IOWA CAUCUS FEB. 1ST
Previous Thread >>913473
WebM for Retards
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
>>924374
>>924440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
33:39
Sanders has a pretty good voice, honestly, but he's still a massive commie faggot.
>>924472
kek
>>924374
>IOWA CAUCUS FEB. 1ST
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/iowa/caucus-finder/
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZ3V9ZpXEAA1dxv.jpg
>>924475
He is endorsed by European communists, including the communist party that ruled East Germany. After running a dictatorship and locking people in their failed pseudo country with a wall, they now tell Americans how to vote and to have open borders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bernie_Sanders_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2016#International_politicians
Tyrone officially endorsed Trump.
>>924892
mika is swooning so hard over trump
>>924374
>>924892
If there is something above alpha, Trump is that.
Keep drinking the piss water Fagets. Trump is nothing more then a tool being used by shillary.
>>925382
Kek, a real captain also sails the red sea.
Just need a place to dump this if it isn't already here.
Sanders is a fucking commie and the others are just meh, cruz is alright. Fuck Hillary and her ban on guns.Trump? yeah i vote for him.
>>925389
Fucking love this one
So, my gf likes trump and is going to vote for him, Can someone explain to me plz
1. Why trump hated so much? well at least according to the media and
2. Why do people love him?
I really want to side with my gf but I need this explanation
>>925816
>Why trump hated so much?
Because the media takes him out of context, ignores anything reasonable he says, and sometimes flat out lies about him. Look at what happened yesterday with the liberal media saying "None of the money from his fundraiser goes to veterans, it actually just goes to him." It's fucking disgusting how many people actually believe this.
People love him because he doesn't take money, he's not owned by anyone, and he's a nationalist who doesn't care about partisan politics.
He's socially liberal, but he's not going to talk about it until he wins the nomination. He's fine with gay marriage, fine with abortion, even supports universal healthcare. He's just been labeled by the media as ultra-right wing because he wants to end illegal immigration and not allow immigration from war-torn/unstable regions ('Ban all muslims').
>>925840
thx i really appreciate it, now i understand
>>925816
It's mostly a personality cult. He tells it like it is, and he's not afraid of the consequences.
His most controversial ideas should be taken with a grain of salt. They are likely just there to convince the Republican base to vote for him, because congress would never put them into law.
>>925887
>>925064
Now this is the only endorsement that matters.
The Don singing a little tune
>>924374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRFd-7t8p-4
>>924446
fucking alpha as fuck
>>924440
Sanders killed these responses.
>>924717
He's only slightly left of center in reality. It's just that everyone in USA politics has moved so far right, mainly as a result of the neoliberal project for the past couple decades and the rightward shift of the Democratic party by the Clintons.
http://www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2016
>>924401
>Bernie promotional video
>Video full of white trash
>>927235
That's a great way to go out as an hero.
>>927846
That's iowa for you
Oh America, please vote this chap in. It'll make watching the news so much more interesting when he fucks something new up each week.
>>927235
>those shaky cams
such a pussy
>>927857
The possibilities.
>>925888
God DAMN I love it so much that there's actually real New Yorker who hasn't had his balls clipped in this race
Donald J. Trump - A Message for Iowa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4TaI3y-ZIY
Includes an explanation by his daughter how to caucus. Did you know? If you aren't registered yet, you can still do it and vote.
Turnout is very important. In 2012 it was initially reported that Romney won by 8 votes, and two weeks later it was revealed that Santorum actually beat Romney by 34 votes.
Don't let your country down. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and your chance to make history.
>>928732
Wow what a bunch of insufferable cunts. Especially the guy that says Trump is evil is sick. If you think in such terms about your political opponents you are not mentally stable.
>>928732
What a fucking bunch of autists. Thankfully half of them probably can't even vote.
>>928817
They can in commiefornia.
I can too, and I'm a Guatemalan who's never been in the US
>>928732
>takes forever to think of an acronym that describes Bernie Sanders
>has to literally be told what to say
>doesn't think twice about calling trump horrible
Oh I am lauffin.
