIA does not want another cooper. There not worried about George since they got him controlled along with his dis info buddy alex johnes.
>>16941000
nice trips, but weeb is japan specific. he seems to be more into SEA
>>16941001
It would help if you were searching for the actual #dmtalk tag and not just looking at @DMRadioNet's feed.
>>16940995
exactly- it's reddit tier banter.
that being said- they think it was a prank because he giggled afterwards
>>16941008
fair enough,
but usually http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/ is filled with mofos talking about th show
>>16941007
Why would anyone be obsessed with SEA? They're just countries that China doesn't own yet.
Love that song
art should have installed OIDAR and that static would have never happened
>>16940876
What's up fellow Art Bell fans. Glad to see so many of us who like to talk and gab about Art Bell.
We should call this group bellgabbers or something.
>>16941016
don't ask me, man. you should call and ask art
>>16941015
Yeah, they're reporting on Twitter that the website isn't loading the #dmtalk tweets right now.
>psychic treadmill repair man
WHAT THE HELL
psychic treadmill repairman is nice
Someone should call in and ask art his take on RCH's stunt from last night
>>16941019
That's dumb, we should be called the "Timmy."
>>16941024
Art's show is moving ever closer to becoming indistinguishable from Phil Hendrie's parody.
>>16941028
someone needs to call on hoagie's open lines. i'm still annoyed about that.
Psychic treadmill repairman is almost as good as arctic chaga. Almost.
>tfw you sent art a message through the wormhole asking about that white noise portion
>wormhole cornhole
hahaha
>>16941032
I agree. But it's always a replay
>>16941039
kek
>tfw you were a psychic treadmill repairman in your past life
Art kids the otherkin!
this woman sounds cute
i like cute women
Dan confirmed kek
this would be a great night for some otherkin calls. just sayin
wtf, what a waste of a call
JUST
>>16941053
he sounds like the hippie teacher from beavis and butthead
>>16941054
what about dollkins?
Michele from Japan is gonna call right?
>>16941057
Hah!
>>16941057
Yeah he kinda does
>>16941061
of course senpai
this guy is fuckin retarded.
> Art deliberately hangs up and then goes oops.
>>16941062
>>16941063
>mfw now it's mr. anderson
has michelle called yet and let everyone know shes trans
"oops" I thought we were..uh...done
>>16941074
The night is young, anon.
>>16941072
>>16941076
art has reached mean girls status
>>16941073
Damit boys
>>16941078
I'm already recovering from drunk, and Art Bell i still fucking me up
Is anyone here listening on a macbook?
Julie sounds high af
>>16941086
Ikr? High or fat.
> mfw I sound like Rod Sterling.
>>16941097
sweet shades
>>16941097
>yfw you'll never bunny kiss her beak and converse about megastructures
>>16941097
>Rod Sterling
>mfw you're a fat 30 year old male pretending to be a female
i don't blame you
Is it just me, or is Amy getting less annoying?
I can get behind less annoying.
>>16941097
FULL BODY PICS WHEN
>>16941106
mmmmmm... omg. i want her even more now. let's talk about vampires and arcologies, little one...
god i love her fucking nose
>>16941111
those quads
>>16941111
Checkin those quads real quick
has anyone else been so hungry that they've nibbled a little bit on their dog's milkbones over a glass of chocolate milk?
>>16941111
quads of truth have spoken. i will inseminate Ms. Skeptic now
>>16941097
What's her name?
>>16941119
no just you i think
>>16941121
>mamy smartin
>>16941121
tammy martin
>>16941122
they're overrated desu senpai
>>16941120
looks like uses one of them pussy pumps on her horizontal lips
Sorry I'm late
>>16941119
When I was a kid, I ate milkbones all the time
>>16941131
its ok bro
Art keeps callers one way too long. It fucking brings the show to a halt with these dopey fucking women.
>>16941119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjwtJf_Ihes
>>16941135
title 9 man
>>16941119
Well, were they any good?
>>16941136
GarFIELF
you FAT
CAT
ART BTFO
Uh oh Snoory
>calling about Noory
BUTT HURT IMMINENT
lel this fuckin caller. Must be a riot at family dinners.
Caller trying to start more drama between Art and Snoory and now throwing shade at Hoagie.
