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Has anything legit scary happened to you so far this year?
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Has anything legit scary happened to you so far this year?
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>>17890693
Got a gun pointed at my face when some fags held up my bus
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yeah senpai
>Grandpa in hospital
>We all know he's dying
>Dad is driving home late one night
>We live on Cemetery Rd.
name should tell you all you need to know
>He's driving past cemetery
>Little foggy out
>Fog shapes into a man
>Dad hits man and he just kinda fades into the car
>Dad gets really sad
>Gets home immediately after
>Phone rings
"We regret to inform you that <redacted> has passed away"
>Dad starts crying (never seen him cry before) and tells me the story
>Dad was a die hard skeptic his whole life
>Thinks this was his father saying goodbye

>A bit later we're concluding grandpa's funeral
>Dad and I are in grandpa's 57 chevy
>All original and pretty af
>His prized possession
>Always used to drill into my dad's head not to beat on the car ever
>Dad tries to peel out to please crowd of old car-show people
>Engine dies
>Literally never happened before
It didn't even do regular old car tomfuckery, it just shut straight off
>We get home and dad says it must've been grandpa saying "Don't beat on my damn car."

Not that spooky but it was surreal.

>>17890699
You a member of NWA or what?
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>>17890706
No I'm just mexican and ride the bus
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>>17890708
Well I guess we can't all be first-class citizens here in NA
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Got caught smoking a joint in Siem Reap Cambodia. Had to buy my way out from the police. The idea of spending a few month in a Cambodian jail was legitimately terrifying.
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>>17890693
My dad got sick, but nothing paranormal so far.
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I'm pretty sure I almost got mugged by a transvestite a few days ago.
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>>17890708
I have just used the bus six times.
It was traumatic every time
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>>17890693
Not yet but soon I'll be hiking and camping in multiple squatch spots like the ones I already visited for /x/ so I'll keep you informed and hopefully bring back something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dusOMElGcH0
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>>17890822
Where at? I live in NM and there was a sighting in the Jemez Mountains about two months ago.
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I've gone urban exploring a couple times and kept seeing shadows moving around the place in the corner of my eye. Of course that could have been my imagination, but being alone in an abandoned building and seeing shit move is definitely scary as fuck.
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>>17890859
it was a black bear walking on its hind legs
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A deer ran into the side of my car. Fuck deer, they are the niggers of the forest.
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Be me
>perfect day sitting outside
>me and the wife are smoking a blunt .
>barley see something big flyover us
>a little stoned
>wife has a weird look on her face
>what's wrong bay ?
>omg look at that .
>holy fuck here it goes
>in my head I was a little scared and anxious to see what isn't was going to be ...... More ?

Usually I only lurk first try at green texting
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>>17890822
If you see something, shoot at it. With any luck you'll kill a furry.

>>17892081
White tail are a scourge.
Suicidal abominations wrought from the unholy union of rabbits and horses. Their lives are constant suffering so they attempt to end it all on the nearest passing vehicle.
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>>17892103
more pls
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>>17890693
My urine once took on a brilliant white-gold coloration and smelled distinctly of grapes. When the stream reached its heaviest flow, I heard a distinct, booming laughter that sounded as if it were coming from the stall right next to mine, but its door was wide open and I was not only alone in the bathroom, but the only student in my suite at the time. It wasn't a malevolent laughter; if anything, I'd have to describe it as jovial.

Nothing unusual has happened to me before or since.
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>>17892594
I just need to stress how utterly beautiful my piss looked, I know how this sounds, but you really need to understand. It straight-up looked like liquid white gold. It shone more brilliantly than the sun did at the time, as this happened in the evening and it was about to set. My urine has only ever been a pale yellow or transparent outside of this incident.
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>>17890693
My house is pretty new and I got one of those building automation systems.
The switches play a short sound to confirm when they get pressed, but somtimes it plays the sounds on its own.
Notably often when someone walks past it even though it has no sort of ranged sensors.
Sometimes it also throws smal fits and repeats the sound a couple of times.
Pretty much the spookiest thing that happened to me yet altough not realy that spooky.
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Happened yesterday
>Visiting parents for the week
>It's cold as hell
>It's about 3 AM when I go to sleep
>3 or so blankets
>comfy as fuck
>almost falling asleep
>suddenly I see these creepy images in my head and they keep multiplying.
>It's mostly weird pale things, all on top of each other
>open my eyes and my room is a mess
>was in complete darkness but notice an orangish light coming in
>see shadows moving and things in the background and shit
>check phone, it's only 3:27
>get up to see the source
>the hallway light is on
>I'm extremely sure I turned it off
>Must have been mum or dad
>Turn it off and go back
>Sleep peacefully

This would be just my mind fucking with me in the dark if not for this morning.

>Obviously question if someone turned on the hallway lights at night
>Dad says "What? You don't remember me getting up? I passed by you, you even asked if my back was fine?"
>I don't fucking remember. At all.
>"When was that?".
>"About 3:33. I remember 'cuz it's the devil's time."
>mfw
>the timelines don't match, as by 3:33 I had already turned off the light and was in bed.
>for the final gut punch he said he didn't turn on the hallway light, joking that he could walk through this house blind.

It's just me having shitty memory, right?
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>>17892639
You should probably see a doctor asap
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>>17892639
you have pleased Dionysus.
i can't believe no one has said this yet.

....and they said the Roman gods are dead.
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>>17892465

>bag hands me the blunt
>she can't even talk
>I look up
>out of nowhere
>a strange looking deer
>had a weird human expression
>didn't hear it walking around of of a sudden
>it's right fucking there .
>run inside
> still never seen a deer look like that .

I think it was a shape shifter. I pay attention to everything around me . Pretty sure I would hear a deer walking around .
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>>17890693
Super Natural? Nothing I can name. Real scary though? Last month, I had a group of drug dealers waiting 6 hours outside my old work to beat me up, about 12 people. 3 of the guys were mad I called the cops on them for opening up merchandise in the store without paying and just causing a scene. They called in more guys waited on the outskirts of the property overnight, since they didn't know when I got off. My co-worker walks to work since it's about 5 minutes away, and he got off an hour early that night, so when he left the group circled him and were about to beat his ass, but he knew one of the reinforcements from highschool so they let him go, telling him 'You're not the guy we're after anyway..' and seeing as how the only other person working with me til 6 was a girl, it was obvious who they were after. My co-worker called back to the store when he got home to warn us, and I after I got off, I got escorted home by the police. Thankfully I only had 2 more days of the job anyway, so I just quit right then.
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No I'm a fearless being.
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>live up in some hills in a small town near san jose california
>deer, mountain lions and all sorts of fauna are quite common
>my room is on the very end of the house, in the garage
>always here deer and stuff rustling in the bushes or jumping my neighbours fence
>yes for those of you who dont know, deer can jump very high
>one night I hear metal clanging, like something climbing the fence
>only this time whatever it was struggled to get it in one go
>normally the deer get over the fence relatively quickly and its not alot of noise
>so I turn on my phones LED flash and look out my window
>saw something that looked like two tall white legs run off into the bushes
>it looked like pale skin and just legs
>a few minutes go by and I hear the same bush rustling again
>I am still sitting here like WTF with my light on, sword drawn at this point
>whatever it was was bipedal
>I heard it leave the bush and run down my driveway
>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
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>>17895435
I hope they don't know where you live, anon. If they know your full name somehow then more than likely they do.
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i got pregnant
i'm a guy
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>>17895497
that sounds like a skin walker

