Post birbs
>>915058
How the hell can you teach a bird that
>>915058
thats a happy bird
>>915102
singing birds experience and enjoy music the same way humans do
Burrr
>>915058
What song is that,i forgot the name
>>915487
totoro
>>915484
Cold birb
>>915134
What the fuck are you even talking about
>>915043
>>915049
What a fucking legend
>>915627
The absolute madbird
>>915043
I am okay with this bird singing techno de chocobo.
>>915623
KEK
>>915058
My dog died today :(
>>915221
What a pair of distinguished gentlemen.
>>915043
I've been looking for sauce of this since forever.
Please someone give me. Searching chocobo parrot get me some other non-related shit.
>>915475
[citation needed]
BANTI
>>916360
I read an article on it once but can't find it on google, because nowadays it is littered with social media shit and clickbait.
Bascically there are animals that communicate via sounds that vary in frequency, rythm and loudness. These aspects are also present in music which makes it possible for them to "understand" that music is not just a series of noises but an organized system. How exactly they interpret what they hear is impossible to say, but they can discern noises and music.
>>915883
This is how I generate my passwords.
>>915625
cockatoos are fucking insane
>>915902
good. now get a bird
>>915043
what a cutie
>>915048
is he imitating sex or is that just the noise he makes
>>915058
glorious
>>916544
its fake
>>916604
rotate your owl for science!
>>915221
saved so hard
>>915883
best file name in the thread
>>917313
you sound like a fun guy
>>917325
For you.
>>917313
There is not a bird on the planet that looks cool when it walks.
>>915058
>tfw no musical birb bro
>>915043
fuck i wish i had a bird that whistled a jaunty tune, it'd be like I was living in a Disney movie.
>>915043
Fuck, this makes me miss my cockatiel.
>RIP Buzz Buzz.
>>915951
lol holy shit what the fuck is up with this bird
>>915058
Happiness!
>>915537
It walks like I imagine a fucking tyrannosaur would
>>915630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uM7sdWS0i4
>>917627
me in the bin
>>915938
This is the bird. Different video though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUha2G_yFw
>>915221
these things are taking over hawaii
>>917627
If that turtle landed on the tiles it would be dead.
>>917634
> Typical Cockatoo behavior.
Those fuckers are crazy, man.
>>917313
Although I do acknowledge that it is supremely brave of you to mock le murica, I would just like to point out that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_birds
all of these are subject to the same criticism you give.
>>915902
I always see this in reference to this song. What does that mean?
>>917313
>Looks like a fat lazy turkey when not.
Franklin actually pushed for the turkey to be the national bird, you know.
>>918586
Battle mode: engage
>>918828
I will always love this.
>>918690
It's from My Neighbor Totoro, a Ghibli movie. Never saw it but it's a reference to that.
>>918828
In case anyone's wondering, they do this to simulate the sound of rain on the soil to make the worms come out. Shit's genius.
>>918796
It should have bee. They're majestic as fuck
>>918896
not eric, not best bird, eric is a legend!
>>918825
I read this in the Crysis 2 suit voice.
>>918671
Are they like that in the wild, too?
>>917313
must be a hard feeling failing the elementary school
>>916604
but honestly look at the mouth of the scientist. Its like they picked up a retard from the streets
>>915957
>pet him
>no he has big ass beak
>FUCK YOU
I think Bord is a pretty cool guy. Eh bants with Mexicans and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>915046
That's a $10,000 bird
>>915625
Now imagine that every night at EXACTLY 2:00AM
Niki isn't allowed to have cups anymore. Still love that goddamn bird.
>>918897
I've always known they do this, but I'm assuming only on damp ground right?
>>915049
Erik is the Sterling Archer of birds.
>>918586
Damn that's fucking cool.
>>915951
The absolute madman
>>917545
Sweet titty twerking turkeys
>>915951
How I imagine the wealthiest of the wealthiest laugh.
>>915957
Does anyone else find it low-grade creepy the way ravens and crows sound when they mimic humans?
>>915883
Filename got me
>>915043
my heart, goddamn
why do I have such a soft spot for birds
they're just so innocent and sweet
>>919735
a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>915883
I didn't know you could tame finches like that.
