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What if the entire space travel program was actually a hoax?
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What if the entire space travel program was actually a hoax? Yes I am serious, and yes I believe I have some evidence that points to this.

I do believe that mankind has made several honest attempts to leave earth’s atmosphere, however, upon finding they couldn’t (I’ll explain why space travel is impossible), the Nazi organization known as NASA couldn’t let the earth shattering information they discovered in earth’s atmosphere escape because it would challenge what science has taught for 400 years.

FACT: NASA doesn’t hide the fact that the most influential scientist in all of space travel history was a Nazi.

Wehrner von Braun created the V2 rocket. That means the technology for space travel came from the mind of a Nazi.
theory of space travel because somewhere above the earth’s atmosphere is a secret so big the government, the Nazi’s, NASA, and all other groups working behind the scenes will stop at nothing to keep it hidden.

THE TRUTH: The sky is made of glass, and there is an ocean above it.

That’s right. Nobody can just come and go from this planet. There is a VAST ocean above our planet kept in by a massive glass stucture created by God Himself.

The Bible is clear there is water above the firmament ( Genesis 1:6-7, Psalm 148:4)

And in order to support this water, the firmament must be solid. Indeed, Scripture tells us this as well. (Job 37:18)
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What if it is? What are you gonna do about it faggot?
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That doesn’t automatically discredit space travel though.

True, but what does discredit space travel is science, logic, and Scripture.

Firstly, Nazis have an agenda. Why was Wehrner working on developing a rocket anyway? What was the obession with getting to space?

Mankind already tried to reach space in Genesis 11. They tried to build a tower “whose top may reach unto heaven.”

God clearly thwarted this attempt to reach space because God gave man dominion over the earth, not the heavens.

Which is presicely why Lamentations 3:34 refers to humans as “prisoners of the earth.” We are stuck on this planet and couldn’t get out if we tried.

More importantly, Scripture debunks the theory of space travel because somewhere above the earth’s atmosphere is a secret so big the government, the Nazi’s, NASA, and all other groups working behind the scenes will stop at nothing to keep it hidden.


When mankind discovered this, they knew it would confirm the Bible and disprove the helicentric model taught for centuries in public schools, and therefore bring people to faith in Jesus Christ.

The principalites and powers couldn’t have that.

So they raised up the Nazis to bring about this space travel hoax and deceive billions into believing our sky is only gas and has no ocean, thereby trying to discredit Scripture and puff up man in their wisdom.

Who are you going to believe? The Bible which teaches there is water above the sky? Or Nazis?
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>>17722266
Believing either is irresponsible and ignorant.
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>>17722266
>bible or nazis!
>relying on others to think for you
no wonder there are so many flat earthers
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>>17722254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-04/23/jpl-jack-parsons
youre forgetting this studly mutha fukka
cannot be done without stages
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>>17722266
this is pretty retarded dude
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Can >>17722301
this picture really be real???
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>>17722254
>>17722266
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Elon Musk with his SpaceX’ Dragon re-entry capsule – that does not work. The Dragon is according Elon equipped with, apart from a PICAX heat shield at the bottom, hidden rocket engines that slow down the capsule at re-entry. The fuel tanks are also hidden. At low speeds parachutes are deployed. They are hidden in the top of the capsule. The capsule is 100% computer controlled so people inside do not have to do anything but watch. Brain washed Americans apparently believe the nonsense and pay Elon billions to keep the illusion going. Elon invests the money to make electric cars.
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real?
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real???
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>>17722309
what are you talking about? That picture looks fake as fuck, what's that got to do with anything? Where did you get it?
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>>17722266
nazi = untrue

lol how brainwashed by the jewish media you have to be to disacredit all the tech and science made by the nazis?

Who has contributed more to the knowledge of the natural world? Nazis or the bible?

>Nazis>Bible

>Andb4 you say the bible teach us precise facts about the natural world. A belief that is groundless to the very core can't teach us anything about the molecular world. Read something less political senpai.
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That picture looks fake as fuck

exactly my point anon
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>>17722431
I'm still waiting for your point anon...
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>>17722254
>muh Nazis

Actually Werner von Braun credited Robert Goddard with inventing the technology that made the V2 rocket possible. That's why they call it the Goddard Space Flight Center and not the Von Braun Space Flight Center.