sword...kek
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>>17890693
>Walking home from work
>I live a few miles out of town and have no car
>Midnight, bright moonlight
>Walking along country lane
>See a man stood with his hands in pockets
>I can make out the folds in his trousers and can see that his shirt sleeves are rolled up
>I'm within a hundred yards of him
>I look down at my feet and look up
>He's gone
>...what...
I fully accept that there is a perfectly logical explanation to all this but what? I mean, it was a quiet night, no traffic out that far and anyway, where would he have gone?! If he leapt into the hedge I would have heard him.
The thing is, there are lots of old tin mines round there with some old shafts even opening onto the road. Was he an old miner? Or was I just imaging things?
Suffice it to say, I quickened my pace.
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>>17895815
Get a bike anon. Wouldn't want to walk at midnight in a country lane myself
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>>17895825
Don't worry, I'm in England. even our monsters and ghosts are polite! Besides, it's oddly pleasant (most of the time). The air smells different, cleaner. Your hearing is sharper and after a while, you get so used to the lanes that you don't even need a torch. Few people walk the lanes these days but I'm happy to keep up the tradition.
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My dog scared of a skinwalker or fleshgate (whatever the shits called in Europe) I'm not sure because I bolted the fuck out of there but what I experienced was pretty much all pointing towards that
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>>17890699
Fucking degenerate cunts
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>>17895900
Go back to /pol
You degenerate
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>>17890708
>estado de méxico
dude, ese lugar es el infierno
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>>17895404
>I was doing drugs and saw this stranges thinsgs
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I remember a big green light coming trough my window at night,I'm in the eigth floor in a flat in Bulgaria and I was chilling,watching a movie (It wasn't a horror movie) and when the green glow appeared I shit myself,it stayed there for like an hour and it stopped.I read on the newspaper that it's used by burglars to highlight if there is a person in the apartment.
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>>17895497
>sword drawn at this point
Fucking giggling like a girl right now
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>>17890693
>be me
>be in bed
>it's early in the morning
>Realize I can't move
>wtf.jpg
>facing out into my room
>suddenly too big hands cuddle me
>freak out a bit
>hands releases and I sit up
>spooked.exe
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>>17892594
YO years ago I remember coming from a music concert, going to take a shit and hearing some laughing. I don't know what's up with that
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nope
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>>17896022
An affectionate ghost, nice!

>be me
>sitting in room on pc, late as shit
>start to doze off after a while, starting to fall asleep in chair.
>Suddenly ears pop, hear what sounds like a fat lumberjack or an Irishman laughing for a few seconds.
>mfw
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Took some acid last night. Someone gave it to me. Forgot I took it. Shit was intense.
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I spoke in tongues. I saw Satan once for sure. I saw a black bull with red eyes. I've finally found Jesus Christ who saved from it all.

AMA I don't care if you just want to troll me. I used to be an occultist.
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>>17895404
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>>17896165
Some top tier spooks right there anon
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>>17896751
>Pot isn't a drug

nigga u high
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>>17890693

my mom was attacked by a haunted spooperino :S :S :S
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I found a large femur bone just lying in my yard. Police and vet determined it was a dog. Still don't know how a giant dog's femur ended up in my yard.
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>Be escorting my way through college
>Get contacted one night by someone "new to the area"
>Not uncommon, a lot of business people come into the country looking for a good time
>He provides references
>Offers me a nightly rate instead of an hourly, which is sketchy but it's a lot of money
>His references check out, but they seem surprised to hear I'm contacting them
>Go to hotel
>He's at the penthouse
>I go up
>Dude seems to be in his 30's, I immediately get a creepy vibe from him
>Converse for a little while
>He seems normalish, but weird
>Starts bringing up occult stuff
>Surprised I actually know about occult stuff (thanks /x/)
>He seems very pleased
>I take this to be a good sign
>Asks me to strip down and show him the goods
>I shimmy out of my dress
>Runs his hands all over my body
>It's back to being creepy again
>Particularly runs his hands over my belly a lot
>We do the normal thing and fuck for a while
>He asks me if I'm down to part of something
>Ask him what
>He basically describes a ritualistic orgy where the participants get me pregnant
>Tells me that I'm "an ideal breeder"
>Tell him that I'll think about it
>Nope the fuck out of there and change phones

I wish creepy rich people weren't 85% of my clients.
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>>17897231
>I wish creepy rich people weren't 85% of my clients.

you are a fucking escort what do you think is going to happen you dumb fucking cunt EAT MY ASS
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>>17890863
Doesn't look abandoned at all.
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>>17897234

Don't you seem like a charmer ;)
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>>17897241
like what the fuck are you even trying to say? "i wish some nice guy would come along and pay to fuck me" holy fuck get a grip bitch
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>>17897231
>btw i'm a girl :^)
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>>17895908
Aren't they all NRA etc etc circlejerkers there?
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>>17897231
Fuck off
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Nothing paranormal, but still the scariest time of my life right now.

>be april
>dad complaining about pain in feet, can barely walk
>sees doctor
>"you have an inflammation of your nervous system"
>but there's more
>"you also might have cancer"
>severe, agressive lymphatic cancer
>is hospitalized
>nearly died due to some resistant stomach illness
>nearly died due to blood poisioning twice
>nearly died due to puncture in small intestine
>nearly died due to inflammation in heart
>all that happened during 2 months

Most frightened I've been my entire life, doctors say he is likely to make it, dad is honestly too stubborn to just die like that, but the thought of perhaps having to say goodbye for good is a thought I'm not ready for. Sorry for long post, most likely unfit for /x/, but I kinda needed to just vent a bit.
Pic unrelated, just a foggy day
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>>17897465
Hey Anon. It might not happen, but try to get ready for that. It will happen someday and it's not a bad thing, just a necessary event in the cycle of life. Let him go freely, because that's the best way... trying to hold him back only hurts you both.

Nevertheless, try to hold on through this period of darkness... it will pass. Just remember that staying relaxed is the best way to float... you must stay above in this storm. And sincerely enjoy your dad, past present and future. Don't let his possible ausence spoil that... it doesn't make the past less of a gift.
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>>17897497
Thanks man, I appreciate it
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I woke up and saw strange writing on the wall. Another time i woke up and saw a skeleton dancing on my closet door.
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I've got something that happened about three weeks ago but i doubt it's anything paranormal
>be me
>live in small-ish town in ireland
>walking home around edge of town late at night, maybe like 1am or something
>walking along long stretch of road with no street lights next to a field
>honestly a pretty dangerous area and i always get spooped thinking about banshees and shit
>suddenly hear very loud gutteral growl from the bushes
>presume it's a dog although it did sound alot bigger than that
>just jog about a hundred metres down the road until i get to a part lit up by lights

Yeah not particularly exciting but it did freak me out at the time considering i might have been attacked by a large dog
I've walked down the road alot since then in the night and have never had a similar experience
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>>17890859
Mission Mountains in Montana.