>>919475
>
I think Bord is a pretty cool guy. Eh bants with Mexicans and doesnt afraid of anything.
i think you need to return to r/birds you meme loving fuck
>>919623
Why do I see this as being captioned "I twerk for Jesus"?
>>915951
WHAT AN EXCELLENT DAY FOR AN EXORCISM
can someone post the bird thats singing 'happy and you know it' with the plate on its head?
>>919623
Am I the only person reminded of this?
>>920292
Easy, just hand rear them.
Well, maybe not so easy.
But still, they'll bond to you like you're their parents. Follow you everywhere.
Hardest part I've found is when they open their eyes, and realize they're not being fed by a finch, but by a giant monster with a syringe.
They're usually fine once they get a bit hungry and want some food though.
Done it a few times, whenever a qt gets kicked out of their parents nest.
>>919640
brilliant
>>918075
well they are descendants
>>920394
>Am I the only fucking weeaboo posting "kawaii" shit in this thread?
Yes, yes you are.
>>919207
once i was walking to school and i got robbed by a cockatoo
>>920534
A webm I got off this fucking board. Perfect.
>>915049
What breed of cockatoo is this?
>>917352
Tiels and other birds look cute and doofy when walking fast.
>>919856
real or nah?
>>920342
>>918690
It was a forced meme on /f/. The filename was always "click here to smile.swf" and the comment attached was always "my dog died to today". It was posted every single fucking day for about 4 months straight, and I'm now filled with contempt for this bird.
>>919068
>>915221
At 0:14 it says "hijo de puta" which is Spanish for "son of a bitch."
>>918864
Huh, sounds like Peach
>>919498
My uncle has one named Paco. He's a strange bird.
>>917541
S M O O T H
>>915957
Kek
>>917541
the female wasn't even impressed
>2/10 wouldn't bang
>>916090
>>916091
>>916093
>>918887
Those are some fucking hardass reads and dodges.
>>919964
That's really cool. I didn't even know they did that.
>>915043
>tfw the bird can sing better then you
>>915957
this bird gets it
>>921257
why is he naked?
>>921632
>file name
>>919475
>Mexicans
He looks and sounds Maori.
>>915058
Hard to not be happy when watching this
>>915957
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you"
>>920546
Corella
>>918184
>>920556
nah, its real
>>918586
>>915957
Birds for Trump 2016
>>915058
This is too much.
>>916795
Australia, where even the birds are bolshy cunts
>>918887
"Why i oughta moiderize ya!"
>>919623
Somebody put some ridiculous Big Room House to this please?
>>920701
He's improvising the melody like a jazz musician. Pretty amazing.
>>919732
That's one lucky birb.
>>918586
> o rly?
> ya rly
>>915938
@kanmiQ on Twitter. Seems to be an artist as well but he posts cute videos of his birds so I follow him.
>>918636
>Florida
God damn it
>>916424
song?
>>922716
>not recognizing Goosebumps
what are you, 12?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE
>>921858
disgracing a turkey with this shit spic music... disgraceful desu senpai
>>915537
you think that's crazy? check out harpie eagle
>>921738
brilliant
>>919860
why
>>922822
It's a spic turkey with spic customs you nigger.
>>915043
Holly, pls
>>921165
this get me everytime
>>922071
He's trying to sing "If you're happy and you know it" tard.
>>919623
>the ass was too fat.webm
>>922823
This more than likely killed the bird considering anything with smoke, aerosole, candles, pretty much artificial smokey products kills birds due to chemicals.
Fucking potheads.
>>915625
>I have a mouth and I have to scream
>>915625
>Mormon knock on door
>Excuse me sir, do you have a moment for our lord and savior?
BIRD ATTACK
>>923414
>hehe, gunna give this fucker diabetes. can't bark at me if he's fuckin dead m8
>>917352
Magpie
>>917541
M'lady
>>915049
clearly an Australian bird, even they shitpost IRL
>>923402
Dang.
>>922822
Pero anon, I love you
>>915629
/r/equesting the version with the heartbreaking song
>>915049
that moment at :14 when he instantly mocks her gets me every time
>>915043
I fucking recognize this melody from somewhere but can't remember where I heard it
>>923584
wewwewewew wew wew laaaaad
>>920701
*Tck! Tck!*
>>922894
Looks like a chick.
