Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
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Really weird
>Todd Robbins is a New York City based performer and creative artist who has spent decades specializing in arcane forms of popular entertainment, offbeat amusements and intriguing deceptions. Throughout his life he has been immersed in the dark worlds of sideshows, magic, con artists, and séances. In addition to being a featured performer, Todd has often been called upon to speak as an authority on all things unusual, and has been a consultant on numerous TV shows and movies. He has appeared on more than 100 shows including Masters of Illusion, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, 1,000 Ways to Die, and Good Morning America. He is currently the host of True Nightmares on Investigation Discovery, a show presenting bizarre true tales of mayhem that all have an ironic twist… and could possibly happen to you.
>>17033113
You're late. We should have never taken the threads away from Agent 007.
Tue Dec 1 – Todd Robbins – The Master of the Macabre
DECEMBER 1, 2015
Website: True Nightmares and toddrobbins.com Todd Robbins is a New York City based performer and creative artist who has spent decades specializing in arcane forms of popular entertainment, offbeat amusements and intriguing deceptions
>not going to war over turkey
As if something like war can keep us Americans from food
Fuck NATO
We don't need great imperial days.
Wall up America and let the world burn around them.
>>17033122
fuck off Agent 007
>CPD did nothing wrong
>>17033122
>>17033151
Both of you fuck off.
Why is art having a magician on? He run out of good guests for radio?
>Mars dome looks like a hive
Confirmed, Mars is populated entirely by bees.
>>17033166
He ran out of good guests months ago.
Fucking space bees
>>17033166
Better than some woman dream therapist or interpreter.
I'm sure his magician skills will come over well over the fucking radio
Someone needs to fire whoever books these guests
Light therapy could never feel as good for my back as opiate-based meds
Im already bored of this faggot
Art's bad guests are not the fault of his producer.
RCH's bad guests are the fault of his producer.
Been out of the loop for a while, did anything ever become of the nuts shooting guns outside of his house?
>>17033197
b-but he eats lightbulbs bro
>>17033197
yep, he is worthless
>"master of the macabre"
>talks about shitty celebrities and malls
>>17033201
Yes. Bellgab determined that he was faking the whole thing for ratings or a reason to quit again. This pissed Art the fuck off and he let them know. Bellgab then doubled down and told him that he was faking Abby Normal as well. Art talked of leaving bellgab.
>>17033206
haitians eat dirt cookies
art should have a poor haitian on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
gaiz gaiz ! remember when art banned kreskin from his show ?
This fucker bet not keep making puns all goddamn night.
what happened to the MITD and OSOM threads? i've been out for month, why do i feel they are dead?
>>17033212
ugh. ok thanks anon
>>17033200
Bellgab logic. Both shows have had awful guests.
>>17033220
was going to say the same thing. If the guests have been as cardboard bland as this guy, then we have our answer
>>17033220
just slowed to a trickle. now it's mostly anons complaining about the guests or bringing up network/forum drama. so they're shit, basically. yet i'm still here.
>>17033220
>back to bellgab
George Noory is interviewing Ted Koppel in the first half of C2C tonight.
>>17033245
So what you're saying is things could be worse.
what a fucking interesting guest holy fuck i've always wanted to hear about the feelings of a lightbulb eater
Did I miss anything good
Jesus this show used to be so good
before I bother to make a Hoagie thread...
It's either the same guest he just had a few days ago or another
replay that isn't marked as a replay
zuckerburg the giving jew
>>17033263
hoping its new, guy knows his shit
>>17033251
Indeed, it should be quite... enlightening!
>>17033272
>>17033220
open lines threads are poppin
>>17033263
I'd still listen if I didn't have to work early tomorrow.
>>17033263
today they will look at new pics of funny shaped moon rocks for 2 hours
someone wormhole art and tell him to "lose the connection" with this bulb muncher
>>17033263
It's hard to tell. He said he wanted this guy back on soon but it could also be a repeat. We'll find out. Maybe it will be a newly recorded opening followed by a repeat again.
I wonder how much money this psychic loses per ad. I can't imagine many people taking up her services.
>>17033265
>ruins cockulus
>gives it away to starving africans and other charities that do more harm than good, like shoes for the shoeless that actually kill their economy
This guy's an asshole. All he does is take and take and take, then gives the ruins away while doing more harm than good. It's essentially socialism.
