Can we have a weird wildlife thread?
This little fucker looks like he came straight from hell
dump what i got
>>14864633
>>14864642
>>14864565
That one's fucking cute.
>>14864642
Holy shit
>>14864628
i don't like this
i don't like it at all
>>14864652
This thing reminds me of a Pokemon than a real animal...
>>14864661
Fight me irl
>>14864649
>>14864682
Those bastards.
>>14864679
The ocean has some of the coolest shit ever.
All this, and more, from Reddit!
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2a4ylo/animals_you_may_not_know_exist_xpost_rpics/
OP is a bundle of sticks.
>>14864548
This little chap.
>>14864713
this dog freaks me out.
Devil's Flower Mantis
>>14864724
And this fucking fox on stilts.
nom nom nom
>>14864720
I actually found them on google images by searching weird animals but ok.
>>14864751
Slenderfox!!!!
>>14864751
One of my personal favourites, look at that alien snout. Such a weird animal.
Bald Uakari
Very small pig deer
>>14864772
This Fu Manchu bird.
>>14864807
And this one with ridiculous feathers. Also, who named this thing?
>>14864810
On the other hand, a rather apt name.
>>14864735
Have another one.
Also watch this. Information about duck penises you will never be able to un-know. You're welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
Need moar creepy critters.
>>14864600
Real life Finding Nemo...
>>14864839
Nice
>>14864839
>fucking sides have reached maximum velocity and have achieved high orbit
im in fucking tears man, announcer trying to keep it together after he reads that first dick line.
>priceless
>>14864839
>Based Zefrank
Noice
>>14864636
It's a goomy!
>>14864807
>knows bird fu
>teaches it to other birds
>get shot for sharing bird fu secrets
>>14864839
>>14864735
What the fuck is this fresh hell?
>>14866392
Looks like a pug/spaniel and a bulldog/greyhound. Some breeds do not combine smoothly.
So, who's forgotten about the existence of the Surinam Toad?
>>14864550
I'd let it suck my dick
>>14864651
Try saying that when it's over your mouth and it's glaring directly into your eyes.
Badass little critters.
The whiptail scorpion
>>14864628
>>14864636
what is this shit
>>14867836
sea pig
>>14867836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY
>>14866381
hahahah how high are you
>>14864576
Real?
>>14864675
that looks like a UFO
The Pugilla.
Native to southwestern China, near Tibet.
back you go
>This little fucker looks like he came straight from hell
I think he looks adorable! I just want feed it love it, play with it, snuggle it,etc. That little guy is as cute as can me!
>>14868073
Magestic as fuck.-
>>14868073
my fucking sides. why is this so funny
>>14867869
>>14869343
>>14864548
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs5POy8-8Y
>>14864813
Uroplatus are such amazing animlas, such a shame the kind of people they have to share Madagasgar with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHs5POy8-8Y
>>14867940
goblin Shark
>>14864642
nice hat faggot
>>14864548
But what if it is from hell? What if it's a low-ranking demon, but since we didn't know any better, we just classified it as an animal?
>>14870260
/x/ logic in a nutshell.
bamp
>>14870260
>>14870260
>i don't like the way that animal looks
>it must be demonic
Please tell me you are at least high.
>>14864645
Dude, Skyward Sword.
>>14868073
pug faces on anything is instant comedy gold
>>14864548
>>14869948
Fuck that, i've seen that documentary, that face freaks me out
>>14864583
that freaks me out, not a lot of animals do but those fucking teeth are freaky.
only creature besides weirdly human looking ones that rustle my jimmies would be these little guys.
who know the ultimate survival animal would look like a mix between a baked potato and a nut sac
>>14864735
This is what happens when you cross-breed a Hyena with a Pug.
>>14864753
nom nom nom
>>14873062
>watch the video
>find out that's not blood
>just saliva
>>14873078
For some reason that makes it more disturbing.
>>14873062
Holy FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14873075
>>14872225
That's not it. It looks like a fuckin demon.
And I've never been high. Dope is nope.
>>14873103
>>14873109
Yes, I'm sure you've seen lots of demons to make that comparison.
>>14873119
>>14873150
i fuckin hate goblin sharks
>>14873150
and finally the creepiest animal of all
>>14873119
Man, fuck bobbit worms
>>14873178
I'd rather not m8
>>14873166
That's only part of an animal.
>>14873178
>Permanent loss of feeling
>>14873216
Jesus Christ, you trying to give us a heart attack? That thing I'd fucking TERRIFYING.
>>14873216
ew gross
reported
hidden
moot emailed
police called
>>14864548
OP looks like my dog lol
>>14873293
what an ugly motherfucker.
I'd get scared every time I wake in the morning to be greeted by that hideous thing.
>>14873293
your dog is adorable
![I+found+out+that+if+you+shave+a+polar+bear+_982e9aa3a9468d4dabec6bfb7999efc2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VsCkWSl.jpg "I+found+out+that+if+you+shave+a+polar+bear+_982e9aa3a9468d4dabec6bfb7999efc2[1].jpg")
>>14864682
These are the true dicks of the ocean.
