Hey /x/, I've got a bit of a problem. I suck at chemistry and physics. Like horribly. The teachers are great and really know what they are doing, and I spend about 4-5 hours trying to drill this information into my head, but it just doesn't click. So, I thought about getting come help from Astaroth, since he helps with mathematical sciences and stuff. But I literally have no idea where to start. I've heard about cleansing rituals, banishing rituals, enns and seals. So please help me with what I need to do, start to finish, and tell me bout Astaroth if you know any additional information.
>inb4 Lesser Key of Solomon/Ars Goetia
>>17028654
If you think any of that shit is real then the only help you need son are pharmaceuticals.
>>17028654
Deuteronomy 18
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13 Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.
Literally just study. If you do not get it, it is because your foundations for the material is precarious. You probably just barely payed attention when learning the basics of this stuff like in highschool, and now the material seems beyond you. If you truly cannot comprehend such things even after going all the way back to the absolute basics, then realize you cannot comprehend this type of material. Just go through with the classes, pass (barely, or better if you can) and stop taking classes beyond your capabilites.
Wow, no one here is help. Not even me.
Learn it hands on bro
You don't need Astaroth -- it is true that he is a great mathematician and inventor, probably the best the world will ever get, but he is not going to be much help for someone who is trying to learn general high school sciences. He is a specialist.
Pray to Hel instead. She is the Norse goddess of the underworld and the patron goddess of scientists and engineers. She wants your prayer, and in return she will give you a little help there and then.
How to pray? Read, out loud, a few pages of your textbooks every day. Don't exhaust yourself, starting with just 2 or 3 pages is fine. Start and end the prayer with the words, "I pray to you, Hel, it is in your name I do this. Grant me wisdom and insight."
or some variations of this.
>>17028654
So, let me get this straight: you want a literal demon, you know, the fire and brimstone kind that usually wants your soul in exchange for anything...to do your homework for you. The fact that demons aren't real just makes you even more of an idiot, lay off the drugs and/or get back on your meds.
>>17029109
>patron goddess of scientists and engineers.
Source, ple-
>Realizes that he's either not going to get a source, or that he'll be given a link to one new age site or another
>>17028654
Do not consort with demons anon.
Your eternal soul is at stake.
>>17029293
Bah, I can just use a spell to take someone else's and just say it's mine, I'm sure the Almighty will be cool with it.
>>17029312
It's very unwise to joke about such things.
>>17029342
You're not the boss of me.
>>17029460
I'm not telling you what to do, I'm warning you.
>>17029485 #
And I'm saying I'll joke about what I please because mocking people for "I totes summoned and bound a demon, bruh, got some dank ass kush out of it" and "Once, I astrally projected to Pluto while under the influence of LSD, they had cupcakes. Take me seriously!" is one of the few high points I get in my miserably lonely existence on this blighted rock.