>>923413
>ywn have as fulfilling a yawn
>>923584
chocobo theme
>>923105
I think you missed the part where you should assume that everybody knows that song. Usually I think before I write something, so i suggest it to you.
>>916795
>Lester don't laugh at 'im
>>915043
he's a wonderfull little bird. i had a cockateil. he lived to the age of 22.5 which people say is amazing.
>>919871
Looks like he's got his pants around his ankles haha
>>922541
Are you even surprised any more?
>>919100
A FUCKING legend!
>>923390
But seems like hes smoking shisha, isnt that just water + some added taste like watermelon etc.
>>915537
Yiss hallo i am seegul
>>923761
i think you mean a naughty boy
>>915221
I loved him in the new star wars.
I want a bird now.
>>915221
>Well would you look at that statler, it seems we're birds
>maybe this means our career will finally take off
>I doubt that will happen
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>922822
Turkeys are often considered the stupidest animals on earth.
>>923440
fucking lol'd
>>923776
its still tobacco lased will all kinds of fructose, weed wouldnt hurt them in the slightest but that nightshade plant will
>>917313
>I am not an animal person, and shit like this is exactly why.
Nigger you're like those faggots that bitch on YouTube about shit they don't like. No one cares, if you don't like animals why are you in an animal-related thread?
>>923926
>tfw African grey is more talented than you'll ever be
>prolly smarter too
>>920394
Yeah, kill yourself
>>923926
It's amazing what their vocal range is
>>923979
Indeed, and if you dont pay close attention, they can fool you.
I went to a shop with a parrot who can say "Hello" humanlike. I was asking "someone there? at the cash and he answered. I thought two times an employee is there and would answer my questions.
>>923390
So much assumption. Fuck off
>>915625
I fucking hate cockatoos or wahtever these birds are. They scream at random and are generally fucking assholes. I had one scream next to my ear and it was ringing for hours after the fact. I shoot guns outdoors that aren't that fucking loud.
>>923413
>that scratchiness at the back of your throat you just can't quite reach even when you swallow really, really hard
>>923402
christ, this reminds me of that dude leaping from the twin towers
>>915537
>Day 713
>They still do now know I am a Bald Eagle
>>916422
They are also among the smartest birds. Funny how insanity always tend to correlate with intelligence, dont you think?
>>924340
Are a lot of crows insane?
>>919623
>germony pls stop :_:
>>923509
Oh nooo, don't pet birds anywhere but their head. Otherwise they take it sexual.
>>915221
Some other anon said they talk like Starfox characters. While it might be similar, it pales in comparison to the how exactly it sounds like Okami character speak.
>>923404
I wonder how old that conure is.
>>923761
Dude what a RUSH
>>918864
i would give anything for a pet raven, they're incredibly intelligent
>>923926
Michael Winslow can do that.
>>916360
What >>916389 said really is basic knowledge for any ethologist. Of course it's not exactly what >>915475 said, but you may see the point
If that interests you :
Watanabe, S., & Nemoto, M. (1998). Reinforceing property of music in Java sparrows (Padda oryzivora). Behavioural Processes, 43, 211-218.
and
Watanabe, S., & Nemoto, M. (1999). Discriminating stimulus properties of music in Java sparrows (Padda oryzivora). Behavioural Processes, 47, 53-58.
>>923414
GET OUT OF IT!
>>923926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPpmZ6GtNCc
>>915058
this is too cute and it took me a while to recognize the melody but holy shit im too drunk
>inb4 responding to ghod knows how old post
this thread is like watching non non biyori
>>915951
some anon once said that this isn't actually fun and those birds are having a sort of a mental breakdown because they're so much unused to this sort of surrounding
they would behave differently in their typical environment
can anyone confirm that?
>>924348
Crows have too many friends to go insane.
>>922822
it's about the dance you uneducated faggot, I'm from fucking yurop, the poor region, and I fucking recognize it
you must be literally retarded or twelve
>>923440
lmao
>>915951
>Aussie Shitposters
>>918859
My Cockatiel does this with tissue as well, why do they love paper so much?