My experiences:
>roared at in the dark by something that didn't attack me but was clearly only a few feet away
>heard a giant 'man' grunt or say "huh" from the forest while me and friend were playing with fire when younger
>while camping and after shooting a gun something came running down the hillside snapping large tree limbs and stopped at the treeline by our campfire and crept around until we left
This is the spot I'm going to revisit soon and will record. I might go tomorrow if the weather is okay or next week.
>heard a giant 'man' holler/sing during a blizzard
I visited that spot again and recorded it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHK-tvoXhOE

Tons of UFO sightings, many ghost stories of my own experience from friends haunted houses and such

Other people's experiences:
>guy driving up north crow road only a few miles north of where I experienced things saw a Sasquatch standing next to logging road close enough by his car window as he drove by it could have grabbed him
>former school principal watched a Bigfoot through binoculars for 10 minutes and went a little crazy as mentioned in this video here >>17890822
>sightings in Evaro which is where I heard the hollering/singing, sightings in Arlee which are just north of that
>footprints along the river where I got roared at in the dark
>lots more UFOs and some ghost stories
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>>17890859
Is the sighting report anywhere online? Can't find it. This is the most recent on the BFRO, 2010, too long ago.

>September 2010 (Class B) - Possible nighttime encounter by a couple camping in the Jemez Mountains
http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=nm&county=Los+Alamos

Sandoval and Rio Arriba are 1998 and 2005
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I guess i got one
>1 AM
>Pretty hungry
>all lights are off except for my room's light
>go downstairs in the dark
>enter kitchen
>turn on kitchen lights
>microwaves some pieces of SPAM
>love me some spam
>sit down at table, begin to eat snack
>see some shit move in the corner of my eye
>shrugs it off and finishes up
>gets up to clean plate
>see's a fucking little girl
>stand there, too tired to register what's happening
>clean plate and go back up to my room
>it hits me that my house is haunted right when i sit down at my computer

I've seen other things related to a little girl, such as a little hand grasping the edge of my door or a reflection in the mirror while i'm brushing my teeth.

I asked my mom about this and apparently i had an older sibling that was stillborn before i was a fetus, so that got me pretty spooked

Nothing else yet, still waiting on a Sasquatch in the center of Idaho, been camping there for a while.

Pic related
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>>17893338
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
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>>17895844
Was Brexit the scariest thing that's happened to your country?
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>>17890693
>Moved to a new state which can be scary on its own
>Apartment seems haunted (some semi-boring stories i can tell if anyone wants)
>Shooting nearby recently
>Shooting in apartment complex same week
>Turns out second shooting was cops shooting at a guy armed with a knife (from legit 8pm or so until 3am they were trying to find him, heard he was in the trees? Point is gunshots are fucking scary if you have no clue what's going on
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>>17898028
No. It's the thought that since we don't run the world anymore because the U.S. is having a go, the American voting public is about to inflict either Trump or Clinton on us all and there's not really a lot we can do about it! We're all screwed either way!
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Had bad sleep paralysis where these black eyed kids surrounded my bad and asked me to watch over them repeatedly till I woke up having a noes bleed
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>>17890693
>be me
>drunk off my ass, but being a slav, I'm still myself, can think properly, just blurry and wobbly
>walking by a pitch black field
>suddenly hear birds
>it's 1am, why would there be birds?
>birds become louder, sounds like morning
>start turning about myself, trying to figure out where it's coming from
>it's literally coming from all sides
>the bird song keeps going
>remember seeing a white figure in the mentioned field 2 years ago
>suddenly see two eyes jeering at me from the field
>i don't move
>it doesn't move
>pull out my hunting knife just in case
>20 meters from my house
>the birdsong now coming just from the field, but there's no trees for at least 150 meters
>birds sound like they're 10 meters away
>start walking backwards toward my house
>call GF on cellphone to say my last goodbye
>"Fuck anon, just fucking run, my friend once got stabbed like that."
>almost pissing my pants now
>running
>keep looking back
>finally get home, out of breath
>sister wakes up
>"anon, what's up?"
>missed the bus, heh.

Happened to me again 2 months later. Fucking fucked fuck fuck! I stopped staying up until 1am after that.
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>>17890693
I watched, not one, but two Adam Sandler movies.
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>>17890815
Anon you can't just post shit like that and not greentext some details.
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>>17892057
Did you see this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kowgYcjRTmE
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>>17890726
>smoking shitty SEA drugs

Why
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>>17890726
Too bad you didn't wind up in jail, maybe it would have taught you something.
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Originally posted this on /asp/, but it probably fits better here. Not really that scary, but I'm not used to creepy shit, so it had me pretty spooked at the time. Also, go ahead and judge me for being a skatefag, but I know some of you do much weirder shit with your time.

>be me
>4am
>try to get early morning skate sesh in before work
>go to nearby school because it has lights and is secluded enough that the noise won't disturb people who are sleeping
>decent sesh, mostly just skated flatground
>walking back home through neighborhood
>still quite dark
>look down at phone to check time
>look back up and an old man has seemingly materialized out of nowhere
>just standing on sidewalk, facing out toward street
>realize he's staring directly at me
>say good morning to him as I pass by
>he doesn't respond, just keeps staring at me
>literally not doing anything else, just standing there and turning his head to follow me as I walk past
>kinda sussed out but whatever old people are weird
>keep walking
>about 15 or 20 seconds later
>turn around
>dude is still standing there, still staring at me
>something about this dude just seems off to me, like the way he's turning his head just seems so stiff and unnatural
>kinda reminds me of the scene in The World's End when all the robots are watching them as they to act natural
>I'm pretty creeped out at this point so I drop my board and start skating home
>get to the end of the road right before I have to turn onto the next street
>turn around
>dude is now noticeably further down the street from where he was originally
>is now standing directly in the middle of the street, facing foward, staring at me
>NOPE.jpg
>turn the corner and skate home fast as fuck
>keep checking behind me the whole way
>legitimately expect to see this fucker just show up behind me at some point
>make it home without it happening
>still have to go to work at my shitty job
>fuck my life
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>>17896246
What did Satan look like?
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>>17896246
Tell us about the satan, anon
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>>17897231
>>Be escorting my way through college
No one's gonna believe this.
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>>17899527
holy shit, greentext?
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>>17896165
hypnagogic hallucination

fag
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I've seen some weird shit.

Last year, I went to Target and I saw a couple through the sliding glass door. Ordinarily this wouldn't be weird, except that when I actually stepped through they were nowhere to be seen. I turned around looking for them in mild confusion, and then was just absolutely mindfucked that they were nowhere in sight when they were there a second ago.
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>>17892097
yeah me too
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>>17890693
I attempted powerful magic, and I'm reasonably certain it worked.

Yes, stop laughing, let me explain. This was a few months back in May. It was the 14th, I was on /pol/ screwing around, I had had a few drinks, and I felt the urge to try something stupid.

So I did. I invited anyone who would join me on that board to assist me in some low-level magic. It was an uncomplicated curse intended to destroy Bernie Sanders through the channeling of sexual energy. I had a few dozen people shed blood into water, and then edge for a three quarters of an hour over the bowl, while I performed a simple ritual using a makeshift alter.

The idea was to curse Sanders' hair, so that he would be forever associated with weakness and be disrespected by his opponents. Less than one hour after the ritual's completion, the Nevada Primaries disaster occurred, in which Sanders got buttfucked by his own party.

