I need help /x/
I been hearing weird noises outside for weeks.Sounds like heavy footsteps and a weird sighing grumbling.Whenever i look outside there's nothing to be found,no footprints no feces no disturbed foliage.
Just now I heard tapping on the sliding glass door which leads outside,gathered the balls to check and found pic related.
What the fuck is it, what the fuck would leave such a thing on my patio. Am I in danger?
>>14962739
Only if you don't join Him when He eventually enters your home and asks you to.
>>14962739
Uh, aliens have the power to shape stone like we do metal. They made you a gift.
>>14962747
Is he bad or good? What should I be expecting?
>>14962739
>>14962760
Never met him. Why don't you try making him something in return?
>>14962775
Hmmm I guess I could try to make a gift.
Keep the thread alive while I work, I'll post results soon
Bump...
>>14962788
I made Him a snack
>>14962843
Not sure why it uploaded sideways :(
I'm hearing the sounds again and birds in the area are freaking out...fuck
You gave it to him, right?
Bumping.
>>14962838
How do you know it's a "he", you biased piece of cis scum?
Another bump.
Hurry up OP.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN
Bumpity bump
>>14962883
Read comments fuckface, an anon called the entity 'Him'
>>14962912
clearly fake. the visitor would have smashed the fuck out of the plate but since mommy would have bitched at you for doing that you didnt do it
>>14962927
It's been pretty stealthily quiet so why would it change patterns and shatter a fucking plate, it's not an autist like you
>>14962912
I guess it enjoyed the treat but prefers meat.
>>14962927
also he left your time stamp
>>14962912
Try to do something else to verify it friendly or intelligent. Maybe draw something on paper then set a blank sheet next to your sheet along with drawing utensils.
>>14962932
U FOOKING MAD M8?!?!
>>14962843
I don't believe your pic
Take a pic of the face with a timestamp
>>14962940
What should I draw?
>>14962941
So mad, so very very mad
>>14962951
Dunno. Maybe a tree? Something that it could relate to. Your choice.
Draw a deer, looks to be the type of animal leg it left you.
You should lock your fucking house up, call a friend or send a text explaining you think someone's outside, find a nice corner, and hole yourself up with a weapon
Don't call the police. They can't help you until after you're attacked. But you can leave an anonymous tip that some weirdo is peeking into people's windows and smashing shit up, like lawn ornaments. Say hes a black guy with a gun. A car will show up and scare whatever off
>>14962967
>>14962951
This would work too.
Remember to leave a blank sheet with drawing utensils though. I want to see if it draws something or tries to communicate.
>>14962948
I already did earlier while waiting for the gift to be eaten
Pic related
Pic related
>>14962953
I like this idea
>>14962967
As well as this one
Will draw deer in a forest
>>14962969
I locked all the doors and barred the windows,texting my bro now.
>>14962981
I wouldn't worry.
It seems to be acting like a cat in some way. Like how cats bring their owners gifts and such.
The aliens forgot to tell you that the stone you are keeping has a rent.
>>14962999
No wait... the metal sphere... No no wait... Whatever that thing is.
Excuse my bad drawing skills
Figured I'd leave the bunny candy in case it recognizes bunnies
>>14963019
Now we wait.
>>14963019
That bunny pop is more terrifying than your thread
Good luck op. And don't invite it in. You don't need any more friends
Guess it is full from the sweets, might have have it a stomach ache if it isn't used to them.
Troll?
OP? You there?
>>14962739
>for weeks
For weeks. If a: this is real and b: this is real and c: you were in danger
You'd be DEAD by now! FOR WEEKS! I mean, do you think strange noises outside your house will give you cancer?
I think it's mad or I don't fucking now but the supplies are gone and there's a bloody hair clump in their place
>>14963144
Shit.
Maybe it saw the bunny and deer as prey? Draw a human and leave some sort of meat, maybe? Hopefully it will recognize you as a friend.
>>14963129
It's stalking him like predator.
OP sorry to say but sooner or later you're fucked.
>>14963157
Why did it leave him things, though?