Goddard was an American scientist. He was largely ignored by fellow Americans. The New York Times used to laugh at him, claiming rockets wouldn't work in space. They said it violated Newton's laws, because there wasn't any firmament in space for rocket gases to push against. Maybe they believed in a magic glass dome too.
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>>17722447
I can scribble you a pic in paint and write NASA in the corner but it doesn't mean NASA is actually trying to deceive you. Unless you got it directly from NASA and they are claiming it is a genuine photo but that's not the case is it?
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>>17722321
>>17722360
Yes, those two are real.
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>>17722309
But this one wasn't real.
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>>17722447
The point is that just because some pictures from space are not real, it does not mean that all pictures from space are not real.

This is rather basic logic.

And if you look at when NASA publishes any picture, they will tell you if something is a single photograph, composite photograph, artistic interpretation, false color image, etc. So there's never any deception.
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>>17722431
you're fishing for replies is your only point
>>17722360
is taken from a Telegraph post, >>17722309 is a setpiece overlayed with what seems to be a real picture of the Earth taken from space, and >>17722321 is a real picture with a fake caption added on for meme purposes, the astronaut is Buzz and you can see Neil in his visor.

>>17722431
not seeing the point on this one, either, the one on the right was doctored to look more like Earth
not only this, but the only attempts to "disprove" it have been a B&A of a mosaic where the robot finished fucking up the landscape and this photo, where it was still un-tampered
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>>17722254
> OP smoked some bad weed
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I don't think that's true. NASA definitely does not qualify every altered photo. Total disinfo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vGRfVR7RF8

Relevant.
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>>17722500
For example?
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>>17722516
here is one good one
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>>17722266
>Claims sicence logic and the bible can discredit space travel
>Speaks entirely of the bible and nazis
>expects to be taken seriously

Go back to church and suck a nazipriests cock faggot.
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>>17722261
God I love this place.
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>>17722546
You seem mad brizzo
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>>17722266
So a pedophile and a nazi rocket scientist walk into a bar.
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>>17722560
What a cute little grill.
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>>17722254
when i was on a airplane on my way to cuba, the pilot passed by florida, which let all passengers see a rocket ship flying to space.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw
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>>17722254
My eyes have been opened to the TRUTH!
REPENT REPENT REPENT!
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>>17722254
>on the internet
>being this insane

Who let you out of the ward?
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>>17722266
>. Why was Wehrner working on developing a rocket anyway?
to get the eternal anglo into eternal struggle, by bombing their cities from very far away

end of story
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Here's a little problem with your theory, OP.

I used to watch the launches at Cape Canaveral in person.

I saw those rockets go up beyond even what my binoculars could see.

If you go to the John C Stennis Space Center, you'll see a fuselage my grandfather helped put into space.

As for the rest with your silly bible verses, water and thermal physics just don't work that way.

If there was a level of glass with water, do you know what you would see? A very ripply moon. But the moon doesn't ripple.

Also, if the earth was encased in this glass sphere with water on top, how could it vent? The heat generated would rise, causing the glass to fog, condensate, weaken and break. Before that happened, the water on top of the glass would boil away.

Such immense weight, weakened by heat, would pull itself down.

Therefore there cannot be any glass ceiling on the sky.
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Von Braun wasn't exactly a nazi...my grandpa wasn't a nazi but the time era let you no choice...so von braun was working for Nazis but he was a brilliant mind for his time
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>>17722781
he allowed slave labor camps assemble his V2 rockets
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VB was a genious, yes. But his only accomplishment was sending things from point A to point B ona fixed trajectory-
Without Parsons and his team at JPL, as well as countless others behind the scenes perfecting the fuel stage configuration-the space program would never have gotten off the ground-
fun fact: the rocket boosters that took our boys into space and to the moon, are designed in a pentagram configuration
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>>17722254
>The Bible is clear
O rly? The book that contradicts itself is credible?
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>>17722772
fuck your facts and reason - it says so in the bible.
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>>17722261
Topest of the keks
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Kek this shitz out
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>>17723668
Your retarded
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>>17722266
False dilemma. Also checked
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>>17723741
>your retarded
you're
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>>17722808
He was against that really. Mostly due bad quality of course...
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>>17723642
>pentagram
u wot m8
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>>17722254
I am now committing my life to building a space rocket and proving you wrong. I'm shaking because you think you or your space glass ocean can stop me has made me that mad. When I give my press conference from space , I'm going to call you out. You'll know I'm talking about you when I say "this goes out to that pencil neck pee shy beta that tried telling me I can't go to space". You might think I'm trolling but nothing has ever made me as mad as your post.
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>>17723840

Mfw this son uv abich crashes into the glass and floods us all -> :o
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how'd we get the russian soyuz and sputnik on board with this?

what about the Indian and Chinese space programs? they're not too big on the bible there, so how'd we 1. convince them to stop trying to send stuff into space, and 2. falsify everything?
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>>17723840
Good for you man!

