[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/
W E B M E D I T I O N PART VII : 1 2 O C L O C K B O I Z
Here is where you can post more of your boring webms with sound!
Previous thread : >>795151
P.S. No cyclists allowed; all bikes posted must have a motor as primary power source.
>>879632
>No cyclists allowed
What's this? Nazi Germany??
>>879632
Why the fuck are American bikers such cunts whenever you get more than two of them together, they act like the two wheeled equivalent of a nigger pool party chimp out
>>879669
Because we live in a free country and we're not scared of our shadow europoor/upside downer faggots.
>>879724
Your jelly butthurt is showing non-freedom loving friend.
>no fun on motorcycle is allowed!
cool story bro.
>>879752
Funny part is
>I'm in better shape than you are, garanteed
>Never been mugged by a nigger, and if I was I would have the means to defend myself, unlike you. In fact crime is pretty much nonexistent where I live.
>my country is better than yours. Hell my STATE is better than your entire country in every meaningful metric.
Continue to spew butthurt, it is quite hilarious considering I am better than you in every way and live in a far better place than you do.
Feel free to try and prove me wrong.
>inb4 you don't
>inb4 you cant
>inb4 you get even more butthurt.
>>879755
FYI, kid, Im seven feet tall, and could finish you with naught but the swingth of a fist. I am quite frankly shocked at thou ungentlemanly display of vulgarity and almost certainly hold superior fashion tastes (this *custom-tailered pinstriped tux* doesn't come cheap). I highly suggest doth hoist thine computing device throught thy nearest lucarne, lest you discover the TRUE meaning of suffering. you insalient, brash brute. Be grateful I could keep myself under control and simply forwarded your message to the moderators, next time I might get angry.............you won't like me when Im angry. (yes that was a hulk reference for you nerds out there)
tldr you are INFERIOR and I will END you if you step out of line aggen.
But please, continuing espousing on thine superiorities.
POST BIKES FAGGOTS
>>879755
lol if you honestly believe you live in a better place than the average western european dude
that's just desperate stockholm syndrome in the worst way
>>879781
Just like i thought.
>>879849
>lol if you honestly believe you live in a better place than the average western european dude
i honestly do. My state probably has a larger economy/economic impact than your entire country. My state has a larger cultural impact than your entire country. My state is even more politically relevant than your entire country. AND I live in a nicer place than you or "the average western male".
You just don't know shit about the U.S. and think country wide statistics for our massive and diverse country mean jack shit for those of us that live in good states that outpace whatever shithole you live in by a mile.
>>879632
I personally would have used the "MyPeopleNeedMe.webm for the starting post.
>>880024
>>880024
Ouch, hit the biggest bump today. The suspension even caused it to hit my wrist pretty hard. I had just passed a chick on a scooter with a fat ass, so I didn't want to pull over and look like a bitch. Everything looks fine though.
>>881163
god damn, seeing shit like that sets my blood on fire, i need a fucking bike
bonk lol
sorry for shitty quality, not sure what happened but it's good enough and i'm not fixing it
Posting for DBT reference. 0:12 s
>>888443
felt like it was hard enough to bend my rim, so for that one, yes
>>879857
i'm here in the states with you man, but i agree with everything that europoor has said.
>>879712
>not scared
>arms self with a gun for self defence
America please.
>>889118
>is europoor
>is not scared
>is taxed at 50% to support kebab
>gets robbed and stabbed by kebab anyway
>>879712
>we live in a free country
kek
Stop trolling m8, you're in a bike thread : nobody here is retarded enough to believe this b8
bonk lol
>>879940
where were you?
its gonna be in the low 50's tomorrow, maybe i'll get out then
>>895843
Just get some decent riding gear and go out. Low 50's is nothing. It is so cold here my bike didn't even want to start.
>>895958
what is happening there
>>896046
Dude wasn't pulling over for CHP and thought he could get away by switching lanes in LA traffic. I guess he thought the flashing lights behind him for a minute weren't for him. Cop put him on blast.
>>879946
That's not 120.
>>879646
Ayy lmao
>>879640
These guys are easily rustled, play nicely with them.
>>894458
>they just get out and stare at their cars in the middle of the highway
Saving the thread from page 10 with more boring webms.
>>879940
>ilerminati
>>881190
Jump off of a tall building - it'll get you there quicker.