>>929111
Does she have terminal autism or something?
>>924401
>>924472
>social democrats
>communist
>>924717
>implying that party hasn't changed significantly over the past quarter-century
>>929131
>social democrats
Theres that meme again
there is no freedom
>>928732
my sides at :37
>>929137
You are a fucking retard if you don't know the difference between social democracy and communism.
>>929248
All rooted from the same ideology.
*sniff*
>>929261
why did you put "*sniff*"
>>929269
>>929269
*sniff*
>>928732
I thought autism was meant to have intellectual benefits?
>>924374
love this fucking guy
>>924506
10/10
12 candidates are left.
Who will be fired this week?
>>929362
I remember hearing her during that rally. She's too precious.
>>925365
this
>>924446
reeeekt
>>924506
>>929508
sauce senpai
Sick beats
>>924440
>Hurr durr trump lies why would a politician lie, he should tell the truth.
is admiral sanders new to this planet?
>>929508
>>924506
A E S T H E T I C
but seriously, as a mexican management student i hope trump wins, it will bring the dollar lower than the yeng and in the long run the economy will be better because it wont be run by a bunch of retarded burgers
i say, build the wall, we need those cheap guatemlatecans and argeniggers here in mexico
>>929713
>nor coronel sanders
son, i´m disappoint
>>929697
Whats going on here? Is this shitskin trying to rape white wimmin?
>>927235
i have never understood what this is supposed to accomplish other than getting this shit-dick some camera time. absolutely fucking retarded. do they think he is going to hear them and say 'oh man he called me a racist, time to back out of the race'
>>929719
fellow mexican here, godspeed
I love all the candidates
Expect Cruz, fuck him
>>925382
A real knight has blood on his sword.
>>927235
>suicide.webm
Can someone post the Trump webm where he disses Rosie and then the Skrillex music starts playing and it ends with the blonde interviewer and a triggered logo
>>930057
:(
>>930057
Right in the feel.
>>924440
Damn he even threw in a professor joke at the end...
>>930057
Oh fuck... All the time I have been supporting Trump, I had no idea! Sorry Jeb :3 :/
>>929137
>everything is a “meme” or “autism”
>implying social democracy isn't the left wing of the bourgeoisie
>>930392
>implying dead-end petit-bourgeois reformism = socialism
>>930686
>Split delegates in Iowa
I swear that if Iowa wasn't the first one to vote people wouldn't give a single fuck about it.
The polls were a lie.
>>928229
Holy fuck
>>925064
yessss
>>930770
that is so true its hard to explain :D
>>930770
What's the song?
Can someone please post the webm where Trump interrupts Jeb Bush and the airhorn starts going off
>>930770
Someone asked for the source on the melody at the end some threads ago. I remember it being composed by a russian I think.
Anyone got it?
>>924374
What's that WebM of trump conceding to Hillary?
>>931586
it's Dvorak's 9th Symphony "From the New World"
>>931606
Thanks anon.
Anyone have the attack on titan Trump webm?
Here's Trump on the term "white trash".
I just made this WebM.
>>930686
'i might buy a farm' lmfao
>>932728
THE GOD EMPEROR
>>932728
>and at that moment Derrek knew he fucked up
>>931703
Woot, thats at ASU. Literally within 100 feet of that other WEBM where Brother Dave(?) yells 'ITS CALLED FREE SPEECH YOU COMMUNIST FAGGOT'.
>>932728
>projecting
>>925302
>Obama
LOST
>>927830
What is this from?
Trump is told that Americans are lazy and that the US would be nowhere without illegals that are superior to US citizens who are too greedy and want too much money for doing a job.
Trump tries to be politically correct.
The King of New York!
Trump says that sex is the best thing in the world and that you should have sex.
It confused me because usually he would say something like "Trump sex is the best and most beautiful sex in the world - Trump sex!"