>>17033262
yeah in the 1990s
I miss psychic treadmill repairman.
>>17033286
i was initially pissed about that, but the amount of bellgab butthurt was worth it.
>>17033291
you're not wrong
i can already tell this guest sucks. art should just open the lines every night at this point.
Do you think Art hates himself at this moment?
C U H R A I Z Y
>>17033299
Callers suck too though unless you want to hear trannies and Aussies every night.
>>17033276
Yeah we have had some big threads lately.
It really depends on if it's a good guest (or open lines), if it's a holiday, etc.
>>17033303
why would he he is making money interviewing guy that shove nails up their butthole
so they couldnt find anybody better than a circus sideshow act?
>>17033258
She's cute until she opens her mouth and I see those teeth.
>>17033220
they suck when the guests are barely paranormal. Black science guy, some science gook, and now a fake wizard
>>17033303
yeah, must suck talking to people for a living.
>>17033307
its fun making fun of the callers tho.
>>17033287
Kek
>>17033287
i think youd be surprised
jesus, what a bunch of bulshit this guy is talking, and poor art is just smiling and waving
god i feel bad for him
>>17033334
He just called him out and said he didn't believe it before you posted this. The guy handled it well.
>>17033332
This is definetly her
>ancient Indians eating lightbulbs
Wow and here I thought we were going to get a change up from pathological liars tonight
>>17033341
he just said they did other forms of glass before there were light bulbs. if you're going to bitch, at least pay attention.
>>17033340
you ever hear the crazy fucks that call into coast to coast, dmn shows etc. i'm sure it's not too hard to sell them on anything really.
This show is awful. Heather is such a shit producer to book this shit.
Ask him how many cocks he's eaten while were discussing eating 5k bulbs.
>>17033341
No he didn't
Pay fucking attention cunt nigger dick licker
>>17033279
>mfw I'm off tomorrow on a weekday for the first time in ages, able to stay up and catch Art and then Hoag, and this shit is on
>>17033318
jap teeth are endearing
I hope Art opens the lines. I have some great questions.
>>17033366
>great questions.
i doubt it
>>17033360
they realy think fucked up teeth are sexy
>>17033366
I want to know if the guy has ever shoved a light bulb up his ass
>talking ecology
fucking kill me
>>17033358
Fuck, that sucks. Have a drink or a smoke if you're into that. At least the threads here are usually funny.
>>17033360
No, they are not. They are freakish.
>>17033360
fuck she's adorable
>>17033368
Only yaeba and it is hella cute.
>>17033157
Please fuck off.
Wow, they are literally going to talk about eating bulbs the whole show?
>lube up your intestines
lewd
>>17033376
how can we be funny while dragging these dead shows
>>17033347
Lol this is my first show
>>17033395
with brilliant gems like this
>>17033372
hurr durr
>>17033348
why are you always here?
>>17033376
These threads are more than half the fun thanks to mates like yourself, I'm contributing what I can. Enjoying some meds and beers and watching Waking Life w the sound off, and shitposting, ..not all that bad really
Just not as comfy as talking about aliems or conspiracies
>>17033396
You poor bastard.
I wonder if Art's wife really loves him
AMERICAN GREEN
LIKE THE FUCKING COLOR
ROOFING DOT COM
>>17033401
Hurr durr indeed. Seriously, I'm so full of contempt right now I hope he does go to the lines so I can call and ask this chump exactly that
>>17033410
flips are incapable of human emotions like love
>>17033406
That's true, but there will be other nights. We wouldn't appreciate the good shows as much if there were never shit ones. At least he will open lines to callers it seems.
lol Yeb is keked. go back to your guac bowl hombre
Nightly reminder that Bellgabbers are faggots:^)
>>17033406
Are you me?
If i try to eat a light bulb right now will I die?
Every fucking night!
Ross Mitchell: Call in now.
Art: Don't call in now!
>>17033415
do it, faggot. just think of a way to phrase it creatively so it actually gets on the air
>>17033423
>>17033425
yes
>>17033425
only one way to find out
i wonder how his shits looked/felt
>>17033426
It's funny because Art has control of that damn machine, if he didn't want to play those announcements, he wouldn't.
