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Anyone else out there looking for divinity or enlightenment? Sharing our ideas, experience and progress on the subject ITT.

I’ve come to a conclusion that achieving enlightenment and/or godhood is probably the only worthy life goal possible, and I’m gonna go for it. In order to achieve this, I’ll be working in 2 directions: professional and everyday life (you probably can’t go much further if you can’t even accomplish this) and self improvement (yoga, shamanism and practices like lucid dreaming should be the way to go here).
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As far as self improvement goes, I currently have these in mind:
- The Warrior diet. Have been doing it for about 2 years and absolutely love it.
- Body building + kettlebell sports + martial arts. If you can’t even achieve superior physical condition, what else is there to talk about? Set up my home gym and been practicing it for some time, except for martial arts (will start later). It’s been going real slow, but the progress is there.
- Self hypnosis. Need it ASAP, coz I’m lazy as hell, and hope to fix it with self hypnosis. Got a few articles and books on using it in sports. Starting today.
- Progressive relaxation. Read a few articles by authors of the technique, have been doing it for a couple days as shown in a Youtube video. This practice I should be able to master by the end of January, after which doing it will take like a few minutes every day.
- Stretching. Need this for yoga. Forced relaxation technique looks sound; gonna try it after mastering progressive relaxation, hope to master in about 8-12 months or so and move on to yoga.
- Lucid dreaming. Got myself a decent guide; starting this either in March or June, depending on how other things go.
- Yoga. People who practice it long and hard enough are told to eventually acquire “siddhas” (the ability to work miracles, basically), and from there on, getting enlightenment should be a piece of cake, lol. Need to master stretching first, though, this way mastering yoga should be faster (yeah, I know it’s not about stretching at its core, but you need to be able to do asanas anyway).
- Herbalism, biology, medicine. Should be useful for shamanism. Starting to look for decent books on these topics the next week. Got no idea how long it’ll take to study these.
- Shamanism. Travel in the spirit world, suck out diseases from people, etc. Hope I’ll be able to start practicing it in about several years. Need to master quite a number of things first, though.

Anything important I’m missing here?
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The only method to achieve spiritual perfection in this age is through chanting the hare krsna mahamantram. (Hare krsna hare krsna krsna krsna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare)
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How to become a god:
1) Have a son
2) Work on a super secret giant robot involving the illuminati and your husband/wife
3) plant soul within said robot
4) nature will take due course and your son will bring about the second apocalypse
5)???
6) profit
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/tommy.james.188

im gonna tear you all to fucking pieces
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>>16984515
Where I live, these guys used to shave their heads and walk the city in funny clothes, beating drums and chanting that hare-krishna-hare-rama thing. No flame in the eyes, no thunderous voice, no aura of inner peace and perfection, nothing like that - just some sorry dudes loitering around. Not exactly what I'm looking for.
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>>16984504
>>16984497

You forgot to learn energy manipulation and become more powerful at it. Its like, the single most important thing from the whole list, because its your spiritual strength, kinda your spiritual muscles. Gods and powerful entities have a lot of it, humans are like little ants before them, but hey, work on it and one day you might be a big guy yourself

Also, what is the warrior diet?
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>>16984580
>You forgot to learn energy manipulation
Are there any specific techiques for this (in other words, what should I google up)? I try to stick to either indigenous and time-tested (like yoga or shamanism) or scientifically based (like progressive relaxation) practices and sources.

>Also, what is the warrior diet?
Just a decent diet by Ori Hofmekler, has lots of positive feedback. You can't ascend to divinity if you eat shitty foods and lie on the couch all day long, as far as I'm concerned.
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>>16984521
Perfect
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bump

I can't be the only one thinking this, surely there must be other like-minded individuals - so let's share information, maybe we'll be able to find something useful together!
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I've became god twice in my life. You might call it psychosis, it was very convincing when happening though.
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1. get the almost instant *** chakra healing videos from youtube. 7 videos, 1 for each chakra, 1 hour long each. listen to them in order from root to crown.
2. vedic philosophy about chanting and mantras is the closest thing to real magic you'll get. certain vibratory frequencies have intense powers. on youtube you'll find binaural/isochronic/solfeggio videos that can cure almost any illness.
3. herbs, supplements, incense, alkalized water and magnet healing. frankincense resin is awesome incense, but it also can help with skin problems.
4. the bible. not word for word accurate, but there is a lot of truth in there. revelations is the most important thing at this time.
5. pleidian photon belt and photon energy. DUB DUB DUB bibliotecapleyades DAWT net/universo/esp_cinturon_fotones_6 DAWT htm
6. 4chan is a terrible place. it's addictive and there are tons of trolls everywhere who try to make you angry, sad or scared. those are low vibrations that keep you centered in ego and selfishness.
7. bare minimum health: radiation detox + 2 chem trail, gmo, metal video. parasite cleanse frequency healing video. organ muscle regeneration treatment video. total healing isochronic tones stress reduction video. cognition enhancer clearer smarter thinking video. iq and creativity increase rain fall video. hemi-synthesis hemispheric synchronization video. genius awakening tone video. advanced nerve and cell regeneration video. the healing code, 2 1 hour videos that heal all your organs. keepvid 480p and keep them with you.
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>>16984497
Way too much thinking. And go vegan, only way.
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>>16984580
Unitethecollective on youtube. Their videos, energy manipulation or something similar. Come from heart
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>>16986226
I like to know what I'm doing.
No way. "We were given canines and bicuspids for a reason... To open packages of potato chips." (c) Congressman Alex Shrub.

>>16986210
>>16986242
Thanks, dudes. I'll give some of these a try. Though I mostly try to stay away from all the modern stuff, unless it comes from acknowledged scientists (like anthropologists, etc.) or specialists who've proven their expertise with their deeds. There's just way too much new age bull**** and crazies out there.
And no relegion either: when I look at the sky and see all those stars and realise that these are countless worlds stretching out there on the scope I cannot even begin to imagine, all these books just look plain stupid. Only practices and an open-world picture, no esoteric stuff telling about a guy living on a cloud, 100 hawras awaiting to fuck me silly after I die or elephants standing on a giant turtle's back.
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