"looked at rocks"
holy shit top kek
jorch
>>16941141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
>>16941147
>using the term throwing shade
kekanormal
"intense interest"
>>16941147
Art's not going to be lured into shit-talking the Hulk Hoagster.
Cow anon, dat you?
yes canadabro
This is Our guy /x/ did you get your cow fixed ?
QUAKE
Oh hey the scotting canadian is back. this guy is a loon. I like him.
Oh ffs, here's that /x/ fag again.
OH GOD ITS THE /x/ GUY
lol, /v/ is calling in and sounds like a faggot
this fucking guy
Is this the demon cow farmer??
I bet quake guy sucks shit at q3a
Dowry!!!
kekekekekeke
Cow Farmer is savage.
>>16941161
The first game to ever give me a SPOOPY feeling... 4am... too much caffeine & nicotene and my cousin and I jump scaring like crazy at the PC...
listening with stereo speakers to creatures breathing around you...
...why is one of the Beatles calling in
Faust in the Haus
>>16941177
He's just Canadian
what a retard
>get off the line
kek btfo
>Get of my line
Art triggered.
> Get off my line, thank you.
/x/ fag BTFO
>>16941177
I dunno, but someone like to post lewd pics of his wife for him
>Get off my line
Art knows. Lol.
>GET OFF MY LINE
nice call Canadanon
>get off my line
>Get off my line
top kek. Like I give a fuck.
That's the end of my Cow Farmer routine. Onto something else.
What's this now, Martha Stewart?
>>16941196
That was you?
>>16941196
Is your Beatles accent natural??
>>16941196
dont forget to change your skype name
How long before Art creates a shine and starts worshiping this mouse?
>>16941197
kek
who is going to call in with a voice changer and claim to be abby normal?
![hayley-williams-596dedf4498e258e4bdc9fd70df9a859-large-1821[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EYmY4YK.jpg "hayley-williams-596dedf4498e258e4bdc9fd70df9a859-large-1821[1].jpg")
>>16941195
Art's audiophile autism has been triggered.
>>16941202
No it isn't. I have acquired a lousy ability to very, very cheaply use a fake British Accent.
>>16941203
Of course.
bluetooth users BTFO
>art says it sounds better
>it still sounds like shit
>>16941196
nice job neegro. one of the few calls with character in the history of mitd.
>>16941074
I was so glad that art cut him off last night.
>sounds so much better
>it actually sounds infinitely worse
Art , what the hell
>>16941213
THIS
cant hear shit captain
How the hell is this call better in quality?
>>16941212
not really.
>>16941213
agree sounds even worse
>i was a monk and stabbed
>>16941212
c.ucktooth more like it
>art trying to justify his yellow fever
Oh, so, are we gonna do a classic c2c listen along this weekend? I'm down for some Malachi.
Art was Asian?
>I was Asian
Or were you courting asians?
>>16941231
Only by speculation and hope.
Art's acting like a pissy little cunt tonight, I'm about to call it a night.
>>16941232
THAT LAST CALLER DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT BREAK COMING
Art is such a weeb
His c2c open lines were so much better
>>16941229
he picked it up while serving in Vietnam and taking his tour breaks in the Philippines.
>>16941237
pissy art is best art
>>16941242
He had more than a 100 listeners back then though.
>>16941237
His autism is at an all time high. Does he really want to do this or is it merely to put his daughter through college?
>treadmill repairman
these ads are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
>>16941237
That's what's making this show great!
>>16941247
considering the quality of calls so far, i think he's being generous desu
>>16941246
True
But man when I listen to his old broadcasts w high I regularly do its a night and day difference
>>16941247
true. every fucking call is at least 25% him sperging about the sound.
>>16941237
I don't know, I think some of it's him joking- during the Cow Farmer call he was chuckling throughout and was even chuckling/smiling as he said "Get off my line, thank you" but with the next caller he sounded prickish, then the next caller happy, then the next caller prickish... Seems he's living one of those dual life regressions?
This is the only bumper music song I really, really hate
>>16941248
PSYCHIC treadmill repairman
>>16941249
Seriously, I prefer Art trolling and BTFO callers instead of just listening to their nonsense.
this song is fucking terrible
>>16941256
To be fair to art the audio quality of his cell/computer callers are shit most of the time
>>16941256
He's always done this
>>16941258
lol i read that like the first verse of the song
>>16941258
Some Velvet Morning is THE best bumper song ever dude wtf are you on about?