>>927235
i love this thread
>>934690
>americans sjw supporting illegal immigration
ITS FUCKING ILLEGAL
>>932728
love, love, love Trump for this
Very Presidential remarks by Trump about Marco Rubio, who sweats a lot because he feels uneasy for some reason. He recently impressed Trump by finishing with 10% more than expected - and he had Microsoft pay for it!
>>927857
That's why I DON'T want him. Did we not learn from Regan that TV personalities do not belong in the White House.
>>934919
no we didnt learn that. reagan was a fantastic president and did more than many "more qualified" politicians. if anything, reagan shows why we need people who arent politicians by birth.
>>934923
The faggot that removed the solar panels off the White House was a fantastic president? You know Americans were terrified by his Star Wars plan right?
>>934923
>reagan was a fantastic president
I know you millennials are having your counter culture moment and fighting back against the rampant PC crap that flies right now. Really I get that, but there was plenty wrong with Reagan to not want a repeat of that nonsense and those old enough to remember his presidency would kindly ask you not jump blindly at the first idiot who promises a way out of the current predicament.
>>925297
>Meshing Trump with some weeaboo shit
You're not part of the group, and you never will be.
>>925816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUozYwjLxrE
Milo explains it pretty well. He has support among minorities but it seems misreported.
>>927235
LOL!
>>928415
The title is innacurate. Bill is opposing cucks in the webm.
>>934690
They also are perfectly okay with delegating the illegal immigrants to "jobs nobody else wants to do"
So they're okay with them being the Barakumin of American society.
>>931385
Dvorak's 9th
>>934974
>So they're okay with them being the Barakumin of American society.
>Barakumin
>Barak
>Barack
Illuminati confirmed.
Trump tries to brainwash innocent young Americans by showing them a fascist pro-Hitler propaganda Anime full of fear and hate to masturbate to.
There is also a black woman smiling at a Nazi yelling "hail".
Contradiction is truth, that explains a lot.
(If you don't understand it, google "trump wilson anime".)
>>925389
Is this on youtube? Where can I find it?
>>930057
:'(
>>925758
it's unlisted. here you go senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M
A chicken suit!
>>935829
>Firing the cutest one
cmon trump
>>935172
>dub
>>932728
>implying that guy is white
Trump explains how to inspire people and make them respect you.
Includes a NY top lawyer who is visibly intimidated.
somebody make a webm of him speaking of china/environmental protection from 33m0s -> 33m32s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0yx4I0ZjkM&t=33m
>THEY'RE RIPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THE SEA
>>929508
Does anybody have sauce for the music?
>>935829
She knew she was fucked when he said he wore a chicken suit
Footage of Trump's rally in Florence, SC.
>>936310
She was, in general, a bitch, which is why I did include the moment she was fired. (I cut the video to include it.)
She had a very good education from the same business school Trump went to, and spent her whole time with saying that everyone else is an idiot and bragging about her education and her career. She did not understand what the show was about and what kind of people Trump wanted.
She also did a lot of other crap, like not wanting no lead her team (despite she's so smart) and then evading her duties.
It's from season 4 which had a lot of nasty people.
>>936077
I tried to include the context, so I had it start a little earlier.
>>936077
>'We're gonna fix it'
>Doesn't present any idea on how to do it
convincing
>>924374
/pol/ seems to be leaking
>>924374
>https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
for converting pre made videos to webm and nothing more
useless
also fuck you
>>936422
>for converting pre made videos to webm and nothing more
What other videos would you have?
>>936408
plans change a lot during their drafting process, negotiation, legal legislation, etc. it's pointless to go into extreme detail as is tradition with candidates who run for office.
also, as a successful businessman and head of a company, Trump understands that he is not an expert of every subject/field, and instead chooses to delegate those he deems experts to take on issues he cannot resolve himself. that is exactly how he will handle policies, rather than assign them to political buttbuddies / donors like what happens in washington right now.
>>930057
Poor little kid, supporting Republicans just because his parents do. I remember when I did that.