>>14864735
>>14864839
Literally looks like a demon
>>14873075
That's a beautiful little creature.
>>14864839
> Part of the 3 percenters
> penis falls off and grows back
> more rivals, larger the package
Quack quack
>>14873326
ha! he grows on you
>>14873331
thanks! i think so too. (to be fair i also like the OP animal)
>>14873216
>>14867834
God that's awesome. Imagine having one of these beasts as a pet. Fuck a lion or an alligator.
>>14872297
Now this, this is fucking badass.
>>14873166
The creepiest animal of all is..a lung?
>>14873075
What the hell is that and why is it actually cute?
>>14864628
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY
more?
>>14864652
>hehehehe
>heheheheheheheheheh
>>14873142
Your a fag. Eat a dick.
>>14874759
>>14873109
>>14870260
>not sure if 12 or literally mentally handicapped
They found this on Arctic coast of Canada.
>I live on the Arctic coast.
>>14874886
Don't expect to hear any official reports about the situation.
Aside from weird weather, everything is perfectly fine.
>>14867801
noot noot
>>14867834
Nice
lady bug mimic spider
like seriously spider are like the most bizarres things in the world
>>14874919
Things are heating up on planet Earth
>>14874927
Nice mang
It can carry its web with it
>>14869948
name?
>>14874919
Is there nobug I can trust?
>>14874942
You can always trust the cicada
>>14874163
The big black button nose
>>14873379
Somehow I think it would feel fantastic to fuck that thing
>>14873062
Kind of reminds me of these fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc
>>14874928
I love mantises, their babies are adorable.
>>14867801
Jesus Christ allmighty. That is this?
>>14875157
Waterbears.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade
>>14875166
Truly amazing. However they seem to be kinda alien to where they're common.
And then there's these guys.
>>14864720
get the fuck out of here
>>14864729
WOW
>>14872297
nice perspecitve
>>14864565
looks like a pokemon
>>14864600
Jeff the Killer is that you?
>>14864751
very maned
wow
such legs
much tall
>>14864807
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>14868073
fake as hell, but funny
>>14875191
Is this from some weird jap game show?
>>14873293
kill that thing
>>14875191
that is the most Japanese picture I've ever seen
Spiders love humans
We protect your houses fron other insects
like seriously this one looks cute
>>14875451
seriously likt this one is called an elephant snail
>>14875507
¿Transferir? ¿A quién mierda le ibas a transferir eso?
>>14875451
>>14875464
lol jumping spiders are soo cute!
>>14864713
cool? no. terrifying? yes.
>>14864798
D: These look like something we have at the Vancouver zoo(errr, well, it's in Langley but ya know, close enough) that's called a "Kurt's DikDik"
>>14866916
EWEWEW!!! I was like "hmm, what's this Surinam Toad thing?" and Googled it to find that it's THAT NASTY ASS THING THAT HAS THINGS IN ITS BACK AND EWWW OMFG! It trips me out and makes me feel SO GROSS IDK WHY I HATE IT SO MUCH EWEWEW I HATE YOU ANON
>>14867917
waT
>>14864565
I love tent caterpillar moths. The fuzzy torsos make them look like tiny winged buffalo.
>>14875693
Welcome to Ranidaphobics Anonymous
>>14872847
The person who turned that into the M:TG card know nothing about Magic creatures and the fact they're already immune to fucking everything except a bigger idiot.
>>14875424
>we
fuck
>>14864594
What kind of fish is that?
>>14875812
probably a parrot fish
>>14872225
>>14874878
>what is a joke
>>14875794
Anonymous said...
Hi. I use to think that I was the only one that had this stupid fear. I'm a grown man with kids and I'm terrified of frogs. I use to play with toads and bullfrogs when I was young. After this one incident when I saw a cousin stuff a little firecracker into a bullfrog and blew it up. Since that day everytime I see one it terrifies me to the point of fainting.
11:07 AM
>>14875296
Was any of that input really necessary?
>>14875848
I have the same reaction to balloons. Yes, you heard me correctly; I'm terrified of balloons. I cannot function if I know they're within my vicinity(errr, well, okay, I usually manage to either 1) sprint away in the opposite direction of said balloon or 2) collapse to the floor shaking, crying & screaming).
Try explaining that to people, lol :S People usually think I'm lying.
>>14874902
>>14875761
lol this reminds me of the video of the chimpanzee that used a frog like a fleshlight. Opened it's mouth so wide it must've killed the poor froggy :( What a way to go :(
>>14870893
i lold
Prepare to get spooked.
>>14875996
Are you me?? I'm so terrified of balloons its bot even funny! I'm not even sure why I'm like this but I can't be near them or even look at them.
I feel your pain
>>14876091
2cute4me
>>14876091
That's adorable.
