Deep Web thread? Yeah.
>Be me
>Go onto the deep web
Go to "Findu"
>Message saying found you......
>Realize what it means
>Turn off computer
>Hide in my basement under a spare bed
>Hear door open
Still here, think he left..... Maybe....
You hear door open, but question if it's real or not? Uhm did it open or did it not lol
Anyway, I would find a weapon or something
UPDATE OP!! Did you get ass-raped or nah?
>>17840984
>be me
>Go on deep webs
>browse archive upon archive of 'lost' data
>come across a particular .zip
>phenom.zip
>wonder what it could be
>download it to USB and use a VM to open .zip
>password required
>try password: Phenom
>lights go out
>sudden clasp of thunder
>ohshit.jpg
>turn around
>door is smashed open
>fat, short guy holding urn walks in, uncontrollably laughing
>wtf.jpg
>smoke begins filling room
>loud sound, almost like a church bell rings through the house
>smoke dissipates
>low voice can be heard
>"I don`t make mistakes. I bury them."
>Get Tombstoned into oblivion
>upon impact of my skull being crushed into the grown hear "GOD GOD ALMIGHTY"
>Lay there lifeless
>See the man stand up and drop to one knee
>Clasp of thunder and bright flash of lightning
>Church bell sounds again
>>17841031
>RPing
Yeah, this isn't nosleep.
>>17840984
is that what a fucking rp thread is? oh. yeah this really cool guiz.
>i go upstairs and kill myself.
how am i doing so far. are we spooped?
>>17841044
>revives
>>17841286
*teleports behind u wtih katana*
nothin personnel kid...
>>17840984
Onion link pls
>>17841040
I got way into these before I realized what it was. Top kek
>>17841296
Am ayy lmao. Bend over and bite the pillow, kid this probe is going in dry.
RP faggots please kill yourselves.
>>17840984
No shit this happen.
>be me
>goto deepwebz
>trying to find anything
>find hidden wiki
>look at the categories
>CheesePizza?!?!?!
>this is illegal, more illegal then drugs
>click on some links to get evidence to send to the FBI
>spend a good hour downloading videos and pictures.
>compress pizza.zip
>send to the FBI
>I show my family and friends the pictures and videos I found.
>I send them pizza.zip so they can see just how horrible this is
>2hours go by !!! the site is still up. What is the FBI doing about this.
>print out the most disturbing pictures i downloaded and took them down to the police
>they're in shock. they asked me where I found them.
> "they're all over my computer thousands of cheesepizzas videos too."
>I showed them a rape scene on my cell phone
long story short.
>I fucking got arrested for going out of my way to do the right thing.
>and all of my friends and family think I like cheesepizzas.
>I still have nightmares of prison
>>17841044
Kek'ed and checked
>>17843704
kek'd