Now, I was not certain at the time that this was not merely coincidence. After all, Sanders' campaign was basically one humiliating diss by the DNC after another, so I didn't pay it too much mind, I just wrote it down in my journal and went on with my night.

But that night I had a terrible dream in which I was struggling to stay afloat in a vast expanse of water with no end, and the sky above me was filled with eyes staring down. It lasted forever, trying to keep my head above water and looking up at the eyes. Finally I slipped beneath the surface, and found that the sea below me was not dark, but a single great and hideous eye with two pupils looking up at me, and I was drawn down towards it, yet no matter how far I sank from the surface it never seemed to get closer. It was the size of the world.

I woke up the next morning covered in fucking ants, which had come in through the window and attacked my chinese takeout. We had destroyed the local hills recently using boric acid.
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well my great-grandpa die a few weeks ago, and yesterday i was walking outside and i saw an old man at a bus stop that looked exactly like my great-grandfather, and he was staring at me

I know that's not paranormal or even scary at all, but it felt pretty fucking weird.
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>>17890693
Happened to me summer of 2012
>Be me, 15 yo
>Live in France
>With my cousin and his friend
>said they want to do some camping in the backyard (they never camped before)
>they're young (11and 12)
>Whynot.jpg
>Set up a tent in the backyard, near a tree line (cf picture)
>They're having fun, I'm here to watch over them
>2am, they're tired, went to sleep
>It's a big tent, with two separated rooms
>I'm alone in one
>3am, I woke up because of some noise
>Something is walking on two legs around the tent
>I'm usually not scared easily but right there I'm frozen
>It walks around the tent for at least half an hour then stop
>It fucking play with the zipper
>I'm sweating balls
>I'm trying to grabe the knife I had just in case but my arm won't fucking move
>It started moving around again, touching the tent

It's 4am, we're in a middle of OUR field, and the closest city is 20 min away. neighbourhood are old people.

>I kind of pass out waiting for it to go away
>Woke up, it's 7am, the zipper is wide open, but no trace of anything anywhere.

I will never ever fucking do camping again
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>>17902388
btw, I asked my uncle, it wasn't him nor his wife
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>>17897497
That's probably the nicest, most decent and just plain human thing I've read on here. Heed his words Anon, they are true.
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Yaasss
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>>17902388
Holy shit.
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>>17890693
a car crash, nearly died
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>>17902388
Probably just some "lutins" don't mind it
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>>17897497
I haven't read such a nice thing on /x/, hell 4chan, in years.
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>/x/ taught me about sleep paralysis
>try to self induce it by WILD
>see whats basically the grim reaper standing over me
>try to sit up, cant (duh)
>wait it out
>he vanishes into thin air and i get up and get a glass of tea
>ears were ringing for 10 minutes afterwards
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>Walking home at night a few weeks ago from cinema (Conjuring 2)
>Pretty shit horror, fell asleep for about 10 minutes halfway through
>Anyway, walking up my street after walking for nearly an hour tired as fuck
>As I pass a driveway, hear wheezing
>Stop and look but see nothing because it's dark as fuck
>Suddenly hear an old man laughing from where im looking at
>NOPE.exe
It was probably my imagination or something but I shit myself
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>>17897231

You pretty much ask for this kind of treatment when you become an escort.
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>>17903084
Those last 10 seconds.
What the christ was that?
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>>17890693
i were contacted by either a demon or and alien
i belive my self. it perhaps could have been both, and Benevolent and Malevolent, at first it was the Malevolent in shape of and Grey formed in and old paperbag were i used to store some buds, one night i couldn't take this creature as i would name it demon,, looking at me and i crushed the paper bag and threw it out., (i was high also ( and i regreet it because it was sorter like art you know what i mean like you see a cloud and it has a shape of and animal or something right!! then later the benevolent stuff happened i saw it as a shape on my window. i was like a being had been standing outside my window looking inside my livingroom the being looked so sad it is almost impossible to describe it but alien and like it was seeing my future or a timetraveler it's really hard to put emotions into it right now.. perhaps later i can,. eventualy it was gone because of the rain i cant remmeber if i tried to take pictures of it, maybe i did,?? but it all seem scary to me as i look back and remmember it. and i wish i could have taken pictures of this
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I work 24h shifts in a mental hospital, closed acute psychiatry ward to be exact. I think I'm getting my share of scary here.
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>>17896751
>Pot isn't a drug .

THEN WHY IS YOUR PERIOD A SPACE AWAY FROM THE LAST WORD, YOU DRUGGED UP PSYCHOPATH?!
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>>17903084
dat filename lmao
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>>17890693
I witnessed the Mandela effect multiple times in front of me and my wife's eyes:

Our copy of the movie kept switching between

"I am *the* father"
and
"I am *your* father"

So a variation on "Luke, I am your father" which is erased from history.
But our copy kept switching as we kept replaying it. Eventually it stabilized at the current "official" one.

It was fucking weird. Haven't checked back on it since. Anyone else ever heard the "the" variation ?
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Quick story that happened about 3 weeks ago.
>Out camping with my girlfriend
>Hiking, fishing, and exploring
>3rd night awoken by loud abnormal yell
>Next morning find dead deer about 50 yards from campsite
>Bear must have got it
>Can't shake uneasy feeling, urge my girl to leave early.
>Reluctantly she agrees
>Leave that night right when sun is setting
>See something on the side of the road
>A deer, get closer slow down but not to a halt
>Deer looks at us, very strange eyes almost human
>Look at deer in mirror as I'm driving away
>It gets up and looks to walk away in 2 legs bent inwards....
>Fuck this, speed home nope nope nope

I'm moving to a city soon I'm done with the wilderness
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>>17897774
>amerifat detected
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Yeah. Seeing intergalactic war with reps and dracos all the time. CIA super soldiers, genetic mindgames, this shit is too much.
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>>17897231
Seriously, what do you expect?
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>>17903972
Thats The law of attraction you fucking idiot, you kept telling yourself its different so it was.
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>>17903956
anon's brain is a toaster.txt
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>>17897231
Never Return
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red about werespider
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>>17896751
>pot isn't a drug
Confirmed underage
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>>17896022
>>17896165
its called sleep paralysis senpai
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>>17897231
>escorting my way through college
dont sugar coat it you were a whore
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>>17890693
A book fell down its shelf without any apparent reason.
The archive where I work is said to be haunted by ghosts.
A coworker of mine, who claims to actually see the ghosts, said they're kinda busy at the moment.
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>>17896751
Why isnt weed a drug?