>>14864675
>>14873216
Femanon here, can confirm, scariest, ugliest, smelliest creature in entire thread
>>14873150
Don't all sharks mouths do that? I thought they did. Not just goblin sharks.
>>14876091
I like how his eyes got bigger when the second grape got fed to him and he just looks like 'dude chill, i cant take it yet'
>>14876306
This. And when they get older they get even worse.
>>14875996
>>14876186
They float, anons. Have one.
>>14877320
>/x/ - everything floats down here
>>14875844
Ah yes, you were only pretending to be retarded.
>>14864600
Are you kidding, that thing is adorable
Will you be my friend?
>>14864548
How dare you speak of one of God's creatures that way!
>>14864583
Sheephead. They are tasty fish and fun to catch.
>>14873119
Imagine if these were land animals....
>>14878615
They would eat small rodents?
>>14864645
A loftwing!
Shoebills are adorable.
>>14864735
That's Pig!
>>14872297
>>14875256
That's a flying fox. It's a gigantic fruit bat.
>>14873075
Kyogre!
Man, this thread is bunk.
>>14875451
Have you seen a peacock spider dance!?
Supa' cute.
>>14864753
>>14873062
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
FUCKING NOPE
>>14864633
what am I looking at?
>>14879461
>thinking insects are cute
>ever
you're doing it wrong
>>14876091
Oh my satan he's so fucking cute. I just wanna pet his little head and feed him fruit.
>>14878581
That's a pacu, retard.
>>14864548
Aww he's adorable. I wanna scratch under his little chin and make baby noises.
>>14873224
>That thing I'd fuck
Freudian slip ;^)
>>14879483
>thinking insects aren't cute
>ever
You're doing it super wrong.
>>14879462
Sometimes when stags fight they get tangled. I think I'd heard that the other one died and coyotes ate the carcass.
>>14873216
>blue eyes
>black hair
>that fucking haircut
New Hitler confirmed for being in our lifetime
ITT: Pokemon
These fuckers, I mean just look at their fucking eyes.
>>14864645
Hey, it's a loftwing!
>>14864813
That thing is fucking badass.
>>14864652
jews of avian kingdom
>>14879886
It will stare into your soul and consume all you love.
>>14879886
Sauron,is that you?
>>14875507
i really really like this picture haha
>>14864548
Not Paranormal
>>14864735
>>14864839
ive read about this, its some kind of mutation where dogs are born with really short bodies
i forgot what its called
>>14864839
Haters gonna hate
>>14875868
Absolutely none of it. Such a try hard, it hurts.
>>14882909
bump
Another whip scorpion.
Dig his jaw...
Enjoy your bananas with the Brazilian Wandering Spider...one of the deadliest and most aggressive in the world.
They've been known to run up brooms to attack.
Mexican freetailed bat.
moar isopods
>>14884994
Poor guy got trapped
>>14864600
>AYHUCK
>>14885002
looks high as fuck
>>14879886
Ayy lmao..
>>14873062
what is this? i cant find a name anywhere
>>14884975
It's the missing link between scorpions and spiders
>>14885002
It looks like an old Mexican man
>>14885069
Giant Weta.
>>14885079
thanks anon
>>14864813
"Oh hey that looks kinda cool, I'll just expand the image for a better look...GAH!"
>>14875097
It's a shame mantids don't live very long or I'd definitely keep one as a pet.
>>14864839
short-spine syndrome, also known as baboon dog syndrome
>>14875868
>>14882909
There's always time for shibe doge talk...
>>14873062
It's like a miniature dinosaur, only in insect form...
fucking bobbit worms are my nightmare fuel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNYlIRYRqg
Also apparently if you touch these things it can cause permanent nerve damage in the areas that it touched.
>>14874023
Larger the scorpion the less deadly it is, any desertfag could tell you that. Much rather have a lion. My lion would fucking destroy your stupid ass scorpion.
>>14864548
Imagine that you break free from sleep paralysis and this fucker is sitting right on top of you.
I'd probably grab it and yell at. A bit of torture and interrogation. Then I'd get thrown in jail for animal cruelty. Hopefully the judge is a crisshun
>>14864633
That's the most badass thing I'll probably ever see. Talk about bitch magnet.
>>14864810
Standard as in flag
Its feathers are like a soldier carrying their army's standard
>>14885380
more reasons for me to never go in the ocean
>>14886010
although they are kind of beautiful in their own way
>>14875296
fuck off back to reddit
>>14875296
DURRR EPIC MEMES I'M SO FUNNY RIGHT GUYS? GUYS??
Also, I don't know if you know this, but still thinking that the doge meme was ever funny is the #1 sign that you have autism.
>>14875296
go back to tumbler
>>14873103
I'm gonna hurl
>>14873413
Terriers are fucking adorable. Any "bearded" dog is awesome.
>>14886800
>>14887668
Oh look, it's the Fun Police!
>>14874949
NIGGER FUCK YOU THAT THUMBNAIL DECIEVES
Gentlemen, I give you the Mr. Saturn fish.