>>16941238
The bumper music choice was great
> I'm blind
> BREAK TIME THANKS FOR THE CALL
>I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
>>16941262
faggot
>>16941258
>>16941262
Trippy 60's tunes are the best i wish he would play some piper at the gates of dawn.
Anyone planning on calling tonight?
>>16941257
That's because Art knows when callers are joking around like our Canadian friend and when they're just annoying.
someone please call in on the past lives line and do this tortoise kin bit.
Art's not buying what this guy is selling.
>>16941270
>height 5'3"
semen everywhere
in honor of this caller
Art just accused this guy of being a drunk then called him a drug abuser
this caller BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
Art's on fire tonight
Rule 3: 2 Drink minimum
>oic it's medication
SAVAGE
>>16941278
i almost spat out my ramen asshole
Two drink minimum
that mouse was a skinwalker
this guy sounds like my guild leader
kek
Good Skippy stuff
Art is a fucking meme
>muh mouse
>muh peanut butter
>It's SKippy, it's smooth
that mouse was a cia bug
This caller is full of shit mice love peanutbutter
I tell y h'what art- it's that damn high fruck-tose corn surrp
ART BTFO
GAS THE PEANUTS
SANDWICH WAR NOW
i hate mark
>Oh Mark, go away...
Why do I have a feeling that his Filipino Wife has had that 'talk' that they have with their rich white husbands- 'I want you to bring my sister over, and my mother, and my son I never told you about, and my exhusband...'
>>16941303
>GAS THE PEANUTS
this made me chuckle
this guy sounds messed up
>>16941307
>showing a jar of peanut butter from the side
there is a special place in hell for people like you
>>16941314
>filesize
Read the ingredients, moron.
>>16941215
Hey man that really warmed my heart. Appreciate it. Surprised I kept it together, I've had 4 beers and 4 hash hits and i'm on antibiotics.
This guy is trolling art i hate these fucks that ramble with absolutely no point
>>16941317
>roasted peanuts
>hydrogenated vegetable oils to prevent seperation
>salt
i dont get it
>>16941319
Damn, you carried it well!
Aliums took him off the air
WHAT THE FUCK
what the fuck was that?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Art desperate for recognition of his trolling.
>>16941330
ayyy lmao
ART btfo by the future aliens. silenced!
FUCKING
SPOOKED
>art trolling
Art ayy lmao
Art and Hoagie in a booking war over Chris Carter!
>>16941276
this could mean there are only two types of callers... those who are nuts and believe stupid shit and those who are hip and smart and Art can tell they're not crazy ... so the only non crazy people who call call as a goof and prank him lol
Woah...that's amazing news
I'm absolutely in love with how much of a fucking prick Art is being tonight. His Filipino Wife is trying to get her 'brother' over to the USA or Hoagie has absolutely pissed him off.
>>16941341
tonight is fucked up
art had been trolling all night
what is real?
Oh shit, spooky white noise
>>16941348
I'd go with the latter. Hoagie pissed off a lot of people with his little stunt last night.
>>16941356
What did Hoagie do?
>>16941356
>his little stunt last night.
what happened?
>>16941356
what did Hoagland do?
This caller is full of shit.
They would not have wheeled him into his fucking room if he's fucking flatlined.
>>16941359
>>16941361
>>16941360
he called out the jews and asked his aryan brothers to rise up
>>16941356
Any reaction from his mortal enemies?
>>16941359
Hoagie did a new opening and then cut to 2 month old interview with Tim Russ without ever mentioning it was an old interview and they didn't even mention it was a replay on his website.
>>16941364
White Power!
>darkradio
>>16941359
>>16941360
>>16941361
the intro was live but then he switched to a rebroadcast, possibly thinking that we wouldn't notice.
>>16941366
Is that the radio host equivalent of saying you're going to work from home and then not working at all?
This is going to be good. Fat autistic caller.
>>16941359
Opened with a live intro then led into a repeat interview with no warning.
>>16941370
it's the equivalent of showing up at the office and then proceeding to take a nap under your desk
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