>>928415
I don't want a happy medium. I want them out of my country
>>930770
who the fuck pronounces it koh-in-si-duh-ns
>>934690
>>934974
who the hell are they to decide what jobs "americans don't want to do"
I fucking hate this argument. I would gladly work an outdoor job picking vegetables than work in a sweaty fast good kitchen. The free market decides what people want to work in. With illegals it's so skewed you can't just look at the data and say "yea americans hate doing X"
>>925291
>warmaster Trumpskull gets da orkboyz riled up
>>936647
Poor little kid, supporting Democrats just because his parents don't. I remember when I did that.
>>936420
>any idea I don't like is /pol/
>>938089
What does Trump say to Carson at 1:30?
>>934409
Tomo news
>>938226
It sounds like "it's all about Jeb".
>>938089
Why'd they do that?
>>938111
MADMAN
>>938089
>>938083
Needs the leadup
>>935950
nice one :^)
>>938277
As you can see, Carson was introduced first, but didn't go out to the stage. I don't know why.
Trump was the next one and he saw Carson standing there and thought he was supposed to wait. It was also very noisy, and maybe they couldn't hear anything.
A different explanation is that they wanted to discuss something without the others listening to them, but I don't think that makes sense.
>>938407
Jeb gets his information from Cruz's ads.
>>938469
One of his daughters married a Jew. He also has a rifle and a Playboy cover in his office, so that's maybe a top secret Illuminati message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAKYvvM6IpE
>>938149
>How does he fuck up that badly? At least say it differently. Or go 'As I have said..'.
Everything he says is scripted. He is a total puppet; he also wants to give "law-abiding" illegal (!) immigrants US citizenship (= 10+ million new Democrat voters), and wants to bring millions of immigrants to teh US despite almost 100 million Americans are out of the workforce. (It's in one of his bills, he also wants 1 million Muslims.) And , of course, he's a neocon warmonger like McCain. Total puppet.
>>938101
This weasel who stole votes in Iowa lied about his loans from Goldman Sachs and Citi, the same megabanks that fund Hillary's campaign. His wife works at Goldman Sachs and was promoted to Managing Director nine days after he was elected as a Senator. She also worked in the Bush White House (didn't Cruz work for Bush, too?), and authored a paper at the Council on Foreign Relations (globalist group) saying that the US, Canada and Mexico should be merged into a single entity. The paper is still online at: http://www.cfr.org/canada/building-north-american-community/p8102
>HEIDI S. CRUZ is an energy investment banker with Merrill Lynch in Houston, Texas. She served in the Bush White House under Dr. Condoleezza Rice as the Economic Director for the Western Hemisphere at the National Security Council, as the Director of the Latin America Office at the U.S. Treasury Department, and as Special Assistant to Ambassador Robert B. Zoellick, U.S. Trade Representative. Prior to government service, Ms. Cruz was an investment banker with J.P. Morgan in New York City.
But he says he is an anti-establishment outsider and a rebel who wants to fight corruption. He also stole virtually all of Trump's policy proposals.
>>925389
What day was this so i can search for full version, I think I missed this one.
>>938102
somebody superimpose all 4 clips on top of each other
>>938277
They were aware that Carson was standing there (they probably saw the TV pictures too), but Trump was the only one who did not want to let Carson down:
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/02/07/the-classiest-debate-moment-that-no-one-noticed-never-leave-a-good-man-down/
>The applause was loud and lingered through the time when Martha Raddatz called the second candidate Ben Carson. Dr. Carson did not hear his name called (easy to understand why when you listen to the video) and stood in the entry-way. The moderators, with their backs to the candidates, didn’t notice his absence and called the third name on the list, Ted Cruz.
>Ted walked past Dr. Carson and onto the stage. Carson remained in the awkward, and embarrassing position, ‘no-mans-land’, on-camera but out of sight of the live audience.