>>14963157
No predator worth anything would stalk someone on /x/ for weeks. So either a: op is a lying idiot, b: op is a freaked out spaz in no danger or c: op is living out the adorable children's book, "The Least Dangerous Predator." In any of these scenarios, OP is, perhaps unfortunately, in no danger of dying, at least not by anything making weird noises near their home.
Forgetting to eat or breath, maybe...
Quick, OP, I know exactly what you're facing! Make a balm of ketchup, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, and sugar. Heat it, mix it well. Strip nude, cover yourself in the mixture, and spread yourself out on the patio. It's the only way to end this threat for good!
>>14963172
Balm? That sounds more like a barbecue sa.....OOOOOOOHHHHH
>>14963144
Or injured. Leave rubbing alcohol and bandages next.
>>14963189
Better yet, leave a variety of objects apart from each other. See what it does with each one.
You know what they say, "You make the the mess, you clean the mess."
>>14963201
Or "You anger a spoopy monster, you appease it by offering yourself to it as sacrifice so it doesn't dine upon your family and neighbors."
>>14963207
fUck fuck ffuck something just hit the side of my house,a hard fucking thud and my bro won't be here for a good 45 minutsrs
There's lots of rustling and noise outside
>>14963167
A good burglar will stalk his victims for months to learn their patterns, So it's within reason that whatever is watching OP is doing the same.
>>14963218
OP, be brave, for science. Put some more objects outside and food.
>>14963218
I own a big knife and katana for exactly this reason. Also competent in using them. Should have mentioned that before suggesting you interact with this. Fear is your enemy at this point, remember that.
Here's what hit the house.
It reeks kind of like rust and barf
>>14963232
Holy shit.
Isn't that what Skin Walkers smell like?
There might be more than one out there, just a hunch based on the difference in hair, it may have gone for friends after you fed it. is that a package of some sort?
>>14963238
/k/ommando here
i specialize in skinwalker hunting
I....I don't know what to make of this.
Good?bad?
>>14963256
It scribbled out your drawing. Bad?
I'm interested in that circle symbol on the other paper, though.
Bump.
Lurkan here.
It's probably the wandering Asperger's wizard who just wants to be your friend but forgot how to speak to other humans due to its awkward composure.
Probably a qt ghosty.
>>14963252
eat the salami
>>14963263
Looks like it copied the drawing and drew a bunny eye.
>>14963256
Try to provoke it now. Burn its drawings and yell. For science.
>>14963275
You're right.
>>14963256
"Can I have some BBQ sauce with this, please."
Clearly this creature has mistaken your house for a local BBQ joint. You should step outside and explain to it that it's mistaken.
>>14963248
Any tips for me?
>>14963298
do you own anything like a purbha
>>14963300
Or leave it some 151 rum. That should entertain it.
>>14963302
grab nugget remove skinwalker.
if you dont theyll drag you back to the cave and you know what happens then
>>14963298
Reminds me of a key.
Anyway, light it on fire and throw it outside. Science.
well start acting like youre a damn psychopath, play tapes of people getting killed loudly, And then scream around the house. Preferably imitating that youve killed some one or are
>>14963298
It looks like a frowning person. maybe with one eye(?)
>>14963306
Had to look that up never heard that term before.No I don't have anything like that,I have a vase kind of similar.
>>14963313
I'm torn on torching it cause then I'll lose the physical evidence but on the other hand burning it might elicit some form of retort
So it could be representing you or your "guest"
>>14963326
obviously its op getting his eye stuck
>>14963340 what state are you in (if you are it the states
>>14962739
Also see if you could get a picture for your guest (this could be a real creppypasta in the making)
>>14963340
Try drawing some simple shapes and leave them outside.
Or leave a piece of paper say are you a friend ?
My bro just knocked at the door and freaked me the fuck out.
I'll be right back while I let him in and explain,keep thread alive please
>>14963340
Alright, pour alcohol on the meat and let that burn. That way you can keep the paper.
If it gets aggravated see if you can get a pic of it.
