Guys.. I don't know what the FUCK just happened.
I'm shaking and practically shitting my fucking pants right now.
I'll give you a greentext
>Be me
>In my house alone tonight
>It's pretty late at night, just browsing the internet
>Get hungry and get my ass off the couch and head over to my kitchen
>Cooking macaroni
>Hear a knocking on the window, assume it's the tree branches because it was windy
>It gets progressively louder and louder
>Wtf
>Check outside the window
>Literally nothing there, not even the tree. I forgot someone cut it down the other week
>Brush it off and go to eat my macaroni
>Macaroni good
>Hear knocking sound again with what also sounds like breathing against my window
>Starting to nope
>Slowly walk out of the kitchen onto my couch with macaroni in my head
>Suddenly window breaks
>NOPE HARD, MACARONI RUSH OUT BEHIND THE COUCH
>Strange ass noises coming from outside my broken window
>Slowly creeping up to the broken window to see what's outside
>Grab the curtain
>Slowly push it to the side
>Look outside
>It's a fucking
>>16924576
I can see it now op. you died. it's your ghost shitposting, and it will be stuck shitposting for the rest of eternity.
>>16924576
>>It's a fucking
It's never been funny, can't you guys drop that one already?
>>16924592
No you dumb cunt
Because it's a fucking
>>16924597
You shouldn't be posting here if you're not at least 18.
>>16924601
I'm 23
>>16924592
Looks like the fucking guy is here
OP is a faggot
>>16924576
WHOA HOLD THE FUCK UP GUYS
>mfw ops not the victim hes the intruder
>mfw ops a skin walker
>>16924616
Read
>>16924614
>MACARONI RUSH OUT BEHIND THE COUCH
what did he mean by this?
>>16924614
You're a fucking
>>16924608
Shame on you.
You too, read this : >>16924614
Again.
>>16924592
not until the fuckers get stopped
>its a fucking
I kek'd. I kek'd real hard.
11/10
if dubs OP is a dumb cunt
Dubs get!
It's a fucking animal
>>16924576
>MACARONI RUSH OUT BEHIND THE COUCH
fuckin' kek'd.
OP is a dumb cunt
i fucked kek'd
>MACARONI RUSH OUT BEHIND THE COUCH
It was macaroni all along
>>16924702
> not until the fuckings get stopped
You had one job...
>>16924576
god damnit op
>>16924576
Who's this Jizz Jezebel?
![db0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEhT9fw.jpg "db0[1].jpg")
>>16924592
this is basically what I feel like about people who post these stuffs
23rd for no dubs
>>16924794
dumbass, this is how it's done
>>16924576
You dumb cunt
>>16924576
>onto my couch with macaroni in my head
I should have seen the signs....