>The fourth name called was Donald Trump, but by then the back-stage crew and candidates were aware of Dr. Carsons’ position. Trump slowly approached, and then realized the embarrassing position of a fellow candidate hanging in the wind. Trump showed his leadership by standing right next to his friend, and not walking onto the stage.
>It would have been very easy for Trump to walk by Ben, just like all the other candidates did. But instead he chose to wait, and remove the embarrassment factor by infinite magnitudes.
>Then, like a boss, when Dr. Carson was called to the stage, Trump waited and allowed Ben to get the audience response and appreciation. It takes a lot of courage to make split second decisions like this, and it shows a remarkable insight into the man’s character.
>>938292
He actually wants to force them to listen to Kasich for hours.
>>934930
>those old enough to remember
soviet propaganda
Trump talks about hair. And women.
Trump shows a fat and scary man to his daughter.
Trump deals with a Russian.
This is a bit out of context.
The "realDonaldTrump": A humble philosopher.
>>939969
Welcome to Orwell's 2 minutes of hate.
Who would ever say something so nasty and dumb?
>>939973
Same pictures, different audio because I think this one is better for pleasuring yourself - I can't help the fact that I was born fucked up!
(My favorites are the gym rat and the gay husband.)
PS: Could he be the final boss of the internet?
Don't lose your way.
>>939961
is it bad that I want to fuck Ivanka?
>those Slavic features
>that godly voice
I just can't contain my boner when she speaks
>>940870
you'd probably be gay if you didn't want to fuck ivanka
>>939539
>muh soveee-its!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing for Magaret Thatcher too right? Nobody could possibly dislike them as politicians without someone pouring borscht and vodka in their ear right?
>>940644
lolled hard
>>934947
the way he looks at her makes me uncomfortable
>>935853
>If I give her a job maybe she'll like me :>
This is why you'll never be Trump.
>>938111
That look on his wife's face, she knows.
>>934947
>Milo
Excuse me while I attempt to contain my laughter.
>>939969
Based
>>934938
>>938089
>they literally forgot kasich
jajajajahahahahaaxaxaxaxa
Worse than waterboarding: Unlike failed President, Barack Hussein Obama, President Trump will THINK BIG and build the Death Star! And Mexico will pay for it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9797588/The-Force-will-be-with-us-Death-Star-plans-rejected-by-White-House.html
>>942598
But but but
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/20/john-kasich-i-am-the-prince-of-light-and-hope/
>>943256
>you will never make Trump crack up
sadfrog.png
>>942681
holy shit this is amazing
>>936948
>If I could
Enjoy your ban kiddo
>>943354
There are other countries on this earth you know.
>>928229
The candidate for people who dismiss others based on a word. Such as commie, for Sanders.
>>927235
>No , NO NO NO
>>943256
Where is original clip?
>>943736
what did she say at first? something something represents hatred
>>943752
This blood, I believe
Encoding it was a bit of a pain, so I hope it runs without issues.
>>943736
Dude Milo is one right righteous faggot.
>>924506
Seriously, I can't remember the name of that fucking song. :-/
>>943895
amazing work! very good job.
>>930626
we are coming, buckos
could somebody webm this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2b8VkskVqg
>>943895
Great work, very high energy!
Trump rally in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
It's so corny and flamboyant, it's like a Cruz speech without the overlength and the lies.
And Canada is in the video!
This is a fix for the video of the same name posted before; there was a single frame (roughly at 01:04) that wasn't supposed to be there and that my video editor failed to display.
I also tried to improve the quality within the very small limit of what was possible. (Some of the videos I used are low quality anyway.)
So if anyone saved the video, please replace it with the new version.
NEW CAMPAIGN AD
>>925359
Gamma male?
somebody post the webm where miza brzenkzi was on TV and trump called saying she "loved last night"
>>929697
The level of pedo in this video is palpable.
Tampa, Florida
Deadline to register as a Republican in Florida is February 16th. (Required if you want to vote in the primary.)
Trump talks about Hillary's mails, says Sanders is a Communist.