>>14963376
Burn the meat. Brilliant. I like it.
>>14963373
SHIT! What if it's a Skin Walker? Ask him things only he'd know.
Here's hoping that the creature isn't posing as ops bro
>>14963373
best have nugget at the ready
Someone should totally screenshot this
>>14962973
Does this look plastic to anyone else? I mean, I realize this is obviously a troll/rp thread, but still. No one called this $5 Wal-Mart tiki face?
>>14963399
I shall. Archiving too.
>>14963403
leave
>>14963403
Don't they usually smile ?
>>14963403
We never said the creature made it.
It could have just placed it at OPs home.
OP is kill?
Op ?
>>14962739
OP is of kill
Been almost 15 min. OP is kill.
Thhere was noone there so I lookesd around and this fucking thing was movingg aroujnd the bushes.its gotta be 7feet easoly
I'm inside havving a fucking heart attaccxk X,what do I do?
>>14963435
HOLY FUCK RUUUUNNNNN
Is creature taking place of op ?
>>14963435
Hooray, OP isn't kill, yet.
Wait is that the fucking rake ?
>>14963435
OP, stay strong comrade. We shall document this. If it attacks, attempt to kill it. Otherwise, we need to find out as much as we can about this thing.
>>14963435
lock doors, find some sharp sliver,
Ba weep gra na weep ninni bon!
>>14963448
It's the rake man
>>14963435
hey man im not trying to harm you im being friendly
>>14963448
Ffuck is ttherew any kindof weakness?
Super ffgucking jittery,I'm honestly scaredc
>>14963462
Do you have a crowbar?
>>14963462
like i said please go all psycho on it, imagine its a feminist or something
>>14963462 where are you at OP
Maybe you should try getting to your car or lock yourself in the bathroom with a knife and call the cops saying that's there's a maniac in your house
>>14963462
I have no idea. However, have a bat or crowbar ready like the other anon said. Don't attack it first.
Try to warn it away first.
>>14963473
Calling the cops is a good option too. Don't tell them the truth though.
>>14963462
WTF I TRY TO BE FRIENDLY AND YOUR JUST GONNA TRY TO KILL ME WHAT THE HELL
>>14963435
GRAB NUGGET HOLY FUCK
Whiich is my best bet
>>14963487
Now, now, we don't all have claws and fangs do we.
>>14963493
Machete + cleaver offhand, stick to chops.
>>14963493
machete in one hand bowie in other
KILL AND POST PICS
>>14963493
Machete you to keep this thing far from you unless it's friendly
>>14963493
anything that is sliver and sharp actually but take the machete with you
But seriously. Try burning the meat first.
>>14963493
>>14963501
Yep, machete and bowie. Stay strong, comrade.
>>14963493
Also if I were you be scared and don't kill it try talking to it ask what it wants
>>14963506
That was my idea, but at this point he should impale the flaming meat on the end of the machete.
>>14963510
Also agree with this anon, take weapon with you though. Also, try to get pics.
>>14963493
the knife dude
>>14963493
RECORD A VIDEO WHILE DOING IT OP
this might go down on record
Machete and cleaver it is,been really quiet outside which is both comforting and unnerving.
Gonna burn meat now,should I burn some kind of herb or incense with it?
>>14963471
I'm in a small town in the mountains called running springs,california
>>14963516
Put on YouTube if you survive (assuming the police don't take it away fucking pigs)
>>14963518
Yes, video it!
I hear sage helps get rid of demons and shit if you have any.
>>14963518
Weird shit always happens in the middle of nowhere why is that ?
>>14963518
just the meat and get better pics of it if you can
>>14963518
OP, I'd just like to say, you're glorious. Thank you for complying and being as brave as you are. If this is real you need some damn video.
>>14963531
Strange things happen in the middle of nowhere. and its up to OP to suck all the dicks to protect his family's home!
>>14963518
the cleaver is just gonna be really awkward and unwieldy
>>14963553
That's what I though. But if he can land a hit it will do some damage.