>>894458
so true, I get scared when it rains and im on the freeway - is this so cal or nor cal?
>>898946
kek
posting for /trustedklrexpert/ anon
>>904987
it doesn't sound like it's from the engine, more like some plastic vibrating
>>904991
>>904996
Are you referring to the ticking sound at low idle or that your bike sounds like a 2 stroke?
>>900072
Just post Harleys m8, it rustles than more than bicycles.
>>879646
ayy lmao
>>907562
It's remixed from this, not sure on what it actually is though, sorry senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJa0HkgXcY
Taught myself how to engine brake today!
>>900072
Bicycles are cool and can be fun, but shitposting your webms in a motorbike thread just to piss off a few autists is only going to further the already negative image many motorists have of cyclists. Why not make a thread of your own?
>>898946
That slow backstep.
>>898946
>he just starts backing up
kek
>>879632
tfw scaring somebody by accident
>>915224
what do you use to cover between helmet and collar?
>>915358
It was a tad expensive for a simple necktube, but it's super duper soft and the bottom is long enough in the front and back to tuck it in my shirt, it's really nice because it breathes well, keeps the air out and stays pretty comfy in cold and sunny weather
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EOM8ZSO?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00
>>915224
Someone clearly can't get enough of himself.
>>915375
Hey mang I'm still in my first few months, soakin up the freedom! And too be fair I took the picture I posted in the thread and a friend of mine suggested to record like that.
>>915535
>>915545
What does the law say about lane changing on double yellow lines with both lanes going the same direction? I've never seen them before.
>"fucking retard"
If you can change lanes, the biker can go fuck himself. The lanes are moving. They're not stopped in traffic. The driver is focusing on the cars in front and behind in both lanes with their turn signal on. All of a fucking sudden a motorcycle going twice as fast between lanes appears from behind a truck.
Saves lives my ass. More like stay in the fucking lanes.
>>915595
cannot cross double yellow
>>915605
What about riding in the middle of one?
>>915595
looks like it's made for bikers. you don't cross double yellow
Stalled today. Guy was about to use me as an ash tray.... Still trying to get used to the kill switch and starter being on the same switch. I forgot for a second.
lel
barely even hooning it
>>904987
>>904996
I managed to make a video of mine while it was heating up in the garage
>>915934
what's she even saying?
>>916667
I think, "Do you know that you're scaring drivers when you try to pass them that quickly?"
>>916689
story on this?
>>916745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uuo_CiiPk8
>>916745
dude was going over 100mph, says he didn't notice the cop behind him. cop rear ends him claiming it was an accident due to brake drag. an expert testifies that brake drag is rare as fuck. biker gets a ton of money for bike repair, medical expenses because the cop broke some bones i think, and punitive damages. cop is 'under investigation,' probably wont get fired. police dept says its a sad day and that the cop acted within totally within policy.
>>904385
What a faggot.
>>879632
daily retarded drivers thread
>>916748
good god, how many hand cuffs did he put on him?
http://webm.
host/27ad3/
>>917884
nice!
>>917884
Why do you think they pulled you over?
tfw 16.5k redline
>>918989
Sounds like a coffee grinder.
>>918992
250cc coffee grinder c:
>>918989
>revving like fuckin crazy
>going 25 mph
>>919504
this is the power of an i4 250
It means I get to rev like crazy when I'm driving through low-speed shareways, sounds like I'm going way faster than I am
>>918989
outch
>>916800
the cop got promoted
>>916689
Videos like this are why it's so hard for me to oppose unnecessary use of force by the police. What a wonderful day it is when some jackass on a motorcycle gets his shit kicked in by a cop.
who else wanna ride?
>>911032
I would've bought that bike in a heartbeat if it didn't sound like a gay leafblower. It's let down so much by the sound.
Maybe this is the right place to post in
I've been looking for a new action camera to upgrade from my ContourRoam but still can't decide
Been looking at as100v, gopro3 or ghost
The last two doesn't have stabilization so was going for a as100v, but then I found out about Git2
Only downsize is that Git2 has the shape of a gopro (don't like the way they stick out when mounted) and it has a 90min battery life when using highest quality
>>918989
>Cycle lane through merging high-speed lanes
Must've been a Friday evening when they came up with that.