Because its natural? Well then I guess cocain isnt a drug either.
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Not really a nope...well not for me, I'll explain.
Where I used to live we had a small holding, just a few fields next to the house a few miles out of town. We had a few pigs, a cow and some geese.
>It's getting dark enough that I need to go and shut the geese in and make them foxproof.
>It was raining pretty damn hard.
>I grab the big coat with the hood off the hook by the door, grab a hurricane lamp and head outside.
>Yup, there's a whole heap of weather out here
>Wind, rain and it's dark by now as well. T'riffic.
> I slip and slide my way through the mud and rain to the geese and shut them in.
>Mission accomplished, now to head back to a warm fire and cold beer.
>Rather than slip and slide back through the mud, I decide to cut up through an old gate way onto the road and walk back down to the house.
>As I get through the gateway and close it behind me (being the responsible chap that I am) I hear a car coming down the lane.
>I'll hold my lantern up so that the driver can see me.
>Remember it's dark, pissibg down and I'm thoughtful that way.
>I'll always remember thatpoor man's face. The horror writ large across his features as he speeds past me and away.
>"Whatever you freak"
>I get home and think no more of it.
>Weeks go by and one night in the pub, I hear a man talking to others at his table of this ghostly monk that haunts the lane, who holds out a lantern.
>I squint at him, yup same guy from that night. Then it clicks.
>He meant me.
With my hood up, holding the lantern and looming out of the darkness at him I 'spose I did look a bit 'monk like'. I didn't let him know that it was me.
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>>17900386
This is interesting what job you have. I'd imagine to be tired as a dog waking that early then going to my job and having to be alert as fuck
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>>17895967
Weed doesn't make you hallucinate.
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>>17899289
Just embrace trump, he supports free nations like the new Britian. He seems to have some form of divine protection as well.
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>>17890822
Eh, it's good to see you back around here.
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My little brother died.
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>>17897649
kek
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>>17903634
>glass of tea

wat
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>>17890863
Infrasound does the same thing with shadows out of the corner of your eye.
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>>17892103
No, fuck off if you can't do the entire story without asking "hurr durr more?"
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>Wake up
>Wife is extremely sick
>Goes to do random cleaning
>Lifts mattress off the rug
>Black mold so thick it looks like someone charcoaled that mother fucker
"HOLY SHIT NO WONDER MY WIFE IS SICK!"
>Throw out mattress
>Sleeping on floor with my clean clothes as the mattress
>One of our dressers has mold all over the back of it
>Had to throw out over half of our clothing

It's when you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
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>>17906797
Do you not know what fucking bleach is?
Vinegar?
How about Google - "how to kill black mold"
Fucking fix the leak, and clean more often.
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>>17892103
>ever taking seriously pothead stories
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>>17892120
Lost
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>>17905970
Ehh weed is a hallucinogen. When I first started smoking I had auditory hallucinations one time
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>>17890693
Yeah, my best friend was "cursed". See >>17867448
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>>17906479
Sorry to hear it brother
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>>17899373
>heard birds at ass end of dawn
I had something similar happen to me too
>two months ago
>Cooking shit in the kitchen, haven't seen my cat all day
>He's usually out and about, but whatever, I link it to the bad weather
>He acts super uncomfortable, hiding away from family who he's really comfortable with, and just not wanting to be touched
>He finally comes out of hiding at like, ten at night while I was watching tv
>He lays on my bed, but he's really close to me, still acting like he's in danger or some shit
>Doze off, but wake up to bird noises at two in the morning
>At this point my cat is slowly inching closer to me, to the point where we're both touching
>His eyes go wide, and ears go back
>Niggawhat.png
>See a blue light flash at the end of my bed
>See it again flash in the center of my room
>I see it a third time near the back door hallway
>My cat was on edge for the next two days
Doesn't help that later that week my mom was upstairs and heard someone call my name through the vents, but she wouldn't say anymore about it
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>>17903084
Anyone have any background on this? This is odd and scary as fuck
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I bumped into a black guy wearing a Yankees hat and riding a horse near a graveyard in the suburbs of Boston. It's like seeing a unicorn, except the unicorn is perpetually mad by a team barely scraping the title of Not Last.
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>>17904012
>believes in "law of attraction"
>calls anyone else an idiot
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Guess I'll share.

>A few months ago, I had a weird dream.
>Sounds generic as fuck, but there was a black figure staring at me from my doorway.
>In the dream, light bulb bursts.
>Get jolted awake at 3am
>Start looking at my door for the thing I saw in my dream.
>Nothing there
>Brother, who sleeps in the same room starts talking in his sleep. (Something he is known to do rarely.)
>Clearly says "Did he see me?"
>Get fucking chills
>I say: "What the hell did you just say?"
>No response
>I start telling him to wake up
>He once starts talking in his sleep again
>Says: "I think he can hear us."
>nope nope nope.
>Debate whether or not to go back to bed, or go hide downstairs
>Go back to sleep
>Tell brother about it the next day
>He gets even more freaked out than me

I'm no believer of the paranormal, and this is the first freaky thing to ever happen to me before. As weird as it was though, I'm positive that it was all just a massive coincidence that he just happened to say that in his sleep as I just so happened to wake up from that dream.

Nothing has happened since, and I highly doubt my brother was possessed or something.
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>>17907052
that was your dying neurons, weed is a depressor and stimulating(depend), not hallucinogen
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>>17896246
bullshit, give us proof
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>>17890693
>be me
>16 yo
>summer break its allways the same
>virgin schedule: play lol the whole day, fap then go to sleep at 3 AM
>take headsets off, put them on pc, go to sleep
>hear smth, turn lights on and inspect the room
>utter fucking silence, nothing moving
>go back to sleep and it happens again
>turn the lights on, lie in bed facing my desk (that's where the sound came from)
>eyes wide open, lights still on
>the headsets, perfectly still as they were jolt off the fucking pc case and onto the floor
>just like that
>tell mom next morning
>laughs it off, she's into voodoo shit like that
>wtfexplain?.jpg
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>>17897246
DONT BE A ASSHOLE just because you dont have sex and get paid for that
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> be me 3 weeks ago
> living with father in a countryside house
> he gets vacation so he goes abroad for the summer
> I buy booze and weed, chilling in my house
> smoke the weed, get so thirsty I down way too many beers
> fast forward to 3-4 hours later, time is ~2am
> I wake up in a dark room, appearing to lay on a floor
> try to find my phone but can't
> walk around a little, find a door, apparently I was in an empty barn
> get the fuck out of there, start walking up a hill, completely terrified
> stop a car and ask for a ride to my address
> walk up to my house and the door is closed and locked as usual and I have no keys
> walk to the backyard and find my window completely wide open
> start thinking I was burglarized
> stand there and listen for 3 minutes, no sound so I climb inside
> everything untouched, my laptop and phone is on the table where I last recalled leaving them
> close the window, walk around and check nothing's gone
> everything is fine
> sit on my sofa and watch tv while thinking about wtf just happened
> few days later, about to make a phone call
> see an incoming call from a hidden number on the evening and approx. time this happened, and that I answered the call

I can't check who called since I'm using a cash plan for my phone and it's unregistered. But it seems like someone called me, roofied me, stole nothing, then placed me in the barn. The barn is ~2 miles from my house but I'd never seen it before.

I have lost plenty of sleep from this, and I'm not sure if I should tell my dad about this. I asked three possible friends who could have called me but it was none of them.
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>>17890693
>Be me.
>I was driving around my area playing this new app called pokemon go.
>P good dude. Kinda fun.
>Decide to livestream it online so my fans can watch me catch the pocket monsters.
>Eventually come to two people talking.
>Wonder whats happening and decide to watch.
>One brings something out of his pocket and points it at the other person.
>ohshititsagun.jpg
>Start freaking out. Nearly pissing myself.
>The guy shoots the other dude.
>Freak out and call the cops.
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I have a fairly long and in detail tale to tell if any one is interested. I have been plauged by seemingly paranormal events.