Op is /x/ superhero
>>14963550
My Nigga.
>too scared and jittery to type a post without typos like "FFuckuk"
>no problem with the capchas tho
>>14963566
He needs 100% accuracy when hitting not 70% and a 30% damage boost.
Burning was a fucking mistake it smells even more putrid now
>>14963576
besides that, it's also easier to hold on to and easier to fend something off with at close range
he probably doesn't even have the stats for the cleaver
>>14963583
fuck op throw it into bushes
>>14963583
What's the situation with him though?
>>14963591
This.
>>14963227
>katana for self defense
Dont forget your fedora!
>>14963553
Even, or perhaps especially, if it were a retard swinging a cleaver like a hammer I would avoid for bodily health. Can be used close about as easily as the knife. Just extra chop less stab.
>>14963576
Apparently you can survive being stabbed 19 times, haven't heard such claims about cleavers.
>>14963589
OP needs a bigger inventory
Archived thread here: http://4archive.org/x/thread/14962739
Never forget.
>>14963597
Eh, basically a single edged long sword. I'm faster than I am strong and my machete is lost. Sorry I doesn't have gun.
>>14963605
> pic related
>>14963572
4chan pass user?
>>14963613
I'd post a picture ,but I'm on a wii u
>>14963605
> And
Op you there?
>>14963605
> And
For whatever reason, my pic of my Mossberg 500 is gone from my phone.
>>14963591
Fuck me I didn't even think to do that...and I don't know if I wanna go out and do it now since that smell is probably appetizing to it.
And fuck my bro isn't here and no reply to my texts.shoulda been here by now big time
Aw fuck is OP kill?
I gave myself a tripcode, it's still the glorious anon who's been here from the beginning.
>>14963632
Try to get more pictures of it.
Maybe even try to trap the thing. If you got sleeping pills blender them up with some meat and put it out in a bowl,
>>14963605
I have a pair of over/unders and a VTR but both are in the garage which is disconnected from the house.getting in will make a shit ton of noise and it's beyond packed in there.
Op ?
Op's bro ?
Police ?
Creature ? Is anyone there ?
>>14963628
Fucking skin walkers probably took it.
I only have the one.
Perhaps you were meant to eat the food. It might be confused because it was a gift to you. Another plate with gifts might cue it to return. I'm guessing it would identify the format of interaction.
Maybe give it some clothes it could be shy.
>>14963643
I have this much 10mg ambien,think that's enough to do anything?
>>14963657
that is a possibly but OP should be very careful
>>14963660
get some ruffies man
less talking more hunting. get ur brother to record you or someshit
>>14963660
are you trying to sedate it?
also im the /k/ommando from the start
>>14963660
I think that's enough. From what I read men only need one 10mg. Knock it out. Try not to kill it, though, only if you have to.
>>14963660
Remain calm you still don't know if it's friendly or not you can't just go shooting random things this isn't flordia and the creature isn't black
>>14963673
Yeah,comrade /x/trends idea is pretty good to me.though unsure how to properly deliver the ambien.
>>14963672
See>>14963632
>>14963683
crush it up and layer it in with some whipped cream on a plate
>>14963683
offer a piece of food, crush up pills and mix in. meat maybe?
>>14963683
>>14963688
Or blend it with meat, it seems to be carnivorous.
>>14963682
>defending nigvon marvin
back to Facebook you go
Seems to be but the only thing it has eaten at this point is sweets. Approach to enticing it should be based on that. Leave a soda in a glass with the treat, so it sees something new.
>>14963694
It's already proven to have eaten sweets, it ate the whipped cream/pie(?)/m&m mixture he first laid out. the cream is a safer bet and it'll be easier to mix the crushed pills inot
Good luck friend
Just think. If you kill that thing..you're going to explode on the news or at least on youtube conspiracy videos
>>14963691
>>14963694
Crushed the pills and mixed it into cat food,gonna bolt out and place it down
There's a huge amount of rustling and the birds are going off again.rustling sounds like it's on one side of the house then instantly the complete other side.