>>916689
that cop must be fapping to himself every night... "Look 'Ma! i did good! i sure showed who has the bigger dick! Ma?"
>>921873
>giving a shit about your bike not sounding badass
It's High School all over again
>>922765
>Not giving a shit about how your bike sounds
You are in the minority, my friend.
Dude must've been too hung over for the daily commute.
The knocking heard at :04 - :12 is new to me, never heard that before. Mainly concerned with some of the other miscellaneous plasticy whirring/shuddering sounds
>>916377
That's a bit reassuring, sounds a lot like mine.
I did valve check about 1k miles ago, not sure where that knocking is coming from.
Doohickey mod is done too
>>923975
No, wait, I think I know what the knocking is, I'm missing a screw holding my back left frame cover on and it rattles when I'm not on the bike.
>motovloggers
>>924035
>what the fuck is that person honking at?
Wow, what a retard. A real retard doesn't know he is retarded. So self absorbed and self entitled that he fails to see he is being an idiot for crossing a red light on what appears to be a major highway.
It is legal to pass red lights when safe in most states after observing the light isn't triggering due to weight. However, this idiot can't seem to wait 2 minutes. Almost makes me ashamed to say we breathe the same oxygen.
>>904455
I bet a bike can beat a falling person in a race.
>>915545
>honk horn
>person goes back into her lane
>still laying on the horn
What a faggot.
>>920803
>that girl who skids on her face
Damn, I am definitely getting a full face helmet.
>>915642
You'd think so.
>>919065
125cc too many.
>>879640
we dont have traffic signs like "long beach" or "north" also we dont have palms and much more important: we dont drive sewing machines like thes faggots do
>>881181
Where in Aus is that? Looks like around Port Wakefield, SA
This is how I maintenance
>>929878
That is so hot...
>>879646
Ayy lmao
>>889128
Europoor here, but I keked
Just another day.
>>931303
>Baz crashing at Sepang
Tom Sykes probably had a good laugh
>>932384
>he honks back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDnB9YNrEM
Shameless self promotion.
>>904475
I think the sun gets to everyone's head in california.
Or maybe it's something in the water that makes everyone retarded. All the metal flakes from shipping it to the fucking desert.
>>898946
Does anyone know what happened afterwards?
Did the police notice him?
>>920803
Why is the sound clipping more each time?
Is it a joke/meme?
>go to my local Motorsports place to price out a GROM so I can start riding
>sit on one, instant comfy
>was kind of worried because I'm a 6'5" lanklet and I thought it'd be too small for me
>start taking numbers
>They want $5k for out the door
>hop off bike and moonwalk the next state over to have one delivered and all fees paid for $3600.
>>933173
Literally why would you get a Grom as a first bike
>>932805
I would bet my entire life savings that this guy lives somewhere with an average IQ lower than Califonria's.
>>933173
Sounds like me
>In major city for family visit.
>Looking at CBR500r
>7k out the door
>Sweet going home to rural city tomorrow I'll see my Honda dealer
>Get home see Honda.
>9.5k
>Argue with him they are 7
>He calls me a liar
>Call him a cunt and walk out
>Order it from the major city for 7
Gets here Monday. Got free shipping too because I went through them.
But now ill be getting servicing and everything else done through Yamaha. Because fuck that guy.
>>932781
you give fz6 riders a bad name.
>>933138
At 10 seconds there is a white spot in the window, which I assume is the cop looking back saying, "what an idiot!"
>>907962
Are you new/new'ish to motorcycles? Only way I could guess as to why you're just now learning how to do that.
>>916800
holy shit i think this is the guy that called into my local rock station the other day. he told a story exactly like this. he was just tearing it up going 100+ and didn't notice the cop behind him because all he was doing was focusing on going fast, then when he got to offramp cop kicked his ass and didn't believe him
>>916800
pretty sure its not within "policy" to kick a guy whose cooperating, he was clearly in the process of getting down on his knees when the copper kicked him
>>933397
Eh, there's worse out there.
>>933358
You can just do the service yourself and it'll be better done probably. I got quoted a set of tires for an oil change so I said fuck it, I'll do it myself, and saved 80 euros in the process
>>879646
ayyy lmao
testing
Fucking cucks.
>>935190
looks fun. wish I had my bike with me and that it was spring
>>929840
Beograd?