Reply to this if anyone is imterested i have alot to say
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>>17907942
i'll bite
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>>17890693
Missing all my memories pre-June was pretty spooky. First day I was back I accidentally broke a cup because my hands couldn't grasp it. It fell probably five inches into the sink, but that was enough to break it. I loved that cup.

Pro tip: If you end up in a fugue state, don't try to do the dishes.
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>>17890706
nice reference at the end.
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>>17903084
I'm so intrigued.
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>>17907942
Please do tell.
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>>17907920
As long as your dad takes you serious do it.
beer and weed is never a good combo. you probably ended up on a bad bender.
like when i beer and weed it up i completely forget shit like entire nights, not quite on this level but still.
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>>17908031
Same guy here. I like to drink and smoke weed but I usually drink most of my alcohol first and then smoke to chill down (alcohol is an upper for me). This never happened to me before, I only had one blackout in my life before, 5 years ago when I was 14.

I am pretty sure this is what happened:

> I smoke and drink, slip into a drunken haze
> someone calls me, asks me if he/she can come over
> person arrives, slips roofie into my drink (I didn't drink a lot so this is most likely)
> I pass out, person transports me to the barn, possible to look for something specific in my house but couldn't find it

In any case this is fucking creepy as shit.
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>>17908048
What if someone asks for you to go to their pad and you start walking and think fuck it ill hit the hay, almost literally.
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>>17908048
Same guy: I forgot to mention that I'm a guy, so rape was probably not a motive if there was crime involved.
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>>17908056
Yeah this is same guy too.
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>>17908056
The barn is located in the opposite direction on the road where my friends live. I seriously doubt I would mess up so badly that I end up in a barn in the opposite direction, and you can't even see the barn from the road.

Also tripfagging from now on ITT.
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>Havin dinner with mom and grandma
>Grandma starts telling us about how some acquaintance of hers got very sick and apparently has some unknown disease.
>Also her family got weird sickness
>She comments that her acquaintance was feared by some members of my family and was always suspected of practicing witchcraft and making evil shit to people around hers
>Long story short, rule of return/threefold happens and thats the cause of the bad stuff happening to her family
>Grandma comments that I should go see some known guy in the area that's believed to be able to cleanse any evil spells on people because she thinks someone cursed me
>I tried to kill myself in the past several times and some more twisted shit happened
>The exact moment she says that electricty goes off
>Like only in our home
>Electricty returns a minute later
>I'm spook to death
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>>17908072
what about stores any 24 hour ones in the direction of the barn?
like if you wanted more beer like you could have gone to get more?
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>>17907071
This told us nothing basicallly
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>>17906479
What happened? How old? It must be hard on you guys. Will you tell us how things changed for you. My condolences
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Crazy guy who wanders the streets in my neighbourhood accused me and my family of trying to kidnap him.
I tried to soothe him, because it was obvious he was insane and paranoid, and i felt bad for him.
He knew where I lived, and what cars the people in my house owned.
He knew that I lived with my sister and her partner (even though we don't look alike - we have different biological fathers).
Nobody in my family has ever spoken to him, so I dunno where he got that info about us. Apparently a lot of people have had issues with him though. He's got a crazy good memory, and he scares people by rattling off weird information about them that he's picked up over the years, so it looks like he's been stalking people.

I wouldn't be worried, except for the fact that my sister has four children, and we've had a recentish incident where someone walked through our house late at night, uninvited. I was babysitting the kids while my sister and her partner were on a date, and I heard a man walk into the house, rummage through some drawers, then leave. I thought it was my sister's partner coming back to grab something so I was chill about it. But when I asked them why they came back, they flatly denied it. Even now, they still deny coming back.
Nothing was taken. We don't know what the fuck happened.
I moved out since then. They're looking into setting up a camera system in the house.
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Found out there's a dot inside my eye.
I spent the whole first trimester of the year scaring myself with it till my doctor said it was normal.
It's really weird, I see movement with my right eye and have to remind myself it's just a particle floating in there, not a bug or ghosts.
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>>17905963
I work at a coffee shop

>pls no bully
I'm a college student and I don't intend to work here forever. Its just what pays for food and dumb shit at the moment
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>>17908109
There are no 24h stores that way, only one gas station 5 miles the other direction.
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Yes

I came home from a four day excursion to find fish oil pills in my bathroom spilled out onto the floor, and several leading into the basement. the bottle itself was closed and on the wrong shelf in the cabinet. All my clocks were stopped at 3:22 am. A well bracketed window treatment was halfway off a window in a room I never use and barely enter and my front facing dryer was open and the cycle discontinued with 13 minutes left remaining. Nobody has a key to my home but myself. No signs of forced entry. This was 3 weeks ago.

A week ago I was walking into the kitchen late with the lights off. the track lighting flickered and cycled through each bulb and one swung loudly from its fixed position. The lights have a small screw that locks them into position. time was 2:11 am, I nearly shit my pants. sidearm positioned on nightstand that night.

July 5th I was enjoying having the following day off. Up late again. Own large clunky heavy as shit smoker grill that sits in the rear of house below bedroom window. just after midnight I heard the lid slam loudly as all hell. looked out window but glare impaired my vision. raced outside with gun ready. Grill was approximately 35 feet into center of back yard from its original spot. No smushed down grass from trailer wheels, nowhere for thieves to run. Two men cant roll this thing 30 ft up incline. Lid slam was right under window. didnt sleep till sunrise.
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>>17890863

It's scary alright.

> If you're a total pussy.
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One of my friends killed themselves. I swear I saw a shadowy figure watching me at work the day after they died. This was where he would normally be. I didn't even find out that he had died until a few days later.
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>>17897250
its literally central to the story, not "btw"
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I almost lost my cat
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>>17908062
Guys can be raped too. Did your butt hurt?
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>>17906765
THIS FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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>>17907643
Nice one Anon
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>>17892639
The setting sun light probably hit
your pee-stream just right.
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Severe sleep paralysis runs in my family for some reason. I'm completely used to it but I never realize it's sleep paralysis till AFTER cause I'm a cuck or something.

>Laying in bed with qtpi gf
>We're sleeping in my sisters room cause she has a bigger bed and is away with my family
>lil sis' room is my love pad kek
>Laying there asleep but wake up suddenly
>Room looks normal, there's some light, has to be early morning; maybe 5am?
>Go back to sleep
>Instantly wake up again to a black figure with a big toothy grin pinning me down on the bed
>he has both hands on my neck
>cantbreath
>cantwakeup
>saveme
>With all of my strength I look over at my lovely and manage to lightly touch her cheek
>try to speak but my own voice is nothing but high pitch white noise when I talk
>was trying to say WAKE THE FUCK UP HO IM DYING
>Wake up and immediately grab her for comfort and cry like a lil bitch for a good five minutes
>was only my second or third experience, happened when I was in school

It still happens now and I have more stories if anyone wants to bite. My more recent ones won't be scary because fuck you there are no such things as ghosts and whenever I see ol
toothy shadow man again I just smile back and say "cheese!"
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>>17903956
holy fucking shit

i'm so sorry, anon
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the world keeps heading down that path of corruptiondestructiondsyfunction
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>>17908642
>no such things as ghosts
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>>17908642
Family probably cursed senpai
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>>17895497
Is that slapping sound the creatures' ass cheeks flapping in the wind?
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>>17892081
this.
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>>17890693
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yleIlZDbnKc
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>>17907920
Have a friend that sleep walks when he gets too drunk or smokes while drinking. It's not that uncommon.
One night, he disappeared for about 3 hours. After we told him the next morning, he checked his phone to see he had like 4 miles logged during the time he was gone.
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In April I found my husband dead on our living room floor. That topped my lifetime of scary experiences.
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>>17908772
What happened? Heart attack? I'm so sorry for your loss.
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>get wasted on birthday
>walking in kitchen for movie booze
>hear all sorts of shit moving outback
>too drunk to figure out what it could be
>brain tells me it's probably skinwalkers
>keep freaked out all night
next day my mom filled me in it was just raccoons fucking around with the dog food
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>>17908661
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>>17896252
underrated post
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So the other day I turned off the lights and started walking to bed like normal, right as I put my first leg up to get into bed, something fucking grabbed my foot that was still on the ground.