>>17033431
kinsey on /x/? how strange
>>17033437
bright
>>17033372
It's bad to put glass up your ass.
http://efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html
>>17033395
"Back on Coney Island I was eating ten lightbubls a day"
nah that's it I'm out
What da fuck were they thinking with this show?
What da fuck fa ms
MY TEEF
>>17033427
no doubt homes, I know the protocol. I'll try to sound extra punctual and slightly faggy
If this man dies on the air it'll barely redeem this turd baby
>she wants proof
should have asked for it before you put him on you dumb bitch
is this the lightbulb show or..?
>>17033463
yes
>>17033463
yeah, dude's worked in sideshows for years and art's hung up on this one thing.
He should have Psychic Treadmill Reapirman on as a guest. I'd listen the shit out of that.
I have a bad feeling about this. This will be the last bulb he will eat.
>heather
>>17033461
you stole my post word for word m8
just thinking about chewing lightbulbs hurts my damn teeth
you are 70 art, of course your skin is shit now
Rare photo of Art and Michele
EATING A LIGHTBULB LIVE ON AIR
TONIGHT
please Art, periscope that shit, let me watch him die in agony
>>17033489
You realize the guest is not in the same place as Art, right? This isn't the Stern show.
Why is this guy trying to kill Art?
>>17033477
we should send a shitload of requests for him
Just do it Art
>>17033494
or one of you faggots can call in and pretend to be psychic treadmill repairman
>hes going to eat a fucking lightbulb on radio
jesus christ this just got wacky as fuck
death is on the way
LIGHTBULB LIGHTBULB LIGHTBULB
>still better than noory
MY FUCKING SIDES
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
lol this guy is eating chips
I wonder how molested this guy got as a child
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Im too high for this shit
>The noises
>>17033500
It's a trick lots of people have done.
>>17033505
Now this is the part where I would scream like a bitch to make Art jump.
nigga just ate a taco bell crunch wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBuGDXKBxmQ
>yfw he's actually eating an egg and this is just a ruse
This sure is good radio.
I wish he would let me call in and I could read off highlighted pages from my copy of Behold a Pale Horse and we could just run with those topics and talk about Bill Cooper in general
>literally listening to a guy eat a light bulb as we speak
this is so terrible it's now funny but christ
PIECES IN TEETH
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TUNED IN AND A MAN JUST ATE A LIGHTBULB, ARRRRTTTTT
Radio history, people.
He sounds kind of scared which has me scared.
We'll have to watch for signs of blood loss.
>>17033521
are you like this in real life?
THIS SHOW JUST DONE GOOFD
>>17033529
From Art or Mr. Lightbulb?
>wheezing
I hope its the stress.
>>17033521
id rather listen to mr lightbulb
>visual entertainment
>on the radio
>>17033541
RADIO WITH PICTURES MOTHERFUCKER
>>17033541
Radio with Pictures
3 hours on how to chew glass and poop blood. Art has literally jumped the shark
>>17033530
mmhmmm yes
>>17033541
>Being new to the concept of radio with pictures
>>17033546
this is avant garde radio f@m
>>17033521
yeah, do us a favor and don't do that.
>>17033541
if you say those sounds got not reaction from you you're fucking lying
will hoagie have a guy eat moon rocks eventually?
>mfw listening to this show
He's pleasuring Art mightily ;)
>>17033554
No because the moon rocks are fake.
>listening to this show with the sound off
>>17033570
>don't want to be a 'useless ear'
>tune in an hour and a half late
>art is just asking the guest how long he's been doing what he's doing and what his best story is
also did this guy eat glass as a radio bit?
>>17033575
he ate a lightbulb on radio tbhfam
it was nuts
>>17033575
>also did this guy eat glass as a radio bit?
Yeah, he's unswallowing now i bet.
>>17033548
actually I think you're worse
>>17033541
This is like that time Tony Abbot burned a speedo on the radio.
>>17033575
yeah he lubing his butt now to release the shards
>>17033575
The whole episode has been this fucking guy talking about eating light bulbs. Ninety minutes in and he finally eats one. There's no where else for this show to go.