>>879640
/n/ fuck off
>>915638
>didn't even raise his hand to indicate he was sorry
what a faggot
>>932781
>>helmet wiggling around as you talk
Do you have that meme helmet with the separate mouth guard?
Guess this will be my first wrenching project. Gotta buy some tools!
>>879755
1 month old post but you know you've lost the argument when you resort to:
>I'M BETTER THAN YOU THEREFORE I'M RIGHT
and I'm sure you're not better than him
>>895843
spooky
>>915686
what's the significance of that car
>>923103
i can hear the HOOOOONK and then the "fucking retard" in that nasally voice in my mind
>>912933
>tfw another actfag
>>916748
Anyone see what the biker did wrong there?
Thats right, he put both feet down when stopping, instead of keeping his rear brake on and letting go of the front brake.
If he'd been leaning on the rear brake his bike wouldn't have gone down and been pushed under the car.
>>936793
are you gungahlin anon?
>>919901
>It means I get to rev like crazy when I'm driving through low-speed shareways, sounds like I'm going way faster than I am
........ K
>>936437
It's hydroplaning. You can see the tires stop moving but the car keeps on going.
Completely terrifying, as that driver no long has control over the car.
>>939000
You
What, nigger
Ever heard of a shutter?
>>936308
what will be your first project
Keybangers n shit
>>941157
I get cucked a lot.
>>940512
Wow that's slow.
>>940515
WouldRSV/1000
>>939000
What's it like being a certified retard?
>>916748
Another stupid murrifat cop.
>>924324
>light isn't triggering due to weight.
Lights trigger by inductance, not weight.
This guy just entered the freeway and was about to merge. At lot of noob motorcyclist come out during warmer weather and will merge without checking. I didn't want to take my chances so I slowed down. Go figure, he merged without looking.
>>925748
what bike?
>tfw i'm this cool nationalist on gs500
you'll never be this cool
>>942440
1996 CBR250RR Good luck getting one outside of australia/nz and japan
>>942765
>your dad
Kurwa
>>940514
lmao
hmm
>>940512
where is this at?
>>943299
>Ending a sentence with a preposition
>>943299
Somewhere in eastern Germany. I don't remember the exact spot.
>>942769
> Good luck getting one outside of australia/nz and japan
why? are they rare or what
>>943369
Do you know him?
>>943715
I'd say chances are good. You wouldn't boop someone you didn't know, especially known 'roid abusers like motorcycle riders.
>>943715
Yeah, he's from the /dbt/, we met up and went for a ride.
>>936308
adding some fucking tension to that chain
>>898946
>backing up sneaky as fuck
Kek
>>943630
Just outside of the above.
Not rare. But 5k for a decent one in NZ with less then 70k's when something like a TL1000s going for about the same makes it a hard purchase to justify.
>>940494
Have the same jacket as the guy in the mirror
>>945297
the t-shirt man, great protection...
Some webms from the Berlin motorcycle fair 2016 (BMT).
Bike with jet engine, claimed 3500 PS, 0-300 in 7 seconds. This is at 50% power, basically in neutral and the guy still has to brake as hard as he can so the thing doesn't launch into the crowd. Incredibly loud.
He also has a car powered by a fighter jet engine.
>>947030
>PS
No meme units, please.
>>947036
the w in kw stands for ǝwǝw, by the way.
>>947039
>putting a 'w' in kW
WeW
Generally I hate kiddos but this kinda shit is comfy
>>947609
Once upon a time I went into a mall in my gear, and as I was walking up a staircase in my black rst pants and jacket, a kid said to me "good morning Mr. Soldier"
Shits comfy yo
SUMMER COME BACK PLS
RIP in pieces MT.
>>948470
[explodes]
>>932781
Great video bruh, gave you a sub. But wtf is that helmet? Are you like wearing a bikcycle helmet and face mask or wtf is going on?
motorcycle riders, i've watched every single webm ITT and I love how comfy and exciting the videos are and how much passion you guys have for your bikes
The main thing holding me back from riding one myself is safety
I'm afraid of fatal injuries that everyone** says will occur to motorcyclists
What do you boys say to that?
>>952375
I say you're going to die someday, if you feel like you'd have fun riding a motorcycle, then do it as safely as you can, don't skimp on gear and ride within your abilities, stay safe and have fun. The main bike thread is over on /o/.