Anyone ever experience this? I have no clue wtf it was. My heart beats like crazy and I get scared walking in the dark now I literally turn off the light and run to bed
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>>17907498
I have to admit that there is a bit of legitimacy to this video, but the camera glitches make me think someone spliced shit in. Also, I want to know why but why it cuts off when it does. Also, as for what actual phenomenon it is, glitch in the matrix?

But, overall... Sometimes the strangest videos are real, albeit altered in some fashion.
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>>17903084
ITS THE NEW RADIO HEAD VIDEO

THIS HAS BEEN POSTED COUNTLESS TIMES OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, WITH ITS SOURCE
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE TROLLING, IF NOT, PLEASE SHARE THE TRUTH WITH OTHERS
ITS RADIO HEADS NEW VIDEO
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>>17896022
Sleep paralysis. My wife has that shit. She said she feels like a demon is on her every time.
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>>17903084
ok what the actual fuck dude
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>>17890693
I never go outside, so no.
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So not anything paranormal but still spooy
>be me buzzed college kid walking home from friends house at three am
>I decide to take short cut through courtyard on way home
>nuclear lab is on one side, and as I round the been I see tons of bright light
>after eyes adjust I see like 10 guys in hazmat suits moving containers and pumping something into tanker truck, I hear ticking which in hind sight might have been geiger counters
>nearest guy in hazmat suit sees me walks close and starts waving me along
>sorta drunk me stays still as spooked
>he steps closer and I book it out cause I don't want cancer or radiation poisoning

I ask a friend a week later who handles "logistics" and knows stuff about shipping and general happenings at the school. Says he figured that they have shipments for nuclear material and to take out waste late at night so nobody comes by and is exposed. I haven't gotten sick yet so I think I am good for now
>inb4 I get the cancers
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>>17890693
Realizing I'm not bisexual
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>>17902330
Lowlife/10
Thanks for Hillary and the Ghostbusters by the way
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>>17890706
you live in idaho by chance?
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>>17903956
Had something similiar happen to me. When I was a kid I was really obsessed with aliens. Would talk to the sky at night hoping they would hear me. Never got a response. Had some freaky ass dreams after that. And on my windows kept appearing this sticky stuff. It was clear and would be in the shape of stuff only me and bro and not our parents could distinguish. Like bowser or those little purple imps from banjo kazooie. The sticky stuff was easy to peal off and didn't wash in the rain.
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>>17903972
It was never "I am the father".

It is remembered as "Luke, I am your father." However, it is actually "NO, I am your father."

Retard. Fake and gay.
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>>17903974
Bear got a deer?
>definitely cant into nature...
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>>17909036
This just in: Comedy late night wasn't part of the original timeline. It had to be added in to cover up people's memories of legit paranormal shit. Parody and satire are psyops.
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>>17909036
This one is reallyfucking retarded, take a popularized phrase repeated ad infinitum by children media and adults and what do you get, parallel universe duh
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I just had a really bad bout of sleep paralysis;
>see a figure that I think is my mom at the bottom of the stairs but when I turn on the light, there's no one there.
>always feel like I'm being watched when I'm home alone. Upstairs sucks.
>So I went to sleep last Friday night/Saturday morning.
>Enter sleep paralysis not even two hours into sleep.
>That same dark shadow that's my mom's aura being really fucking ominous and scary as shit
>leaning towards me.
>I wake up and I can barely move or talk and I ask if its my mom
>it looks like a hollow shell not even responding to me
>I jolt out of bed (but it felt like hours) to shake my mom and asking "mommmm" "moooom is that you?"
>then I guess she finally responded but it felt like the longest 20 seconds of my life.

It just made me very uncomfortable to go back to sleep that night.and all nights in this house really
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ego death
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>>17906065
We're free are we? Is the U.S. free? Free to do what? Define free.

Whilst you're at it consider this quote, often attributed to Mark Twain; "If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it."
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>>17906572
>glass of tea

Russian
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>>17908518
I know, but my butt didn't hurt, and my belt was placed just like I place it, with the end of it being tucked into the back of my jeans. I was laying on my back, I seriously doubt any rapist would think about that when dressing me.

But I didn't get raped. I felt just like I had woken up from a sleep, that's it.

>>17908733
I have never sleepwalked in my life, not while stoned or drunk (or both) either. Still doesn't explain why I seem to have left through the window as well. And what about that hidden call I had picked up?
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>>17907791
>weed is a depressor and stimulating
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>>17890693
I found out there was a skeleton living inside me
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>>17897666
>Ireland
Satan would just happen to be Irish, wouldn't he?
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>>17898645
More stories please
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>>17906572
>>17909471
Glass of tea man here, not Russian.
Is glass of tea not a normal thing to say? This is the first time someone has brought it up.
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>>17890693
Nothing that scary, just got me spooked for the night, nothing else.
It happened last week
>My dog always sleeps with me and my girlfriend, we get all comfy and sleep.
>Wake up in the middle of the night.
>Dog is not there.
>Girlfriend is also no there.
>Hear barking.
>Go to the living room, light's on even tho we don't let them on before going to sleep. .
>Girlfriend standing still in the middle of the living room doing absolutely nothing
>Dog barking and walking around her, clearly afraid of getting closer.
>I try to approach her, dog jumps at me and bites my neck.
>Doesn't put preasure or tries to actually do damage, just bites and let it go.
>Little bit of blood.
>Try to get near her again, dog tries to jump again but i throw him across the living room.
>Touch girlfriend, she ignores me and goes to our bedroom.
>Dog whinning because one of his legs is out of place, put it back straight.
>Back to sleep.
>Dog doesn't come even near her.
>Everything goes back to normal in the morning.
No fucking idea what happened /x/
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>>17907935
>gets fired from uber
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>>17906945
Have you smoked weed before?
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>>17897465
Sorry bro. Just know that if something happens to him he won't be suffering anymore.. Thats how I looked at it when I lost people.
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>>17910464
>Try to get near her again, dog tries to jump again but i throw him across the living room.
>Dog whinning because one of his legs is out of place, put it back straight.

my sides

what the hell aion?
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>>17910290
Cup of tea is generally the accepted way to say it, at least within the States and UK.
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Hi, Mormon here, had some pretty sp00py happenings occur, enough that I was actually called back early on my mission trip.