Skies the limit...well...that is until you collide with the glass dome
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>>17723703
lmao y she look like a klingon
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>>17722254
Obviously space travel is fake
The earth is flat therefore orbit is impossible
Mars rover imagery is taken in the mojave desert, the imagery of earth from orbit is either doctored or the original ones are flight from high up with a darkened room and a small circular shaped window in which the camera is pushed against. That is why footage lacked any stars.
Moon landing was down in a jewwood set
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I believe the King himself and he has graced us wth his knowledge.
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>>17723823
MEIN FUHRER I CAN WALK
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Ooh boy its this thread again
>space isn't real
>genesis is 100% literal
>operation paperclip was a nazi conspiracy
>black projects
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>>17727429
my nigga...
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>>17727453
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Okay then, explain meteorites.
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>>17723830
http://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/aerospace-engineering/rocketry/hybrid-rocket-overview-part-2/

i didnt do it
nb4 its not rocket science
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>>17728216
Shit is real.

It's hard for me to function in every day life knowing what an evil Shit hole Earth is
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>>17722254
Child, you are full of shit beyond your years.
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>>17728216
Not a single man has ever been launched on a hybrid rocket motor.

but yeah Parsons was a bit out there.
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>no space
>no satellite
explain how my gps is working
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>>17729769
We can get up to the top of the firmament silly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LNT3CucL6c

SQUIRREL ON MARS?
Nasa guy: Mars looks like it could be the Mojave Desert (which is in Nevada).

Then there is a pic from "mars" with a clear Mojave Ground Squirrel in it which the cleaners probably missed because its laying down and looks like a rock.
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>>17722772
>I saw those rockets go up beyond even what my binoculars could see.

No you didn't.

all the launches level off and fall into the ocean.
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>>17723680
He didn't state and facts or reason. He just asked pointed questions. Whether anyone answers or doesn't answer him, that doesn't mean there are no answers. This is peek-a-boo level reasoning. "I can't see the answer or reason so, duh, there is no answer or reason." This is how globe earthers think.
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NASA and space are real.

So are aliens.

The truth is that every person we send goes with an offering. The ships are rigged to blow if they learn too much.
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>>17722254
Werhner von Braun was a brilliant engineer, what does his political views being national socialist, just like pretty much everyone of his contemporary germans, have ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING?

Fucking /x/, fucking religious american nuts
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>>17722301
It's not just pretty retarded, it's full-on retarded.
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>>17722772
Don't try to argue with a retard, you just can't win.
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>>17725412
No man, OP clearly thinks that only murica exists nowadays.
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>>17722261
you won today
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>>17729935
More info please?
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Why are so many of you useless eaters and breathers so butt hurt.

You know nothing...you've never been to space so stop pontificating like you are Einstein

Lucifer is smarter than you
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>>17729984

The info already exists. They used to live with us as pagan gods. They fled during the crusades until they became powerful enough to comit a mass human genocide. Now we keep them calm with gifts in exchange for knowledge.

All of our science really comes from them.
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>>17727453
>no ü
you disappoint
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>>17723840
good luck sheep!
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>>17729995
What gifts do they require?

Gold Humans something else?
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And I thought my grandmother was an deluded christian.
Bless america and it's raging christians.
As my history prof once said: in a far away future someone will dig out The Lord of the Rings and believe that to have happened too.
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>>17730010
I am but a mere burger with a mere burger keyboard and I didn't feel like taking the extra effort to get a ü
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https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs

Pls stop being so autistic and educate yourself thx
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>>17722254
What if the government has a shell of an agency that funnels money to other projects?
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>>17730020
your proffessor is a cunt
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>>17730110
this
most professors are liberal faggots destroying our nation
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>>17730017

Classified Top Secret No Foreign.
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Why is everyone talking like being a Nazi was bad.