Hope to see your there Anon!
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>>952375
>What do you boys say to that?
I'd rather die tomorrow on my bike than live the rest of my life without riding.
>>952375
>What do you boys say to that?
The majority of accident victims are squids.
If you don't ride like a moron, then the greatest danger on the road is other people. You HAVE to ride defensively, people don't see you or don't care so you always have to assume the worst when it comes to other drivers. I've never had an accident (on my bike) after 7 years of riding. I've dropped it a few times though but that was when I was still learning.
>>888498
motorcycle cops are the fucking worst
>>904459
what the fuck, i was waiting the whole time for something to happen with her skirt.
fuck you
>>915535
i dont get it. it's a double yellow but why do people insist on crossing it?
>>952412
He's fingering her, look at his arm
>>952375
Yes you're more likely to be injured in an accident, but you are far less likely to get into one in the first place. Look at all the fuckers who wreck because they were eating, chatting, putting on makeup, reading a book, fucking can't put down their phone for 2 seconds... You can't hardly do anything on a bike except drive.
Stats wise, most motorcycle accidents are single vehicle, as in motorcyclist crashed into something out of their own error.
Of those, about half are riding under the influence.
And most fatalities are due to no helmet.
So wear a helmet and other proper gear, get a taxi or stay somewhere if you've been drinking, take it easy in bad weather, don't zone out on long trips, pay attention to everyone around you, and your odds of getting fatally wrecked are almost nonexistent.
If you're not convinced, look at how low insurance rates are for bikes. Insurance companies follow statistics, not opinions. No matter how many soccer moms bitch about motorcycles being dangerous, the insurance companies would disagree and I'm sure they'd love to charge you more if they could.
>>952375
I got hit by a car last year in a storm. I had full gear on so physical damage wasn't too bad at the time (tore my left rhomboid muscle in half). I had two brain hemorrhages in the following weeks.
The worst part about the entire thing was not being able to ride, and now I'm back on a bike, albeit working up slowly.
Basically this >>952391. Wear your gear, and ride like everyone is trying to kill you. Don't get on a bike if you can't accept the risk, shit happens sometimes.
>>952375
>What do you boys say to that?
i say i fukt their mum
>>952409
I have to disagree. Almost every motorcycle cop I've interacted with (and I only do that when I'm on my bike) have been nice. They wave back, will chat at a red light. Actually had one drive up to me when I was stuck in traffic on the highway and tell me to follow him in the breakdown lane.
>>943279
This
>>952375
Ride dirt bikes, get your skills at low speeds and learn your fuck ups in dirt. Few years of this you'll be more than ready for a street bike. Getting injured is fairly inevitable, but totally worth the risk.
>>952375
pretty much what >>953025 said
BARE NECESSITIES: FULLFACE helmet, gloves, thick jacket (motorcycle or otherwise),
TAKE THE MSF COURSE
focus on developing a sense of grip, throttle/clutch manipulation, which are greatly exaggerated on a little dirt bike, as compared to a street bike. even the lightest of streetbikes (small dualsports excluded) can be overwhelming if you have zero experience.
and get an action cam, film everything, and make boring webums of it
godspeed
>>952375
Do you even love the boring webms?
I only started riding a few months ago but it has been the best time I've ever spent on the road. If you spend all of your time worrying about crashing you will probably not have a great time, but it doesn't do any good to be overly worried about the possible crashes, you just have to be aware at all times. Gear is necessary
>>953282
nice
>>953282
Watching this I really want an open air garage, then I remember I live in Chicago and it's currently 27 F.
>>953479
Eh, thing is theres a trade off, you can have lotsa rain and be cold as shit, or have like no rain and be pretty comfortable, I really hate California in terms of its weather, rain is my thing.
>>953295
Of course I do. I often wind down after a day of work to these webms with a glass of wine, not even joking.
I also enjoy american road culture and the ingenious, effortless little ways that only bikers seem to navigate through it
>>953565
I mean, in my eyes as a cager, bikers seem to own the roads while us 4-wheelers merely traverse them.
>>881190
That mindset just proves you're a retarded squid that needs to stay off the roads. I'd love for you to kill yourself being an idiot, but you'd likely take someone else with you
>>919901
it means you sound retarded. Clearly, you are a squid that needs to stay on a 250. You'd be too dumb for anything bigger
