>>17804875
I got one.

>be me, freshman year at uni
>often take long bike rides around campus
>on one of these treks one night
>ride to the city lake (Tempe Town Lake)
>riding around bike path around lake, nothing feels weird
>start to approach the underside of a bridge
>immediately get sense of dread
>get closer to bridge, see a shadow walking around underneath
>get closer, even though its away from the trail
>the shadow stands up, doubles in size, and sprouts wings
>neck like a giraffe
>nope the fuck away fast as i can
>havnt returned to that lake

>Be me
>In middle school
>Home alone after school everyday
>Play around outside until dad arrives
>Black GMC Yukon pulls into driveway
>Run inside
>GMC does this for a 2 weeks straight
>Tell Dad
>Suddenly stops forever
>Truestorybro.jpeg

>>17804905
That was just Dave. He's a little dramatic.

>>17804910
There are lots of chill bums there but only one who is an anamorph.

One time I came very close to touching a girl

>>17804922
Nah, I don't think girls are real.

>>17804961
THEN WHO WAS MOM!?!?