>>14963698
>>14963696
Alright. Lets hope this works.
>>14963698
Couldn't it smell the drugs
>>14963696
>>14963698
Hmm okay putting a layer of cream on top of the can of cat food to entice
>>14963710
This is a good idea. We need to make sure it eats it.
>>14963708
not in cat food
>>14963710
OP is one brave sonova bitch
>>14963708
Also don't drug the fucking thing if it could smell the drugs that could mean your declaring war on it
>>14963715
Yes he is. I say we elect him ruler of /x/.
>>14963721
op we need to kill this thing
>>14963728
How do you know it's not friendly
>>14963728
I say he only kills it if he has to. I think he'd get more fame/money if it's alive.
>>14963730
It maybe. But it's not safe for OP to risk it at this point.
>>14963730
once we sedate it we can determine, if hostile OP needs to kill and document as much as possible before fag bitches of investigation comes
>>14963735
true alive and document is best path
FuckFUckfucvk no no it's inside Ithink it got my fuvking cat
rip in peace cat
>>14963745
fug looks like the meat from earlier mixed in
op is kill
It's leadding into the kitchn.im outside now
>>14963745
Next time stick the hair IN the meat.
Don't sprinkle it on top.
>>14963745
Fuck that bitch up OP! Kill it!
>>14962739
This subreddit should be renamed to roleplay.
goodluck op you gon get killed
>>14963745
nut up or shut up OP.
Its go time, kill the fucker.
>>14963758
you better kill it OP
>>14963758
OP is kill
Charge that thing screaming like a madman. Hopefully it gets scared.
The God Emperor protects!
>>14963779
You must believe in OP.
For OP protects us from the monsters that lurk in the night, OP watches and guides us.
OP is love. OP is life.
>>14963788
im ready to see what OP has got
I'll BRB.
When I come back I better not be let down, OP.
Smite it OP.
>>14963793
bumping is OP there
Bruh, OP is kill.
>>14963812
he died 4 u
OP died 4us all
>>14963758
Do u have sage or salt? If it's demonic or negative in nature, both go hand in hand to ward off evil spirits etc. If it's skinwalker it should work op
Op ?
Creature ?
Police ?
Is anyone there ?
Where did OP say he lived? Some town in Cali.
>>14963818
If he died it was for science. If he lives he is iron pill.
>>14963830
rest in pepperoni OP
FRIEn. D
>>14963834
That's ain't OP!
>>14963758
Blood looks like a footprint in the middle.
>>14963834
uuugggghhh don't do this. we're not doing this. if THIS is the best you got to end it with, I'd rather you just let the thread go cold and die than pretend the "monster" is posting.
>>14963835
It ain't falco either.
>>14963834
>monster gets past captcha
10/10 thread killer
>>14963828
running springs cali
>>14963252
>>14963256
that hunk of meat is catfood you fucking idiots
>>14963841
Skin walkers utilizing technology isn't a first. Man down.
>>14963844
It was able to write friend on its note. It understands art, is there a real indication of their true intelligence!
>>14963834
now why would it be forced to notify us here on 4chan, which the monster i completely oblivious to. Snap i did it again didnt i, i used common sense on /x/
>>14963851
*? intended.
>>14963856
to which the monster is completely oblivious to.
>>14963851
It has surpassed the niggers.
>>14963859
kek
So creature (I'm guessing you can read) what happened to op?
inb4 OP and creature ravenously fucking
>>14963863
Creature, why you do this? We could have done great things together.
I hope you OD on those pills.
>>14963863
Bones or gtfo.
>>14963863
>creature understands how to post replies
10/10 cringe rn
creature face and timestamp
>>14963863
Time stamp yourself skinwalker
>>14963863
>>14963870
Duckface selfie faggot!
even i don't know how to reply to posts
toprer
>>14963874
I hope you're joking. If not just click their ID number and type in the Reply box.
>>14963870
What if that's not the creature but OP trying to post from outside? That looks like concrete & he said he was outside now
>>14963873
>>14963879
Fuck yo wolf pack!