Was serving in the Neuquen Mission in Argentina, if anyone's interested in hearing about it/lives in the area.
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>>17897231
so we have escorts who post on /x/

sounds legit
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>>17910985
Well i couldn't let him bite me again, so when he jumped i just defended myself and throwed him in the least dangerous place where he could land.
It wasn't a serious injury, it's was like a dislocated shoulder, i just needed to put it back in place, it happened before with other dogs (obviously not in the same situation) i had so just got it straight and let the dog deal with it.
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Actually, yes. I hope u see this. In 2009, I was trying to sleep, but i felt so anxious, so I was looking a wall, when in the next door room, something knocks repetdly and hard, and my mom call for my 3 yo sis to go back to bed; when she and my other 2 sis were sleeping. So I kept quiet, and the again the knocks; I was scare as shit, and my mom again said the same, which I replied with "MOM, WE ALL IN BED". Bc we, the 4 girls, were sleeping in the same room. We thought with mom someone entered into the house, but we were alone, COMPLETLY ALONE. We don't know what really happened, but there's my story
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>>17893338
If I take too much Norco when I go to sleep I'll see monsters and shit vividly when my eyes are closed, I'm too high to get scared though, thinking back though its kinda disturbing.
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>>17907935
false, that's not what happened.
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>>17890693
i pooped blood was scary
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>>17892103
Lurk more
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>>17895404
Was it this spookers? Weeeeewwww thats a creepy! So scared. Great annon. Just. Great.
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>>17895475
>who stays inside all day
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>>17897246
>"i wish some nice guy would come along and pay to fuck me"
>what is a husband?
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>>17899289
>"inflict"
>Trump

Oh ye of little faith in the Lord Emperor Trump.
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>>17897666
It was obviously the devil
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Had something creepy happen not too long ago as I was coming home from shopping.

I turn on the car radio to find my music station full of static. The more I listen to it the more I can hear my station singing on and off. I then started to hear another station coming through. It was opera music. I own no opera cds nor is there an opera station where I live so it was weird. I continue to listen to it more and eventually my music station morphed into opera with no static left on the station. It may not have been scary but it was a little unnerving.
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>>17908391
You could have been a male selling your ass.
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>>17908103
Go get cleansed or get your house and family blessed.
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>>17909016
Are you gay or straight?
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>>17902157
This, can confirm. I reach the hypnagognic state really fast and the hallucinations range from voices to music. It all sounds like its played back from an old tape deck. Been coping with this shit for the last 7 years now.
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>>17910464
I have done this to my dog.
Im sorry pupper.
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>>17896252
fuckin dying
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>Move in with my girlfriend in a new house
>For some reason sleeping with the door to our room open is making me nervous
>Same goes for windows, can't sleep unless the curtains are drawn and the windows locked
>Every night I close the door and every morning I wake up with it ajar.
>Always blame gf, she swears it wasn't her
>After a month of this she returns to our hometown because one of her aunt sadly passed away
>First morning without her I wake up
>My blood runs cold as I see the door ajar
>Decide the door is fucked and is somehow opening by itself
>Next night close the door and lock it with the key
>Put the key next to the bed on the nightstand
>Wake up with the door ajar, key exactly where I left it

I never had this problem until we moved in that house. Not sure what triggered this fear of open doors in me but once we moved it went away. I have one more story from that place.
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>>17909029
Nah man I'm from Maine
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>>17914280
Well tell the other story
I'm the same way about doors, it started when I was like 16 and living with my dad. I had the window open and a fan running because it was a hot summer day and he came in while I was asleep and took the fan out and shut the window. The thought that someone could've been IN my room and fucking with things just made me really spooked to ever leave the doors/windows unlocked.
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>>17909026
You cunt now Hilary's gonna win. Bernie was at least anti establishment
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>Gf doesn't believe me about the locked door opening without the key
>I tried to replicate it multiple times but every night we lock the door it stays locked
>If left unlocked the door will always open at some point during the night
>Fast forward about 2 months
>One night I need to stay up late to finish some papers for college
>Gf tells me she can't sleep because of the light coming from my laptop so I go in the living room
>At about 2 in the morning I hear footsteps in the hallway
>Thinking it was just my gf grabbing a glass of water or something I pay it no mind
>After about 15 seconds I hear the footsteps again
>After that I hear it again
>Being fed up with the noise I go to the bedroom and find the door ajar, my girlfriend sitting in our bed
>She is half awake and angry, claims me stomping around is what woke her up
>We get into a small argument that ends up with me sleeping in the living room
>Fast forward about a week
>Gf has to stay up late to write her dissertation, I decided to help
>At about midnight I drift to sleep next to her
>Get woken up, she has a scared look on her face
>She heard noises in the hallway, thinks someone is in the house
>I tense up, grab the nearest blunt object and tip toe into the empty hallway
>After listening for a while I can't hear anything, but I search the house for signs of someone breaking in but to no avail
>Next night she is again working on her dissertation in the living room, I go to sleep in our bedroom, door closed and all that
>She comes in at about 3 in the morning, asking why I was walking around and how come I was sleeping with the door ajar
>At this point we both realize something is very wrong but neither of us wanted to admit it
>I barely got any sleep that night
>Next night she writes on her dissertation in the bedroom while I sleep next to her
>She again wakes me up scared, claiming she heard someone walking around the house
>I was fed up with this shit but before I could say anything the doorknob clicked
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>>17914341
#BernieAnyway
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>>17914364
>We both froze in place, staring at the door as it slowly opened ajar
>Neither me nor she made any noise
>I got up, grabbed the lamp from the nightstand
>Slowly went into the hallway, pants full of shit
>Nothing
>I checked with her every room, every window, we searched the house for about an hour but nothing came up
>Just like the other night no signs of breaking in, nothing missing, nothing misplaced

That was the last night we spent in there. We lived with her brother and his wife for a week until we found a new place.
It's been 6 weeks and nothing happened. Hope it will stay that way. I am not sure what the deal was with that house. She thinks the place was haunted, I think some homeless man was living in a hidden crawl space that we didn't know about. To tell the truth I am not sure what scares me the most.
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I got shot. that shit was fucked
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>>17914517
stabbed i mean. Sorry I was thinking about getting shot. That hasn't happened to me yet
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>>17897250
Pic?
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>>17908963
What song is it? I can't find it.
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>drinking in buddy's place
>bathroom light is on a motion sensor
>hear it turn back on every time it goes off right away
>just a broke sensor
>poop
>light shuts off wait for it to come back on
>poop in dark for 20 seconds before I stand up mid poop to make the light come on
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>few months ago
>walking through my hallway late at night to go lock my door
>all of a sudden feel a mild but very loud electric shock at the base of my back
>felt it enough to physically jolt
>sounded like there was a really big bee next to my ear
>stopped after I started waving my hand around my back like a retard because I thought there was an actual bee on me
>of course there was no bee, it was late at night in the middle of winter
>still have no idea what the fuck that was
>probably never will
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>>17909087
I had a pretty fucked up sleep paralysis experience a few weeks ago

>my bed is literally 1 foot away from my mirror
>I sleep on my side
>in comes sleep paralysis
>i'm just staring at myself in the mirror, eyes wide open
>can't move, can't do anything
>felt like I couldn't breathe
>remember thinking to myself "stop screaming, you'll wake the neighbours" over and over whilst staring at myself which in hindsight makes no fucking sense but it was spoopy at the time
>wake up after a few minutes and resume shitposting on 4chan
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