>>17033580
That would probably be more dangerous than just shitting it out like he said
>>17033582
MEDIOCRE!
>>17033586
are you fucking kidding
you don't want to hear carnie stories?
>guy smuggles animals
thanks for that scoop, you ugly dyke
>>17033585
Art or the guest?
>box turtles
>down your pants
Dafuq, can't those things bite a part of your dick off?
>>17033585
lmao
>>17033582
that was part of my little joke m8E
why does Amy still have a job? is she a bellgabber?
>>17033588
way, way worse
>>17033431
Cornburner
what happened to the squatty potty and treadmill guy
they were the only good commercials
This psychic lady commercial needs to say "Listen to the entire menu as our prompts have changed"
>>17033431
aaaaa this pic is getting so fucking hungry
i got nothing to eat but beans and tapioca
>>17033594
like I said
>>17033606
>not arctic chaga
>>17033606
>>17033613
Hey don't forget the ads for the book about Dyatlov Pass with the hilarious wailing woman.
>>17033621
or alongside night!
>going to the lines
gentlemen, do your worst
>>17033606
Honestly, the squatty potty isn't a terrible idea, just badly advertised. Most westerners consider anything other than a standard sitting toilet a hallmark of poor, undeveloped nations, or ridiculous hippie bullshit.
aww poor todd :(
MY GOD
todd melts steel
>>17033641
TODD CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
TODD DID 9/11
>>17033641
Broken lightbulbs can melt steel beams, apparently.
>>17033641
Todd eats steel beams!
Todd is also available for kid parties
what a fucking twinst this show is taking
what kind of shitty disgusting pool was this
>it was so cloudy you cant see
TOO LATE BUDDY
>>17033659
inner city
>>17033659
Some shitty 3rd world pool, no doubt.
>>17033546
Heather with the shit guest booking
Todd seems like a pretty cool guy.
Is the glass dude still on?
>>17033669
I can't imagine someone who complains about carny tricks being anything but absolute objective shit
>psychic treadmill repairman is the hero /x/ needs
>ethnic cleansing is bad
nah senpai
>>17033682
His voice keeps changing.
>>17033694
Glass does that to the vocal cords.
the video for this song is the gayest thing ive ever seen
>>17033587
I'm thinking the intestines would be your main problem but he's the expert.
>>17033719
why, don't you have a mirror in your house???
KEEEEEK TROLLEDDDD
>>17033719
Dancing in the Streets by Mick Jagger and David Bowie will be the gayest thing that you will ever see.
Someone call in and ask if he's ever but a bulb in his rectum or something, and shout-out to √16 chan
>>17033728
Why don't you call in and recommend stein's gate?
>>17033740
Why would I recommend weeb trash to a 70 year old american man with a family?
>>17033748
Why wouldn't you? Art bell is a total weeb
>>17033753
Because >>17033748 is just an irate sodomite who's only purpose is to start shit. I don't get his fascination with lightbulbs up the ass, but hey, I suppose everyone has their thing.
"We're exhuming your... Potato?"
>"It's an old wives tale... Burying a potato will cure your hemorrhoids."
>>17033759
My fascination is light bulbs in Todd's ass
>>17033753
Art's a weeb?
Stein's Gate is shit either way
is somebody from here trying to call in?
>cough
It begins.
Here we go
Hey, could someone explain to Art why police fire so many rounds at suspects? I just get so sick of people saying "They fired 30 bullets at him! Police brutality!"
>>17033748
If you didn't catch the reference, Agent007 called in several months ago to the program and autism'd up so hard and actually recommended Art Bell the anime Stein's Gate live. It seems like he's still shy about it.>>17033759
SUPER SECRET WEBSITE
>>17033808
wow, that's fuckin gay
>>17033808
Maybe you didn't catch my reference
I also remember a black lady recommending FMA
>>17033822
i thought it was tranny michelle that mentioned fma, but i could be wrong
>>17033834
That sounds more accurate
The moneys gone
you guys want to start a commune in south dakota?
>>17033858
spent a month in nd, hated it, so i'll pass.
>>17033858
Eh, I'm reluctant to join a cult at this time in my life. What will the supreme leader do for me in the long run?
>>17033858
I've done nuggest fest before man
Never again do I plan on any 4chan meet-up