>be German
>live in Germany
>1933
>Germany is Nazi controlled
>be Nazi now
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After looking into this for a bit i realized this theory has some sort of answer for every question i can think of and you assume NASA/science is lying/wrong.
Explain to me why you think bible and the god is right coudent be possible that bible is just a hoax a propaganda of some sort and god is lying to us while the NASA is actually speaking the truth...
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How is such blatant garbage getting so many responses.
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iss-hdev-payload
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>>17722254
>>17730171
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/87285940
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>>17730171
>>17730175
not agreeing with op but by his logic this streams are just propaganda for you to believe we can travel into space
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What if the entire time travel program was actually a hoax? Yes I am serious, and yes I believe I have some evidence that points to this.

I do believe that mankind has made several honest attempts to leave our timeline, however, upon finding they couldn’t (I’ll explain why space travel is impossible), the NWO organization known as Time masters couldn’t let the earth shattering information they discovered in the vanishing point escape because it would challenge what science has taught for 4000 years.

FACT: Time masterz doesn’t hide the fact that the most influential scientist in all of space travel history was a metahuman

The reverse flash created the particle accelerator. That means the technology for space travel came from the mind of a metahuman
theory of space travel because somewhere between the universes is a secret so big the government, the Illuminati, Time masters, and all other groups working behind the scenes will stop at nothing to keep it hidden.

THE TRUTH: The universe is made of spaghetti, and there is an tamato sauce above it.

That’s right. Nobody can just come and go from this time. There is a VAST yummy tomato sauce above our universe kept in by a massive strands of spaghetti created by Allah Himself.

The quran is clear there is sauce above the firmament ( crazy 1:6-7, Pizza 148:4)

And in order to support this sauce, the firmament must be tasty. Indeed, Scripture tells us this as well.What? (Austin 3:16)
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>>17722254
Go look at Felix Baumgartens stratosphere jump. Hes basically in space and he can see the earth curve and hes past the "glass celling" and the "ocean" you mention since everything is pitch black behind him.
Fuck you and flat earth retards. That guys jump proves both theories are bullshit.
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>>17730233
Heres the vid in case youre too stupid to find it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7f-K-XnHi9I
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>>17730221
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>>17722254
>>17722266
How come I can watch stars from my garden, faggot?
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Where did your brain went, that would be a real /x/ thread. You're so laughable dude.
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>>17729840
why the fuck would there be a forest animal in the middle of a desert?
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>this fucking thread
Relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Based Buzz.
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>>17728216
>Church of Thelma
>Oriena Templus Orientus
>THELMA
Christfags should do their research before forging documents.
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>>17729840
http://humansarefree.com/2015/12/where-on-earth-are-nasas-rovers-sending.html
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>>17730269
It's a mojave ground squirrel. They live in the mojave desert. Why is an stupid quistion.
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op is a faggot
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OP you're a fucking retard

>Nazis in NASA are hiding the truth of space from the public

Okay then, what about
>ESA
>JAXA
>Roscosmos
>ULA
>amateur rocket scientists
>people who strap go-pros onto high altitude balloons that reach 60 miles above the Earth (space)
>you can see the fucking ISS as a bright point of light at night and in even more detail with a telescope
Etc.

4/10, made me reply.
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>>17730318
I don't get your post, churches are real they have big buildings and shit.

Some times they release official documents, to report things.

Parsons was the real deal, either you like it or not, a true rocket scientist satanist.

My personal opinion

The space is real, don't trust NASA or any space agency they are always researching something under the table.

The earth is roundish, flat earthners can't do math (debunk this theory bitches)

Don't know about hollow earth that shit is weird.
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>>17730301
but the moon landing was fake
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>>17730521
"flat earthers can't do math" well the sun is pretty damn close to earth and only about 32 miles in diameter, that would produce the same results as experiments used to prove the earth is round
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>>17722254
>this thread and a flat earth thread are both on the front page with hundreds of replies each
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>>17722254
why keep it a secret?
what do the people in power gain from keeping this knowledge for themselves?
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>>17730612
If you're talking about Erastothenes measuring the circumference of the earth, no it wouldn't.

Again with the bad math.
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>>17722254
>The Bible is clear there is water above the firmament ( Genesis 1:6-7, Psalm 148:4)
>And in order to support this water, the firmament must be solid. Indeed, Scripture tells us this as well. (Job 37:18)
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>>17722254
>guys what if its not an ocean but killer robots... from the future!?!?
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>>17722254
Its not a hoax but at this point its a convenient cover for the real space program.
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I'm pretty sure OPs post are satire, but the longer I spend on this site the less I can tell.
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